“Nestor” is trending again after Matt Gaetz photographed in too-small suit

Is that from his Helix Academy audition?

There’s just no way that’s a straight man, you know?

He looks like a complete dork there but I saw a picture of him the other night from some Fox News show, and he looked *perfect*.

That picture makes him look even more creepy than he is in real life. Jesus, I didn’t think that would be possible.

His head is too big.

What a maroon!

I sure hope he was born by C-section if not his mothers whoo haw is as wide as the Brooklyn Tunnel.

He looks like a pez dispenser.

You see? You're never too old for a nice Catechism.

How does he find hats that fit?

I think he is a fool. I would never, ever threaten Dick Cheney's daughter. It won't end well.

A pitiful excuse for a human. A complete embarrassment.

He's a living bobblehead!

Does he borrow all his good clothes from ventriloquist dummies?

He IS the ventriloquist’s dummy.

[quote] is as wide as the Brooklyn Tunnel.

The Brooklyn Tunnel?

Did he leave that suit out in the rain?

“Damn dry cleaners did it again!”

[quote]His head is too big.

Which is funny because his brain (such as it is) is so small.

He looks like an alien who's taken on a human form so he can walk among us - which would explain why he looks so uncomfortable in that body as well as that suit.

Gaetz is the bottom right?

Look, it's hard out there for a pan-faced tenhead closet case. Okay?

Pee Wee’s Great Adventure in Nestor’s Pants

More like Pee Wee's Worst Adventure

R18 Maybe water on the brain syndrome, that usually cuts your IQ in half.

What is it about Republicans. They trade in weird behavior/types that are totally outdated.

This Gaetz guy is like some pathetic closet case from the 1980s. Like Howard Koch. Or Barry Diller.

Or Beverly Leslie from the ‘90s. But not funny. At all.

Is it wrong that I like his hair? I love that Bob's Big Boy look.

I'm not gonna lie, I would watch the Nestor/Matt sex tape. I bet he is the type who moans like a girl and says things like fuck my pussy.

Is he Beavis or Butthead?

Why isn't his "fiance" buying him suits that fit?

[quote] The Brooklyn Tunnel?

One presumes R15 was referring to the Brooklyn-Battery Tunnel

R25 Love the Bob's Big Boy comment, btw

^ that was a PR stunt that they’ve already forgotten about!

This is what Gaetz has to look forward to in a few years.

R24 is correct.

I believe we've seen this before. When Matt Gaetz gets out of hand or when he wanders away from Nestor, his life will end up like disgraced congressmen Mark Foley, Alabama Attorney General Troy King, Virginia Congressman Ed Schrock, and Florida State Representative Bob Allen.

Ultimately he'll end up in real estate or interior decorating, but for now Matt Gaetz believes he's got everyone fooled.

I would love to hear Matt Gaetz say "pound my pussy."

Looks like two pigs fightin' under a blanket!

R33 that is the most disgusting thing I have ever seen on the internet.

This is worse than the Mr. Hands video.

Why is his head that BIG?

It's like a satellite dish.

People who think this guy is hot should kill themselves.

Small mind, small suit.

Nestor has grown up to be a handsome fella though. Also, didn't know Gaetz actually tweeted that. lol.

Matt brings his own makeup to Fox HQ. Adam Kinzinger confirmed on Twitter that Gaetz has a makeup bag he carries around with him.

Who is Nestor's mom? Who was Matt fucking in Cuba?

Matty loves him some Cuban pinga.

I wonder if Nestor has any tattoos.

Show him your battleship.

He really does have a massive head! And the small suit only accentuates that.

Nestor is gorgeous! Must've gotten his looks from mama.

[quote] He really does have a massive head! And the small suit only accentuates that

Looks perfectly normal to me.

Does Matt have any Cuban in him?

R48 Not at the moment, but as soon as I get home!

When did Nestor start living with him? I bet this story is darker than we think. 😥

We already think it's pretty dark, R50.

Matt looks so natural and relaxed in OP's photo.

I'm sure he has a doll crotch.

Twitter is saying estor lost his mother at 12 and Matt became his benefactor 😰 Never a good thing

R37, nobody thinks he's hot. We just like to see him humiliated.

he looks like beavis

[quote]Does Matt have any Cuban in him?

You mean other than Nestor?

I would agree, no one thinks this fucker is hot. He's a clown, who keeps doing clownish things, for our amusement. And because of the Nestor gossip, he's rushing into a marriage to some complicit bimbo who wants to be the First Lady of Florida. Pass the popcorn.

[quote]We already think it's pretty dark, [R50].

The darker the skin, the sweeter the juice.

Gaetz has the ugliest smile I've ever seen. His smile looks like a grimace, as if he's trying to stifle a sharp pain.

We should be so lucky r60.

So, do we know if Matt is a top or a bottom?

If the culo fits, wear it.

Why are no Democrats pointing out how fucking WEIRD this all is? Because we all know if a single, male Democratic congressman was living with his 17 year old "adopted" "son", the Republicans would never stop taking potshots.

We need to fight dirtier.

[quote] Who is Nestor's mom? Who was Matt fucking in Cuba?

Obviously, I'm way behind on this. If Matt isn't Nestor's biological father, how did they find each other? How did Nestor immigrate to US at age 12 without an accompanying adult or a sponsor? Did Matt simply adopt Nestor from a Cuban orphanage full of gorgeous young men? Nestor has a last name (Galban); any word from the Galban family?

R65 Apparently, Nestor is brother of Matt's ex-girlfriend.

“Breed me, Nestor! Breed me NOW!”

R65 Matt had a girlfriend? We need to hear from her...

R65 How old was this 'girlfriend?' If Nestor was 12 at the time, maybe Matt should have adopted the sister, too.

Matt is 38, Nestor is 19. So Matt adopted Nestor when he was 20?

[quote]He IS the ventriloquist’s dummy.

Well, you're half right.

[quote] It's like a satellite dish.

Oh, those things make great cereal bowls.

[quote] How did Nestor immigrate to US

Oh, dear!

I assume the worm-riddled-dog-turd Gaetz had fashion advice from his fiancee, Ginger Luckey.

[quote]I think he is a fool. I would never, ever threaten Dick Cheney's daughter. It won't end well.

Exactly. Dick Cheney shot a man in the face, and then made him go on TV and apologize for being in his way.

Why would Matt adopt Nestor if Nestor had a living older sister, who wasn’t even married to the bobblehead. Their whole story needs a complete rewrite, it doesn’t make any sense.

R76, Matt never actually adopted Nestor. He moved Nestor into his home, along with Nestor’s sister, when Nestor was 12 and had just arrived from Cubs. Nestor’s sister then . . . left, leaving Nestor and Matt together.

That's hoghly sus that the older soster suddenly left young Nestor in the care of a single older bachelor.

He’s the guy in the dark playroom at the sex club and suddenly mid suck you realize he’s got sharp teeth.

Ah, Matt on the floor of the sex club in doggie, back arched eager to take loads in both ends and be the most submissive little bitch in the joint.

Do u like me kewl shoes DL?

How awkward do you think it is that none of the other representatives lets him eat at their lunch table?

[quote]He looks like a pez dispenser.

LOL!

[quote]when Nestor was 12 and had just arrived from Cubs. Nestor’s sister then . . . left, leaving Nestor and Matt together

Or the poor kid was trafficked...

Matt reminds me of Herman Munster.

He reminds me of the Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer.

Both King/Straub and Clive Barker featured demons with over-sized half-moon heads (Black House / Cabal). Matt looks like the Univision version.

[quote]I bet he is the type who moans like a girl and says things like fuck my pussy.

Well, I nevah!

[quote] That's hoghly sus that the older soster suddenly left

Friday night drinkypoos came early, huh?

[quote] DL's antenas

Oh, dear!

I would never be caught in a suit like that!

More Nestor news, please. I'm new to this.

I think one of the things that will come out is that Matt, or his staff, did Nestor’s homework, but than again, most parents do there kid’s homework these days.

He looks like a Ken doll...that the board of directors of Mattel voted as defective, scrapped it, and then told the designers to start over.

[quote] but than again, most parents do there kid’s homework these days.

It’s fairly obvious your parents did yours, too.

Oh fucking dear!