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Senate Democrats introduce bill to make Chrissy Metz the 51st state

[quote]Washington — Democratic Senator Tom Carper of Delaware, joined by a group of more than three dozen fellow Democrats, has introduced a bill to make Chrissy Metz the 51st state, continuing the years-long campaign to grant statehood to the This Is Us star. While the Chrissy Metz statehood movement enjoys widespread support from Democrats, who control the White House and both houses of Congress, Republican lawmakers generally oppose the effort, and the diva is unlikely to become a state unless Democrats take the controversial step of eliminating the legislative filibuster in the Senate. Carper introduced the companion bill to House legislation to make Metz a state on Tuesday. The House passed a Chrissy Metz statehood bill last year by a vote of 232 to 180. The bill has 38 cosponsors in the Senate, including Senate Majority Leader Chuck Schumer. President Biden said that he would support Metz statehood during the presidential campaign.

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by Anonymousreply 24February 8, 2021 8:08 PM

With an area of 5,103 sq. miles she would become fourth smallest state in size, and, with a population of just one, be the least populous.

by Anonymousreply 1February 8, 2021 3:04 PM

But are you also including her snack purse, OP?

by Anonymousreply 2February 8, 2021 3:05 PM

10/10

by Anonymousreply 3February 8, 2021 3:05 PM

I don't get this weird obsession with Chrissy Metz.

She seems like a lovely person, and she has lost a lot of weight.

by Anonymousreply 4February 8, 2021 3:21 PM

I wonder if she will have a State Carb.

by Anonymousreply 5February 8, 2021 3:23 PM

[quote]she has lost a lot of weight.

No, she has not.

by Anonymousreply 6February 8, 2021 4:32 PM

R4) I agree. Seems like a very nice person. I’m sure she is well aware she needs to loose weight, but that’s on her. Funny, I was a mean girl in HS, not so much now

by Anonymousreply 7February 8, 2021 4:35 PM

Oh, r6, I looked up photos and she has, but it's hard to tell because she seems to have gone from 450lbs to 400lbs.

The recent photos on Page Six make her look thinner than this photo from 2019.

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by Anonymousreply 8February 8, 2021 4:38 PM

[quote]I’m sure she is well aware she needs to loose weight, but that’s on her

Oh, dear.

by Anonymousreply 9February 8, 2021 6:54 PM

And what would the capital of Chrissy Metz be?

by Anonymousreply 10February 8, 2021 6:55 PM

I think it needs a better name -- Metzylvania. Or New Metzico. Chrissyland? Metzigan?

by Anonymousreply 11February 8, 2021 6:56 PM

Once they find it, her gash would make a wonderful state park.

by Anonymousreply 12February 8, 2021 6:59 PM

I am introducing legislation to set her in orbit around the Earth as our second moon. She has her own gravitational pull, so it should work out nicely.

by Anonymousreply 13February 8, 2021 7:01 PM

[quote]And what would the capital of Chrissy Metz be?

Snack Purse City?

by Anonymousreply 14February 8, 2021 7:02 PM

Actually, R14, it’s Snakpursiville.

by Anonymousreply 15February 8, 2021 7:06 PM

Is Metzylvania a red state or a blue state?

by Anonymousreply 16February 8, 2021 7:14 PM

Yawn. Remember when the Chrissy Metz stuff was new and original?

by Anonymousreply 17February 8, 2021 7:15 PM

State Song: "Almost Heaven Metz Virginia."

by Anonymousreply 18February 8, 2021 7:46 PM

[quote] She seems like a lovely person

Actually, by all accounts she's a huge bitch, but whatever.

by Anonymousreply 19February 8, 2021 7:48 PM

I've scrubbed Miss Chrissy's fat folds until my hands were raw. The sweat between those folds should be named after me -- The Pon-tamac River has a nice ring to it.

by Anonymousreply 20February 8, 2021 7:49 PM

Lame thread. Why are gay men such mean bitches?

by Anonymousreply 21February 8, 2021 7:51 PM

Why are fraus such homophobes?

by Anonymousreply 22February 8, 2021 7:59 PM

Why are homophobes such fraus?

by Anonymousreply 23February 8, 2021 8:02 PM

Do you think the NY Metz would be willing to relocate? It makes sense. They could strike a sponsorship deal with the company that makes Hot Pockets, or maybe Lil’ Debbie Snack Cakes.

What teams from other sports would she host?

by Anonymousreply 24February 8, 2021 8:08 PM
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