Cohen vs Scaramucci

It's the difference between having sex with a Jewish boy and an Italian boy. I'll take the cuddly Jew any day.

Nope. And don’t force either on me!

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Scara is hotter, but he's so short. I'm tall and like men around my height. Cohen is whiny. That will make him either a predictably terrible bottom or a surprisingly really good top.

I guess Cohen for the reluctant win.

Scaramucci fucked Kimberly Guilfoyle.

He probably still has cooties, and worse.

I love Jewish guys but I’d pick the mooch first.

Definitely Mooch. He looks like he could throw a mean fuck.

I have to admit I am attracted to both of them - the ONLY ones that had any connection to Trump. I doubt I would say that if they were still attached to Trump by the umbilical cord.

If it's just once, definitely the Mooch. He's got a hot body even though he's got a haircut that's 25 years out of date and a face like Frankenstein's monster. I'm sure he can fuck like a pile-driver.

But it would have to be only once. I would also expect he usually cries after sex, and I couldn't handle that twice.

Scaramucci is a pocket-straight. He’s too short. I’ll pass.

Cohen’s got big dick and balls face. I’ll also pass.

Thing is, I couldn’t fuck anyone who has sucked trump’s cock for all the years these two clowns have.

Can I just skip to the movie version where the choices are Paul Rudd or Mario Cantone?

Cohen looks like he has BDF and has considerable size but the Mooch looks like he would be more fun and adventurous in bed

Mooch has at least 25 more IQ points than Cohen, is in shape, can bullshit his way without embarrassment through any conversation in any crowd and is a lot cockier.

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I don’t want to hear either of those two fuckers talk. I want sex, and Cohen is packing a much bigger dick and balls.

I go with Cohen because he seems dirtier and thuggier.

Mooch would be clean and moan real loud

Anthony Scaramucci once claimed African Americans like him because he’s “black from the waist down.” He could probably pound and scar-a-mucchi.

Oh I forgetted to sign my post at r14.

I've been so impressed with Cohen's intelligence and, surprisingly, with his wit in his appearances on MSNBC. I find much more engaging than Scaramucci, who always seems like he's trying too hard to be clever. Cohen could lose a few lbs and get a little sun....but maybe he's required to stay put for now.

Scaramucci looks like he likes it raw and dirty.

Scaramucci seems like the type who would pay for sex....so him.

Cohen would have a nice furry chest and he seems like a pretty laidback bottom. Scaramucci would be a nightmare... I bet he doesn’t shut up during sex. He’d be like “I LOVE feeling your cock inside me. OMG is it bad that I used that word? LOL awkward” while you’re trying not to think about who he is

Anthony Scaramucci leaves federal court in New York on Thursday, June 24, 2021.

OP, you forgot an option: bullet through my brain.

The Mooch, but only if he has on those mirror shades and maybe some of those dress socks with garters.

Mooch…those fingers are damned long, but he’d have to bottom.

A menage a trois with Cohen and the Mooch. Both guys have great smiles.

I imagine they both have huge dense bushes. In that case, I'd do both of them.

Both were ok..

I think Cohen would be more concerned about MY orgasm.

How do we know Mooch fucked Guilfoyle?

Who HASN'T fucked Guilfoyle?

Mayo Pete?

Scaramucci. It would be a rough fuck though.

[quote] Scaramucci fucked Kimberly Guilfoyle.

No way. That would be like fucking a goat in the hot desert sun. The thought makes me hurl chunks.