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This line of "prairie dresses" from Target is just insane.

This is the sort of thing I always picture the Shit Brickhouse Troll wearing in his stories about his father forcing him and his brother to dress up in calico dresses and perform degrading dances to the laughter of the townsfolk.

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by Anonymousreply 43February 19, 2021 10:42 AM

I'm designing a line of Shit-Bra lingerie for them next season.

by Anonymousreply 1February 12, 2021 2:11 AM

Makes a perfect gift for all of your sister-wives.

by Anonymousreply 2February 12, 2021 2:14 AM

My rescue dog would like one.

by Anonymousreply 3February 12, 2021 2:15 AM

This was cooked up by one of the sloppy bottoms on Target's "social media team," no doubt.

by Anonymousreply 4February 12, 2021 2:17 AM

This was cooked up by some execs to ride off the back of the popularity of Taylor Swift and her new white trash album. It has a 'cottage core' aesthetic that became a meme on Instagram.

by Anonymousreply 5February 12, 2021 2:19 AM

Who knew so many had a secret inner Holly Hobby?

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by Anonymousreply 6February 12, 2021 2:20 AM

At last every American woman can realize her dream of dressing like Irene Ryan on "The Beverly Hillbillies."

by Anonymousreply 7February 12, 2021 2:26 AM

Has anyone notified Florence Welch? The look like something she would be interested.

by Anonymousreply 8February 12, 2021 2:39 AM

My cocklet turned into a stubby looking at those exciting male models.

by Anonymousreply 9February 12, 2021 2:40 AM

Ivanka's new dress line? Did she and Mother Pence go into business together?

by Anonymousreply 10February 12, 2021 2:49 AM

Oh no, r10. My husband would never let me wear something so revealing.

by Anonymousreply 11February 12, 2021 2:52 AM

Oh wow they're really 'roasting' target by ~buying~ the joke dress from Target. Yeah you guys totally roasted Target by handing over $30 to them.

by Anonymousreply 12February 12, 2021 2:56 AM

R11 lol! đź‘Ťđź‘Ťđź‘Ťđź‘Ť

by Anonymousreply 13February 12, 2021 2:57 AM

I just started humming to theme from “The Waltons” and then realized it was the wrong old-timey show ....

by Anonymousreply 14February 12, 2021 3:37 AM

That was fun. Some actually looked good in them, especially the kids.

by Anonymousreply 15February 12, 2021 3:48 AM

I can finally realize my childhood dream of going as Nellie Oleson for Halloween.

by Anonymousreply 16February 12, 2021 3:52 AM

I told you we should’ve gone to peck & peck!

by Anonymousreply 17February 12, 2021 4:13 AM

One of them needs to do American Gothic:

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by Anonymousreply 18February 12, 2021 4:31 AM

The women's clothing section is right by the entrance at my local Target. I couldn't believe my eyes when I first saw them. I'm a child of the '70s and certain things are best left in that decade.

by Anonymousreply 19February 12, 2021 4:43 AM

[post redacted because linking to dailymail.co.uk clearly indicates that the poster is either a troll or an idiot (probably both, honestly.) Our advice is that you just ignore this poster but whatever you do, don't click on any link to this putrid rag.]

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by Anonymousreply 20February 12, 2021 4:48 AM

Look everyone! Now we can dress like the poor! Amish women would reject this crap.

by Anonymousreply 21February 12, 2021 9:21 AM

Well, Amish women make their own clothes R21...

by Anonymousreply 22February 12, 2021 9:24 AM

People still wear clothes?

by Anonymousreply 23February 12, 2021 10:25 AM

This is the kind of dress Nicole Kidman has been wearing for a few years now. Blame her.

And even her tall skinny self can’t make them look good.

by Anonymousreply 24February 12, 2021 10:36 AM

The dude at the stove, barefoot and holding a chicken. I was in tears.

by Anonymousreply 25February 12, 2021 10:39 AM

[quote] Oh wow they're really 'roasting' target by ~buying~ the joke dress from Target. Yeah you guys totally roasted Target by handing over $30 to them.

I don’t think that’s really the point. They’re not trying to punish Target financially, they just wanted to take some funny photos.

by Anonymousreply 26February 12, 2021 10:46 AM

I am now considering a trip to Target followed by a visit to a petting zoo.

by Anonymousreply 27February 12, 2021 11:43 AM

R20 she sho is ugly

by Anonymousreply 28February 12, 2021 12:18 PM

This is fun and pretty, I can't wait to get one

by Anonymousreply 29February 12, 2021 12:39 PM

Granny gowns...that even a granny wouldn't wear.

by Anonymousreply 30February 12, 2021 12:45 PM

Fat Whore on the Prairie

by Anonymousreply 31February 12, 2021 12:51 PM

Is this one of Izzy Mizrahi's designs?

by Anonymousreply 32February 12, 2021 12:53 PM

Are they supposed to wear them with combat boots like in the 90s?

by Anonymousreply 33February 12, 2021 1:12 PM

This would be very popular in Utah..

by Anonymousreply 34February 12, 2021 2:19 PM

This look comes back every twenty years or so. It's always hideous.

by Anonymousreply 35February 12, 2021 3:10 PM

Whoever is responsible for this "fashion" hates women. Just hates them. Speaking of fashion disaster, wtf is Wendy Williams wearing today?! It seems to be a cry for help.

by Anonymousreply 36February 12, 2021 3:16 PM

Those dresses are fucking absurd.

by Anonymousreply 37February 12, 2021 3:44 PM

That's a lot of chicken owners.

by Anonymousreply 38February 12, 2021 4:12 PM

I am going to buy the most hideous one and surprise my better half, lol!

by Anonymousreply 39February 12, 2021 4:13 PM

Sears’s fashion buyers have find new jobs at Target.

by Anonymousreply 40February 12, 2021 4:57 PM

Who's Shit Brickhouse Troll?

by Anonymousreply 41February 12, 2021 5:12 PM

Hideous

by Anonymousreply 42February 19, 2021 10:19 AM

These are the most depressing dresses. Just drab and something that belongs to the horse and buggy days.

by Anonymousreply 43February 19, 2021 10:42 AM
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