You can have sex with a professional athlete

Do I gotta?

That's easy - Anthony Recker!

Rugby:

Scott Higginbotham (the guy on the left), but I'd do Sean McMahon and James Horwill, too.

I have, several times if eons ago.

They weren't much different than anyone else I slept with back then except they were drunker and/or more uptight.

Nowadays? Jules would be fun to undress and have my way with.

Some humpy Olympic wrestler. 85k class

Sasha Vujacic.

Swimmer Tom Daley in a hot locker room.

Gymnast Alexei Nemov could've made a killing in gay porn back in the day.

Why does that filthy jock strap have the outline of a Michael Myer's mask?

Probably hockey bros, those quads and asses are off the fucking charts.

I like em big and stupid, so.....

JJ Watt

and Gronk

Greg Louganis, circa 1984.

Too many. But if forced to pick only one, I'd go with Jason Witten.

I think I'd start out with some Marat Safin as an appetizer...

Jonathan Toews

Patrick Hornqvist, even in the stupid Penguins uniform.

Panguins.

Eden Hazard

The Nets Joe Harris

Chris Mazdzer

Mo Salah, Egyptian footballer

[quote] That's easy - Anthony Recker!

Why him?

Jimmy Garoppolo

Crossfit Games competitor Alec Smith.

Because he's gay and so he'd be into it.

Ashley McKenzie -

I'd gladly be the center of a Steve Langton/John Daly sandwich.

Speaking of the Penguins, R17, you can have Hornqvist. I'm going for Crosby. Starting with his incredible ass in his infamous jockstrap and nothing else.

He's hot as puck.

R23 - you're kidding, right? If not, kindly see my album of pics of him.

Are you sure, R29?

Tennis...Rafael Nadal...tight, hot body, amazing-looking ass that I'd fuck and edge until he cried. Anytime, anywhere.

Tim Lincecum, former SF Giants Pitcher. I've met him, and besides being incredibly cute, he's the nicest, most sincere, smart, funny guy you could want to know. Seeing him after a game in a suit and tie makes me week in the knees. I'm a top, but I wouldn't object to being filled with LinciCUM anytime.

There's a lid for every pot, I guess...

I'm not into bitches, so you can have Crosby all to yourself, r28

Bitches, R34?

R21 Yes, oh fuck yes - Chris Mazdzer is a fuck’n hottie

Buster Posey, SF Giants "catcher" is hot.

Sid, the baby...

I could settle for Sergio Garcia's meaty polla

He has a world-class ass (even as he may occasionally be one) and a big mouth.

What's not to like? I see those as net positives given my plans R38

Gronk, Crosby or David Pocock:

Another vote for Buster Posey, he is just effortlessly stunning

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Djokovic and his big Serbian slab.

Pro golfer Morgan Hoffman can swing his club in my face any time

Horse racing jockeys please.

Czech decathlete Roman Sebrle

Dallas Mavericks basketballer Luka Dončić

49 posts and no Tim Tebow . Rim that ass worship those feets .

R46 Okay, he looks awfully juvenile. WTF!

[quote] Djokovic and his big Serbian slab.

Boobs out.

I could eat Cesaro's ass for every meal -- including snacks -- every day for all eternity.

Anthony Recker for me too!

R47 he was joy to look, won many big competitions. R25 many hot guys, but so far I would choose him, too.

Lewis Hamilton, F1.

Threeway with Gronk and Tebow, primarily me watching Gronk pound Tebow's virgin ass and make him love it. I'd happily fluff Gronk, but we all know his dick snap to attention as soon as it found out that Tebow's ass was open for business.

R50 He's 21.

[quote]Tebow's virgin ass

You're at least a decade too late

Christian Yelich.

R58 Poor guy, what the walk of shame must have looked like.

Pounding Kenworthy's ass while making him do his worst Cockney access.

^accent

yet another vote for Chris Mazdzer

Tom Daley and Nile Wilson hookup, to help them find a top.

Tiger Woods

I find Hungarian Gyorgy Rizmajer unbelievably handsome and sexy.

Leyva, since Garoppolo is taken.

That jock strap at OP looks stuffed and disgustingly dirty & stained. WTF?

Hawks' Danilo Gallinari

That’s easy. Australian rugby player James O’Connor. He’s my ultimate sporting crush.

Not Aussie rugby player (and reluctant gay porn star) Kurt Capewell discussed here at some length a couple of weeks ago?

David Williams

Joe Namath, circa 1968; Derek Sanderson, circa 1970; Tom Brady, circa 2000.

Nick Bosa, muscle slut

Italian tennis player Fabio Fognini, minus the towel, of course.

I'd like to play with allegedly well-hung MLB baseball player, now MLB manager Gabe Kapler.

R76 isn't he rumored bi?

Gronk

My teenaged fantasy was Steve Garvey. He really packed a jockstrap while playing. I heard he was just as hairy downstairs as the thick hair on his head. That fueled many a pounding.

Tom Brady

Nick Youngquest (Rugby)

I like the Cubs' coach Theo Epstein.

Grady Sizemore

OMG Grady Sizemore used to be so hot. He has great cock sucking lips too.

Haha! You said "Sizemore".

Didn't Grady show peen?

Well since I’ve done it this isn’t as much fun to answer. But I’ll pick one anyway and just say another vote for Jimmy Garoppolo.

Sylvan Grenier

Jim Palmer back in the day

r19 Another vote for Hazard though his best feature is not the front but his backside. One of the best ass in the industry.

Billy Bean

Truthful answer: a friend who played minor pro hockey two decades ago whom none of you would have heard of. He’s the one person I’ve ever been in love with.

Answer for public consumption: rugby player Ben Cohen, in that window of time between his separation from his ex-wife and things getting serious with babymama Kristina Rihanoff. The why can be seen below.

Tim Howard, American soccer player.

JESUS, he'd HATE himself after I was done with him.

Another vote for Christian Yelich like what R59 said

Also Tom Daley.

And also Greg Louganis like R13 said, except I'd do him now too

Not on this thread so far - Johnny Weir, he's just my type

Myles Garrett of the Cleveland Browns

Whoever the fuck this is

Dumb as a box of rocks, but sexy as hell Ryan Lochte:

Sharpy was always adorable.

[quote] eeing him after a game in a suit and tie makes me week in the knees.

Oh, dear!

Steph Curry

[quote]That jock strap at OP looks stuffed and disgustingly dirty & stained

I know! So hot!

Fucking GROSS, R93! Ugh.. WTF. Get better taste in men, would you? That's disgusting.

I can't believe a few nellie prisspots are upset because the picture at OP does not feature a freshly laundered and ironed jockstrap.

Marcin Gortat -- all 6'11" of him.

And speaking of a big, tall mountain of a man......

Wladimir Klitschko

David Kopay

I would have done Eric Lindros in his younger days. I had such a crush on him.

Grady Sizemore is handsome but he's married now and has 2 kids, so I don't think he's going to be sucking cock anytime soon.

Can I have Olympian Adam Rippon washed and scrubbed and brought to my room please?

R109 oh yeah forgot about him, he's real nice too. I'll wash him myself, maybe with my tongue

I got a thing for them figure skaters

Flip fuck with Ryan Garcia

I will allow that R110

I'll just have to settle for s three way with Robbie Rodgers and Christiano Ronaldo then.

Julian Edelman

The entire Russian men's gymnastics team.

At once R114?

Hey, R115, Clara Bow is said to have taken on the entire USC football team, so one assumes it can be done.

Snopes, naturally, debunks the legend (as reported by Kenneth Anger in "Hollywood Babylon") on the word of the quarterback, saying "we were too damn innocent."

To paraphrase Mandy Rice-Davies, "he would say that, wouldn't he?"

R116 Haha!

That's a brilliant story!

Amen to Julian Edelman, but his body hair better be there.

R115, yes, all at once!

Oh, wait...

Arn Anderson in his prime... what a slab of beef.

[quote]Why does that filthy jock strap have the outline of a Michael Myer's mask?

It's called a cup. Guess you never saw the inside of a locker room.

R109 uh, really? You can have any athlete from any time in history and you picked that?

Maybe you can retrieve the team bronze he stuffed up his ass.

R11 excellent choice.

I would pick Tim Tebow. I would give him oral service morning, noon, and night, and whenever else he is interested. If need be, I would get my jaws unhinged like a snake. I would rub his shoulders for him and look into his eyes for hours and hours and tell him how perfect he is and how much I love him ❤️

vasek pospisil, yum

Baseballer Kiké Hernández

Nick Foles and his double digit donger.

I'm attracted to older athletes in the nude.

R130 you can find them in the lock-Ur room.

R125, he's a Trumper

Princess Anne.

These four

[quote] JESUS, he'd HATE himself after I was done with him.

Thank you, Dean Corll.

Todd Clever – Rugby

R132 we're not getting married, I'm just riding his cock until he explodes.

Pan, god of music He played the Olympic theme at the early Games.

Pan frequently was depicted in sculpture chasing both women and men around with his always-erect penis and oversized scrotum. Half man. Half goat. Bisexual. Size queen.

Alexandre Despatie, Canada, at the Athens 2004 Olympics.

Eamon Sullivan, Australia at the Beijing 2008 Olympics.

Lots of beautiful men on here but I vote for Ben Cohen

Patrick Kearney! Google, please. I don’t know how to post a picture.

Ok. I'll help you, R142.

R142 - Patrick Kerney?

Most everybody listed here. Steph Curry really gets me horny lately.

Oh yes. I guarantee you Steph Curry can fuck.

Jimmy Garoppolo

R146 Oh you know it. Stop. Fuck. Just reading that got me hard. I want him.

More Jimmy

Tom Daley, Rob Gronkowski, Cavan Biggio, Bo Bichette. Anywhere. Anytime. And I'd let them do anything to me. Except for Tom, whom I'd make my bitch.

And more...

My younger, daddy loving self wanted Roger Clemens to do bad, bad things to me. Now? Some coach. Active athletes are too young for me.

Golfer Lady Q. G.

Which one has the money and is not a black? I take that one.

Rick Ruud was sure packin'.

Big ole brady

Steph Curry would be an amazing fuck. He has the swag for ages.

Holy fuck Nick Bosa. Him and Jimmy G need to just fuck to give the world a show. These two walk around naked in the same lockerroom in San Francisco of all places? Well fuck..they are cock teasing the whole city.

Uh R102. I don't recall asking your Streisand-listening, Bravo-watching; long pinky fingernail-having ass to comment on who I would fuck, but thanks for your 10 cents. Also? Kill yourself.

Colin--SIGH

Christian McCaffrey.....I'd lick his hole for hours and then fuck his tight ass. Then Julian Edelman would come over and the two of them would gang-bang me.

There was thread on some white football player and in OPs gif he was sticking his tongue out while rockin to some music. Can't think of his name. But he looked like he had major swag.

IF i had a time machine to go back to the past? all of the following men in their prime: jim palmer, steve garvey, russ francis, howie long, brian bosworth, scott erickson, frank gifford, mike schmidt, jim edmonds, markmcqwire, and on and on and on....

Better wear a condom R13!

Australian swimmer James Magnussen

Aussie tennis champ Llayton Hewitt.

He was hot when he was younger. He's hotter at forty.

If we can include surfing as a sport, then Laird Hamilton.

(Hot now, even hotter back in the day.)

Jonathan Toews formerly of the Chicago Blackhaws.

Cocky hockey player with a dash of boyish nerd = hot as fuck.

Tyson Gay

Speaking of Chicago.....Anthony Rizzo and David Ross......their bromance got me bone hard thinking about daddy Ross slamming Rizzo's ass,

R162 jim edmonds is known to be pervy

Michael Jordan from any point in the 90s.

171 posts and still nobody has mentioned Aaron Rodgers.😄 Guess everyone is turned off from all the hiding in the closet. Plus he looks old as shit these days anyway.

Mychal Kendricks and I get it in all the time, in my dreams! He leaves his purse at the door and fucks me

The allegedly extremely well hung Kris Bryant of the Chicago Cubs

R167. I’m not sure there is anything I wouldn’t do sexually with Towes. If he said he wanted to hog tie me and use me as a toilet. I’d be like how much ripe should I go buy

If Wrasslin' counts, I would say Randy Orton circa 2005, for the tragic Overkill on tax and the steroid-induced Neanderthal face and shaved head

Perfection! The things I would do to him!

R175 ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

[quote] I’d be like how much ripe should I go buy

I think he meant to say "rope". But still, ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

I thought he meant ripe fruit, but what the hell?

Let him do him or rather, let Jonathan doo-doo him.

probably some greco-roman style wrestler.

R174 he's a dreamboat If he's really packing god help the women around him. He's also like 6"5 so don't doubt if he's hung like a horse

R83 Grady Sizemore needs more size!

I like that he took that many photos and would put his hand in his pants. That makes me think he has a dirty pervy side

Tom Wilson, Washington Capitals

Tom Wilson is too pretty for me. I'd go for Ovechkin, but only when he's rocking the board. I think he's a dirty perv in bed.

I always forget the hot male tennis players but there's a few really big, tall ones that really melt my butter!

[quote]but only when he's rocking the board.

Beard, dammit.

Baseball pro George Springer is hot.

Giancarlo Stanton

Bucky Dent ca. 1979.

Dash Wilder

Kevin Love. All 6'8" of him.

R192 6’8? Is your hole the size of the Grand Canyon?

Tall drink of water.

Bryson Dechambeau

He thick

Hell yes to Kevin Love

and hot golfer dude at R195, too

Alex Bregman

Whoever said George Springer- yes. He’s bi according to those in the Houston scene

Chris Mazdzer (as we still eagerly await his dick pics)

Pro golfer Jason Day is handsome.

Ex-pro football player Arthur Lynch.

Johannes Høsflot Klæbo is a Norwegian cross country skier.

Jimmy.

David Beckham

R174, He appears to be ultra smooth, if that’s your thing.

Very nice, R202, especially the pecs.

^ some of those Dutch bitches are so sharp featured

I’m not particularly into the mammaries, but to each his own

R93 bet you want to suck off your whole national team after yesterday's World Cup showing. You made our (English) boys look like mugs.

^Speaking of English football, my carnal need for Jordan Henderson is reaching fever pitch.

Dan Vitale

EVERY inch.

Just one more because....

What would do? Why, everything, of course.

Reallay, oi ain’t foossay. Oi’ve had cock off evray footballah that oi’ve evah met, which is quoite a lot (oi can’t count that hoigh). An it down’t even have to be footballahs, loike—oi’ll let ennay fit geezah have a go at moy arse, ya get me.

Moy teammates take the best care of me, though. They put me in the sling or roon a train on mey or make me be the soggy biscuit, and oi reallay loike it evray toime. And oi make sure they all get their cocks wet before a gaighme.

Another vote for Eric Lindros. I had so many hockey crushes in the 90’s when I was a kid- Pavel Bure, Jaromir Jagr, Teemu Selanne, Paul Kariya, Steve Yzerman, Mario Lemieux, Keith Tkachuk, Niklas Lindstrom, Peter Forsberg, Jeremy Roenick, John LeClair, etc, but Lindros was my favorite.

Big, hairy body, curly brown hair, gap teeth and dimples. So hot.

Travis Kelce.

Always had a thing for the sadly late multi medal winning Russian gymnast Nicolai Andrianov.

French rugby star Jean Pierre Rives.

garroppolo

Brady Anderson.

And Cal Ripken Jr. thrown in as well.

Indian cricketeer Virat Kohli!!!

If time machines were in use, Richard Meade (equestrian). The UK big brother guy would be my choice for nowadays, WOW

R220 yes, please

God, how I want to put my face in the crotch of OP's pic.

Alberto Tomba circa 1992

Backup QB Matt Barkley reminds me of Matt Czuchry but four inches taller and beefier.

R 220, thanks for posting cricketeers!!! I'd love his hard dick in me - Hardik Pandya,

I love me some big, sweaty American football players. But especially the bigger ones: the Guards, the Tackles, the Centers.

Dax Milne

Well, I do love a jockstrap.

[quote]And Cal Ripken Jr. thrown in as well.

Get in line, bitch!

Imagine the ass smell in those locker rooms 🥵

This year’s Cy Young Award winner, Justin Verlander.

I really LOVE the smell of a locker room. Instant rager for me!

Dax Milne

I have mentioned my "past close friendships" with several Professional Athletes, I will remind DL of who they are!!

Number #1-Eric Lindros. nicest man ever, off and on sexual affair for years (mentioned that on DL several times), Waking up beside him was sooooo worth it, plus my company made him lots of $$$$.

Javier Baez can cum inside me

Sean Lamont and, if we're going to play tag team, Ben Cohen as well.

Matt Barkley looked good but has aged badly. Old pic below.

Another vote for retired footballer Robbie Rogers.

Cutie Tampa Bay Rays player Kevin Keirmeier.

Matt Carpenter NY Yankees

Paul DeJong STL Cardinals

Sucking cock, feet, eating ass, cum swallowing, piss drinking if asked.

Bo Jackson from this photo. Had this on my wall as a tween.

R240, Here he is shirtless . . .

Irish rugby player Andrew Porter.

I want him to soak up every drop of my cum.

Young Wayne Rooney, although his recent appearance as a big bear daddy works too.

French 70s F1 driver, Francois Cevert.

Handsome as fuck.

Those blue eyes...

American F2 soon to be F1, Logan Sargeant

A little twinky for my taste, but cute

R245 Roons?????? Sorry mate I don’t mean to judge but—are you impaired??? He’s so talented and a legend obviously but literally is the ugliest footballer to ever do it😂😂

I know R248 - but I can't help it. Even lesbians criticise my taste in men :D

R207 Dutch? Klæbo is Norwegian. The Dutch don't ski, they don't get snow. They are amazing speed skaters though, for some reason. They always win.

R250 All their dykes are frozen in the winter!

R248 I'm confused. What part of the assignment included approval from R248 over who WE want to have sex with?

Tyron Woodley

None, I only like rock stars.

Tim Howard, 4eva

Young Novak Djokovic when he first became a champ. Sorry not sorry I know he's jerk but I thought he was was cocky and sexy.

College age Stéphane Lambiel. He attended a university were I was prof. He was already a world champion. He wasn't classically handsome but he was very attractive. He looked like the runty sexy possibly inbred Swiss alpine stock he likely is, with those almost asiatic eyes they can have in the Alps. Beautiful ass and legs.

I also knew tennis player Michael Chan when he was at the top, so aged 18-20. He wasn't gorgeous either but he was a very pleasant guy and super sexy with gorgeous legs and butt. I was in my late 20s so he was too young and not gay but we played tennis in Geneva one summer and he was kind of a superman in my eyes.

Short world-class jocks have an aura. Tom Daley would have been a good fuck, I bet.

Rugby player Robbie Mulhern. I love his sticky out ears.

R258, Let’s hear it for sticky out ears!

No. Not those two.

Some obnoxious NFL receiver like Chad Ochocinco or Antonio Brown.

Alternatively, my new World Cup crush - Cameron Carter Vickers.

nobody said tebow?

Why would anybody say Tebow?

Tebow is disgusting.

I'd watch Tebow gasp and squeal with a big dick up his ass, but I wouldn't want to have sex with him.

You know Riley Cooper& Aaron Hernedez fucked Tebow hard when they were back in the dorms after winning their football games.

That's all right, Tebow is all mine anyway.

Sexy French pole vaulter, Thibaut Collet.

Like a blond Spiderman.

Remember the “scandal” when this full frontal photo of Riley Skinner of Wake Forest was leaked on the Internet years ago allegedly by a spurned girlfriend?

He was drafted by the New York Giants, but chose to go with broadcasting college games instead.

What about a professional mathelete?

Riley Skinner is now 36.

Is Ryan the hot guy with the baseball cap, he's a good looking man?

Sorry Riley, he looks just my old fuckbuddy Ryan( in the 2nd pic)

Bjorn Borg in his prime.

Spanish tennis hunk, Feliciano Lopez, in his prime (2010)

R272, Yes, Riley is on the right.

R274, Isn’t he in prison?

No, R277. You’re thinking of German Boris Becker.

R277, no, the one in jail is boris becker

Yo R272, I googled it(Riley Skinner naked pics) and the first to pop up "Datalounge from 2015-Riley Skinner). Datalounge does do good things-I didn't remember this at all from 2008.

The brothers Ripken. Those asses…

CJ Wilson. Former pitcher for the Angels.

^He’s a Trumper.

Aw, just toss that filthy smelly jock in my face and shove the pouch in my mouth, and I’m good.

Jordan Brian Henderson....on my knees I'll do anything Skipper

Joe Girardi

Daddy, won’t you please come home. He is all man! He knows his way around a bed.

Joe Burrow...

I don’t know anybody’s names so just give me a random fit, Latino, soccer player and I’ll be happy.

Soccer Player Wil Trapp lost his looks. But he was pretty hot/twinkish about 6 years ago (Video--see for yourself)...He also pinged.

Sergei Grinkov...when alive, preferably

Pinged you say R289 ?

Yeah just a bit.

Straighten those wrists gurl!

Adam Peaty

Carlos Alcaraz

He can have me any time.

R291 = Wil has always pinged for me going back years. The thing is he really had model looks and could have gone with that but instead he seems obsessed with soccer. He is just absolutely boring and somehow thinks kicking a ball is profound. What a sad life he must have.

R294 Yeah, really sad and boring. Especially, when he gets to play soccer overseas and get PAID for it.

^why is it that a higher proportion of femmey men play soccer in the US? In every other country, it’s mostly butcher types (both men & women) who play.

R296 That's an interesting question. It obviously has something to do with overseas gender politics. I mean...I can't imagine male children in those countries being allowed to play with dolls or make-up. Also, men don't really have the option to NOT be in the closet like we do because the alternative would be LITERALLY getting murderized.

DL won't like him because of the tattoos, but Adam Reynolds would have his holes owned by me if I could.

Rafa Nadal in his prime

Harry Winks

peak Rafa

"Joe Girardi

Daddy, won’t you please come home. He is all man! He knows his way around a bed."

And doesn't know jack shit about running an MLB team.

Guys gets his ass canned as his team in last place, and his successor comes along and takes them to the World Series.

R293 R299 R300 Rafa and Alcaraz look like the missing link. Curse of being Spanish I guess.

Cro-magnon is not a good look. Fell out of fashion ~15,000 years ago.

Jimmy Garoppolo obviously.

After his broken foot has healed, we can do anything he'd like.

You'll get nowhere with the straight ones.

You have to be extraordinary handsome, with a great body, to snare a gay one. They have the pick of the litter.

Oh well that's us told men.

Superman Decathlete, Kevin Mayer.

Anatoly Pisarenko in his prime (as pictured)

Call me basic, but I think baseball players have the best asses. And their bodies tend to not be so overly muscular.

South African Frantz Kruger

R303 will he be giving up sex until the foot feels. How is he supposed to dick down?

heals^

@ R302

Rafa was sexy AF without being conventionally handsome. Some guys just have it.

I had a teen-queen crush on Daley Thompson during the 1984 Summer Olympics.

[quote] Why does that filthy jock strap have the outline of a Michael Myer's mask?

Because the model is a huge Jamie Lee Curtis fan, Rose, and wanted to give her a shout-out.

Is his johnson made of steel?

[quote]DL won't like him because of the tattoos, but Adam Reynolds would have his holes owned by me if I could.

I'm not a fan of tattoos in general, but in his case the masonry is pretty enough to overlook the graffiti on it. Good find!

R312 fair enough

-R302

This entire group (one after the other 'til through).

R303, I’m available to administer sponge baths while Jimmy’s laid up.

our Jack

Would likely be a rugby player or a wrestler but none immediately come to mind.

Recently discovered Travis Kelce who is hot as fuck though a bit too skinny for my tastes.

^He’s mine.

Rugby player William Burke.

Gabe Davis

With Josh Allen. I had NO idea Allen was THIS big. GodDAMN.

Mexican boxer Canelo Álvarez - I do love me some ginge!

R298 FUCK these OLD women on DL who hate tattoos.

Tim Howard

My all time fantasy Footballer Gary Speed who committed suicide. Such a waste of a beautiful man.

Rams coach Sean McVay.

Who: Tim Tebow.

What: Sex

Where: In my ass.

When: as often as he wanted.

Why; Because he’s gorgeous, sexy, and an amazing person.

Sexy former WWE wrestler Matt Striker.

Josh Herdman; played Goyle in the Harry Pottery films and now does mixed martial arts

Usman Nurmagomedov

I want to ass-fuck Kai Havertz up against a wall.

Tom Brady.

Paddy. UFC from Liverpool. I love that he sounds like Ringo.

One more for all the love that DL's going to show him.

R334 I’m next

I was R27 on this thread and would still probably jizz a load in my shorts if Steve Langton was even standing near me.

Miki Dora, back in the days when he was hot.

Caster Semenya. Ride that steel hard clitdick to an explosive orgasm.

David Williams rugby

Dan the Dad from AEW.

David Williams was perfectly ripped @ R342.

Baker Mayfield!

I'm sticking with Wil!!

Alberto Tomba in his prime.

Dak Prescott

Messi!

This is the only time gays will engage with the subject of sport.

^^^^ not true, bitch!

Chris Gratton, for nostalgia.

I had posters of hockey players next to my bed in middle school. Didn't play at all. My parents just thought I *really* liked hockey.

Tennis R351, the gayest sport outside of figure skating.

^ you say that like it's a bad thing

Thurman Munson (way back when) had the thickest midsection and amplest butt in baseball history. I wish I could have buried my face in those two pillows.

[quote] the thickest midsection and amplest butt in baseball history

Lies!

Lou Gehrig!

Brittney Griner. She has a man's man body.

Cody Simpson

Adrian Ben who won gold for Spain is a cutie.

Vince Ferragamo

Baseball pitcher Brian Wilson. Not only is he hot, but he seems like he would be a lot of fun. He’s crazy enough that the right amount of liquid courage might just do the trick.

Klæbo