"Matt Gaetz Can Leave His Beauty Bag At Home"

Yes. Eat each other.

Once again I'm a little depressed by the tired old face that I see,

Once again it is time to be someone, who's anyone other than me.

With the rare combination of girlish excitement and manly restraint,

I position my precious assortment of pencils and powders and paint.

Hope he has some ointment in his bag for that BURN.

Gaetz is such a little cunt.

MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

And Adam piling on makes it funnier.

Exactly my thought, R1. I want as much division as possible with those parasites. She's a total cunt and I hate her guts, but I hate that cunt Matt Gaetz even more. Fight, assholes! Fight!

Normally, I hate homophobic innuendo (especially from the sister of a nationally-famous Lesbian), but I'll make an exception for Miss Gaetz.

He needs a bigger one because whatever he's doing isn't working.

Cheney is pretty well connected, so these losers trying to take her on aren't very smart.

I need a new heart. I think I'll have Mr. Gaetz's next.

This is quite the DL Level reply

When I have a brand new hairdo

With my eyelashes all in curls

I float as the clouds on air do!

I enjoy being a... uh, a guy!

Here comes Santa Claws

Nice homophobic response.

My makeup will not exceed that of My Dear Leader.

Sing it!

Beauty bag is the new snack purse.

[quote]Normally, I hate homophobic innuendo (especially from the sister of a nationally-famous Lesbian), but I'll make an exception for Miss Gaetz.

You think it makes a difference that her sibling is gay? Recall how daddy supported gay marriage after he was out of power? He went silent the moment his precious Uday ran for office. She came out AGAINST gay marriage. No one should be surprised that a Cheney cares more about political power than their own flesh and blood.

I carry mine in a side pouch.

Oh, I would guess Matt carries snacks a' plenty in that beauty bag.

She is not a petite girl.

Sounds like something Barbara Bush would say.

He's lost weight, that's why his head is massive

In the HBO documentary you can see Miss Gaetz and her morning makeup routine

.....

Do we think that Adam Kinzinger subtly taunts Matty in the Congressional gym, strutting his naked stuff around in the locker room in front of Matty's doughy bod clad in two pairs of boxer shorts with the undershirt tucked in to disguise his love handles?

If I had Matt Gaetz's face, I would need two sherpas to carry a beauty bag with everything that would make me look somewhat human.

Jordan looks especially cray cray in R24's photo. Gaetz' expression says "Oh, enough already bitch. It's MY turn to bray."

A girl can dream, can't she?

Oh sure, NOW they make jokes about make-up.

R27 I think it's more like "Hurry up and finish so we can hit the showers!" All the lying really gets Matty's Mussy Moist!

He’s a fucking bottom Fag and it sickens me

It really bugs me that some of the most odious Republicans lately are the ones that seem like the biggest closet-case, cookie smellers (Mitch McConnell, Matt Gaetz, Tom Cotton, Lindsey Graham, etc.).

Y’all just jealous

[quote] He literally does carry a beauty bag

Whatever is in that bag, isn't working.

Eyes, hair, mouth, figure

Dress, voice, style, movement

Hands, magic, rings, glamour

Face, diamonds, excitement, image

Matt stands for the law! Except when it comes to elections.

Hey Adam, it takes a lot of moisturizer to keep my forehead looking this good. Btw, I hear your lovely wife will be visiting her parents next weekend. Wanna meet for cocktails after Friday’s session?

The only way any beauty bag would be effective with this cunt is if he pops it over his head when speaking in public.

Does Nestor do his makeup?

Matt, Poodle: Ignore them. Enter, purse first.

Matt named his dog Scarlett....

Matt is a horrible idiot, but he does have great hair.

R29, that's not makeup. Trump has bad rosacea/skin discoloration. That's why he's spray-painted orange every day. In that pic, he seems to have forgotten his daily shellacking.

Dear Bob @R40: linky stinky

“Rep. Gaetz can leave his beauty bag at home. In Wyoming, the men don’t wear make-up.”

This can only be considered "homophobic" if you believe that all gay men wear make up or that wearing make-up is something that only gay men do.

Drag queens wear make-up but not all drag queens are gay.

Some straight men and gay men wear make-up.

So, according to Ms. Cheney's spokesperson, Wyoming has zero drag queens and zero men who wear make-up (neither straight nor gay) which is probably not true and is also not homophobic. But I'll agree that it's "homophobic adjacent."

Our Adam is a bitchy DLer at his core. I'm loving all his recent dragging like he doesn't have any more fucks left in him. It's actually making him even hotter.

Gaetz is ok looking now that he's lost all that weight.

ITA R46.

Liz Cheney could kick Matt Gaetz's pussy to Fairbanks and back.

[quote] Gaetz is ok looking now that he's lost all that weight.

That Frankenstein mug will never look OK.

R33 of course he's going to stand with the Sheriffs. Its only when he's driving with law enforcement nearby that he still gets nervous...

Didn't Mattie get engaged over the holidays at Mar-a-Lago? All that looks staged and was a publicity stunt.

Matt's getting a frau in place to run for higher office

Poor Nestor.

Claudia Conway would be his perfect hag.

Mattie is an idiot.

The trick is usual closet gay by day; a lady after dark and on vacation.

Makeup is applied as I go on Fox.

All the guys on TV have make up on. Lol

That type of rhetoric is a bit homophobic but this case is acceptable given the subject. You know what they do to Sissy Marys in Wyoming!

Sure, Matt @ R55. But they don't usually carry a bag full of Maybelline and spramp it on by themselves.

Kinzinger just gets hotter.

R58 I love his new mouthy shit stirring in the party of late.

r34, your comment is hilarious.

Or that is, it would have been had not r8 made the same joke an hour earlier.

Adam Kinzinger is plotting out a presidential run in 2024. New beard, new GOP civil war, new Avengers persona. He's going for it ALL in 4 years, and he's going to get plenty of hot downlow cock along the way.

The day will come when Adam punches Gaetz right in the mouth.

Kinzinger remains the ONLY Republican I would fuck

In this case, AK should hit the lady.

If Republicans were smart, they'd rally around Kinzinger. He's the closest one they have to a universally-liked thirst trap.

Gurl the SHADE of it all. Let me find out Adam Kinzinger can deliver good reads and Im officially in love

All this GOP bickering. You hate to see it

Mattie is in that group with Gym Jordan, Gohmert, Biggs, Nunes, Mo Brooks, etc. These characters are fanatic right-wingers. Their gerrymandered districts keep returning them, financed by donors such as Robert Koch and Rebekah Mercer and dad.

Gaetz is a fair target because he’s a hypocrite. He practically outed himself, then decided his greed and ambition were more important, and quickly got engaged to a woman (the sister of a right wing donor).

Charles Koch @ r68

Totally fair game. And Cheney and Kinzinger just dared the bitch to bring it.

Adam K is quickly becoming my favorite Republicunt. And it doesn't hurt that he's cute as a button.

Kinzinger/Cheney or vice versa as possible ticket i 2024.

Don't mind a little light homophobia if the target deserves it. This ephebophile clearly does.

Kinzinger voted against the Equality Act. He's pretty right-wing voting across the board, he's just hot, moved against Trump earlier than most (still propped him up), and may be trying to edge closer to center for a presidential run.

'A little light homophobia' is exactly what you're going to get from him, for years. Whether he's a closet-case or not. He's Republican and they can't help it, you know?

He's not a good guy. He just might be trying to charm the pants off you in a few years as if he's a good guy. And this being Datalounge, it'll easily work on many here.

They're in that party for a reason.

There are shades of gray, R75. Or at least AK is gray. Don't be so Manichean.

[quote]“Rep. Gaetz can leave his beauty bag at home. In Wyoming, the men don’t wear make-up.”

Wyoming sounds great.

Her response doesn't make sense because ALL men in politics wear makeup for public events

Miss Gaetz's new look is orange spray-tan.

I want him to be outed so badly. Maybe find him in a hotel room with a hooker.

Make-up!! Wait until they find out about his smooth, waxed out bleached asshole.

If Matthew Shepard had been murdered during the Trump regime, his killers would've been hailed by every MAGAt as heroes and "Patriots" then pardoned and decorated with the Medal of Freedom by Shitler.

HOWEVER, nowadays, most MAGAts don't care if you're gay as long as you proclaim to offer your life for Madarin Mussolini.

On the one hand, the "beauty bag" comment is so obviously a dig at his masculinity and is a not-so-subtle jab at his being gay or less than a real man.

On the other hand, it was hilarious and aimed at someone who so clearly should be raked over the coals that it's difficult to care, let alone be upset or outraged.

To bad. So sad. Watching them feast on each other like cannibal piranha is a treat to behold.

Matt would be freaked out if someone outed him. He is that self-loathing. People really need to work on that.

The woman he got engaged to did not even post pictures of her happy engagement on Instagram. Now her account is private. Shows what a sham he is.

I'm pretty sure all male politicians in Wyoming wear makeup for TV and personal appearances and campaigning

If Matt was a true queen he'd effortlessly return fire to this old hoe and tell her he can make some recommendations for those cracks in her face. But he aint' going to go there because he's knows that's the equivalent of outing himself

Wouldn't a brown paper bag be cheaper?

I think Mattie may regret going up against Big Liz; I don't think it's unreasonable to expect that further investigation will reveal his role in the 1/6 coup and Liz will only be too happy to push him in front of the bus as an attempt to demonstrate that repigs cleaned house

R87 for wit and wisdom

It would be beautiful if Matt would wear a bag on his head.

Amateur

Liz Cheney is tied to old establishment, neocon, globalist Republicans. The corporate donors like her. Plus she is the only woman in the top echelon of House Republican leadership.

Mattie is messing with the wrong person regarding this issue.

Trump will fade, and Mattie has put his stock in him. Trump may not get convicted in the Senate trial, which will need 17 GOP Senators to concur; but plenty of new dirt on him will be revealed. More than a few from the Trump administration may be squealing to House managers who will be prosecuting the case. McConnell is not going to fight witness testimony and he is no longer Majority leader anyway due to Trump.

R88, I like your style. That would be FABULOUS, to have a Cheney slit his throat (metaphorically speaking). I despise him soooooooo much. The only ones I hate more are Hawley and Cruz and Sitler and Broehbert and Green and McConnell and Jordan and Gosar and Collins and Hyde-Smith and Pompeo and and and and and and......they are all literally bags of shit. They’re worthless human scum who deserve to die in prison, every single last one of them. You’d think Mitch could use his anger about his potential assassination to rally the Senate, but nooooooooooooooo, not even a fucking coup is bad enough for these fucking clowns to PRETEND to defend the Constitution. I heard they’re trying to censure Cheney, that’s their new thing too, they’re bitching about free speech on Twitter, but when one of their party dares to publicly utter a viewpoint not in their talking points — CENSURE!!

And don’t forget — if they don’t convict Trump, he can run again and again. Keep the pressure up high.

You know the Republican Party is messed up beyond belief when you find yourself actually agreeing with a heinous cunt named Cheney.

He has an ugly pig face like Miss Lindsey. You can carry a bag but you can’t put lipstick on a pig.

Ahm a pig and ah wear plenty o' lipstick!

Years ago, Roger Stone called Lindsey fish-faced among other derogatory statements.

They must have made-up as fellow Trumpians. Graham had been defending Stone since Trump was President.

Naturally she's pissed because he's trying to strip her of power and probably will encourage a primary challenger in 2022.

[quote]It would be beautiful if Matt would wear a bag on his head.

Preferably a plastic one.

[quote]Maybe he's born with it

Maybe it's Maybelline.

I wonder what he did to lose the weight and how much did he lose

There are few people who infuriate me more than Matt Gaetz and Gym Socks. I hope Liz Cheney shoves the long arm of the entire GOP establishment up his white trash hillbilly ass.

That's just not right and to suggest such a thing is deplorable! I NEVER!

Has Miss Lindz ever sent out a few signals to the dashing Adam K in passing? Lindz loves those fly boys in uniforms.

Cheney is very homophobic. That is her warning that she will out him as gay -- even if he isn't.

[quote] Beauty bag is the new snack purse.

There is no substitute for the snack purse. Maybelline has no taste and is not particularly appetizing. And I would know.

She hit a hole and kept digging.

It's homophobic and especially irresponsible coming from the mother of a lesbian. If you're not offended by this comment, then you're self-hating.

Either way, the lump in between his eyes makes him look retarded.

Is it that his head is so big and wide or is it that his features are so small and ferret-like?

Cut out the homophobic shit and work on better jokes....

Like the joke that somehow the Bush/Cheney administration didn't do more damage to this country than Trump.

R108 once again DL people, straight people have no problems (for the most part,) with lesbians and especially not with bisexual women, it's those gay/bi men that infuriate them

Gay men are always the last to realize this....

As awful as Gaetz is this 'joke' is brazenly homophobic.

[quote][R108] once again DL people, straight people have no problems (for the most part,) with lesbians and especially not with bisexual women, it's those gay/bi men that infuriate them

[quote]Gay men are always the last to realize this....

True, true, true...

[Quote]Adam Kinzinger confirms Matt is fond of his beauty products. (Maybe Matt makes Nestor carry the bag?)

Adam is doing that thing that gay men do when they're in the closet - drawing negative attention to queenier gay men so that people won't pay attention to him.

R116 speaks the truth. I would add that the ploy backfires, because a certifiably straight male colleague wouldn't think of saying this or getting away with it; he'd look too petty and catty. The very fact that Adam thinks he can get away with it marks him as one of the gays.

Come get your hairs did at Mr. Matt's Beauty Bag!

She is a political welfare recipient taking part in a reality show; there will be wardrobe and there will be makeup and there will be lighting.

It’s like she dipped her tongue in a homophobe’s asshole.

r74 = Debra Messing

You simply cannot polish a turd.

[quote] Don't mind a little light homophobia if the target deserves it.

I mind it.

There are so many awful things about him and other Republicans to joke about, beauty bags are not one.

Liz's father Dick Cheney should take Matt Gaetz out hunting while he is in Wyoming.

Someone seems to have missed this thread.

R125, the other one has an Elon Musk quality. This one works.

What does a beauty bag look like? How does he carry it around?

Is his like this?

Liz Cheney vs Matt Gaetz

Marco Rubio vs Ivanka Trump

This is going to be one good trashy reality show coming this year. Better stock up on popcorn boys.

Liz is not joking, I'v driven through Montana. It's full of white red necks who think they are all rough and tumble cowboys...which they are not.

On a side note, I saw more Mormon churches in every little town than I did while driving through Utah. My one venture into a local supermarket revealed the woman there are very gossipy about available men.

Matt could bring along Baba Looey to protect him.