Modern images of early Presidents

Zaddy Jefferson!

But Washington had an enormous nose.

Grant, Pierce and Jefferson are all handsome-ish, some of the others look dire. Lincoln.....hoo, boy.

Washington would be a billionaire, too.

Grant looks like he really manages the Atlanta Eagle and he had to wear a suit for city council meeting or something

Fillmore looks like Alec Baldwin at his chubbiest.

They should do "early" images of modern presidents!

Jefferson has a Gavin Newsom/Patrick Bateman vibe going.

Andrew Jackson looks like Fritz Weaver.

R9, you are obsolete!

I agree, R6

[quote]Washington would be a billionaire, too.

Of course -- he gets a royalty on every dollar bill printed and every quarter minted.

And don't forget he has that toll bridge, r12.

Pierce is the only one who looks fuckable.

He was gay, right?

Pierce still looks like a drunk.

But a fuckable drunk which is more than I can say for the rest of those drunks.

She's leaving out all the pockmarks and scars and things that folks in those days often carried.

James Polk looked "special."

Andrew Jackson looked insane.

Oh wait....

He kind of WAS insane, wasn't he?

Lincoln spent too much time in the tanning bed in his younger days.

There's no way to make Lincoln look modern. He was too ugly and of his time to look modern.

[quote] There's no way to make Lincoln look modern. He was too ugly and of his time to look modern.

Gotta credit Lincoln for being self-aware.

Someone at OP’s link quoted Lincoln: “Honestly, if I were two-faced, would I be showing you this one?”

Mmm fuck me, TJ!

Millard Fillmore looks like Ladybird Bachmann. Or vicey versey.

Peale’s painting of Washington was a much better reflection of what Washington looked like rather than the Stuart image we’ve been brain washed with. Peale knew him longer and much more intimately.

Hayes was the real smokeshow on this list.

George Washington was supposedly very handsome as a young man.

R26 And he was sterile, so he didn’t have to worry about knocking up the ladies and slaves he had dalliances with.

Franklin Pierce looks like he’s a graduate of the Rand Paul Academy of Self-Barbering.

Washington was rumored to be gay.

Her Fillmore looks like an elderly Alec Baldwin.

Some of these are good but not all. She misses a lot of features (Grant had a mole/bump on the side of his nose, Washington had smallpox scarring). Unless she's presuming they'd have avoided or corrected them if they were alive today? Her Lincoln is way off--odd, since we have actual photographs of him.

She also buys into the smear campaign against Grant perpetrated by butthurt Southerners, R30. So she's talented but ignorant.

Grant looks like a butch bear daddy in her rendering.

Jackson looks like his thinking of killing more Native Americans.

[quote]Washington was rumored to be gay.

Gen. Washington was no fag, and I'm the dame that can prove it.

On a related note, occasionally there’s a current politician or public figure whose looks seem like they’re straight out of the 18th century. I can just picture them in a powdered wig...like former Senator Bob Corker.

I never knew I wanted to suck George Washington’s dick.

No "ethnics".

I think U.S. Grant must have done the earliest gay porn in history. This look says it all!

R31, spotted that. Sadly, the Confederates got away with way too much historical revisionism.

This is her method; explains all the inaccuracies.

We don't need a touch up for my historical hottie, Mr. Rutherford Hayes.

What young George Washington looked like...

The young James Garfield was dreamy.

Millard Fillmore looks like Alec Baldwin, without any work.

The teenage and (and young man) Washington was supposed quite athletic and well built.

R44 - and hung like a bull. I didn't marry him for money y'know.

^ Of course if you've seen Martha, you'd know who married for money.

Grant looks like he throws a mean fuck. I think I'd like him in me, quite deeply.

Ulysses was HAWT!

Ulysses was hawt, but an out-of-control drunk fisting bottom.

The Washington image at R39 reminded me of a combination of Kevin McKidd and Jay Mohr.

[quote]The young James Garfield was dreamy.

r42=Charles J. Guiteau, spurned suitor

"John Adams" looks Italian.

I thought John Adams looked more like Archie Bunker.