Wonkiest Eye(s)

Donal Logue from "Gotham"

As handsome as he is, Indian superstar John Abraham has one eye that is always half-closed.

Andy Cohen owns this thread. His wonky eye is why he couldn't make it as an actor.

OP The correct term is 'bung eye'.

Nick makes it sexy, IMO

Ronnie Kroell has that same "one eye open, one eye half-shut" look.

Sarah Huckabee Sanders owns this thread.

Paris Hilton. And they say it was caused by early botched plastic surgery!

Gosling has a slight lazy eye but he controls it. Sometimes his eyes go wonky but you rarely see it.

Marty Feldman, hands down...

Dumb question: is it when one eye is noticeably smaller than the other, or when your eyeball goes in a slightly different direction (or both)?

Most people do have slightly different sized eyes, I’m guessing it’s more about the latter, but feel free to educate me (nicely, of course).

Sartre

It's the latter, r11--what is technically called strabismus. The eyes go in different directions.

Oddly, it's not usually bar to film or television success if one eye is wall-eyed (i.e. goes out when it should go straight). The problem is when one eye goes in, which is what Andy Cohen has--that seems to disbar most people from being actors, although there are exceptions (Norma Shearer, below, was a famous one)..

I don't know why people like Cohen these days can't get it surgically corrected, like Prince Edward's daughter Lady Louise did.

Lady Louise, before and after correction.

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[quote]The problem is when one eye goes in...

Peter Falk knew how to work it.

Kelly Loeffler. I think that drag queen was in Drag Race but I don't know remember which season she was in.

Kristen Bell

Amy from 1000-Lb sisters has it really bad (don't ask me how I know).

Meghan Markle

Wow, no Forest Whitaker yet?

R20 I don’t notice it.

What about ShanDo?

Lots of people have had strabismus to some degree or another: Abraham Lincoln, JFK.

Some people have it only slightly, like Zac Efrom.

I know a guy whose eye is only slightly off when he’s sober, but goes wonky when he’s drunk. His sister and father have it, too. And I busted a gut laughing when a mutual acquaintance was telling a story about him and said “...and Craig was so drunk that night. And you know it because his eyes were running away from each other.”