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Finland and Finnish Men Discussion Thread

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by Anonymousreply 79November 26, 2022 1:32 PM

They would make a cute couple!

by Anonymousreply 1February 14, 2021 10:50 PM

They guy on the right in OPs photo is gorgeous.

by Anonymousreply 2February 14, 2021 10:51 PM

Depressed, taciturn, and only lively when drunk.

by Anonymousreply 3February 14, 2021 10:51 PM

Guy on the right = Chic-let teefs.

by Anonymousreply 4February 14, 2021 10:52 PM

But they gleefully go naked in the mandatory saunas.

by Anonymousreply 5February 14, 2021 10:54 PM

Love Finland. Been there several times, but only in the summer. I can’t imagine spending winter there.

by Anonymousreply 6February 14, 2021 10:56 PM

Blond guys always smell "musky," and those two in op's photo looks like they smell like farts.

Oh, and they have yellow teeth.

by Anonymousreply 7February 14, 2021 10:57 PM

Are they good lays?

by Anonymousreply 8February 14, 2021 10:59 PM

They have big bushes, even the blond guys. All that cold weather and they had to adapt.

by Anonymousreply 9February 14, 2021 11:02 PM

Medium-sized dicks, surprisingly religious yet slutty at the same time, very fond of guns n' alcohol.

by Anonymousreply 10February 14, 2021 11:32 PM

I went to Helsinki in the winter. My hotel was near the cruise ship port and had a great sauna. I was in there alone when a guy about my age (mid 40s) came in with his 2 young sons. The guy had sandy brown hair, a dad bod, beautiful bush with an average uncut cock. How I wished he sent the kids back to the room so I could really help him relax.

by Anonymousreply 11February 14, 2021 11:52 PM

Markus Poyhonen will always be my ideal blond. Posted on DL many times, I know.

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by Anonymousreply 12February 14, 2021 11:56 PM

I’ve been to Finland and had a Finnish neighbor, so I know from firsthand experience they aren’t all that.

However, one of the most beautiful men I’ve ever seen was a Finnish taxi driver in Helsinki. He was young, blond haired, and blue eyed...looked like a fucking model. Not only was it weird having a white taxi driver, but the fact he was so hot made me wonder how he ended up in the job.

At one point I found myself staring at him in the rear view mirror...until he caught me.

by Anonymousreply 13February 14, 2021 11:57 PM

When I was there in summer and we docked in the harbor, I noted more than a few shirtless blonds on their sailboats with body hair. Some were washing their rugs, the ones they favor so much.

by Anonymousreply 14February 15, 2021 12:21 AM

Rugs, R14?

by Anonymousreply 15February 15, 2021 1:15 AM

Finnish rya rugs, r15

by Anonymousreply 16February 15, 2021 2:02 AM

Thank you, R16.

by Anonymousreply 17February 15, 2021 3:07 AM
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by Anonymousreply 18February 20, 2021 4:30 AM

[quote]They guy on the right in OPs photo is gorgeous.

If you like albinos with thinning hair.

by Anonymousreply 19February 20, 2021 4:35 AM

R19, he doesn't look like an albino. He does have thinning hair though.

by Anonymousreply 20February 20, 2021 4:37 AM

Nokia. Surprisingly decent cinema. Very conservative, private people.

by Anonymousreply 21February 20, 2021 4:45 AM

They make me nervous and look otherworldly.

by Anonymousreply 22February 20, 2021 5:13 AM

Ahhh the Finn's- some seriously sexy men in Helsinki!!!

by Anonymousreply 23February 20, 2021 7:02 AM

What does the Finn possess?

by Anonymousreply 24February 20, 2021 10:26 AM

One of my exes was Finnish descent. He was very hot and fit, had a nice big dick, and was obsessed with anal sex.

by Anonymousreply 25February 20, 2021 11:37 AM

We had a Finnish exchange student at my school in NZ when I was around 16. He was the most beautiful guy I had ever seen at that time. The most beautiful body. Jaako ( probably spelling it wrong). Not a big talker even though his English was perfect.

by Anonymousreply 26February 20, 2021 11:45 AM

Probably Jaako or Jaakko. Both are Finnish names.

by Anonymousreply 27February 20, 2021 11:48 AM

Had a middle-aged Finnish FB for a while. Very sexy and sexual guy and could fuck like a champ.

by Anonymousreply 28February 20, 2021 12:45 PM

painfully shy and withdrawn. they might be pretty blonds but what you'll get is a depressed repressed sad sack

by Anonymousreply 29February 20, 2021 12:54 PM

High suicide rate. Brooding and depressed

by Anonymousreply 30February 20, 2021 1:18 PM

R21 not conservative but shy and not good with small talk

by Anonymousreply 31February 20, 2021 2:18 PM

Touchy about being lumped in with other Scandinavians

(Swedes, Danes, Icelanders and Norwegians all have somewhat similar culture, ancestry and languages are fairly similar. Finns are more closely related to Estonians.)

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by Anonymousreply 33February 20, 2021 2:25 PM

R3 Then just be drunk all the time. Problem solved.

by Anonymousreply 34February 20, 2021 2:31 PM

R2 = the guy on the right

by Anonymousreply 35February 20, 2021 2:34 PM

I heard their food is so shitty that refugees arrived there quickly begged to be deported.

by Anonymousreply 36February 20, 2021 3:29 PM
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by Anonymousreply 37February 20, 2021 5:44 PM

I think that guy is Dutch R37, not Finnish (Ruud van Doorn)

by Anonymousreply 38February 20, 2021 5:51 PM

This guy is Finnish.

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by Anonymousreply 39February 20, 2021 5:54 PM

[quote] This guy is Finnish.

[quote] They make me nervous and look otherworldly.

by Anonymousreply 40February 20, 2021 5:55 PM

[quote] I think that guy is Dutch R37, not Finnish (Ruud van Doorn)

Thanks, R38.

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by Anonymousreply 41February 20, 2021 10:06 PM

Massiivinen kusipää ystäville. Iso Risto Ryti-kannattaja!

by Anonymousreply 42February 20, 2021 10:15 PM

Norwegians and Swedes are hotter. Not sure about Danes.

by Anonymousreply 43February 20, 2021 10:17 PM

R32, I was just about to ask -- culturally similar to Scandinavians?

by Anonymousreply 44February 20, 2021 10:19 PM

The speak impeccable English.

by Anonymousreply 45March 7, 2021 2:03 AM

I hate hockey, but I used to think Teemu was hot.

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by Anonymousreply 46March 7, 2021 2:23 AM

Actually, he's still pretty hot, considering he's 50 now.

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by Anonymousreply 47March 7, 2021 2:25 AM

Lots of geeks there, including the stringy-haired weirdo who tried picking me up after an evening of getting shitfaced on Gin Long Drink at a gayish café in Helsinki.

by Anonymousreply 48March 7, 2021 2:49 AM

I follow this Finnish beauty

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by Anonymousreply 49March 7, 2021 2:49 AM

I said "England!"

by Anonymousreply 50March 7, 2021 3:11 AM

Why are their teeth always so weird?

by Anonymousreply 51March 7, 2021 3:28 AM

Big uncut cock!

by Anonymousreply 52March 7, 2021 3:40 AM

R7 thinks blondes smell musky?

Obviously she's had no experience with "certain other" hair-color-and-texture people.

by Anonymousreply 53March 7, 2021 4:05 AM

Looking at their written language, I think the "k" button must be broken from overuse on all their keyboards.

by Anonymousreply 54March 7, 2021 8:52 PM

What is everyday gay life like in Finland? I get the feeling that they are not overtly homophobic because of their reserve, but being gay can still hurt you in business, housing, etc. I say "everyday gay life" because, yeah, there are gay pride parades but those are not an indication of what it is like to be gay at work, university, etc.

by Anonymousreply 55December 20, 2021 4:21 PM

After spending time there, the whole blond thing becomes banal. You eventually crave the diversity of looks in the US. It seems like they are all beautiful for the first few days though.

by Anonymousreply 56December 20, 2021 4:28 PM

What’s wrong with their teeth?

by Anonymousreply 57December 20, 2021 4:33 PM

Matt Damon's squished face is classically Finnish. They are not the most attractive bunch.

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by Anonymousreply 58December 20, 2021 4:37 PM

R55 It's pretty okay. The biggest issue is really just finding a boyfriend, as Finland's population isn't very big. Southern Finland is more accepting and progressive, while the north is less so. Universities are generally very safe to be openly gay in. I can't say much about worklife or business in general, but there have been cases of issues with renting apartments as a gay couple.

Finland almost elected a gay president, and the current prime minister is the daughter of a same-sex lesbian couple. Touko Laaksonen or more commonly known as Tom of Finland is generally quite respected and loved. Tove Jansson, who created the Moomin series and was Finnish-Swedish, born in Finland, was a lesbian, or at least a bisexual. A lot of Finnish politicians, actors, musicians and entertainment personalities are out in general.

So Finland is a pretty great place to be gay if you are the discreet, ' just want to live my gay life not bothering anyone ' type of gay. But even the flamboyant annoying types are safe in the south.

by Anonymousreply 59December 20, 2021 5:03 PM

R59, From the very little that I know, "just want to live my...life not bothering anyone " is the mantra of Finland for everyone. I am rather surprised that there is a pride parade because it seems so un-Finland to be so front and center.

Yeah, I kind of figured being gay in Finland would be like being gay in Minnesota or Wisconsin as far a possible boyfriends.

by Anonymousreply 60December 20, 2021 5:34 PM

Among work cultures I've admired when I've worked with them, Finland ranks right up there with Germany and Japan.

by Anonymousreply 61December 20, 2021 9:49 PM

What is Finnish food like?

by Anonymousreply 62January 4, 2022 11:34 PM

They look a little Asian.

by Anonymousreply 63January 5, 2022 12:05 AM

They have similar monolids, or heavy lids.

by Anonymousreply 64January 5, 2022 12:17 AM

Have any of you been to Farmors Cafe?

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by Anonymousreply 65November 19, 2022 10:21 PM

I’m not sure I want one. I can’t stand the smell of herring.

by Anonymousreply 66November 19, 2022 10:23 PM

[quote] Tove Jansson, who created the Moomin series and was Finnish-Swedish, born in Finland, was a lesbian, or at least a bisexual.

Tove did prefer women, and have significant relationships with a few into her twilight years. However, she also fell in something like love with men a couple of times at least, notably with the socialist political activist and hippie drifter on whom she based her famous anti-authoritarian character Snufkin.

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by Anonymousreply 67November 20, 2022 2:21 AM

R66, Why herring?

by Anonymousreply 68November 20, 2022 6:36 AM

the mighty need i feel to have Finnish tenor Topi Lehtipuu....

the man looks like *that* and he can sing and he can speak like five languages fluently. life is not fair

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by Anonymousreply 69November 22, 2022 3:30 PM

Their crotch has a strong sent. Better hope they washed up cause it will knock you on your ass.

by Anonymousreply 70November 22, 2022 3:53 PM

“Their crotch has a strong sent.”

Oh, dear.

by Anonymousreply 71November 22, 2022 4:09 PM

Is it true that the stupidest among them are still geniuses compared to American republicans?

I'd love to bang one, just to see what they're like in the sack.

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by Anonymousreply 72November 22, 2022 4:10 PM

They have the worst traits of Russians and Scandanavians with none of the good ones.

by Anonymousreply 73November 22, 2022 4:17 PM

R59 reading Jannson's autobiographical novels and stories is eye-opening. I didn't realise until I cracked them open that Finland outside of a few main urban areas is essentially a cluster of tiny islands and bits of land, and that many people go by boat between houses or villages rather than walk. Boating and fishing is a massive part of their community life and culture, and almost every native is a good capable sailor and fisherman.

by Anonymousreply 74November 23, 2022 1:39 PM

Watch this:

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by Anonymousreply 75November 24, 2022 12:08 PM

r75 that video wasn't very helpful. Be on time, don't talk about politics/religion/income, take your shoes off indoors, and don't drunk during lunch unless on vacation. Not really that different from any other Western culture.

by Anonymousreply 76November 24, 2022 8:30 PM

Seems like there isn't much to discuss.

by Anonymousreply 77November 25, 2022 4:34 PM

R77 you’d think ‘finish men’ in the title would have the thread teeming with replies

by Anonymousreply 78November 26, 2022 12:53 PM

Hot Finnish daddies?

by Anonymousreply 79November 26, 2022 1:32 PM
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