Jeff Bezos, trendsetter?

I like the paint-by-numbers lighting. That's a new trend, too.

Not with that buzzard face. --Pass, babe.

I worked directly for that dick for seven years. Longest, most brutal years of my life.

Oooh do tell R3. No matter how hard he works out he still has a naked pointy head--and not the good kind.

Talk about a butterface

In the time it's taken me to write this sentence, he's probably earned more than the average citizen does in a year.

Fuck Jeff Bezos.

He reeks of “Dork who never received female attention but is now rich and can buy any pussy he wants.”

He also reeks of someone convinced of his own genius, rather than someone who was fortunate enough to have mommy & daddy give him $300k to get his business off the ground.

Looks like those nipple piercing posts. He's having a real mid-life crisis; a workaholic nerd trying to recapture his youth.

Hey....there are a plethora of other greedy asshole executives out there. Piss on them, but leave Jeff out. At least his offerings have helped out many people (anything at your fingertips). He's doing many people a favor.

What the hell are you talking about, R9? He made it possible to order crap from your couch sitting in your underwear while cannibalizing small businesses and shuttering brick and mortars? He doesn't do jack-shit philanthropically with his money other than tax write-offs and tiny PR goodwill stunts around Seattle. The warehouse worker conditions are animalistic.

Fuck off with that shit.

R3 here, the Amazon drone. What do you want to know?

He started working out when I worked for him. He was a schlub in his perennial blue button-down and shitty jeans/leather belt. Still doing a combover. He started tightening up and any humility he had flew out the window. I remember thinking "he'll dump Mackenzie and get a hoochie within two years." Took a little longer than that, but not by much. His Blue Origin project is just a playboy's toy.

He laughed too loud and too much to come across as more human. Has several odd neck/head jerk tics and a wonky eye that's been slightly corrected over the years.

He's a pure libertarian.

On the other hand because of Amazon his ex wife is the world's wealthiest woman, and she has signed the Giving Pledge and has already given away billions of dollars this year.

That photo is years old, OP--it's been posted on DL many times before.

Bezos is pond scum. Guillotine

[quote]At least his offerings have helped out many people (anything at your fingertips).

And put many many people and independent shops out of business. Amazon is the Dollar General of the Internet. Wipes the competition before you realize what happened.

I love the look of big dark nipples underneath tight trim white shirts.

Damn R11. Does he know what a cliche he is? Or that he looks like a turtle?

I think it is hot as hell. I know a couple of fit guys who do the same, tight shirt, faint areola. I would have difficulty remembering what Bezos is saying, but I would give him full, obvious attention. He would have no doubt where I stand.