Caption this photo of Sarah Huckabee Sanders

Man holding this gun makes my dick hard.

Fun morning Huck cunting with Bryan!

R1 By man, are you referring to Sarah?

The One Where a Fat Repressed Dyke and her Fag Husband Do Butch Activities

Duck Duck Pig, Duck Pig Duck!

the Huckabeast

The husband shoots the duck and then the Huckabeast gallops on all fours, retrieving the duck for him in her mouth.

Does this camouflage make me look like a terrorist?

She’s a goner; he’s not bad looking.

Wonky eyed people should not be shooting guns.

They both have those repug “insane eyes”. Like ducks eyes in headlights.

Lying hypocrite trash

[quote]Wonky eyed people should not be shooting guns.

It's fine with us.

Did she snap up that way-out-of-her-league husband after he "prayed the gay away"?

It's married?!???!

Staging this suicide as "duck-hunting", too ugly-as-shit to live.

Is that horrific photo of her -- where it looks like a gigantic close-up of the Hunchback of Notre Dame -- still around?

A fat pig waddles into a forest...

R14, I always thought that they both were gay.

The most UNCchristian liar

I'm surprised her husband never mistook her for a moose or bear.

R21, she has the body of a water buffalo.

Looks like she put on some duck fat.

Good thing it wasn't moose hunting She'd be toast.

The Queer Hunter

Sarah pointing the gun in the wrong direction.

The cows are shooting duck

"Our annual Duck and Fuck Date, (as prescribed in Section One, Paragraph A of our pre-nupt; a man can stomach only so much grease and fat.)"

MONGO LIKE DUCKIE OMNOMNOMNOM

What a fun way for a heterosexual couple to spend the morning together.

How did she snag such a cute hubby?

[quote] How did she snag such a cute hubby?

She tops me like a champ!

"Look who just captured and is gonna pluck, gut and eat me for dinner tonight, everybody?!!"

Leave the ducks alone, you creep

Even a blind pig finds an acorn now and again.

Sarah's husband was worried she would noisily devour another house pet as she was becoming restless again ( quarantine snacking am I right ?!), so he decided to saddle her up and take her out to go after some wild game.

The tweets by Trumpsters further down are both laughable and infuriating. They live in an alternate reality.

Trash 🗑 🚮 🗑

Where's picture #3, where she's sprawled on the ground after he "accidently" shoots her.

This seems like the kind of story the Daily Mail loves; relatively good lucking husband takes the old "ball & chain", bear-like shrewish wife "hunting", clads her head to toe in camo and then - oopsie! accidently shoots her so be can finally be with his side piece he's been keeping in FL.

He's not cute, he looks like a slightly misshapen version of character actor Anthony James.

Crackers Crack Cracking Quackers

Local convicted sex offender captures wild Huckabeast.

Arkansas Razorback Learns to Use Shotgun

“Sadly, Dick Cheney couldn’t join her for the hunt”

[quote]He's not cute, he looks like a slightly misshapen version of character actor Anthony James.

He's still way better than she could ever hope to get without paying for him.

Also, COOKIES!

Didn't she have someone write a "book" for her?

I presume it tanked.

He works hard for the money!

She has this handsome man and I'm single.

The husband gets to see her naked everyday!

She looks much better without makeup & in the sunlight. Her press conference look always seemed so forced and awkward.

R46, the Huckabeast also had plans to run for office of some type.

You guys are mean, she’s a handsome woman.

Her fat cottage cheese thigh encased in waterproof rubber waders

while squatting in dank muddy water

as she sweats, farts, and stuffs her game bag with the bloody dead ducks

Must be catnip for the straight dudes

[quote] she’s a handsome woman.

Strong as an ox, too.

AND child bearin' hips!

I don't even want to think about what she's going to look like when she's 70.

Here's a glimpse of her DNA a couple decades on...

"Over the past year, the creature has been observed several times in the marshes of central Arkansas. Witnesses have reported it is a large, hulking, beastly-looking biped with a shrill cry and a foul odor."

[quote]Over the past year, the creature has been observed several times in the marshes of central Arkansas. Witnesses have reported it is a large, hulking, beastly-looking biped with a shrill cry and a foul odor.

Yes, the Arkansas Yeti...sometimes know to torture and kill dogs

It has the worst qualities of some kind of Yeti, Chupacabra, and Big Foot combination creature

‘Oh shit, I just shot Jesus.”

She is one of the most unfortunate-looking women I have ever seen in my life.

They must enjoy killing wildlife like Junior Miint & Eric.

Hope there are no dogs around when there is a Huckabee nearby.

Missing link somehow pulls trigger without opposable thumbs.

He has a very squared chin.

I think she had surgery to open up her squinting eye. The surgeon did a good job. I give her credit for not dying her hair blonde like 95 percent of other Republican women. She definitely looks in her element dressed in camouflage fatigues and without makeup.

She's despicable !!

Fug Gunting

Fat cunt

This couple is living proof that "every chamber pot has its cover."

Jethrine goes a' hungtin'