What will Melania's 'official' FLOTUS portrait look?

Will Melania also have a portrait in the Smithsonian National Portrait Gallery as Michelle does?

I bet it's the famous one from her porn days where she's showing off her snatch.

Probably this one...

I perfer glamourful foto like this one.

If there is an absolute obligation to hang a picture of the Trumps in the White house, it should be hung in a closet under the stairs, or preferably just placed into the floor of a toilet.

This is my favorite:

^We need a new updated one, preferably with tassels for sake of propriety.

Will we ever see a little girl admiring Melania's portrait like this? If so, I pity the child.

R6 That must be a recruiting poster for Trump's "Space Force."

She needs to have Herve Pierre design a devastating dark grey and white horizontal striped number for her.

She really didn’t care, so why should we?

Maybe Chris Ofili can do another one with elephant dung.

Though that's actually more suitable for DUMP.

Not sure if that's even an option. Do they offer portraits to a REMOVED flotus?

Something tasteful, like this...

She’s one flotus that’s aborted

Trump refused to display Barack Obama's presidential portrait in the WH. I assume it will be hung immediately upon Biden's inauguration. R5, it will be interesting to see where Trump's portrait winds up.

It belongs in the dumpster of the nearest McDonald's.

The nearest McDonald's could have their own portrait gallery...Bill and Donald, for starters.

At least Melania's portrait won't be a perpetual testament to her husband's crimes against humanity, corruption and relentless lying.

And yes, Melania looks like a cat-faced inflatable doll and is married to an obnoxious clown with a bouffant. Still, that doesn't make her any less than the repulsive Michelle Obama, who is close friends with one of the worst neoliberal monsters in US history, and is married to a man who did everything in his power to perpetuate the same nefarious legacy.

So there, you brainless brown-nosers. The Obamas, Bushes, Clintons and Reagans of the world don't have any authority to condemn, criticize or denounce anyone.

Did she even pose for one?

Can’t imagine the orange fat-fuck sat for one either.

People is so stupid. I always share to you my beautiful and glamerful official portrait, which is this one. When you see it you knoe it is me, Your First Melania, posting.

Just a tease of poosey.

It belongs in a men’s restroom above a condom dispenser. Or maybe it should be a poster in the White House Garage for the mechanics to admire. What a cheap tramp.

R21 Eazt Zast Er?

Most likely a centerfold in Hustler.

Under the portrait:

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R11 - that brings up the possibility of a "Piss Trump". But what color would that make his face?

Why would the whore wife of a soon-to-be twice-impeached president have an official portrait?

Put theirs in the basement of the Alamo.

She will show poosey?

R28 Trumpy plans on visiting the Alamo today. Perhaps it's to approve placement of the official portrait?

[quote]What will Melania's 'official' FLOTUS portrait look?

What will it "look?" I'm sorry? Is that you, Vairst Leddy??

R31 Nope. Not Melania. Just a DL poster who missed a word. Thanks for pointing it out. Apparently 30 other posters got the drift.

This painting from Alfred Hitchcock's Strangers on a Train - it's the one Bruno's mother paints - just so happens to capture Melania's inner beauty . . .

A new portrait. A centerfold ala Hustler.

No official White House portraits of President or Mrs. Obama have been unveiled. OPs image is a photograph of Mrs. Obama taken in the Green Room. It does not hang in the Green Room. There are portraits of both Obamas at the National Portrait Gallery, which is a part of the Smithsonian.