Just as Dan Savage did a few years ago to Rick Santorum--and made "Santorum" mean something vile and disgusting to where it topped Google searches, it's time to do something to "Hawley" so we kill this pompous motherfucker's presidential ambitions and he never gives a clenched fist salute again to those storming the Capitol. It would also be a bonus if we caused Hawley to resign.
It's time to "Santorum" the Douchebag Senator from Missouri: Josh Hawley
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| by Anonymous | reply 28 | January 10, 2021 12:49 AM |
I'm 100% all in for that.
| by Anonymous | reply 1 | January 9, 2021 4:43 PM |
Hawley should be a codeword for either bootlicking or eating shit.
| by Anonymous | reply 2 | January 9, 2021 4:43 PM |
Whorelie is more like it. Despicable, vile creature.
| by Anonymous | reply 3 | January 9, 2021 4:45 PM |
"Hawley" = the new name (and hand signal) for smearing shit on walls.
| by Anonymous | reply 4 | January 9, 2021 4:53 PM |
He’s so obviously a closet case over compensating
| by Anonymous | reply 5 | January 9, 2021 4:53 PM |
🤜 🤜 🌺
| by Anonymous | reply 6 | January 9, 2021 4:57 PM |
Wait! OP, are you insinuating that his name is synonymous to, say, the mix of cum and dust bunnies on the floor of a porno arcade?
| by Anonymous | reply 7 | January 9, 2021 5:28 PM |
He's nacreous permalayers of cum!
| by Anonymous | reply 8 | January 9, 2021 5:32 PM |
How do you actually do it? I'm in.
| by Anonymous | reply 9 | January 9, 2021 7:54 PM |
ok that was weird... Got the Captcha message but it posted me anyway.
| by Anonymous | reply 10 | January 9, 2021 7:55 PM |
Hawley - v. to use your mouth to suck excrement out of another's anus while masturbating. "I dumped my boyfriend because all he ever wanted to do was Hawley morning, noon, and night."
| by Anonymous | reply 11 | January 9, 2021 7:59 PM |
I've also been getting the Captcha message all day, R10. But the posts go through...
| by Anonymous | reply 12 | January 9, 2021 8:01 PM |
He just got beautifully taken down by Mark Cuban when he was whining about his book not being published.
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Mark Cuban @mcuban
Josh, let me explain Capitalism to you. Sometimes people decide not to do business with you. It's their decision. You know the whole "No Shoes, No Shirt, No Service" thing ? In your case it happens to be "No Principles, No Honesty, No Book" thing. Feel free to Self-Publish
| by Anonymous | reply 13 | January 9, 2021 8:04 PM |
I saw a reference to Lord Haw-Haw earlier today but it might be too arcane. He was a US-born Englishman who broadcast Nazi propaganda.
Hawley = ambition that carries its own seeds of destruction.
| by Anonymous | reply 14 | January 9, 2021 8:06 PM |
R11. You could have a winning "Hawley" definition. That is fucking hilarious...and appropriately disgusting.
You too, R7.
The race is on. Keep the Hawley cumming.
| by Anonymous | reply 16 | January 9, 2021 8:20 PM |
Using it in a sentence... I stepped in a puddle of Hawley at the baths last night. I’m going to need new shoes.
| by Anonymous | reply 17 | January 9, 2021 9:15 PM |
R14 interesting. Just went down a rabbit hole reading about that!
| by Anonymous | reply 18 | January 9, 2021 9:29 PM |
R14 interesting. Just went down a rabbit hole reading about that!
| by Anonymous | reply 19 | January 9, 2021 9:30 PM |
How about calling it Jawley? We should it least get his first initial in there.
Just sayin.
| by Anonymous | reply 20 | January 9, 2021 9:49 PM |
[quote]He's nacreous permalayers of cum!
It's nacreous layers of permacum, you fat stupid whore!
| by Anonymous | reply 21 | January 9, 2021 9:52 PM |
Smelly cunt at R21 -
It's "you fat whore," you fat whore!
| by Anonymous | reply 22 | January 9, 2021 9:56 PM |
It should mean greedily licking the cunts of overweight Karens.
| by Anonymous | reply 23 | January 9, 2021 9:58 PM |
Santorum is now a consultant on CNN. So much for "Santorum"
| by Anonymous | reply 24 | January 9, 2021 10:34 PM |
hawley,, n. HAW-lee a grasping, whiny, unprincipled bitch
| by Anonymous | reply 25 | January 9, 2021 11:26 PM |
He is a beautiful man....if not for his politics, the men in the gay scene would be fawning over him.
| by Anonymous | reply 26 | January 10, 2021 12:38 AM |
R4 wins lolol!!!
| by Anonymous | reply 27 | January 10, 2021 12:44 AM |
R26 likes her men mule-faced and corrupt.
| by Anonymous | reply 28 | January 10, 2021 12:49 AM |