Jake Angeli - I Love My Body

Average and he's hiding male pattern baldness under that rug,

Those nipples though, must of been cold outside

Hopefully some prison daddy is going to be loving his body REAL SOON!

I’ll judge after he shows us his insur-erection.

I get it guys... we've all been locked up. Some of you have gone without a good fucking for months. But this dude has white power tattoos on his body. Have you really reached the point where any dick will do?

Not gonna lie, I think he's hot.

Great nips and chest hair, deplorable (in all senses) tattoos.

A 5 at best and an atrocious human being.

Half of DL: I'd blow him!!!

Fuck this fucking fucker.

[quote] Have you really reached the point where any dick will do?

There is some desperate cunt on here who always starts threads about deplorables' alleged hotness, no matter how average or hideous they actually are.

He’s repulsive. And I like tattoos.

If you have a "hate fuck" fetish like me then, yes, I'd hit it and say sorry to myself the next morning.

He may have an average face and be balding, short and a traitor to America, but goddamnit he’s a white man. That creamy white skin grants an attractiveness and acceptance among gay men, no matter the content of his character.

How many fucking threads does this fucking vile piece of shit need?

hole pls

Even I have my limits

Tatooed, hairy, and masc. Not doing it for me at all. And he looks like he smells

And going by other responses here he's a horrible person as well? Hard hard pass

Low slung pants.

he's hot, it has to be said

Q SENT ME!

Stop trying to make him famous! He's dumb!

I usually love guys with hairy chests but I seriously want to vomit when I look at him

He's a dickless moron.

Well, he's no hot daddy like Chris Watts, but I'd take his load!

[quote] he looks like he smells

He may have been sleeping in that same horses' belly with Leonardo de Caprio

[quote]he looks like he smells

not always a bad thing

He literally has no bulge.

R19 I know nothing about bison nor buffalo.

Are they buffalo horns? That fur looks way too soft for a rugged buffalo animal.

He's very aware of the camera, such an unattractive trait.

Oh 34! You're tut-tutting like Cecil Beaton.

[quote] He literally has no bulge.

But he doesn't have any fatty bulge on his midriff, like most of us!

[quote]Not gonna lie, I think he's hot.

See him out of drag and get back to us.

And he's certifiably bat shit crazy.

EVERY FUCKING PIC HE HAS ZERO BULGE!

tiny meat

He's got a valknut tattoo and other symbols of white supremacy. No thanks.

we need a hole pic

I'm glad to see you whores have a SMIDGEN of superego in your normally id-ridden, penis-driven selves.

Except the guy who said "We need to see hole". He's a lost cause.

[quote] bat shit crazy.

Yes, his street rants and Youtube monologues are unstructured, directionless and rambling. He needs a strong director to hold him in rein just like most regular porn stars need a strong director to hold them in rein.

He's an attention whore. Not attractive.

[quote]must of been cold

Oh, dear.

I don’t find mental or moral illness erotic in the least. He combines the two.

Someone is really trying to make all these maga traitors happen at Datalounge...

OP = Trump- loving trash.

[quote] valknut

Wiki doesn't agree with your interpretation, R40. It says the German valknut has not been classified as generally objectionable by the German government.

[quote] I'm a gay man, OP is a faggot.

You could start a thread, R47, differentiating the differences between the two.

That would be interesting, R49.

“we need a hole pic”

You mean Donald Trump’s hole, right? That’s where he resides.

^ Yes it would be interesting. Everyone seems so keen on putting a label on everyone else in order to direct their frustration and anger.

R48, did you miss the part that says:

[quote]The symbol, like many others associated with Germanic paganism, has been appropriated by some white nationalist groups to represent their heritage

?

He reminds me of Ted Nugent. Both are ugly and need to die.

That oval-shaped wide-open mouth suggests he's sucked cock and yearning for more.

Miss Lindz gave him a 7.3. She would know.

Based on that pic at R25, his dick is smaller than a Ken doll's.

DL Fave, Jake Chansley/Angeli.

Isn't he one of the people the FBI is trying to identify?

[quote] I Love My Body

OP, is this an actual quote from Jake Angeli himself?

This obsession with buffaload guzzler is almost as nauseating as the sad DL obsession with Chris Twatts.

I'm sorry, but he does not look even remotely clean.

R61; see R17, R30, R31.

Good looking bald man with a nice toned body, lush hairy chest and abs, and nice nipples. I'll bet he is a high energy bareback top with a big Italian cock and nuts. I'd hook up with him after a Trump rally.

I'm sure his new cellmates will love his body, especially Michael the Black Driller, he's going to love that body whether Jake wants him to love it or not.

This is some frau shit.

He’s a failed wanna be actor from Arizona who wants to be famous. Desperate fame whore. Enough said.

JESUS, nobody wants to marry this guy or even have a fucking conversation. Nobody cares about his IQ or inability to spell or his political choices. People are SIMPLY commenting on a tall, hairy guy with a nice face /body and shitty facial hair. He's hot. PERIOD.

Unclench motherfuckers. Relax. nobody's changing sides

The body and fur are nice the tattoos no.

Love this.

R67 He isn’t hot and his mussy stinks.

R67 Except he's not hot, that Republican in the wheelchair is hot but this guy is average at best.

I want him to fuck my face hard until I chocked with tears of joy coming out from my eyes. Then he flip me over and breed me from behind. He wont kiss or even touch my little cock because he's a REAL MAN not a sissy faggot like me. Will put "out of order" sign on my bathroom door so if he needs to piss before leaving he have no choice but to use my mouth instead.

The second I saw him I thought he must be one of those guys who constantly post dick pics at reddit (and there's nothing wrong with that). Then when it became clear there isn't any kind of bulge to be seen I rescinded my evaluation. That said some guys with huge dongs have learnt to hide it really well with supertight pants etc. No idea if this Nazi cunt is one of them.

R67... the man has symbols of white power tattooed on his body. And just in case you weren't sure of it, but in almost all cases when someone is a virulent racist, they usually hate the gays just as much -- if not more. Aaron Schock, Chad Wolf... Paul Ryan... I get why people find them attractive and want to have sex with them. But this guy... even if you overlook the white power shit, he's a blazing, babbling idiot.

I'm really looking forward to the news reports of him being taken into custody.

Of course he has a tiny penis. He’s a Nazi. Overcompensating for tiny penises is their sole reason for existence.

Even good looking men can be ugly, case in point.

R73 It must be very tight underwear, because he has overwhelming big dick energy. He's so sexy. Even the ridiculous horned hat is sexy. It makes him even more of a wild man.

Out of drag with his fave fatty:

Another:

Very average looking man:

R78 He really doesn't have big dick energy. Anyone with big dick energy doesn't feel the need to wear a rug on their head while attempting to destroy democracy.

Just checked out his face without the war paint and my overall conclusion is...

👎🏽

And those ridiculous tats are not real. All makeup, btw. That does not distill their meaning, obviously, but I'm just pointing this out.

A shame that such an ugly mug and diseased mind were placed upon that hot bod.

Let's see how well prison works out for him. Ugly ass freak that he is.

R81 - that's what's considered as hot around here these days? WTF is that on the bridge of his nose?

To be fair though, he's very much in line with the generally awful taste in men around here, so carry on, I guess.....

[quote]Good looking bald man with a nice toned body, lush hairy chest and abs, and nice nipples. I'll bet he is a high energy bareback top with a big Italian cock and nuts.

He's not really Italian, his real last name is Chansley.

Here he is shaking Rudy’s hand...

I listened for a brief second his rant about some over the top subject in a YouTube video. I suspect some kind of mental illness.

R79 The white tie is disqualifying

Who's hotter? Jake or Hawaii Proud Boys founder, Nick Ochs?

In a coffin, yes.

OR the infamous "Baked Alaska," Tim Gionet?

Datalounge home-bleach job:

Tim Gionet, or is it Chris Evans?

Tim eats like a Datalounger!

Yuck. Nauseating.

Why are you posting pictures of a bunch of white nationalists?

I'm making fun of the thirsty DLers who are lusting after these losers.

Why do white men shave those cuts in their eyebrows?

Aryan racist tats are a boner killer.

R108 Cause you have nothing else to do?

They seem awfully close.

I wonder what’s going on down below the frame in the picture at R104

Definitely IBM (itty bitty meat). Possibly a nice ass. Good luck finding it clean and washed. Bet he looks hot naked with a bag on his head.

Even for a pump 'n dumb, fucking an unemployed 32 year old man still living at home with mom is a complete dick wilter.

I do like Jake's perky nipples.