Riverdale Season 5

Season 5 trailer.

Didn't they reveal that the spooky videos are part of Charles, Betty's brother, and creepy scam artist Chic's plan to get back at the Riverdale kids?

Drew Ray Tanner, Fangs, is pretty hot in a Netlflix movie called Work It.

It continues to be the worst written show on tv, but I can’t stop watching.

One of the most ridiculous moments was Veronica calling her father’s doctor so she could confirm his prognosis. Yes, a doctor is going to answer the phone and answer questions from a teenager about one of his patients.

Had to LOL when I saw the guy from the already canceled Katy Keene spin off doing a crossover special appearance.

Let’s do the Time warp again! Riverdale jumps seven years into the future tonight. I read an article that says although they graduated in 2020, the new year is 2021, but will be seven years in the future. Only on Riverdale, lol.

Tonight we meet Veronica’s husband, will we see that abs right away, or will they make us wait?

Interesting that they did the time warp, but the Dystopian Riverdale thing has been done to death.

What happened to Kevin's dad Sheriff Keller in these past couple of seasons? He went from buff thicc daddy in Season 1, to now super gaunt thin old man... Is he ill? He's lost so much mass...

RF4 "Nurses" is the worst written with lousy cast. Writers have no clue of how things are done in hospitals.

r9, maybe the sexting leak got to him?

Casey Cott engaged.

Ugh. Those backstory vignettes (like "Veronica's accident" are so eye roll inducing). To me it doesn't generate tension, interest, or mystery at all.

Would it be too obvious that Toni's baby daddy, or daddies, are her roommates Kevin and Fangs (wanting to add a child to their long-lasting relationship)?

No, R14, I think it’s highly obvious that’s the case.

Riverdale clearly happens in a different universe since they have some really weird time period issues. The whole war subplot with the soldiers looking like mid 20th century mixed with modern day smartphones is a weird combination.

R11 HAWT!! Well... aside from the awful tattoos... but the sexy deep raspy voice makes for it somewhat.

If only had more of that thicc buff body back... He'd be prime DILF material!

It’s cute that Kevin went to Carnegie Mellon just like Casey Cott did.

This does a good job covering the ever shifting time issues f the show.

Christ, Kevin was gay bashed in the sauna after putting the moves on a guy from LA.

This season is completely off the rails.

R21 Season? Have you only just started watching?

Was the witcheness of Cheryl, her mom and grandmother an opening to bring Sabrina into the show?

R22 - this season seems more so than usual.

That key party a couple of episodes back was a total embarrassment. Cheryl overhyped this last hurrah to their youth, and it turned into a colossal fail. Which probably was the whole point. Not even Reggie giving Fang a kiss saved this mess.

KJ Apa in a new interview says he doesn't want to be alone and that he wants to have a family of his own.

R23 I believe that Roberto Aguirre-Sacasa has said that if CAOS had been renewed for a part 5. That he had planned to do a crossover with Riverdale and that it would have been the Fright Club witches vs the witches of Riverdale. Who just so happen to look like Betty, Cheryl, Veronica, Jughead and Archie.

I am saddened how the show turned fierce and sassy Cheryl into a boorish Frau lady of the manor.

Well Kevin's ex's Fangs and Moose are now fucking.

I've never seen this show but wow, he is beautiful. Like a young Alain Delon.

Christ, Betty is moonlighting as a Lot Lizard to trap a killer and opening a Coyote Ugly Bar and dancing with the rest of the girls, Kevin is cruising the woods for tricks, Archie’s got PTSD and beating the pulp out of dog fight runners, Veronica and Reggie are Gordon Gecko, Cheryl is heading into Tammy Faye territory, and Jughead is MIA, I can only guess because Cole is in rehab or Lili refuses to work with him. Just when I think this show can’t be a hotter mess the heat gets turned up.

Kevin cruising in the woods isn't new for him. He did it in High School and got into an argument with Betty over it r30. There's also Cheryl and family possibly being witches.

I’ve never seen this show but it seems like they’ve gone out of their way to make the Archie comics characters impossibly gorgeous, glamorous and fit as fuck. I don’t remember them that way from the comics.

In what is bound to go down in history as the most bizarre “special musical episode” in TV history, this year Riverdale has chosen to tackle, wait for it…Next to Normal! Spoiler alert, Polly’s mutilated body killed by a serial killer was found last week, and Betty’s mom has lost her mind in grief and descended into the cast album of Next to Normal that she and her girls went to see one Mother’s Day years ago. Songs pop up everywhere, many with considerable reworking of lyrics and shoehorned into jumping forward storylines to accommodate them.

Interestingly, Archie, who has been portrayed as a musician was given very little to do this year and the one musical star on the show Casey Cott was again only tossed a few lines despite headlining the Hedwig episode of last season. Performances were all over the map, probably the most cohesive singer remains Veronica, but there were only a few bites size chunks for her to sing. I’m really amazed they didn’t choose something more along the lines of Jagged Little Pill, or even Fun Home before Next to Normal. And with the Alice Ripley scandal I can only assume it was in the can before it happened and because of major plot line leaps they couldn’t cut the episode or have the money to remount it differently.

So I guess Cheryl is a witch.