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The Datalounge Hockey Thread 2021

The hockey season just started and our hockey thread needs an update. Here is 19-yr.-old Dylan Cozens of the Buffalo Sabres for the faceoff.

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by Anonymousreply 23November 17, 2021 4:25 AM

Now there’s somebody I would bite the pillow for.

by Anonymousreply 1January 28, 2021 5:20 AM

Now, now, he’s not that bad that I’d call for a face off, I’m sure there are many more that are unattractive, especially ones missing teeth.

by Anonymousreply 2January 28, 2021 5:29 AM

For reason R1, I don't think that would be an exclusive group.

by Anonymousreply 3January 28, 2021 5:31 AM

Oh man, damn you for posting that. Ever since I spotted Dylan Cozens, I have wanted him to take a seat right on my face and allow me to enjoy my meal. I mean, I'm still hurting for luscious hockey player ass, no thanks to players like Jonathan Toews.

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by Anonymousreply 4January 28, 2021 6:02 AM

Hockey player ass and thighs deserve their own thread.

by Anonymousreply 5January 28, 2021 6:18 AM

I love Carter Hart, goalie on the Flyers. Cute & boyish.

Sorry, don't know how to attach photos Can someone post one or two of Carter?

by Anonymousreply 6January 28, 2021 7:05 AM

Here ya go, R6. Carter Hart, Flyers goalie (and brand-new cumdump material):

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by Anonymousreply 7January 28, 2021 7:55 AM

Oh man, hockey player ass is a real thing.

"It's an absolute nightmare between the quads and the glutes," Montreal Canadiens center Max Domi says. "The glutes especially, because it just throws off your waist. You have, like, a 48 waist with your ass, but without it, you're a 32. So what do you do? Meet halfway, and you still have all this extra stuff."

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by Anonymousreply 8January 28, 2021 8:04 AM

I mean, really. Max Domi, hockey player ass:

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by Anonymousreply 9January 28, 2021 8:11 AM

14 of the hottest in 2019/20

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by Anonymousreply 10January 28, 2021 9:40 AM

Dylan Larkin, who is in this pants ad talking about his hockey butt, was recently named the newest captain of the Detroit Red Wings.

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by Anonymousreply 11January 28, 2021 9:44 AM

For R1 and R4:

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by Anonymousreply 12January 28, 2021 9:57 AM

R1 Based on that gayface, you're both biting pillows and sharing a dildo

by Anonymousreply 13January 28, 2021 10:01 AM

Those lips were made to suck cock

by Anonymousreply 14January 28, 2021 2:40 PM

All smiles.

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by Anonymousreply 15January 28, 2021 4:19 PM

Hockey!!!!

I love the interviews they do before a game when they're wearing their suits!!!

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by Anonymousreply 16January 28, 2021 4:38 PM

Hockey butt is proof that there is a God.

by Anonymousreply 17January 28, 2021 4:51 PM

Absolutely, R17. There are some prime teenage boy asses that I would kill to have sit on my face. Hockey butt is a gift from God. How could anyone wave off Dylan Larkin if he was sitting on their face, smothering their asses in MachoFucker.

by Anonymousreply 18February 18, 2021 8:50 AM

All the hockey players at my high school had great butts.

by Anonymousreply 19February 18, 2021 8:57 AM

Oh my god, just that image sets me off, R19. YUMMY. Goddamn, have them all come have a seat on my face. Goddamn. Oh man, that boy has one sexy voice:

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by Anonymousreply 20February 18, 2021 9:11 AM

Idiot parents to let a child leave home to live with strangers all for a sport, R20.

by Anonymousreply 21February 18, 2021 10:48 AM

I would play with his butt.

by Anonymousreply 22February 18, 2021 11:04 AM

[quote] Pittsburgh Penguins Reportedly Nearing Sale to Fenway Sports Group

Sidney Crosby's team, the Panguins, may be sold.

by Anonymousreply 23November 17, 2021 4:25 AM
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