HAWT LA Guy Starts Dating Site for Top-Shelf Jews

At least a good deal of cute Jewish boys listen to folk music and dress neatly.

How teenage gurl of him.

Holy shit that guy is my type. It sucks a lot of Jewish men will only date other Jews. What's even worse are gay Jews who do it...why do they fucking care about following the tenets of an anti-gay religion?

Now THAT is a neighbor I wouldn't mind at Upson Downs!

Sorry but Jews that only want to date other Jews is so reactionary.

He has a great body but probably supports Israel’s right to do anything.

You can keep em. All big mama’s boys and their mama’s are cunts.

There is nothing wrong with Jews wanting to stay within their own circle.

He's very attractive but as an elder Gay, I can assure that hot Jewish boys turn into old Jewish men. You want a man who respects his mother but you don't want one who is obsessed with her. Also, being Jewish seems to overwhelm every aspect of their lives. I couldn't handle that with anyone be he- Jewish, Catholic, Methodist or Moslem. Life is complicated enough.

But, for the weekend- sure.. Why not? I'll bring the lox.

He played football for Bucknell.

Judaism is not anti-gay. The orthodox movement is, but not the others which include most US Jews.

hole pics pls

Oy look at the family. Main Line Philadelphia. Sorry, he can pose in front of as many plates of brisket as he wants, but these are total WASP wannabes.

Hey Austin, I make a great brisket!

I don't support the BDS movement, but pictures like the one at R9 have me all in on the BDF movement!

Austin redefines bj lips. Gay?

Jesus look at her. How much of Daddy’s money went to sculpting the shtetl out of her face?

He is hot. ish

He's adorable. I am a sucker for pretty, well hung Jewish boys.

God women are so gross circa 2020. Glad to be gay.

This is the kind of racism that gets a pass, and yes, if you are "born" Jewish then it is about race.

Luckily this is really only a straight thing, since straight people date other people of the same race because they want their babies' skin colour to match that of their parents.

Hello, gorgeous!

[quote]he can pose in front of as many plates of brisket as he wants, but these are total WASP wannabes.

Why do I feel horrible laughing at this?

Wow look at her parents.

My husband is 76 and Jewish. We didn’t meet until he was 69 but I’ve seen pictures of him in his late teens and early 20s and he did look more than a bit like Austin.

[quote]Main Line Philadelphia. Sorry, he can pose in front of as many plates of brisket as he wants, but these are total WASP wannabes

I beg to differ.

[quote] This is the kind of racism that gets a pass, and yes, if you are "born" Jewish then it is about race.

It’s about preserving a minority culture.

He already launched another app the moodboost. He just wants to make a lot of money from suckers.

I wish I hadn’t watch the video at R27.

Judy Garland’s purse fell out of his mouth.

I know it was Judy’s because of the miniature liquor bottles and the pills.

He is hot. I can see this becoming a broader thing - more private dating apps, for different communities.

So, this is a gay and straight dating site?

That does sound like genuine gayvoice, R28. So there's a (slight) chance he'd blow me and let me come on his pecs? Who's the girl he's always shirtless with in his Instagram?

sometimes Jewish men have a gayish accent.

That's gayvoice.

Years ago there used to be a “Gay or Jewish?” tumblr.

He reminds me a bit of young Gayle Harold.

The only hot Jews are in NYC. LA is a lost cause.

Is it called Not So Many Gefilte Fish in the Sea?

You know he has personal access to all of the information candidates submit to the app. If he’s closeted, then he’s built the perfect playground for finding other closeted, successful Jewish boys like him. You can’t say he’s stalking you because you’ve invited them to comb through your life. He can just lay back and choose his favorites. It’s genius.

How is this not J-Date?

[quote]Judy Garland’s purse fell out of his mouth.

Was someone able to save the Seconals?

Let's revisit this young hotty when he hits 40 (or before). Trust me, it'll be a different picture. He'll be bald, fat, and schlubby.

I have loads of formerly gorgeous men on the Jewish side of my family and without fail they all turned into toads by the time they hit 40.

He’s already 29, R40. I doubt the picture will change much in 10 years. Sure his hairline might recede but unless he begins eating like a pig, he should be fine.

Age doesn’t turn you fat. That’s a result of dieting choices. If he starts chubbing out, it will be through his own actions. My uncle is 53 and he’s in better shape than men half his age cause he doesn’t sit on his ass all day eating garbage. Your body is a car and how it looks and drives depends on how well you take care of it.

[QUOTE] Judaism is not anti-gay.

Every religion is anti-gay, R10, including Judaism.

Fuck you, R40!

R42 God help you if you are responding unwittingly responding to Matt...

Regarding Mr. Kevitch, he is certainly a beaut - those eyes and lips - but let’s just say that his entrepreneurial focus coupled with both his speech pattern and the content, or “substance,” of what he speaks of does not necessarily belie his elitism and superficiality.

That sophiejulia person, whoever she is, reminds me of several of my female relatives. Wealthy, perfect bodies, faces, hair and make-up enhanced with expensive clothing, accessories, and homes.

They aren't horrible people, they can great fun, but they are absolutely the most shallow and self-obsessed people I know. It's exhausting spending time with them.

He was the hot jock in high school.

R39 I cackled!

He thinks he's hot in the same way that Andy fucking Samburg thinks he's hot when neither of them are.

Ugly hot, the way people with asymmetrical faces are sometimes hot. Gale Harold is a perfect example. He always looks so angry though.

[QUOTE] He thinks he's hot in the same way that Andy fucking Samburg thinks he's hot when neither of them are.

Andy Sandberg is definitely hot.

Samberg*

Team Samberg here. Love his looks and his sense of humor.

Samberg is not hot when he opens his mouth:

For a minute I though you guys were talking about Adam Sandler, not Andy Sandberg.

Sandler has never been hot.

Sandler was kinda cute when he was young.

R19, men are so gross. Glad to be a lesbian

He was hot as fuck in hs (R46) and he's hot as fuck now. Too bad he doesn't have the brains to leverage into anything better than stupid, doomed apps. And yet somehow he got himself taken seriously by the NYT, so maybe he can trade on that. What do I know, I'm a mere plebeian.

Looks nice. The dish of potato latkes looks nicer.

Sophie Julia's dark, curly hair has been bleached, straightened and beaten into submission.. Serious breakage and thinning. Look at the mother to see her old nose. The father's nose was fixed when he was young. Lips augmented and possibly boobs too although they are a little saggy. Botox and eye work. A picture in Instagram shows her without makeup and she has a Julia Roberts equine look.

Not wannabe wasps but clearly about affluence. There are divergent strands within Jewish culture and these are the people that make intellectual Jews say "ooh cooties."

I wish I hadn’t heard his gayvoice.

Now I can only picture him taking a long drag from this cigarette and saying “...what... a... dump.”

[QUOTE] men are so gross. Glad to be a lesbian

There’s nothing gross about this. Men are everything.

Waxed and plucked twinks are your idea of perfect manhood?

I assume this app is free?

You think he’s going to make an app for Jews with money and give it away for free? You have your choice of a monthly or yearly membership fee, after you’ve been accepted.

No I think I read it’s $36 a month.

This is for straight Jews, right?

Who gives a fuck?

$36 for three months*

meh

the lips, the dark shaggy hair, the almond eyes, the pecs

grrrrr

DM me bro..

Just my type, and I'm even Jewish!! (He reminds me of the young Hart Bochner, also Jewish.)

R71 and also gay

But the Dating Site guy is straight, right?

who knows and who cares

Jewish men can be hot until they're 40-45, then they hit a wall HARD.

He is fucking gorgeous—he ticks all the boxes in what I find attractive in a man, physically speaking. That being said, from what can be gleaned in the articles out there about him, he is also probably a materialistic, insufferable elitist douche. I could be wrong, but anyone earning a living making apps (especially ones of this nature) is questionable to me. Even still, out of purely carnal desires, I'd let him ream my ass if I had the opportunity. He does have gay voice—could be an ex-jock closet case, a fairly common archetype.

We're sick of Gentiles who become Jewish to suit their spouse's mother. The last Jew who converted for his Episcopalian wife was Josh Groban's father.

R76

Cosigned. He's a pretty man and I would do but he comes across as a privileged, snobby "I'm so deep and special" douchebag who is super judgmental to everyone. I rolled my eyes when I read the article about his app.

Nice cock-sucking lips.

Forget top shelf Jews, I want top shelf booze!

Id fuck him so hard ... gay voice or not ...

That Bucknell photo is also HAWT lol

Whether he likes dick or pussy (or both), he’s certainly gotten a lot of it.

He’s pretty. He’s from the Jewish Main Line. Parts of Bala Cynwyd are like Kiryas Joel. But Philly Jews - like many ethnic groups - tend to be less ethnicized than in NY or LA.

I can't believe he named his site Lox. Hasn't he ever heard the description of someone who's bad in bed, "He just laid there like a lox"?

Or "lay," I guess. Not sure.

He aight.

LOL @ R12, another DLer posting from 1977. As R83 noted, much of the Main LIne has been very Jewish for about 50 years. Lower Merion HIgh, Germantown Friends et al are the Scarsdale, Millburns and Syossets of Philly.

LOL @ R75 -- DL Eldergays say that about every ethnic group--Brits/WASPs and Italians in particular get that "they hit a wall"-- wake up Eldergays-- most guys looks fade when then hit 50, regardless of race or ethnicity.

Long Island has a Jewish ghetto, The Five Towns - Lawrence, Cedarhurst, Woodmere, Inwood and Hewlett. People who escaped Brooklyn and Queens when they got a few bucks, and no taste. If it's glitters it's elegant. A local designer-friend said their favorite period is "Early Ben Gurion."

R27's vimeo video he sounds like a QUEEN. Is this QUEEN telling everyone he's straight?

He’s not a queen he just has high standards!!

That "Nev" guy comes across like a queen.

[quote] Long Island has a Jewish ghetto, The Five Towns - Lawrence, Cedarhurst, Woodmere, Inwood and Hewlett. People who escaped Brooklyn and Queens when they got a few bucks, and no taste. If it's glitters it's elegant. A local designer-friend said their favorite period is "Early Ben Gurion."

Another DLer posting from the Reagan administration or earlier.

The Five Towns were an affluent heavily Jewish area of Long Island back in the middle of the 20th century, For the past 30 or 40 years however, it's been home to Orthodox Jews who have chased all of the secular Jews out and ruined what had once been a top-notch school system because they sent their kids to yeshivas. The downtown areas shut down on Saturdays. So in that sense it is something of a ghetto.

Great Neck, which was home to even more affluent Jews has become very Persian (Persian Jews, but still Persian) and so now if you want to find afflient Jewish areas on LI, you'd need to look elsewhere--more eastern Nassau County around Jericho, Syosset, Muttontown and Woodbury

I'm with the others that wonder about him. Attractive, successful, creative, driven....probably a BMOC in high school and college. So what's his issue? Why is he still single, and creating dating apps to boot?

I suspect he can't find 1) anyone who he thinks is good enough for him, or 2) anyone that will put up with him.

Something is not right about him. Too bad. He reminds me of an ex that on paper was perfect, but in real life was certifiable.

He sounds like every other straight 20something college educated guy I know at R27

Unless a guy grunts or speaks in blue collar voice, DLers will accuse him of having "gay voice"

Especially if they find him attractive.

FFS, he's only 29, R93

Few of my straight friends had settled down by that age, especially guys in NYC/LA/SF

He also doesn't have a steady job, just a series of startups, which makes him unattractive to the sorts of girls he is looking for, as they are all looking for I-bankers, lawyers and guys who've already cashed out on a start up who can support them in the style they're used to. Ideally guys they would not have talked to in high school or college, so that he thinks he's won some sort of prize by marrying them.

Getting serious with Austin, a guy they would have gladly fucked in high school or college, could mean they'd actually have to work for a living, which is not in the playbook for them.

^^to clarify, I mean work once they have kids. They will all have jobs as event planners or in PR, maybe even at a law firm or bank if they're smart. But long term, their goal is to not have to work unless they want to once they have kids.

I find him boy next door cute. Not gorgeous, but definitely cute. He’s nothing to write home about.

The porno blond however, I do not understand. Why would anyone willingly look like a trashy hooker unless they were a sex worker? Why do people think that is a good look?

FWIW, R97, I grew up with/know lots of well off Jewish girls around that age and none of them look like that and I suspect that the vast majority of them would agree completely with your assessment of her.

R16, There is an entire generation of young women with some money who want to "earn" mega-bucks on the Internet after changing their appearance to look like Ivanka-wannabes.

Hair color, nose, lips, bust.

R76/R78

His elitism and materialism are probably due to his self-loathing of his gayness, unable to reconcile how he can be a monied, attractive, sports-playing Jewish golden boy and also a FAYGELE. Oy gevalt! His therapist will spend hours trying to convince him the universe did not conspire to screw him and that he needs to stop trying to please mommy and daddy.

The guy could be Arab, Greek,Italian or Jewish. if I had a type that would be it. He's gorgeous. He has to be gay.

I like the idea of the other app where you receive uplifting news to start your day on a more positive note.

[quote] He's got momma's mussy steaming like a bowl of matzoh ball soup!

I thought DL's momma gets her mussy all wet for cage meat (aka convicted felons / prisoners) only?

כן, הייתי עושה זאת

“Jewish men can be hot until they're 40-45, then they hit a wall HARD.”

For most men, things get ugly after 30.

He's got a great looking, strong nose.

The best way to describe him is “sultry.”

R103, the wetness of Momma's mussy is THE accepted gauge of male sexiness, world over.

[quote] It sucks a lot of Jewish men will only date other Jews. What's even worse are gay Jews who do it..

It's been my experience that gay Jews are obsessed with blonde, blue-eyed men. Arthur Laurents and Andy Cohen are perfect examples of this. They fetishize that type of man.

Sop let me get this straight... in that vimeo at r27, he's wearing a cotton candy pink top, and explaining in a girleen voice how his app allows you to embrace "positivity" each morning because "science shows" it's better for your health.

And some of you want this guy???

He sounds like a closeted idiot preying on idiots.

Looking at Kevitch's Instagram - he looks like a real pig. And a douche.

Blair? Brett? Austin? What kind of names are these?

Which one of you cunts is going to send Ellie the clip of Austin speaking?

Can we call him Authin for the rest of the thread? Because that’s clearly how he pronounced it.

[quote] I suspect he can't find 1) anyone who he thinks is good enough for him, or 2) anyone that will put up with him.

3) anyone that meets his mother’s approval.

OP he doesn't look like a Jew.

Top shelf but they'll still only fuck you through a sheet.

What R116 thinks Jews look like

I peeked at his IG account, doesn't look particularly douchey

How many twentysomething straight brahs know what Midcentury furniture is?

Most of them, R119, especially ones who went to college.

DLers have this bizarre notion that straight men's knowledge of the world begins and ends with football and DD tits.

The NYT, WSJ and other publications run so many pieces on "midcentury" everything it's sort of hard for any educated person to miss.

Now if he knew about Louis XIV furniture or similar, you might raise a slight eyebrow. But midcentury is just common knowledge.

all furniture sold is mcm or ikea. I'm looking for something else.

[quote]How many twentysomething straight brahs know what Midcentury furniture is?

I have a straight Philadelphia friend whose father grew up in the same part of town as Austin's father—he's checking as we speak to see if their grandmothers were temple friends—and he could not be more conversant about mid-century architecture and furniture.

[quote] Now if he knew about Louis XIV furniture or similar, you might raise a slight eyebrow. But midcentury is just common knowledge.

Oh, sis.

R100 you hit the nail on the head.

He looks like a taller, hairier, bulkier version of Brendon Urie—in other words, he's perfect.

R109 they all are. They’re obsessed with WASPs because WASPs still look down on them. It’s like a sickness.

If he ever does start living a gay life (assuming he isn’t already) I can see him going after some rich Brit whom he can spend the weekend playacting Bruce Weber Ralph Lauren ads with.

[quotes] This is the kind of racism that gets a pass, and yes, if you are "born" Jewish then it is about race.

Jews are Semites, but so are Arabs.

[quote] This is the kind of racism that gets a pass, and yes, if you are "born" Jewish then it is about race. R20

Jews are Semites, but so are Arabs.

R130? Jewish is a religion. There are Arabs Jews, just like there are Russian Jews and Spanish Jews.

And there is racism involved because Ashkenazi (Euro) Jews seem to think they are the only ones who count as Jews (which is ironic considering their claims to a land full of darker people) and they're among the most racist people on this planet - Trump is surrounded by tons of them and they make up much of the writing staff at far-right sites like Breitbart.

r131 They all have a common gene in their DNA linking them all together. So it goes beyond just a religion.

BTW, before any of the usual come for me, I'm part-Palestinian and have been approached by Jews who've asked me if I was Israeli. Gee, I wonder why that is.

R132, now explain why they won't do DNA tests on people like me. Israelis and Palestinians look a like for a reason. You'd have to be an absolute fool to believe over thousands of years, someone like Roseanne is "more" Jewish than a Palestinian whose family has always been there.

Only Jews are allowed to get away with this nonsense.

Both Israelis and Palestinians have been living on that region of land together for thousands of years before Israel existed as a country. Of course there is intermixing. No one wants to say the truth because it will end up ruining the whole "chosen birthright land" thing.

There was a genetic study done in 2010 or so that said the group of NON Jewish Europeans Ashkenazi Jews are most closely related to are modern day Italians.

We got through over 100 posts before the Nazis showed up. That might be a record.

R136 That's because the Levant was under Roman occupation and thus many Jews had Roman citizenship. They went around Rome converting many Romans to Judaism.

So Judaism is not a race and has never been a race. If you read the Old Testament you will see that many of the early patriarchs married non-Hebrew women all the time and encouraged their sons to take wives too. Jews view themselves more as a "nation" and in Ancient Israel anyone could have joined if they converted to Judaism.

The stereotypical Jewish look is really just a Mediterranean appearance. Because majority of Ashkenazi Jews descended from Roman converts and due to being marginalized and oppressed by Christians, they developed a survivalist mentality of intermarriage and close-knit communities. Their Middle Eastern DNA is small at best and they are mostly of Mediterranean descent. Many do not resemble native Palestinians, Jordanians or Lebanese

R92, The Orthodox are chasing out Gentiles and Secular Jews in Jersey towns of Lakewood and Toms River, with nasty tactics. So bad people have "Not For Sale" signs on their lawns.

Ha, r139! I made a similar comment to a man at a tour dinner table who, when I mentioned I was Italian, guiltily giggled and blurted, "Oh, I thought you were Jewish."

I managed to think quickly and said, "It's the Mediterranean nose (because, after all, that's what he meant). We all have it."

He looks like the late porn star, David Morris.

The David Morris thread.

I had no idea Jews looked like him!!

OMG this is his sister, look at that tit job

What a shonda

I found another clip of him speaking. He’s a sister.

R146 wow, the flames are visible from the heavens in that video. It's obvious that he was a closeted jock/athlete back in his hometown Pennsylvania, and the move to the west coast, away from family and friends, really brought out the inner queen that was desperate to escape. He's still cute, and clearly gay.

Who is the chubby guy in the video? He's also in a bunch of his Instagram photos. They're ostensibly friends, either that, or he's a chubby chaser.

There was a Jewish football player at my high school who was very good looking. I was obsessed with his nipples, they were puffy and light brown and were wrapped beautifully by a white tee-shirt. I was engaged in mental nipple play on several occasions when the teacher called my name for an answer, and I was completely oblivious to the question. We weren't friends but would talk on occasion. I wish I had the guts to ask him to indulge me during graduation week; several times he sat directly in front of me. Was he offering himself? If he was I am kicking myself for being so fearful.

Jon Stewart said all Jewish men have big bushes. Therefore they get my attention. Austin's treasure trail in R126 looks promising. A few pubes there, perhaps?

For all those with deficient gaydar when they watched R27, R146 should clinch it. But that video doesn't really make me think NYT-worthy digital entrepreneur. Whom at the Times did he let blow him in exchange for the publicité?

Maybe he keeps the chubby guy around for maximum contrastive hotness.

R149 Jews from families like his are well-connected and clubby. For example I noticed gay Disney executive Ricky Strauss follows Lox Club on Instagram, despite not being its target clientele.

He looks like the actor Robert Hayes. The hag/sister looks like plasticoid Gwen Stefani. Their parents are very attractive.

Well, get a to catfish him.

[quote]Judy Garland’s purse fell out of his mouth.

[quote] I know it was Judy’s because of the miniature liquor bottles and the pills.

I love R28

[quote]Jews from families like his are well-connected and clubby.

I read this as "and chubby". Well, he does have fat thighs.

I doubt the New York Times would cast the story is so sunny a light if it had been a WASP creating a dating app for WASPs only. Under the unspoken rules, like Blacks, can never Jews be racist.

Could you tell us some more about these unspoken rules, R155?

Michael Boston's OTHER brother.

As a gay voice sufferer all my life ,I dont judge others because of it. That being said, theres such a disconnect between the way he looks and the way he sounds its almost jarring. I think hes gorgeous BUT.....

Wtf David Morris was hideous and dead behind the eyes. This guy is double take gorgeous.

Is he acting like that on purpose in R146? If he’s closeted then wouldn’t he watch the video, see how gay he looks in it, and scrap the whole thing? I remember my closeted days and I was very perceptive of when the gay slipped out. How could he not tell?

I wish someone could overlay Deven Green’s Brendad Ickson parody over the scene of him descending the staircase.

“WELL HELLO...”

[quote]As a gay voice sufferer all my life

At least bats can hear you.

R58, The Lox Club appears to target those who are culturally Jewish but closer to aspirational upper middle class WASP culture. For example in a group discussion of JDate members straight early 30's man bragged about going to the gym 3 times a week for maybe an hour session. Straight women were impressed by his dedication. They used the pandemic as an excuse for "rapid weight gain."

[quote]The stereotypical Jewish look is really just a Mediterranean appearance.

The Jewish, Italian, Greek, Turkish, Middle-Eastern look is very similar. Most people can't tell the difference. It's the look that I'm most attracted to.

I bet you can't guess which nationality this guy is? Is he Jewish, Greek, Italian, Turkish?

IMO

WASP is an outdated concept. If you're white which means European descent and rich, you are powerful. Italian-Americans and Irish-Americans are two of the most successful immigrant groups and dominant the Northeast politics. Jewish people have been successful for a while in The US. Many white Americans are a mix of English, Scottish, Welsh, Irish and German and plenty of these mutts have worked it up to the upper class.

Realistically, the only WASPs that exist are in the hills are West Virginia and Kentucky and they are far from rich and glamorous.

R164

Yep. Jews are not a race and never have been. Judaism is only 4000 years old and the first Jews were simply Canaanite farmers who broke away to form their own religion. Jews are best described as an ethnoreligious group. As in they are defined by their faith, their culture and close-knit community. They share some genetic lineage due to endogamy that they began practicing during Medieval times because anti-Semitism and persecution that drove them underground. Ashkenazi were originally Ancient Roman converts, so they were genetically Italian and many modern Ashkenazi kept that Italian appearance but plenty have fair-skinned and fair-haired appearances that can fit in the country they live in (like Poland, Germany, Russia etc) because they are also mixed with Northern and Central Europeans too.

But really anyone can be Jewish and there are Jews of all backgrounds and phenotypes including Indian Jews, Ethiopian Jews, Mexican Jews and East Asian Jews. People still can't grasp that cultural identity is not a race.

Jews define themselves as Children of Israel. Israel is not a physical place but a state of togetherness and shared traditions and identity. Historically, anyone who circumcised themselves and followed the rites of passages became a member of Israel.

r166 "only 4000 years old". See everyone, totally fake group of people.

Many are fair haired and fair skinned due to intermarriage or, more commonly rape during the frequent pogroms.

He's handsome and sexy. His blond sisters are horrible. Yikes!

R169 By "blond" did you mean men? Females are "blonde."

So I think this is his brother but may possibly be his boyfriend- not sure, he’s not tagged in any group shots

He’s even gayer than Austin (Barbra Streisand’s basement mall falls out when he opens his mouth)

You will have to swipe at link.

[quote] Judaism is not anti-gay.

Are you not familiar with at least the Bible? You can’t be that stupid. Abrahamic religions hate us.

Ok so he’s his brother, his name is Dylan and he does drag.

He looks fun at least.

Ok so he’s his brother, his name is Dylan and he does drag.

He looks fun at least.

Ok so he’s his brother, his name is Dylan and he does drag.

He looks fun at least.

Oy, sorry for the triple post.

Sorry Dylan is his cousin, not his brother. It says so on Austin’s page.

Top that; bubala!

On mommas shmata in tHe closets!

Wow, Austin is Jason Gould's Prince of Tides character in real life

In NYC, there are tons of Jews who want too be Wasps. The plastic surgeons and hair dye companies are making a bundle. So many Jewish women are blonds. Their news noses are so generic, it's comical.

[quote]Their news noses are so generic, it's comical.

What do you mean, “their noses”?

Someone like William O’Connor would be perfect for Austin. Not quite a WASP but old money Newport. And like Austin, he’s a narcissistic dilettante poseur.

Unfortunately William is already married and in a bizarre polyamorous arrangement with a harem of twins.

R164- I can't tell what his ethnicity is but I can tell he's GAY.

[164] I’ll say Turkish

“All sexual orientations and races are welcome, too.”

I like that it’s not about status and doesn’t take Itself too seriously.

Also: he’s gorgeous

There are some unmistakable facial features some Jews have. You look at them and know they are Jewish. I'm not attempting to degrade them. It's a point of fact. In some combinations, I find these features very sexy.

Dylan in drag is actually sexier than Sophie Julia

Sorry I calls them as I sees thems

There’s a slight chance Austin’s boyfriend might be up and coming actor English Nicholas Galitzine.

Galitzine will be playing Prince Charming against hag extraordinaire Camila Cabello in the new Cinderella.

Galitzine, whom I just discovered ten minutes ago, also seems gay from space.

Galitzine has one fan account which saved Stories of Nicholas and Austin.

There’s no way they’re not boyfriends.

They’re gorgeous together.

[quote] If he ever does start living a gay life (assuming he isn’t already) I can see him going after some rich Brit whom he can spend the weekend playacting Bruce Weber Ralph Lauren ads with.

HOLY FUCK I WAS RIGHT

Looks like R194 found at least one of his lovers.

Austin's the pretty one, at least until Nick does something about his pig nose.

Their baby will have incredible DSL’s.

OMG I want the sex tape.

אלוקים אדירים

It looks like the boys are going to Hawaii.

He brings that shlubby guy with him everywhere!

Not Austin and the fat one, Austin and Nicholas.

With those lips, I’d bring him everywhere with me, too.

You want to kiss his fat friend’s lips? More for you.

You want to kiss his fat friend’s lips? More for you.

As Austin gets older, those luscious bee stung cock sucking lips will lose their collagen and flap around like Nan Michiganwomyn’s labia on a windy day at Fest.

I was wrong, he didn’t go with Nicholas to Hawaii, he went with his fat friend.

I'd hit it on the left.

[quote] Ugly hot, the way people with asymmetrical faces are sometimes hot.

One side of his mouth is one inch higher than the other.

Sexy now, not so in 20 years.

He looks so sturdy in that photo. I would say he is the top, but then I've heard him speak.

Did the sexy English boyfriend take the picture?

I think Nicholas is in London unless that's just subterfuge.