Missouri Senator Josh Hawley... I’m sorry but I think he is a SISTER

She may be a BROTHER too. They look like a gay man and a lesbian.

THITH-TER!

She looks like his mother or his aunt. He gay.

Wait, he's from Missouri, deep south, and let's face it, there's a strain of Southern men (a wide swath, actually) who ping as gay, but who are merely of a class of homosexualist southern men who have fussbudget or prissy mannerisms and vocal stylings. So he could be straight, I guess. 50/50 chance either way.

He's more butch than Lindseybelle, but less butch than Bitch McConnell.

Wants to bottom, but can't process that emotionally.

Your typical 40something Republican douchebro can at least attract a reasonably attractive, feminine looking wife a là Casey DeSantis. Josh went straight for the captain of the women’s softball team.

My friend thinks he’s the next Trump.

His wife is a Missouri 8.

He's a cunt who moved back to Missouri as the "next big thing" of the GOP power-oligarchs. Youngish, trim, military experienced, educated, a cynical and hateful stand-for-unreason tool of these players, he has been taking advice from his masters and carefully establishing his brand. The shit with the election is just another step for him to get his bona fides from the Trumpian assholes in the party.

He is part of the real danger of the GOP in the future. Someone who can parlay support from the only GOP base left while fooling others into thinking that because his mule-faced trimness doesn't include drooling and spinning eyes, he's "acceptable" and can be elected.

I think he's soulless and would take a hundred Saudi cocks in a row if he thought that would get him to be president, and/or if his handlers told him he had to take it for the team.

He is dangerous. Member of the Federalist society, Yale alum, and clerked for John Roberts. Nobody should underestimate him. He is slick enough to con people into voting him President. And many fools would vote for him only because he's an apple cheeked all-American type.

It speaks to how hideous Republicans are when this Average Butterface is considered attractive within their party.

This is a gaypose only Aaron Schock would use.

Ick. The straights can have him. Frauen would find him attractive.

De Santis, despite being overweight and douchey, can be hot.

Casey DeSantis clearly wears the pants in that family.

Sister? The pocket doesn't line up with the body of his shirt.

Gay with a hard on for for Trump.

CSL and I bet even he thinks Cotton was hotter with the beard

Tight pants

Manly stand

DLers are now accusing people they hate as being gay?

No wonder Hitler and Trump rose to power.

Bros

Ms Thing buying wine.

r4 in what universe is Missouri considered the "deep south"? Are you European or just blind?

She's his "Sister-wife." He is definitely Gay. Just watch...Miz Lindsey will take him under her wing, teach him how to dress better, make a place for him under her hoopskirts. He'll burrow his face in her fur and purr and she will....now. Someone else can finish the sentence....

R21, closeted and hypocritical gay.

I'll say it once and I'll say it again. Politics attracts the gays and bisexuals. There are exceptions but a lot of admiration, power and ease at playing character (closet cases) attracts the gays and bisexuals. Add the vanity into the mix and boom. IDK about Josh but I am certain that Tom Cotton is a dick sucker and dick rider.

Holy shit I had no idea his boobies were that big. That settles it.

COCKGOBBLER JOSH HAWLEY

President Hawley will be like Truman.

I remember a few years ago reading about how big money Republicans in MO courted Eric Greitens (from Illinois?) to get into politics. The plan was to set him up and get him elected as the first Jewish president (Navy Seal, but from the midwest....). That crashed down when his freak flag went up.

I'm not sold on Josh as a 'mo, but this looks similar to me and my tinfoil hat. Is it true that he's just now getting around to building a house in MO and he's been using his sister's address on official documents?

Actually we should make a nickname that emphasizes his dick sucking lips

COCKVACUUM? Does that work?

The fact that he lies about his address and lives in a tony Virginia suburb rather than in Missouri screams of Schockian obsession with superficial success.

They look like a perfect set of 5s.

He has a horse face

Look how he lifts his back leg in the wine photo at R23. If you saw him in the liquor store, would you think that was a straight man?

They remind me of Angela and Senator Lipton from "The Office."

I bet he is totally shaved..everywhere

Several people of this thread suspected him or being gay in this old thread

Another thread where people suspected he is gay

R32, which town in Virginia? McLean?

Flood him with emails, calling him a commie, anti-American traitor to his country. His contact info is readily available. That's what I did.

But did you call him a COCKSUCKER R41?

[quote] He is dangerous. Member of the Federalist society, Yale alum, and clerked for John Roberts. Nobody should underestimate him. He is slick enough to con people into voting him President. And many fools would vote for him only because he's an apple cheeked all-American type.

He's about as dangerous as Mike Pence. The moronic hordes that voted for Trump did so because he was a reality TV personality who had been a public figure for 4 decades. He gave voice to their hatred of Obama by spreading the birther lie. When he ran for president he openly espoused racist, xenophobic and misogynist views that other Republicans are too sane to say out loud. So unless Hawley is prepared to go full Hitler he will be no match for Trump in 2024. And given his Ivy League pedigree he will have limited appeal to Deplorables who relished having an total idiot in the White House. I think Rubio poses a greater threat than Hawley.

[quote]there's a strain of Southern men (a wide swath, actually) who ping as gay, but who are merely of a class of homosexualist southern men who have fussbudget or prissy mannerisms and vocal stylings. So he could be straight, I guess. 50/50 chance either way.

Geography doesn't even matter. A lot of these DC Republicans (whether politicians/consultants/lawyers) absolutely ping to high heaven and are married to women who I'm sorry to say are just not attractive even if the men aren't models, but they're far more attractive than their wives and could easily do better. Are they closeted or maybe they like being the prize in the relationship.

That picture @R23 should really appeal to the working class whites. I bet that MFer has quinoa in that cart!

For some reason, Yale Law School attracts A LOT of men who play around outside of marriage, often with other men.

Quite deep voice

Josh looks like such a “soy-boy” at R23, but he’ll do a great job of hiding his true, well educated, posh self from his mouth-breathing followers, while he shops for Shiraz at the Whole Foods in McLean, or wherever he really lives.

Shoot me but I want to watch the 100 princely Saudi cocks running a train on this greedy Ivy-educated sudist trou de foutre.

Fruit Juice

I hope this is just a failed attempt at clever because if he's not a sister, it doesn't follow he's all man either. Your internal homophobia is showing.

Besides, who'd want him? Aaron Schock is enough.

He was born in Arkansas r4 but moved to Lexington MO as a kid, and that's not deep south. That's the KC metro area, it's basic Midwest. He's not from the deep south in any sense.

I see it's 1962 again with the "gays aren't real men" trope in the OP poll. Fantastic.

R151 many sisters here want him, that’s why he gets so much attention, duh.. .

He has a nice deep voice, a decent body and youth... Give him 5 more years and he'll be an elder that no one is interested in!

Living a repressed life in the closet makes people whacked mentally.

R54 You nailed it.

His wife is a dog but I feel sorry for her. She’s probably and handmaiden. No doubt Hawley abuses her mentally and physically. He is a psychopath.

Looks like he has a nice bulge, I bet he can take cock like a champ.

Sister bump