Keanue Reeves at 56

No gut to speak of, which is nice because it's unusual at that age, but he could use a few hours of week in the gym.

Also apparently in need of a merkin.

What merkin?

I have never really found him that attractive but I have to admit that he looks fantastic, especially given his age. I think it is because he's some sort of Asian. They stay thin and don't age as badly as white people.

Just because he does martial arts movies doesn't mean he's Asian

He’s only 15% Asian for fck sake. He’s not Asian

He's one of the best actors of the 21st century...

Thank God he cut that hideous long hair he's been sporting for a while.

56 and fit, yet still not emotionally secure enough in his own masculinity to not be wearing those horrible and impractical board shorts.

Normal board shorts. What's horrible or impractical about them? Let me guess. He should have been wearing those g-strings/thongs that most gay dudes wear on beaches or by the pool?

Damn, looking very good indeed. If he lost the beard he'd be perfect. I didnt mind the long hair it looks good on him

I would say emotionally secure enough to not be concerned about what some bitter old Mary on DL thinks about board shorts.

Sorry, no. There is no planet in the universe where this is a good look.

I honestly think unless you have really crappy genes if you work out moderately and eat right and get enough sleep you can look good into your 50s and even 60s

He looks really good with short hair. Look very young

Love me some Keanu

[quote] No gut to speak of

He was actually quite heavy at one point, so I'm wondering not only how he lost the weight, but how he doesn't have sagging skin either?

Has to be some kind of cosmetic surgery.

He also seems to have had a receding hairline, so it looks like he took care of that, as well.

If we had the money we all would get tweaked a little. As a fat whore myself I’d love to get lipo!

Keanu lost his jawline at one point.

R1 he should be in decent shape since filming Matrix 4.

[quote]r9 Normal board shorts. What's horrible or impractical about them?

Too much fabric. What's the point with all that fabric when you're on the beach and it's hot? There is no point. It's just immaturity.

Lost some of the fat from last year, but still a bit pudgy around middle.

Mind you this is what a nearly 60 year old man's body looks like given KR's genes and lifestyle. Apparently he does take good care of himself and watches what he eats.... but isn't a gym rat.

Fat fuck OP needs to get his name right!

Doesn’t he fart all the time? Gross.

Cover it up!

R21 Too much fabric? Not everyone goes to the beach to catch a tan

[quote] but how he doesn't have sagging skin either?

He was never large enough to be left with sagging skin from losing weight.

He's still got it. Has to be more than 15% Asian.

As long as he keeps the hair short and doesn't grow his beard he looks fabulous. Face it, he can not grow a decent bear. The hair on his face is just to sparse and he has spots that apparently don't grow hair at all. I have to assume that beard he's sporting in that image from a film set is a face wig. Ain't no damn way he grew that.

Where is he in those photos? Behind that scrawny, pale street person?!?

R21, you may disagree with the style, but you are the one coming off as immature. You have no idea the comfort level of the shorts he is wearing. I am about his age but actually in better shape than he is at OP. I like roomy commando when horsing around on the beach. Nude is good too. But binding and allowing and trapping sand in is not my preference.

Some chick said that she was giving him a blowjob and he ripped a long fart while she was ‘down there’. She was grossed out.

^^amateur

His mother is English, originating from Essex. His father is from Hawaii, and is of Native Hawaiian, Chinese, English, Irish and Portuguese descent.

He's been fat in the past.

He was really bloated several years ago. Good for him!

He was fat a few years ago.

He seems to have slimmed down. Good for him. Do you guys think he dyes his hair?

He's the greatest actor of his genertion, according to the New York Times.

[quote]His mother is English, originating from Essex. His father is from Hawaii, and is of Native Hawaiian, Chinese, English, Irish and Portuguese descent.

His parents and grandparents on his father's side.

[quote]Do you guys think he dyes his hair?

Definitely. There used to be a thread here about male celebrities' relationship with the dye. Good idea for a new thread.

He needs to dump his girlfriend and get a cute 30-something boytoy. I was thinking he looked awful with the long hair and scraggly beard.

He needs to hit the weights though and do squats. Then he'd be perfect.

If he were European (especially Italian), he'd have been in a speedo. I hate those fucking board short. They're so stupid looking. They reek of immaturity and fright. But these must be the times we are living in.

R43 That's bs. We don't wear speedos here in Europe. Especially not the younger people. And those that do wear them are laugh at. Almost everyone wears board shorts.

Bwah ha ha ha!

The speedo grandqueen is also a trumpy. How appropriate.

Tough crowd.. I'm glad people commenting don't post their own pictures. I think he looks very nice. I'd let him fuck me and I would buy dinner.

[quote]r44 Especially not the younger people.

But Keanu Reeves is 56.

He is the cutest aging actor in Hollywood. He never lost his sweetness and laidback charm. He was beautiful when younger and can tap into that beauty in films like John Wick.

Tom Cruise, Ryan Philippe, Will Smith and Matt Dillon are other middle-aged guys who aged well. Denzel is elderly now and still looks good.

[quote]No gut to speak of, which is nice because it's unusual at that age, but he could use a few hours of week in the gym.

He’s 56 years old FFS! Do you think he gives a fuck at this point about abs and muscles at this point? He still looks damn better than 95% of other 56 year old men.

R19 god he looked awful fat. Looks 20 years younger now, I'd totally hit that

I agree with R21 and R43, those board shorts do not show his body to his best advantage. They dont look good on anyone, although they can be comfortable for some people I guess, I find them uncomfortable myself. I only wear Speedos when I swim, nobody here seems to give a fuck, mind you it helps to be in decent shape. Lots of people here wear Speedos including some people who probably really shouldnt, but good on em anyway for having zero shits to give

Only exhibitionists wear speedos. Men who were taught a sense of modesty growing up have more class than to walk around in a banana hammock.

He was fit/fat in the image at R22.

Isn't he known to be a loner and an sad-sack at times? I remember the image of him in magazines a few years back of him sitting alone eating an ice cream and he looked like he didn't have a friend in the world.

Why are there chickens walking in the streets of USA?

R55 Chickens are not that uncommon sights on the streets. I grew up in a small town with wild chickens and ducks around and I live in a small city and you still see tons of birds on the streets like crows, pigeons, ducks and seagulls.

He’s a farter with bad gas. He’s a loner because of it.

There’s a rumor going around that he’s going to marry that white haired chick in Berlin?

I don't think he looks particularly good. I'm 58 and I look better than that (no I'm not posting pictures because I don't get paid billions to make movies). But it's true he could look a lot worse. Think about what Leonardo di Caprio is going to look like at that age.

Speedos on someone that old should be cause for a citizen's arrest. He's made the right move, although I'm not sure the colors are so flattering on him.

Beside looking good, he is RICH AS MIDAS, bitches.

Ancient Chinese grandma

His left nipple looks like it's trying to escape.

R44 Europeans always follow what Americans do. Too bad. I wish they’d stayed with Speedos.

Just saying "hi" now to the idiot who bumps this thread in 2031.

Still hot and has a huge penis. Lucky.

Keanu is not white-passing to me. He's only like 1/4th Asian but he looks more like half-Asian. His first name is even Hawaiian. James Duval who is half-Vietnamese shares a slight resemblance to Keanu. Both are sexy guys.

Has his acting improved ?

Asian don't raisin! Even 1/4 🤣

Huge penis? Since when?

Still hot, but to me, never hotter than this.

Speed 1 -1994. He was 30 years old.

Woof

I love how his body is so unmuscular.

See you don't need abs to look great.

He doesn't look great. He's not even doing yoga or isometrics with that body. Try some pushups Keanu. Maybe you could manage 100 squats a day. Or do some tea towel resistance training.

He looks content enough. So it's fine. But he doesn't look good.

R38 In the photo at R37 his hair looks fake. I thought it was wig but the color looks like he put shoe polish in his hair.

yum

He’s yummy but knowing that he farts constantly is a turn off.

Explain to me how Keanu Reeves is richer than Leo DiCaprio. Forbes says that Keanu is worth $360 million and Leo $260. That doesn't make any sense. Leo is a much bigger actor than Keanu.

Keanu and Leo's houses back up to each other in The Bird Streets of the Hollywood Hills. Ass-to-ass as they say. Tobey Maguire lived next door to Keanu. I wonder if they ever got together for 3-ways?

He did have a bit of gut in the John Wick series, and it was getting smaller with each sequel.

And also in the photo at r22, he's wearing a full body suit for that movie:

Keanu made hundreds of millions on Matrix.

Is "Keanue" their gender neutral nom?

Stick fuckable. Keanu is not only hot but seems like a total sweetheart.

Geffen, Carl Marotte and River Phoenix got a taste of Keanu in his prime.

I remember he lost a child with a woman who later also died in a car accident (or killed herself?). He seemed damaged after that experience. Anyone here know if he had another child after that?

[quote] Keanue

ESOL?

He looks so much better with shorter hair.

Keanu has been working in the industry longer than DiCaprio and was a box office star before DiCaprio. Point Break, Speed and Bill & Ted all came out before Titanic. Plus after Titanic, Leo chose to pursue more high-brow films with limited appeal. Keanu kept making blockbuster movies like The Matrix and John Wick. So it's not unusual that Keanu would have a higher net worth.

[quote] He’s only 15% Asian for fck sake. He’s not Asian

He's still half-Hawaiian. Most Hawaiians are a mixture of different East Asian groups, Pacific Islanders and European. Mixed people tend to identify as non-white because they aren't treated as white in most social settings. Keanu has identified himself as white before in a few early interviews but lately has been more open about his Chinese-Hawaiian heritage and he has been doing Asian films lately.

He’s Asian. In the same way Barack Obama is black.

No, he's Eurasian.

At Jarvis Collegiate he was just cute. When he moved to the states he became white. Now he's an Asian Pacific islander, as he always was. Who is so upset that Keanu is of Asian descent? It's always been obvious. Some old white creep racist gay dude has been jerking off to him for years and can't handle that Keanu is half Asian + more?? His non lidded tiny dark eyes didn't come from Indiana, fool.

I thought he was cute once a long time ago but I don't quite get why people still drool over him. It's not his age, either. He just lost his looks totally, in my opinion. Also, the dyed black hair and beard is egregious and does him no favors.

He is dreamy.

[quote] No, he's Eurasian.

You’re not wrong R90 but you also call Barack a mulatto, amirite?

Quadroon.

No I don't r94. in America, because our history, if you have any black parents or grandparents, you're considered black- I know several people whom for all appearances look white (light skin, blue or green eyes, light straight or loose curly hair) with a black parent that consider themselves black. I've heard Naomi Osaka, who is half-black/half-Japanese claimed by American black people as the pinnacle of "Black Excellence", nevermind the Japanese half.

However if you're Asian and have white parents/grandparents, you're Eurasian. Asians are weird about mixed ethnic parentage .Keanu's mom is white, and his father is approximately 1/2-1/4th white. Would you call Kristen Kreuk (Mother is Chinese), Olivia Munn (Mother is Chinese), Darren Criss (Mother is Filipino/Chinese) etc, etc Asian too?

Yes. Darren Kristen and Olivia are Asian too. It’s customary to identify with the less powerful of a mixed heritage. Otherwise you’re trying to pass.

R96 Kristin Kreuk and Olivia Munn like Keanu Reeves are Eurasian and they look it. None of them are white-passing and I don't think anyone is calling them pure Asian either. Because they don't pass for 100% Asian either.

Keanu's father is Hawaiian and it's more of an ethnic identity than a race. A lot of Hawaiians and other Pacific Islanders are mixed with East Asian (Chinese, Filipino, Japanese, etc) and European.

r98, that was my rebuttal to the person (r89, r94) that claims that Keanu is Asian- I had replied that he was Eurasian, like the other examples that I provided. I wonder what they think Naomi is- Black or Asian?

Naomi is black and will tell you that she is black. When you are a dark skinned woman or man, you embrace that you are black. Because is how you will be seen, referred to and treated for your whole life. Regardless of mixed ancestry.

I am Island born and have me some chinky eyes and ancestry, but I'm a black MAN living in the USA.

Stop parsing things you can never understand.

I'd eat his ass.

[quote]in America, because our history, if you have any black parents or grandparents, you're considered black-

Parents? Yes. One parent? Yes or biracial. One parent that's more than one thing or both that are? Then you're multiracial.

Grandparents? No.

[quote]I know several people whom for all appearances look white (light skin, blue or green eyes, light straight or loose curly hair) with a black parent that consider themselves black.

And they're allowed to.

[quote]Naomi is black and will tell you that she is black.

Exactly. That's probably a combination of how she sees herself and how people see her (which is the sad part.) She has stated who she is. People should respect it.

[quote]Asians are weird about mixed ethnic parentage .Keanu's mom is white, and his father is approximately 1/2-1/4th white.

Keanu considers himself Asian. He is Asian. And as Ali Wong said when asked about Keanu appearing in her movie, "Always Be My Maybe" he was flattered that she remembered he was Asian American.

There's no need to break it down more than that. That is how he sees himself. (These days at least.)

R99 In certain parts of the US, I think Louisiana IIRC, a person is considered black even with 1/32 black ancestry. Why is Asian ancestry and identification treated differently?

The thing is most Black people outside of Africa are mixed. Naomi mother is Jamaican who emigrated to The UK. It's not that uncommon for Black Jamaicans to have British, Irish, Chinese or Indian ancestry. Jamaica is actually really diverse which makes sense as it was British colony and they brought over many indentured servants along with African slaves. Naomi never met her father though.

r103, unfortunately our racist forebears had a law proclaiming that for Black people, not for Asians:

No pecs and a surgical scar from lipo

Can we please get back to Keanu? Start another thread about this other crap, please. Don’t care what he is. He’s damn sexy and heavenly.

Keanu is a pale flabby late middle aged man with dyed hair, a face full of botox and bad facial hair, R107.

Like this.

He looks like Adam Driver's homeless father.

I must be crazy. But he looks damn good to me.

He has a farting problem. Hard to give him a blowjob because he’ll fart in your face.

Keanu has the tiniest dick but he's attentive to his women and he likes unusual girls. Charlize Theron is probably the only glamor chick that he dated. He's also really respects women and would rather eat pussy than fuck. I agree with the poster who said it clearly. He lost his looks. Period. Quite a while ago.

There's no shame in that, but he never had much chin or an ASS to start with, never worked out or did much in grooming. When it's gone and you start injecting shit into a face and body like that - he totally lost his cool vibe. He's a less violent Nick Nolte. Crazy looking.

[quote]He's a less violent Nick Nolte. Crazy looking.

That may be one of the meanest and most untrue things anyone has ever written on Datalounge.

He simply looks like a 56 year old version of himself.

I've always thought he was at his most stunning in "Much Ado About Nothing."

I have brothers and one sister in their fifties. They do not look bad like Keanu Reeves. Their skin is firm, the body is toned and they don't look so bloated. They have some wrinkles and a sun damage but they look healthy and sexy still. I am a much younger late baby, with one in between. We are all kind of gorgeous to be honest. But Nick Nolte looked better than Reeves, to be honest too.

Don't be so dramatic R114. Keanu looks like old flabby badly died and desperately botoxed shit. He waited too late to do anything to look good and now he looks ridiculous. You have to work at looking good as you age. And you can't start at 57. He's by all accounts supremely stupid guy too. So maybe he didn't notice. He looks like Carrie Fisher. Just before the end.

Believe it or not, this is not a film set. Or a costume. Old dude didn't age well or gracefully. And that's ok. But an old looking puffy pig is what it is. And he's not even that old. He hasn't looked good in 15 years. So what's the surprise about? I am 38 and nobody lusts after John Wick, lol.

However if you're Asian and have white parents/grandparents, you're Eurasian.

You're saying "If you're Asian...you're Eurasian" So which is it? This sounds like gobbledegook.

So anyway Keanu may be Asian or Eurasian or Polynesian, but the fact is when he started out as an actor he was cast as white. I think the first time I saw him was in Youngblood, playing a white Canadian hockey player, the second time was in a PBS TV American Playhouse play, Life Under Water, in which he played Joanna Gleason's son, they were playing rich white people living in the Hamptons, his character's name was Kip.

In My Own Private Idaho he also played a rich white kid, the son of a white mayor, who was slumming as a street hustler. He was almost always cast as white people and I remember a lot of kids being surprised he was part Asian (or whatever he is). So there was never anything obvious about it.

[quote]That may be one of the meanest and most untrue things anyone has ever written on Datalounge.

Hahaha

Some white people do have epicanthic eye folds like Bjork, Ed Westwick, Ezra Miller, Josh Hartnett and Renee Zellweger.

He clearly has mixed "race" DNA. I have a similar mixture and can spot it. For some people, Keanu included, it's hard to determine the exact amount of DNA from both "races".

But he's been cast as white in all his roles.

R107 totally agree, I give a shit what racial mix he is. I just want some more pics, the more salacious the better

Less discussion of race, more cock pics!

It's true that Keanu has mostly played white. But the character of Neo from The Matrix is Eurasian and was originally going to be Black (Will Smith was the original choice). Also in 47 Ronin, Keanu played a mixed blood samurai.

Damn I meant to say I DONT give a shit what racial mix he is

[quote]In My Own Private Idaho he also played a rich white kid, the son of a white mayor, who was slumming as a street hustler. He was almost always cast as white people and I remember a lot of kids being surprised he was part Asian (or whatever he is).

He called himself "white" early on in his career but it's not like there were a tremendous amount of roles he could have played if he was marketed differently. It was a different time.

Catherine Zeta Jones is kind of in the same boat. She's a Welsh woman that was often mistaken for a latin woman. So it's not a shock she played those roles.

[quote]So there was never anything obvious about it.

To you and most of the public. However, after a certain point, people just intentionally ignored it.

Magazines that featured him never failed to mention that his father wasn't white as soon as Speed was released. I'm sure it was mentioned before then but that's when I first noticed him and recall articles about him. However, he was still seen as "white."

The other obvious question was, "How did he get the name Keanu?"

Finally, I think anyone that has any kind of a racial mixture going on with themselves or in family mixtures, can tell when someone else has that happening as R120 implied. I have Chinese people in my family and I immediately recognized he wasn't just one thing.

Genetics are funny. The late Brandon Lee who is more Asian (3/8ths) than Keanu (1/4th) came out looking more white. While his sister Shannon ended up looking more Asian. A lot of people actually don't know that Bruce Lee was 1/4 white. Brandon being proud of his father identified more with his Chinese heritage.

Some annoying OLD cunt has come into this thread to post pics of FAT Keanu from quite a number of years ago to prove how horrible Keanu looks today. In fact we all remember FAT Keanu and we all know he lost weight and somewhat put his face and allure back together, these recent years. The first John Wick was 2014 and he looked much better in it than in his FAT BLOATED years.

R120 here. I actually prefer mixed race guys as well.

[quote]He called himself "white" early on in his career but it's not like there were a tremendous amount of roles he could have played if he was marketed differently. It was a different time.

This just seems like a 2021 view of what 1985 was like. I don't know, it's been a while. But I don't think people were as obsessed about race and origins as they are now. I remember reading in a newspaper column (that's a difference in the era, right there) that Keanu was part Hawaiian. I thought, oh, that's interesting. I didn't wonder about what parts he played or-- I what race he called himself. I don't even think actors were always marketed, then. Everything/everyone is marketed now. But then things were looser, and an actor could just go to some auditions and get cast, people would take a chance on him and eventually maybe he'd get fans. Now when someone is cast they probably have a focus group watch video to decide how to "market" him. But honestly things then were more random and casual.

There was a couple of blinds years ago, that he was stalking Charlize Theron. I wonder if there was any truth to it.

[quote] I don't even think actors were always marketed, then.

Actors have been "marketed" for decades. They were, even back then, long before him. Many an article, a book, a TV special, has been written about it. Of course the best way of marketing them was making it seem like they weren't -- which was easier before the internet.

But Keanu is still a man who got his first agent because his broadway / movie director step father walked him into a room with one he was friends with. His mother was a costume designer who had quite a few celebrities running around him as a child. He was far from green behind the ears.

[quote]Now when someone is cast they probably have a focus group watch video to decide how to "market" him.

That's been happening for decades too. Hell, they even do it at various points in acting classes and at Universities with acting programs as an exercise so you know what you'll be dealing with.

[quote]This just seems like a 2021 view of what 1985 was like. I don't know, it's been a while. But I don't think people were as obsessed about race and origins as they are now.

I didn't see an Asian person on TV until Margaret Cho's "All American Girl" came on ABC when I was a kid. I don't think I need to explain why. It was always better to be "white." That was the point. He could get away with it. I get it. I don't knock him for it at all. It was a different time. Back then, and up until a few years ago, casting sides would clearly specify race even when they didn't have to. You'd have supporting characters who they'd be looking to cast a "white" actor to play when we'd never meet their family or see them ever again. (And yes they do specify race now but only when necessary -- most of the time.)

He could have very easily marketed himself as an Asian actor. He and his people just decided against it and it made more sense for him at that time.

[quote]He’s only 15% Asian for fck sake. He’s not Asian

He is VERY VERY Asian!

Keanu is similar to Jennifer Beals. Beals marketed herself as white initially. Flashdance was a huge film and her character Alex was portrayed as a working-class white girl. When word got out Beals was half black. It was a bit of a controversy and Beals casting options got limited to black films. She was considered for Vanity's role in Purple Rain and Squeak in The Color Purple but turned them down because she didn't want to limited.

Similarly, Prince and Mariah Carey also did the same thing early on in their careers.

You got more opportunities if you were white passing or at least racially ambiguous. Especially in the 80s.

Air-brushing his nipples on, kind of