Madonnas ugly son on the beach

He looks fine. What do you look like OP??

He's ugly?

No mask?

What pandemic?

And people still wonder why Madonna bought new kids?

She's so lucky that she gets to be fucked by that hunk every night. I wish I could be her with his manly body thrusting his cock into my moist pussy.

He don’t think he’s ugly. He’s average. Seems like a decent kid and I’d much rather hang out with him than any of the Beckham spawn.

I’m surprised/pleased Rocco’s not covered in tattoos. But, he’s only 20, that may come later.

*I* don’t think he’s ugly, I meant.

Can we please see your pics, OP?

Look at that beach.

Seething with jealousy.

[quote] She's so lucky that she gets to be fucked by that hunk every night. I wish I could be her with his manly body thrusting his cock into my moist pussy.

Hi, Madge!

[quote] Seems like a decent kid and I’d much rather hang out with him than any of the Beckham spawn.

Are you serious? He didn’t do the whole school thing and spent all his time doing drugs and drinking under a bridge in London. Both of her kids are pure trash.

Not that bad just a dash simian in the face.

He’s got a stout, blocky body but I would say he’s above average in looks. Of course he’s also young and the bloom of youth hasn’t faded yet. Hopefully he won’t turn out to be as big of a twat as his mom and sis.

You know that Madonna’s will is going to be a million times worse than Joan Crawford’s ever was in regards to her children. No doubt Lourdes is getting jackshit. She call her dumpy and lazy. Rocco - she let Guy Ritchie give him some of the money he took from her. Her funds were already going to be split six ways. She’ll probably want to take her money with her, place next to her into her tomb like the ancient Egyptians.

He’s ugly as hell. Above average looks??!!

Rocco's destined to look like Haley Joel Osment

He probably ran from Madonna after coming on to him and his friends.

R17 I was thinking Russell Crowe. Rocco looks a little thick in the water photos, plus he’s short, so any extra weight will definitely show.

I think he looks fine. He reminds me of how MAdonna looked early on when she lived in NY. I really don't get all the hate for Madonna and now her kids. To me Madonna was the soundtrack to gay life in the 80's and her songs bring back great memories of friends still here as well as departed. To summarize, FUCK YOU OP

The only thing I understand less than the DL obsession with this kid are the bitter queens who trash him for absolutely no reason.

His mother is a tragic plastic surgery mess. His sister is a rude, trashy "model". He's doing well in comparison.

DM calls him an actor, what movies has he been in?

Rocco's sterling acting credits.

Madonna Feat. Nicki Minaj: Bitch I'm Madonna (Video short) Rocco Ritchie (uncredited)

Sherlock Holmes Boy in the Street (uncredited)

[quote] DM calls him an actor, what movies has he been in?

Didn't you see Madonna's on Twitter? It was called "#nosausage: The Motion Picture"

He need not work. Ever.

If my parents were wealthy, I'd be on an exotic beach waiting for the plague to leave our lands too.

That beach is stunning. I love the name Tulum.

Average at best but very,very rich. Hes a 10 in his world simply because of the money .

He has no neck

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He cute. OP just being a TROLL.

I like stocky bodies like that. Like Michael Jackson's older "son" has.

Hes fucking hideous!

He wishes he looked as good as me.

[quote] Average at best but very,very rich. Hes a 10 in his world simply because of the money .

Madonna’s not giving him a dime. Both parents have ten million kids.

I thought he was gay. The chick looks bored.

I like his bod but he needs a new hair style

Hobbit Boy needs to join a gym. And yes, a haircut.

Can Madonna buy him a neck?

Nice treasure trail!😍

[quote] I’m surprised/pleased Rocco’s not covered in tattoos. But, he’s only 20, that may come later.

If he doesn't have any tattoos yet, he probably doesn't want any.

What do ya want to pick on some kid for? What has he ever done to you? He has had to go through life dealing with an unbalanced loon his entire life. Probably being reminded daily that he is not fulfilling his potential or "You've been given everything" or some such shit.

There are enough truly despicable people in this world more deserving of your scorn - take a shot at someone that deserves it.

“Above average looks”?

Lol. Madonna’s kids are very unfortunate looking.

He looks like Madonna's brother, Christopher when he was young. When he was a kid, he looked like Guy Ritchie. The Ciccone genes (and eyebrows) kicked in.

him and his sister are pathetic, shamelessly spending their mothers money and then can't even be bothered to visit her more than once every 2 years.

[quote]Madonna’s not giving him a dime. Both parents have ten million kids.

Madge’s net worth is probably in the high 9 figures if not over 10 by now. Even split 6 ways all those kids will never have to work a day in their lives.

[quote]shamelessly spending their mothers money and then can't even be bothered to visit her more than once every 2 years

No one can really fault Rocco or Lourdes there. Shudder.

He looks fine. The wavy hair looks better on him than the slicked-back, gangster look we usually see.

I'd fuck his tight hole.

He’s cute, looks happy, and he can’t help that his mom is Madonna. Let him be.

I WILL NEVER LET HIM BE I WILL CALL HIM UGLY EVERY TIME HE STEPS OUT IN PUBLIC

He looks like Quasimodo his mother must be so ashamed

So like mom, he's not a real blond?

He's not ugly. He's not male model material, but he's perfectly fine, I wouldnt say no, even if he's a bit more masc than what I usually go for

And what did he ever do to you OP?

I feel badly for the kid. His mum is Madonna and she’s made it uncomfortable for him during his teens. Then you have his older sister whose a chubby chola being called “model” (Christy Turlingtons shaking in her Jimmy Choos, NOT!) and his younger siblings who are the mums favourites and they’re all adopted from the african bush. He’s like FUCK THAT NOISE IM GOING TOTALLY NORMAL FAMILY WITH MY DAD AND LOVELY STEP MUM mode. He’s short and his face is the worst mix of M and Guy but he seems like he’s trying to not be in the spotlight. It’s the paparazzi who won’t leave this kid alone.

At least he isn't one of those professional instagram gym rats

He looks like a dwarf, nearly. How “tall” is he?

I'm actually surprised he doesn't have hideous tattoos....

Would a celeb kid like that be financially independent now with a trust he has access to, or does he have to call his mother on the phone for money every day? Like would Madonna have to approve this trip to Mexico?

WTF, OP? He’s far far from being ugly. Show me your pic, fat fuck?

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He resembles the Guidice girls. Are we sure Madonna and Joe Guidice never hooked up?

[Quote]him and his sister are pathetic,

Oh, hon. Oh, dear.

Hey OP, THESE are ugly sons.

I was hoping there was a VPL so we could tell if he's cut or uncut.

Y'all think he has a big dick?

He looks like Prince Jackson. Maybe they could do a rap song together?

He's adorable. OP's obviously an angry Brit. Or a female.

I don't know why you all defend him he's a fucking whore and keeps wearing the same 3 outfits over and over. His hands look like the hands of a woman. Ugly teeth too.

He's not ugly at all. He looks perfectly fine. In spite of being raised by Madonna, he seems to be well adjusted. There have been no arrests, scandals, or any reports of bad behavior.

He was arrested at 16.....

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Pot is still considered a "drug"?

I mean having the same connotation as heroin or meth.

[quote] I was hoping there was a VPL so we could tell if he's cut or uncut.

Madonna had Guy Ritchie cut and no doubt had her son cut as well. She didn’t cut his hair until he was 3 in keeping with Jewish tradition. She’s batshit crazy.

He may not be the elephant man but by normal human standards he’s below average. If his mom wasn’t Madonna and his dad wasn’t a grifter who got some of Madonna’s money nobody would pay attention to him.

^that’s probably how Rocco would like it.

Is the bodyguard that's fucking him at night lurking in the background somewhere?

Prob a whole other topic, but I never understood the extent of Madge's commitment to Kabbalah. Did she actually convert to Judaism? (I believe I read she did, and chose Esther as her Hebrew name.) Did she raise the younger kids as Jews? Did she force Guy Ritchie to convert? I don't see that happening.

Is she still into Kabbalah? A lot of the celebs who signed on in the past have abandoned it.

R76, she didn’t convert but she became all about its hocus pocus big time. It’s a cult for dumb people. They literally tell her that she can live forever, control everything, if she wears red string, drinks Kabbalah water and nails Zohars to her tour stage (she did), she’s protected. They also treat her like royalty. She thinks she’s bought her way into heaven. They’re anti-gay and have been investigated by the FBI over finances numerous times. All of those charities she has is run through them. They basically tell their followers common sense and their narcissistic followers think it’s something new and unheard of. Madonna wears white to stay in line with their bs teachings. You should see that documentary that was done. They do stuff like yell at a screen to change the world. They tell them if their child is hit by a truck, the child turned away from the light or god. It’s a cult for idiots who need control. They prey on cancer victims.

I assume he dropped out of art school since he has so much free time to play on the beach

Don’t you Devry r78?

You stupid bitch OP he's cute.

It seems Rocco has the worst features from both parents, his mom's short height and his father 'duh' face and fat nose. Before the awful plastic surgery, Madonna had nice features. She never had a big nose.

Rocco is listed a being 5'10", no way is he that tall, he looks about 5'6" at best!

Not sure where the chubby stocky body comes form from, was Madonna ever fat? Before she got too thin, she was of average weight when she hit the music scene.

I think he has the same disease John Merrick had. Sad last days!

No way is he 5'10, he's barely taller than Lola who is 5'5. Something must have gone seriously wrong with him during puberty to cause such unnatural shortness.

WTF is your damage, OP?

Guy Ritchie is not tall. And he is inclined to pudginess at times.

He had a 15-minute window (ca his marriage to Madge) where I would have described him as hot. It didn't last.

He’s short and kind of dirt looking, but something about him makes me want to swallow every last drop.

Madonna's no oil painting.

He's probably got access to his trust fund now. Madonna would give him enough to keep him from selling out to the tabs--you know he saw all kinds of dirt as a kid. He's got it made, really. Madge has transferred her obsessive attention to the adopted kids. He got to take the money and run.