Javanka ‘need not apply’ to selective Florida country club on Indian Creek Island

And you know they won't be able to get into the Mortimer Club either.

Makes you want to sing Branigan's "Gloria" doesn't it, OP. And it fits Ivanka pretty well

I wish they had a kept quiet about this, let them apply, and then leaked it.

Ivanka strikes me as the type of cold-hearted bitch that would never let you see her cry or be sad, but you just know it’s killing her to be socially shunned. I wish Barbara Walters was still around to interview her and pull a tear out of that stone-faced cunt.

Persona non grata!

Just like her poppa, r4.

Not our class, dearie

Kimberly Guilfoyle knows how to get a membership card to this place, she will show Ivanka how to grease the pipes.

Daddy already showed Ivanka how to grease those pipes.

May I suggest Mr. Ray's Wig World?

The Trumps were not invited to join the Everglades nor the Bath and Tennis Club (the B&T in Palm Beach not the one in Westhampton, although I don't think they could get into that one either).

No decent club will have that fat fuck and his awful spawn, so he built his own and now those are going down the tubes. Sweet.

They're vulgarians with no interest in culture or philanthropy.

Why should we welcome you, Jared Lickspittle?

She’ll just pull an Alva Vanderbilt move with a big party and minds will change. Social radioactivity tends to be fluid if you know how to manipulate it. She’s still youngish enough to move full circle.

“She’s a VULGARIAN!”

Pariahs will be fun to watch!!!!

This delights me much more than it should. Thank the Lord for Datalounge. I swear you have helped keep me sane.

And don't even think about getting a membership with us.

Mummy said they're Jews, and we can't have that sort of... element. It would bring the place down.

They need to go live amongst their MAGA people in Jacksonville & Ocala; I am sure the will be heartily welcomed at the Friday night all you eat shrimp buffet!

Muhaha! I am just smirking over this. And so it begins, life with the deplorables. Shunned by decent society. Karma, pleased with her sense of humor.

They weren't ever getting in in the first place. 🇮🇱

Actually, if they were smart, there is quite the Jewban communidad around Coral Gables and they like Doral. They're all just waiting around to take back La Habana.

They kin joyn ar club.

Jarvanka is the best meme in awhile

[quote] I wish they had a kept quiet about this, let them apply, and then leaked it.

No, no. It’s MUCH juicier this way. Imagine not being just denied entry, but publicly being told don’t even apply! We don’t want you.

Well in a few years maybe they can get into The Villages.

Or maybe not.

Eh do you really think Jared and Ivanka are the country club type? I doubt Jared is running to a golf course on his free time , an adult video store glory hole maybe.

Things have reached a pretty pass When someone pretty lower-class Graceless and vulgar, uninspired Can be accepted and admired.

She’s more likely to be a denizen of a Federal “country club” for a few years, given the legal exposure she has.

What the fuck are you talking about, R22?

Carl Icahn's a member of Indian Creek - duh.

R30 There are Jews and then there are Jews. Icahn is the later.

Yeah, sure thing, R31, except the Kushners are also the latter. Indian Creek won't take them because they're associated with DONALD, not because the Kushners are Jewish.

Well now that Kushner's father has been pardoned... all is forgiven.

Do you think Jared hits Ivanka’s G spot to her liking?

I dunno, R34, is there a G spot on a turkey baster?