Is There Any Actor More Forgettable Than Justin Theroux?

Who?

[QUOTE] Who?

Exactly.

His head looks so long and strange in that picture.

Only "Mulholland Drive."

I found DL faces Armie Hammer and Channing Tatum more forgettable.

I remember just one thing about him.

Chris O'Donnell, who was being pushed as the Next Big Thing in the 1990s, was a cipher.

I liked him in American Psycho. But he had less hair then.

Jeremy Renner

I would have loved him forever off of being a co-writer on "Tropic Thunder" which is one of the funniest movies in existence. But then he followed it up by co-writing some dogs like "Rock of Ages" and "Iron Man 2", so now he's a hack writer and a forgettable actor.

He was in “Girl on the Train”, a movie I really liked, but I only recognized his name from the credits, wouldn’t have know him from the picture the OP posted. Yes, totally generic and blah.

Can’t stand him. Him and Jennifer anniston bearding for each other was so embarrassing

I remember him because he’s so hot

I remember him because he's such a douchenozzle

His massive cock is pretty memorable. I liked him in The Leftovers. He was excellent.

Why haven’t he and Jen divorced? Money? They’ve been separated for years now.

Wasn't he in Broken Hearts Club? I liked him in that.

Rose Byrne.

He and Aniston weren’t “bearding”. I do know that he dated a young girl a couple years ago, very DL and hush-hush. I don’t know if he was supposed to be with Aniston at the time or why it had to be a secret. But I also think he’s bisexual, because no straight man is as gay as he is. I mean, there’s NO WAY.

[quote]Why haven’t he and Jen divorced? Money? They’ve been separated for years now.

TMZ reported that there were no actual records proving that they were ever married.

Charlie Hunnam

He looked sexy in The Leftovers but he isn’t memorable at all. Some people have that “it” that makes them stand out naturally and a star, and some don’t. He doesn’t.

R7 to be fair, he was doing alright until Batman & Robin. The two youngest and freshest actors on that film (him and Alicia Silverstone) were the two biggest casualties of its failing.

He was good in Six Feet Under.

He just seems like a big poser dbag with his Hitler youth dyed black hair and douche boots and leather jacket and blue steel staring at all times. Just a knob. He's pushing 60 and still dresses like an emo nerd in 2002

Isn’t his most recent work a cameo in Joker?

His most recent work hasn't aired yet - a TV version of "The Mosquito Coast" for Apple+. His uncle wrote the original novel.

Gorgeous from the neck down, but so are a ton of soap opera actors. I want someone who is a memorable and charismatic actor, not just a set of abs.

Justin Theroux isn't as sanctimonious as Louis Theroux.

Nude

I think he's bi too. He doesn't have any charisma but he looks good still.

So birdlike and dull, decent actor but weird when I keep hearing how "hot" he is. He played not one but two roles on "Sex and the City" (why? actor shortage?) and was forgettable in both of them -- pure douche. I worked on "Leftovers" and he was popular with cast and crew, I must admit, nice guy apparently (I never met nor even saw him) but his hype feels like when they were trying to push Minnie Driver on us as some sexy babe ("How 'bout them apples?").

Very sexy! He and Mark Ronson must have some very delicious sex!

Anniston is a dyke and this guy is gay gay gay. They were bearding together. Fake marriage.

Jeff Daniels.

The four things he was in that I saw were The Last Jedi, American Psycho, Mulholland Drive and Six Feet Under. I checked IMDb. I don’t recall him in any of them.

Yes OP, just as other posters have stated, Justin Theroux is the very definition of forgettable.

He played Rhoda's son who couldn't get it up for Carrie or had orgasms too quickly.

He’s very good friends with Amy Sedaris, so I’d imagine he’s had a dick in his mouth.

I remember him in Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle.

Wow, R30, that’s a big ol’ hog flappin’ in the night air there. I thought he looked impressive in the gray sweatpants pictures, but that Six Feet Under clip confirms it: Theroux is Thick.

[quote]He was good in Six Feet Under.

He was literally overshadowed by everybody in Six Feet Under.

Liked him in The

^The Leftovers

Thank you R30. Just... thank you. 😘

I used to confuse him with Chris Messina, who was also in 'Six Feet Under,' but is a bit more fuckable (and kissable with those lips!)

Yes, but i can't remember who it is.

I watched Mulholland Drive twice to try to understand it but never knew he was in it! Chad Everett was caught my eye immediately.

I liked him in The Leftovers. That show had such wild tonal shifts season to season, but he seemed to make it work each season.

[quote]He played not one but two roles on "Sex and the City" (why? actor shortage?)

He's good friends with SJP.

[quote]Is There Any Actor More Forgettable Than Justin Theroux?

Armie Hammer

He's sexy but doesn't stand out in any roles, basically a hot character actor. There's nothing wrong with that. Definitely one of those guys who you don't realise you've seen in stuff but then that could be because he's a good actor and fully inhabits the role rather than being a 'star'.

Without reading the thread, shall assume there are many 'The Leftovers is cool and he shows his cock in it' comments.

Cock pics?

He’s meaty down there.

He's a climber, he buddied up to Downey during Tropic Thunder and Downey demanded Theroux be made writer on IM2 which was a very middling movie, he then used his connections to hookup with Aniston and received the lead in the Leftovers. He was qualified for neither of those jobs.

He was very good in The Leftovers. Amazing show if you haven't watched it.

Chris Messina

+1 on R57

I have met him several times--he is a friend of a friend--and he is hetero as far as I can tell.

I've also never seen him in the type of getup that R25 describes, just regular clothes/hair. He's also pushing 50, not 60.

But yes, he lacks whatever it is that makes someone a Pitt/Cruise level star.

R40 me too.

I like him a lot. Sexy as fuck. He has swagger.

He was very memorable in Mulholland Dr, I don't know which movie you folks were watching. Since when is not being like Tom Cruise or Brad Pitt a bad thing? Cruise became a punch line years ago and Pitt is just a sad old alcoholic deadbeat dad. Theroux didn't grow up poor white trash like either of them, he never needed the same kind of attention or validation.

He's hot as hell

R46- Chris Messina is FAR more attractive to me to than that ECTOMORPH Justin Therox.

R59 makes me concerned that I need my bi-dar recalibrated, because Theroux seems bisexual as hell to me, but of course I've never met him.

OP, did Justin kick your puppy and spit on your mom?

I tried watching The Leftovers because his big cock in those sweatpants is indeed impressive, but I couldn't get past the constant shooting of the dogs.

[QUOTE] Chris Messina is FAR more attractive to me to than that ECTOMORPH Justin Therox.

Yeah, Chris is exquisite and leaves more of a lasting impression.

Chris Messina looks like he only showers twice a week. Normally not a turn off but he looks greasy. Blergh.

I can assure you that Chris Messina has a very vigorous hygienic routine, including a morning oat milk bath with honey.

R70 Good to know, thanks. Is that from one of his IG post sponsorships?

Does he EVER wear anything not black?

Anyone looking to see just how hard their dick can get, should watch American Psycho. There are a couple of scenes with Christian Bale, Justin Theroux, and Josh Lucas at their physical prime....mmmmm🔥🔥🔥

[quote]Wasn't he in Broken Hearts Club?

Yes he was.

I find Channing Tatum and Sam Worthington much duller, but mileage varies.

Funny how people ask, was he in______? Wasn’t he in_____?

Even with dull actors such as Channing Tatum and Sam Worthington, at least they are remembered in their work.

Justin Theroux is so unremarkable, he fades into the wallpaper. Or in his business, each scene.

Completely forgettable.

[quote]Channing Tatum and Sam Worthington

Actually, I couldn't tell you a single thing either of those two have been in, nor can I picture their faces just from their names

Maybe you just need ashwagandha. ; )

R62 Memorable in Mulholland Drive? Saw it twice; he made no impression.

His most memorable role to me personally is "Vaughn" on Sex and The City. He was very good, but it was also a superbly written episode and he coattailed off Valerie Harper who played his mom. That's the only thing I would immediately remember him from. He also played "Jared" in a different episode of SATC, but that's less memorable. I can't name any films he's been in.

Is it The-ROH or The-ROO?

Thah-ROH.

Wait, maybe that should be "Theh-ROH."

He's not the most memorable to ever walk the earth, but there are plenty more forgettable in Hollywood.

He's gay. Who here has had him?

He was the best thing in the first Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle movie.