Did You Ever Poop at School?

No, I was not a school pooper all 12 years.

The scat troll strikes again

Not the scat troll, somehow this question came up in conversation with a teacher friend of mine and I thought it was perfect for DL!

I did, but I would go to the nurses office where I would shut the door.

I have a difficult time believing that neither the elementary school or middle school you went to didn't have doors on the bathroom stalls

R5 it was the 70s and we were bussed to the rough schools.

Not if I could avoid it. The stalls had doors but inside only the squatting type of toilet.

R7 where did you live? Asia??

Not only did I do it in school, I did it in my pants in 3rd grade. The teacher drew a toilet on the blackboard every morning and , if you had to go to the bathroom at any time other than assigned breaks, your name was put in the 🚽 and you were a "potty baby". Well, I WAS NOT GOING TO BE A POTTY BABY, so I just went in my pants. I sat in the last seat in the last row so no one noticed (it was also near the end of the day). After I walked home, my mother threw a fit and I was forbidden to go to the CYO banquet that night and was sent to my grandmothers. It all worked out in the end because we went to the mall and she bought me an Orange Julius and sea monkeys. Thanks, little nana!

I would poop into a 7-11 cup behind the gym.

Once in high school when I had food poisoning. I could t take the public bus home & it was private school far from home so I had to wait until 6 pm when my father could pick me up after work. He was not happy.

R8. Lyon, France

I do not understand R11 story at all.

Hell no, never! I would never poop in public ever unless it was an emergency. I see myself as too classy for public pooping

I went to a Middle School that was built as a WW2 hospital in Virginia. I was there in the mid 70s. It was converted to a High School in 1954. A new HS was built in 1972 that is when it become a MS. I do remember that the toilets in the lockerroom had no doors. I remember a guy named Skipper taking a dump while the rest of us passed by going in and out of the showers.

I shat in my pants the first day of first grade. At my little desk. I got sent home to clean up. It was 1962, before social media, so no documentation. But it's my first vivid memory.

Once in college. I picked the most out of the way bathroom possible and of course someone else had to come in.

Hawt

R10 = Meghan, Duchess of Sussex

I remember in 7th grade, my school got some new buildings, which included a locker room with showers. I remember the PE teacher explaining to us that we were going to have to get use to seeing each naked and some would have hair in places were others don't.

Great story, R20! Whatever in the fuck it has to do with the topic will have to remain known only to you and God, though.

Never.

I pissed myself in the drive through line at the KFC while I was in college. I wasn't drunk but they were taking forfuckingever to get people through the line.

Nope. Same for the municipal pool. I held it in til I got home.

I did but only when necessary. My high school was huge, and some of the bathrooms in the main part had no doors on the stalls, they were supposedly removed either because they were vandalized/ kicked in, or kids were smoking in them too much. If you wanted actual privacy you'd head to one of the other wings. We also had some bathrooms that were just an open room with two toilets, two urinals & two sinks. No stalls. So once in a blue moon you'd walk in on some kid dropping a mega deuce right in front of you. Awkward 😬. Guess he couldn't hoof it to one of the other bathrooms.

Every day in 4th and 5th grade. My mom was one of the few working moms back then and she had to drop my sister and me off at school a half hour before school started. We waited in the lobby until school started with a couple of others. I was the only boy. The first time I had to go, my whole family we was running late, I lived in a two-bathroom house with six other people, and didn’t get my bathroom time. I used that 15-20 minute wait at school as my private morning shit time every single day from then on.

Why did you not have doors on the stalls?

Our stalls didn’t have doors so it was a good way to see some cock.

I don’t think I even ever peed in the school bathrooms. I have no idea what the bathrooms looked like

God no. I would eat a piece of dry toast for breakfast, and skip lunch to make sure that I never had to poop at school.

Yes I did, but only in the boys room in the band room.

It was a single occupant bathroom with a lock on the door.

I also sucked a lot of dick in that bathroom.

In kindergarten I once held it so long that I pooped a little in my pants. It fell down my pant leg and hit the floor.

I of course completed denied it was me.

The teacher wiped it up and everyone followed to watch her flush it down the toilet

Hawt

I'm 60 years old and I've pooped in public maybe 3 times. I eat a healthy diet and have my BM in the morning before I shower, this is the way it's done...period. No reason to crap in public unless you're having problems with your health. People need to fucking deal with their GI issues.

Yuck