What is wrong with Marc Singer?

Yeh.

What does “what’s wrong with him?” have to do with the rest of your post?

Ah- I loved that miniseries. And he definitely does not look bad for 70.

Fuck you OP...Tom Ellis is sex on a stick

Yes, a hot body and/or a huge dick can work wonders on the face!

I don’t consider Marc’s face ugly, but I agree it’s not quite on par with his incredible bod.

Fuck you, OP. Marc Singer is sex on a stick.

Fuck you, OP. Marc Singer is sex on a stick.

Singer is not ugly. He (and his sister Lori of Footloose fame) have square-ish features, but they are attractive. Oh yeah, and his body was SICK.

r9 thanks for that.

The first "V" miniseries was so well-done, it's still quite a gripping story today. They did a second miniseries that was pretty good, but not as great as the first one. The weekly series that followed was awful. Funny how his career went nowhere after "V" ended.

Jeff Yagher in the weekly series made me feel funny down there.

Tom Ellis is very good looking. WTF?

Wow.

Funny, I was actually just having this conversation a few months back. I was meeting with a few peers for a zoom meeting. One of them had the V poster and our Millenial co-worker thought it was that old movie V for Vendetta. We got talking about Marc Singer and I wondered out loud how he got so much work. My oldest peer (we all work in the entertainment industry) - made this statement. "When you have a baby arm for a dick and you will use it on anyone, you get roles." Without missing a beat my Millenia peer added "that's still true." And we laughed.

Weird he never got another series after V ended. He just seemed to disappear.

In that photo at R14, Michael J Fox is at his crotch level, and there's an (accidental) gay pride flag in the background.

I want Tom Ellis in me deeply -and I'm a total top. He is the hottest man on TV today.

Someone mentioned about Marc Singer that he is like Kevin Bacon, only ugly. Ahhhhh the irony.

I always considered him the poor man’s Mark Hamill

Kevin Bacon couldn’t come close to Marc’s hotness.

[quote]The first "V" miniseries was so well-done, it's still quite a gripping story today. They did a second miniseries that was pretty good, but not as great as the first one. The weekly series that followed was awful. Funny how his career went nowhere after "V" ended.

I've posted this before, but I spent some time around "V" (around the second miniseries and the TV series) and the entire cast loathed Marc Singer. He thought he was the lead, rather than part of an ensemble, and behaved that way. Apparently Faye Grant was a sweetie and he treated her the worst, earning him the hatred of everyone else. Most liked: Michael Ironside.

I wonder if his attitude contributed to his career sputtering out.

(And they should have cast him as one of the lizard aliens; he had a face for it.)

Interesting to hear Michael Ironside was most liked r22 considering he is usually cast as the villain.

He didn’t disappear after V, he just did a lot of direct to video movies. Watchers, the Beastmaster sequel and a few soft core films come to mind.

Nice post r22. Was there any other drama on the set? Singer's attitude definitely could've had something to do with why his career stalled.

Faye Grant was a wonderful actress. Unfortunately she gave up her career (for the most part) when she married Stephen Collins and we all know how that turned out!

Let's not forget Marc was in the Dream Season of Dallas!!

Marc Singer played Petruchio in "Taming of the Shrew" at ACT. It was taped for PBS. He was shirtless and featured on the cover of After Dark magazine.

The body was hot enough to make up for the face in the early ‘80s.

But by the time BEASTMASTER 2 rolled around, the bloom was off that rose. He became a hatchet-faced hag with a receding hairline.

Marc spoke at a convention about not getting along with Michael Ironside. Jane Bader seems to be friendly with him.

I had no idea his sister was Lori Singer. They must've had a hardcore stage mom.

[quote]Nice post [R22]. Was there any other drama on the set?

Not that I know of. The other actors were quite nice even though I didn't get close to them. Jeff Yagher was ridiculously handsome but very down-to-earth and friendly.

There must have been drama in the writers' room, however, because the weekly series changed on a dime depending on what the NBC executives thought would make it a big hit.

Eventually it became "Dynasty in Space" and was canceled. They even styled Lydia and Diana's hair like Krystle and Alexis and gave them catfights.

Back in the day, the joke was that Marc Singer looked more like a lizard than the actors playing the alien lizards.

Tom Ellis is hot as FUCK stupid OP.

There ain’t a damn thing wrong with Marc Singer the Beastmaster, you dumbass.

Could he photograph any WORSE than he does? Jesus. They say it takes a hundred photos to get one good one. With him?

The boy narrating this video sounds like a fucking moron and pronounces mini-series as min-uh series! but it has some hilarious shots of Marc looking like a total dweeb.

He was the mainstream equivalent of Michael Christopher. Each had a smoking hot body that increased their attractiveness.

R37 LOL. He could have been Marc's twin brother. He matches his ugliness perfectly.

I'll never invite my cousin to one of my pool parties!! Not until he hits the gym!

I have always thought Marc Singer is ruggedly handsome. I keenly remember his body and and package at age 28 in "The Taming of the Shrew" TV movie first broadcast November 10, 1976. Today at age 72 of course he has wrinkles.

OP is a valid cow. It might be true that Tom Ellis will age into the next fugly rendition of Marc Singer; but my young gayling self was not in error recording Beastmaster and all 12 hours of V on Betamax so I could secretly jerk off to it while also embracing advanced technology at the time.

I’ll admit a bit of disappointment at reading R22 dish on what an ass Singer was. I will hold out hope that Tom is better behaved, more secure, and just as sexually curious as his character Lucifer purports himself to be. I can only imagine what his balls might taste like as he dips them in my mouth before vigorously flipping me over and pounding my ass.

He had a fling with Merv Griffin.

r42 Details please!

Singer was great in V, and has definitely got the body, but has that a bird-like look that can sometimes read unattractive. Bacon has it too. Something to do with a too short nose I think?

But WTF re Tom Ellis, he’s gorgeous, face and body.

Wow R40. I'd love to tame that shrew!

I remember being a gayling watching V and how Marc Singer made me feel things that I didn't know was possible. Of course, then the series came along and Jeff Yeagher confirmed every one of those stirrings.

At that age I didn't know what I wanted to do with Jeff, but I knew I wanted to do something.

R40 and 45, here is a glimpse of his Petruchio. Hot indeed.

Best Petruchio, in SHREW, ever.

He showed up in the RuPaul-in-an-RV series, married to Adrienne Barbeau

When did Tom Ellis get buff? He wasn't looking like that in Lucifer.

During Lucifer R50.

[quote] "When you have a baby arm for a dick and you will use it on anyone, you get roles."

Your co-worker made that comment on a Zoom meeting, R15? Those meetings are not private and are recorded. All it takes is one Karen to be offended and he'll be fired.

Daniel Goddard was the hottest Beastmaster...

I remember reading a TV critic write-up of I think the second V miniseries. Whoever it was wrote that Singer looked like a lizard and it made it hard for the critic to see him as a good guy. Ouch! I remember laughing when I read it because that's what I thought during the first miniseries. V was great though. Too bad the TV series wound up such a stinker.

I never found Singer good looking, and since I'm attracted to bears, his body didn't do anything for me either. Funny to read upthread that he was a total man-whore for roles. It explains a lot because he was not talented. As bad as the Dream Season on Dallas was, he still managed to be the worst thing about it.

His nostrils are too damn big!

Yes, r53, you're welcome for the Goddard tips I've given you over the years. But I doubt you've seen the show.

Hot daddi....wannt do him!!!

[quote]Daniel Goddard was the hottest Beastmaster...

Not even.

[quote]I had no idea his sister was Lori Singer.

Yes, and Bryan Singer is their adopted cousin. For real.

[quote]The first "V" miniseries was so well-done, it's still quite a gripping story today.

It sure as hell made a lasting impression on David Icke, R11.

I fucking loathe Tom Ellis' face because he reminds me of the Property Brothers, Drew and what's his face. I cannot stand anyone who looks like them. Ellis could be their triplet. I hate the Property Bros the way some hate the orange turd exiting the WH.

Faye Grant loathed him.

Faye, Jane Badler & Blair Tefkin are still very close to this day.

This Ellis character would get wrecked by 1982 Marc Singer.

He was especially hot in the docudrama Something For Joey.

He was especially hot in the docudrama Something For Joey.

Stripper film. For Ladies Only. So handsome.

I really love this thread.

Singer had the tightest jeans that have ever been seen on television.

Bloopers from “V.”

I wonder if those skintight, testicle choking jeans are why he never had children?

He has an adult daughter. His wife died several years ago.

[quote] and he was shooting in his pants over how "hot" he is

Maybe I'm having that series of small strokes I've been working on for years, but what does that even mean? Was he orgasming? Did he have a camera in his pants? I'm confused.

You don't know what "shooting in his pants" means?

R71 has covid-related dementia. And she's a moron, too.

[quote] What is wrong with Marc Singer?

Ugly nostrils like an eagle's beak.

[quote] Tom Ellis

Buff bod but the head of the late Benjamin Disraeli.

I think all the rational people can agree that Marc Singer has always been fugly.

His face is melting.

R75 Yes, but don't forget 90% of DLers love ugly men. Superlatively ugly men. They start a million threads, fangirling over ugly guys claiming they were God's gift. It is sad really, how blind and clueless they are.

R68 thanks for posting. Didnt know there were bloopers.

Marc has a facial feature I love.

I’m not sure how to describe it but he has a short nose and a somewhat elongated mustache area (for lack of a better term)

I’ve noticed a many well endowed porn stars have this feature as well.

Big dick on a grown man? Gross!

But then again he is my cousin.

He looks like Gollum.

I never noticed his face . . .

R81 Perfect shot. Looks identical to Marc. Nose, everything.

I’m sorry, but the “shooting in his pants” line is dumb. If you meant he came on himself, then fucking say that.

Shooting in his pants doesn't mean he came on himself, you fucking moron. If I have to spell it out for you, retard, it means a fucking spontaneous ejaculation. Fuck, are you stupid.

Beastmaster reunion - February 2020.

R79 LOL. Such an amazing dork/doofus. Looks like a puzzled inbred caveman.

him as beastmaster gave me my first orgasms.....HOTTTT

WEHT JANE BADLER? SHE WENT THE WAY OF SARAH DOUGLAS (CONAN THE DESTROYER, SUPERMAN 2,ETC.)...

Jane still acts here and there and also does music.

Jane moved to Australia after filming MISSION IMPOSSIBLE which was shot there. She married and had 2 sons, Sam and Harry. She announced in early January of this year that Harry died following a battle with “mental illness, chronic sleeping disorders and addiction". He was 27.

RE:“mental illness, chronic sleeping disorders and addiction". Sounds like 99% of neurotically fucked DLers. LOL.

Diana approves. Nothing is wrong with Mark Singer.

Nope. There are like a hundred things wrong with his face. The fact he is a horrible non-actor is just a cherry on top.

Poor OP.

Tard brain inside "turd sandwich" face.

And that ain't no "Olympic" body.

R96 Fuck off, Jabba. I can recognize your trolling anywhere. Cunt.

[quote] If I have to spell it out for you

Well yeah, gramps, ya do, because nobody uses a phrase like “shooting in his pants” anymore.

Singer looks incredible today. Doesn't look a day older than 50.

In dog years!

No the face is most important

Brown eyes are manlier.

Agreed. Singer and Tom Ellis have ugly faces and banging bods. I saw V awhile back and couldn't keep my eyes off Singer's hot body but he needed a hottie on the face.

I wish I could find a streaming bootleg of FOR LADIES ONLY.

The one I started got taken down before I could watch most of it!

R102 is obviously the OP returning to his own damn thread months after the fact to support his own point of view.

R104 Sure, Janbot. Sure.

I see his wife of forty years, Haunani Minn, passed away in 2014 from a rare illness. They had one daughter, Phoebe. I'm surprised with a body and big cock like he has, Marc didn't have a whole bunch of kids. One memorable Marc movie is "Body Chemistry" released March 9, 1990. It was a B-movie made to cash in on the success of "Fatal Attraction which came out in 1987. In one of the various sex scenes , Marc, a married scientist, and a woman who plays his nympho coworker, are completely naked and he is balling her while he carries her face to face down a hallway. His wife is played by Mary Crosby, Bing's daughter.

One of the most beautiful bodies outside of classical sculpture.

We watched his shirtless-in-tights Taming of the Shrew on VHS in my 10th grade English class, and it stamped my gay card for life. (We also watched Romeo & Juliet with Leonard Whiting's bare teen butt on full display ... that teacher was a Ms. and showed signs of being a horny cougar.)

Years later, I found his After Dark issue and bought it for nostalgia's sake.

I think his face was super-cute when he was younger!

Hot does not have to mean absolute physical perfection.

I would have crawled over hot glass to roll around naked with Marc Singer circa Beastmaster — perfect body with an attractive face that some people don't find "pretty."

I'd also do the same today for Richard Madden, who has a beautiful face with a meh body.

We want men to be perfect cyborgs before calling them hot. And then when such a specimen arrives: say, Matt Bomer, with his pretty much ideal facial features and body, then he's called a robot and people find some other reasons to knock him down.

R103 YES! Been searching for that for awhile now. Marc and Gregory? Jesus, wanked SO MUCH TO THAT FILM.

R109 Bomer is 100% robotic when he acts. Wooden. No expression. No emotion. Exactly the same as Marc Singer. He was horrible in that Shakespeare play. Jesus fuck. Who cast him in that! - or anything for that matter.

He was GREAT in Taming of the Shrew! You must have some sensory handicaps, R111.

Hot man.

Fucking hot.

So fucking hot.

If you cut off the head and put a hot man's good looking face on it. Then it'd be "hot".

^ Meh. It's not the face you fuck, but the fuck you face.

In comparison to super fug Singer, Nick Bateman has the hot body and hot face. Singer is a zero in comparison, as are most men. DLers famously think the super fugliest turds are "hot". Because that is all they could ever get IRL.

Who exactly is the Stay-Puf Filler Queen at R118?

R118 Is this becoming a pedo thread?

R119 Says the super fug turd who thinks other super fug turds are "hot".

R120 Disgusting. Don't be wacking off at the kid now. It's the hot dad. Sicko.

R120 is pedo Janbot. I knew it. Go to bed, freak.

R20 Bacon and Singer both have unpleasant nostrils

[quote] I'm surprised with a body and big cock like he has, Marc didn't have a whole bunch of kids.

Because men with hot bodies and big cocks (or their wives/girlfriends) can't use birth control?

There are some real simpletons in this threads, including the OP, who seems unfamiliar with the concept that attractiveness is subjective.

[quote] Hot does not have to mean absolute physical perfection.

When I watched Beastmaster he seemed to me he was absurdly over-scupted. He manufactured himself into a cartoon caricature.

Fuck your subjective bullshit. Majority rules. If we all decide youse ugly, then youse fucking ugly.

R106 Loved those soft core films. I have my Body Chemistry DVD's signed by Marc, Gregory Harrison and Andrew Stevens. Just need Larry Poindexter to complete the series

I salivated over Martin more than Donovan.

R128 Come, sit by me.

I wonder if Marc was ever approached by Playgirl magazine to pose nude in the mid 1970's when the magazine was very popular? I remember reading statistics about Playgirl and how it was intended for women but was bought almost exclusively by men. He was on the public radar screen at that time starting with The Taming Of The Shrew stage play in 1971 in a more conservative costume. His March 1974 beefcake costume cover story in After Dark magazine about Shrew and then the November 10, 1976 PBS broadcast of the play really caught the attention of many gay men. Playgirl was able to get a number of notable celebrities to take it off for the reported $5,000 posing fee. That would have been the price of the average car back in the mid 70's. Some did full frontal, some not. I always thought it should have been a requirement in the agreement that they would pose full frontal both flaccid and erect. Seeing Marc nude and his flagpole at full height would have been a treat.

i didn't read this whole thread but Marc Singer didn't have that "golden ratio" of his facial features. Something was always off (and not in a hot way).

As for Tom Ellis - there is something "not there" for me...he seems sexless. pretty much no sex appeal. his body is great, don't get me wrong. but just something about him. kind of a Christian Bale vibe in a little bit of a way. just my opinion.

[quote]Some did full frontal, some not. I always thought it should have been a requirement in the agreement that they would pose full frontal both flaccid and erect. Seeing Marc nude and his flagpole at full height would have been a treat.

Playgirl didn't start showing erections until 1978, and they didn't even show dick until a few issues after their 1973 debut.

Richard Pacheco (as Howie Gordon) showed Playgirl's first boner in November 1978, and no one else did until Geoff Minger and porn star Randy West (posing as Andy Abrams) in 1980.

R132 Golden ratio has been debunked. Totall bullshit like the Kinsey scale.

Jabba loves Marc Singer and since she only loves talentless ugly "stars", that's all she wrote.

Marc Singer was good looking in his youth, with very nice eyes, but his mouth was a bit off, which kept him from being handsome.

[quote]i didn't read this whole thread

That's where I stopped reading your post.

His mouth was off? Too bad it was never “on” me.

Take a look at the video of Mark Singer in "Taming of the Shrew." His body is shown off to incredible advantage, including his bulging codpiece.

Marc Singer is the worst actor since Tommy Wiseau.

[R139] Marc was mouth-watering in "Shrew". He definitely should have been a Playgirl centerfold when they started doing full frontal nude pictures. With that amazing body and big cock it would have been a classic.