Below Deck Season 8 - Part 2

Is Rachel bipolar?

A mean drunk?

Have Tourette's syndrome?

Or just batshit crazy?

Pay, Cunt-op?

Rob really cracks me up.

When he keeps saying that he's awkward, he's not kidding.

He's REALLY awkward.

All I can think of when Elizabeth complains about Francesca being a meanie is how Kate would've torn her a new asshole by now. She doesn't realize how good she's got it.

I'm shocked that the North Carolina gay Primary gave the crew such a large tip.

$25,000? That's pretty amazing.

They all got over $2000 each!

I'd enjoy watching Rob and Sustainable Shane having hot but awkward sex.

I want James all over me in a hot tub.

Sometimes I think that James has a crush on Rob. He's always mentioning how much he likes him.

My favorite comment of the episode was James asking, "Are we gonna go take a shower?" to Eddie and Rob. lol

James talking about Rob: "I love him. He's the perfect partner. I love him."

Yes, please!

It was Rob who said "I need a quick shower."

Then either James or Eddie said, "I'll join you." *silence* "In a separate shower."

Rofl.

Eddie is looking like a DADDY!

Wow, Eddie is looking like a hot BEAR.

Izzy and Elizabeth are both insufferable cunts. Rachel is just batshit crazy.

Can Izzy and Elizabeth actually do their jobs instead of talking shit all the time?

Why did it look like James was flirting with Rob in the new episode? Does he swing both ways or does he just have a straight man crush on Rob?

[quote] Why did it look like James was flirting with Rob in the new episode? Does he swing both ways or does he just have a straight man crush on Rob?

I was wondering the same thing, R15.

He might just be totally comfortable with his (hetero)sexuality.

When Izzy asked him if he would hook up with Sunshine, James didn't even flinch. He said, "I'd be scared that I'd break him." Lol.

James has a great sense of humor.

I wouldn’t be shocked if Rob turns out to be bi. He’s obviously more comfortable with guys. I think his explanation about being nerdy and living in the woods is his cover.

For someone so awkward and shy R17, why does he work on sailboats and super yachts, where you interact with hundreds of other people?

I'm officially in love with Rob. I was physically attracted to him and his beautiful eyes before, but now knowing he's a shy and awkward nerd makes him even more attractive.

I would love it if he and James hooked up.

EAT MY COOTER??? (I am just catching up on my DVR. CAPTAIN, EAT. MY. COOTER!!!!??

"Go fuck yourself!" said Rachel.

"I'd rather not do that" said Captain.

Was she actually saying that to him, or was it edited to look that way.

I missed the part where she came crawling back. How did she worm her way back in? Assume the captain was just desperate and she's just that good. She definitely proved herself on that charter where they got the $25K tip.

Bobby is attractive from a distance and if he keeps his mouth closed. 40 year old frat boi is yuck.

Catching up on this show now. Not a great season. But LOVED how the psycho chef who quit did an awesome job with the gay men. She is a lunatic but I do not blame her for quitting.

And these gay men who came across SO FUCKING BAD in their pre-trip, were actually bowled over by the service. The were supremely unattractive but actually a lot of fun! And fuck it. God bless them for creating a life where they can afford this. I should be so lucky. And they seemed genuinely nice and appreciative. I think that gay douche squad from earlier in the season truly look like tools compared to these guys.

I think these episodes actually had some deep lessons underneath the frivolity. About giving up and pre-judging.

I hated the new deckhand (typical millennial douche trying to find fame but acting like he is above/below it all) "I am a nerd." Yeah, right, bitch. You are playing EVERYONE.

But now I am charmed. He is adorable.

Just managed to find “Below Deck Galley Talk” (it’s before episode 1 on on-demand FYI). Was interesting watching, Colin was very flirty with Bobby, “Do you want to take your pants off?, We should just get naked”. Everyone looked good, Kelly still looked buff, as did Bobby. I hope Josiah is growing his hair out, as the blond tips look terrible. Looking forward to another episode next week.

Holy fuck, the 2nd half of the season seems GOOD.

The first half was spotty at best- I was pretty unimpressed by three of the episodes. Thank god the chef is a lunatic who also should not drink!

Eddie is HOTTER every episode.

And I somehow dig the first stew who cries.

If I was straight- between her beauty and that Australian accent, I would want to bone her from here to Sunday! She is lovely to me.

R24, that sounds good!

I love Colin, and I want to see him flirt with Bobby.

I'll bet he wants to get his tight hole pounded by Bobby's Italian sausage.

Are you talking "On-Demand" television or online? If it's online, do you have a link?

OMFG I am so into the Rob/James Homoerotic Lovefest!!!!

Standing together at the rail, staring at the fish...

James to Rob, "Do you have a Bandaid? Because I think I just fell for you."

Rob says they've known each other for millenniums. It's a real deep thing.

The thing is, I don't really think they're kidding.

Didn't Rob and James almost get into the shower together last episode? I'm totally there for this. Think Rob may be more gay than bi and James is more bi than gay.

I think they are doing this for the gayz. But that's fine with me.

Rob has the most mesmerizing eyes I've seen in a long time. Stunning. He needs to come out of the woods.

Nice shot of Robs ass in his undies. I think James wants attention from everyone. Male and Female. Rob seems bi.

I love Francesca but when Elizabeth was talking to Izzy she was not screaming down the hall. They were both speaking normally but, yes, they should have closed the door.

Yeah, but it was Izzy who was talking shit. I feel bad for Elizabeth because she's definitely not up for it. She just takes it in stride.

The woman who jumped in the water: "We're paying a lot for this." Cap Lee was like I don't give two fucks.

I was surprised Rachel has a man because she totally comes off as a butch les. But damn, her skills in the kitchen. If she ever opens a restaurant I'm there. Same with that creepy chef from a couple of seasons ago that got hired by the rich NY family.

I love James' sense of humor. When he stumbles onto the boat, "Is everyone all right?" That was Rob's ass? With the hairy legs. Damn now I have to watch it all over again.

I’m loving the Rob/James flirtation, very sexy. Eddie looked very “hot daddy” with the beard on WWHL tonight.

This was really a fantastic episode!

I honestly can't tell if Rob was joking or not, when he was talking about his bromance with James.

I can usually get a read on most people, but he's a tough nut to crack. I have no idea when he's being serious, and when he's not.

That drunk lady sure could hold her liquor. She still wasn't falling down drunk. She could walk and swim, but she was just being beligerent.

Considering how much she drunk during the course of the day, I am AMAZED at her ability to drink.

[quote] Was interesting watching, Colin was very flirty with Bobby, “Do you want to take your pants off?, We should just get naked”.

I'm not surprised by this at all.

Colin is from Long Island, so he probably has a thing for muscular guidos, and Bobby totally fits the stereotype.

I can't tell that Colin has the hots for Bobby. He'd probably let Bobby fuck him right there on the couch!

But yeah, Colin's mannerisms on this show are very gay. Which is surprising, because he really toned it down during his two seasons on Below Deck. Now he's just letting it fly!

I wonder if Colly ever hit on Joao when they were roommates?

I would have been so hot for him, if I knew that Jwow was sleeping above me every night.

Joao is so handsome.

Unfortunately, he doesn't seem gay. Not even a little bit.

Just watched the new episode. I think Rob swings both ways. The way he talked about James was not casual, it was more. Also, he seemed jealous when Elizabeth said they kissed. It makes sense for him to be closeted as he's in a very macho environment, I doubt the other gold miners would accept a fag among them. As for James I think he's a straight fuck boy way too into himself. He knows he's hot and enjoys the attention, whether it's from men or women. He's comfortable with his sexuality but most likely straight imo.

Anyone else getting jealousy vibes from Ash? I think she wants James all to herself.

It's intersting to watch the horrors of covid unfold in real time.

I think Captain Lee made the right decision by calling off the charter. Safety comes first, always. I'm glad Francesca was finally strict with Elizabeth. It should have happened a long time ago. Did anyone notice she actually listened to her now? She took it seriously, finally.

[quote] As for James I think he's a straight fuck boy way too into himself. He knows he's hot and enjoys the attention

Why were Izzy and Ashling making fun of his eyebrows? They were both like, "it's too much." Lots of straight guys do their eyebrows nowdays.

[quote] Anyone else getting jealousy vibes from Ash? I think she wants James all to herself.

Yeah, she's a phony cow. She wants him.

In the "still to come this season" preview that they showed after last week's episode, it showed James and Ashling flirting and making out. And Elizabeth was left out in the cold.

[quote] It's intersting to watch the horrors of covid unfold in real time.

Yes! So does Izzy have Covid?

All this time I was thinking it was her Guillain Barre syndrome kicking in (since she talked about it so damned much), but it just dawned on me that she might have been experiencing Covid symptoms.

I don’t think Ash is as sweet as she seems. That’s why I love her.

Why does Ash speak like Tyler Perry's Madea character?

Her accent is so weird.

Instead of home, she says "herrrm." There are a ton of other words that she mispronounces, by adding an rrrrr sound to them.

And I don't think that it's an Australian thing, because Francesca doesn't speak that way.

It must be a local accent.

Okerrrrrr??

Colin is longing to ride some cock. Rob wants James, big time.

Rob and James. Finally a BD couple that makes sense.

[quote] Rob and James. Finally a BD couple that makes sense.

Huh?

They couldn't be more different.

James is an outgoing, extroverted party boy who loves to joke around, flirt, and have sex.

Rob is a hermit who lives in the woods, talks to trees, and has awkward interactions with other humans.

The only thing they have in common, is that they're both attractive.

I can totally understand, though, why Rob is attracted to James. But not vice-versa.

R49 I think R48 is thinking wirh a dick. Looks-wise they make a hot couple. Personality-wise they are too different and not very compatible.

Maybe R48 was just being sarcastic 🙄

Collin is cute. Bobby is a douche.

That Galley Talk with Colin and Bobby was so interesting.

Colin was absolutely GIDDY being at Bobby's apartment. He looked like he was on a first date, or something.

I also observed some interesting body language from Colin. He was leaning in towards Bobby on the couch, while Bobby was sitting straight forward. That's a sure sign that he's into Bobby.

Colin would be a great boyfriend.

[quote] Colin would be a great boyfriend.

Colin would be a great bottom.

I have to laugh that when googling "Colin Macy-O'Toole" there's a photo of his feet there.

Some people are so damned weird.

Love how Rob and Eddie bonded over knots.

Those nasty feets belie his coiffed appearance!

Rob has a nice ass. Did anyone see that shot of him in his underwear?

Nice ass but undies looked like they needed a good scrubbing.

Did anyone hear that lame pick up line Rob used on James? The boy has a crush!

[quote] Nice ass but undies looked like they needed a good scrubbing.

Rofl! EW.

Poor Eddie has to smell that shit.

I don’t like Izzy. There’s nothing likable about her. She’s a cunt to Francesca and she’s just sour. But she does her job well so that counts for something.

I don’t like Izzy. There’s nothing likable about her. She’s a cunt to Francesca and she’s just sour. But she does her job well so that counts for something.

I don't either; she's got a foul mouth, she's crass & a bitch to Francesca (who admittedly isn't such a great supervisor), but somehow believes Elizabeth's bullshit

Man Rob has it bad for James!

James fucked the hell out of Elizabeth...and they showed it.

No doubt!

Fuckboy, indeed.

Deloris is a bitch!

So tonight we got to see James & Elizabeth thrusting behind a sheet. Then they ended up in one of the guest suites & we got to hear their fuck sounds 😬 Just like Jessica & Rob on Med last season. Too much. It's so cheesy! Close up of the closed door, porny moaning sounds. 🤣 Too much. It's like last season where we had to hear half the cast's farts in their bathrooms, like when the one guy got sick. Like, we don't *need* the sound effects, we GET IT🤣

Rob macking on James again tonight. Adorbs.

they are way gaybaiting.

Delores is a cunt but damn she’s got balls! Sucked that the crew lost about $3k in the tip which D was obviously supposed to chip in.

[quote] Man Rob has it bad for James!

I'm so confused by this!

Is he really attracted to James, or is this just gay baiting? I honestly can't tell.

But it's still hot as fuck to think of sexy Rob wanting to get with James.

If you want to charter My Sienna in the real world it will cost you $395,000 per week, not including tax, tips and fees. For that kind of money I'd definitely want a nicer yacht.

That's insane for such an 'eh' boat! $39,500 a week *maybe*. It's barely Courtyard by Marriott level.

Delores will be special guest on WWHL tonite!

Delores is very pas de regrets. I was drunk on vacation.

Poor Rob, stood up by James on the beach so he asked Eddie to go out on the water with him.

Back on the boat, James saying "I sound like I'm in love (with Rob). I think the Bravo producers were like, you know Bravo has a huge gay following so can you guys like gay it up a little bit.

Except I think Rob is really into James.

R76 are you talking about the January 18 episode, or the one before it?

Yes, tonight's episode.

Captain Lee talking about his sons death was devastating even though the scene where he spoke to Francesca about it seemed staged. Oh, and James proved he’s a major douchebag with women. He should stick with Rob.

I think that Francesca is so wooden that it came off staged. All she did was parrot his words back and repeating "I'm sorry". Nothing engaging like "tell me what one of your favorite memories are of him". Or something that showed a bit of genuine care and concern. I don't wan't that harpy back, but there's got to be a happy medium.

James and his flirting with Rob, talking about reach arounds and saying Rob “can take a load...on his shoulder”.

Jesus, they're not flirting with each other. They're aware that nothing but old queens and their familiars watch this show and want you to keep watching. YAWN

I think the flirting is pretty real. Rob is at the very least bi and James flirts with anybody who pays him the slightest bit attention.

Anyone notice that James nose seems to be angled a bit to the right (his left) - not a major flaw (he is cute) but something is out of joint with his nose. Of the three (James, Rob and Eddie) I think Eddie is the most attractive - looks, work ethic and sense of humor. Rob is very handsome and I think he will age well but he's still too new to the S.S. Minnow. James is just cute and his day in the sun will be brief.

Eddie is definitely the most appealing. He can also laugh at himself and point out his own flaws which makes him even more attractive.

Eddie is gay husband material.

Unfortunately (in reality), he's straight husband material.

I cannot believe that he doesn't even have a girlfriend right now.

James is fake gay. The producers bait him. "So why do you and Rob get along so well?" "Oh, me and Rob have the same sense of humor, and banter. We just 'get' each other. That sounds like I have a crush on him, doesn't it?"

The BD producers love gay baiting.

On the other hand, Rob seems truly gay. Listening to what actually comes out of his mouth regarding James, it seems like he really does have a crush on James. Everything he says indicates that his attraction for James is more than any attraction he feels towards a woman.

He couldn't even put two words together as far as making conversation with Francesca, but when it comes to James, he just can't stop talking.

That says it all.

Rachel on America's Next Top Model. Gurllll !!

I think Rob is a closet case. He’s playing up the quirky vibe to cover the fact that he’s just into guys.

How in the world did she end up on America's Next Top Model? She was cute when she was younger (lipstick is actually a big improvement on her grumpy cat face), but she's no model

R90 Well, to be fair, most of them on that show weren't, but she is most certainly in the "not a model" category. Though for 38 (now) and for how much she drinks, she looks pretty good. I'll say this for her, she's done a lot, and doesn't seem afraid to try new, challenging things. ROTC, became a highly trained chef who apprenticed at a Michelin star rated restaurant in Italy. She's a massage therapist, a yoga instructor, Aryvedic (sorry, I tried, I failed) practitioner, the list goes on. She's also an alcoholic just to round shit out. I have a wee hunch she has been trying to escape from some dark shit in her family (I know, I must be psychic) because she has a LOT of emotional baggage. She's a fucking mess, but I like her.

Fair point R91; I had no idea she did all those things. But the scene when she was genuinely wailing in the bathroom about her boyfriend was disturbing - that woman has issues. If he ever tries to break up with her, she'll gut him & fry him up like a fish

[quote] she has a LOT of emotional baggage. She's a fucking mess, but I like her.

I feel the same way.

But I suspect that what we see on television, versus being her friend in real life are two very different things.

I would imagine that being Rachel's friend in real life would be exhausting, emotionally draining, and a bit scary.

Nobody on that yacht can handle her. Not even the captain.

I think Rob is gay or at least bi. He is very into James, but does not seem interested in Francesca or any of the other women onboard.

I should clarify; he says he's into Francesca but doesn't show it with his actions. Meanwhile with James...

Rob has two older brothers. They say there's an increased chance of turning out gay if you have one, he has two...

I agree with r82, they are both still well within regular straight bonding, at least among millennials and I assume the zees. Rob may end up not being straight, but to me right now it comes across as socially awkward, which is unusual for reality tv and makes me immediately think "good actor" but maybe not.

What a classic idiot girl is Elizabeth?! She was very redeeming on wwhl though.

Is it just me, or does Captain Lee look so much older this year? I'll chalk it up to the death of his son, something that horrible would certainly do it. He is so hangdog and his "stud of the sea" vibe is MIA.

Maybe he misses Kate too. Her replacement is dull, and Eddie tries too hard to be buddy-buddy (Yeah I know, he's cute, but he's a bit cheesy, let's face it). He's as feisty as ever on Twitter at least.

Ha! Love the ANTM résumé !

Would you like to take a tour of Captain Lee's Florida home?

It's just as tacky as you would expect!

Captain Lee and Mary Ann look like they would be swingers.

R101. Whenever I see younger pics of them that’s the vibe I get. SWINGERS. Love the pic of bare assed Capt Lee with his son. Adorable. And shows he and his wife were probably bohemian types and open sexually.

R100, that was even worse than I imagined. Why do older people not update their homes? The furniture looks like it is from the 90’s.

[quote] The furniture looks like it is from the 90’s.

I was thinking 1970's, R103.

It looks like real people live there. I like it for that reason alone. I think the altar to their son is really fucking touching.

I agree that they were, if not swingers ( though that vibe is indeed there!), had/have an open marriage of some form. They do seem very in love after so many years. Maybe that's how they've kept it going.

It's hard to see Captain Lee age so quickly. He's been through a lot in a short time, that will do it.

New episode tonight?

Interesting title for tonight's episode:

"James' Big Cannoli" Season 8, Episode 13

James plays games at Elizabeth's expense; Eddie presents Izzy with an interesting opportunity; Francesca finds out that subordinates slept in a guest cabin without permission.

James and Elizabeth are SO busted!

I really think Elizabeth will be gone next week. James and Rob treated Izzy horribly. That was disappointing.

The producers of Below Deck must be scat queens or something.

They absolutely LOVE when the crew talks about shit, diarrhea and crapping their pants.

I remember in the Thailand season, they stood outside the bathroom door listening to Kevin having explosive diarrhea.

Then this season they did the same thing to Rachel.

And they must have caught Ash talking about diarrhea at least 10 times.

Oh and they got Izzy on cam talking about crapping your pants.

One solid hour talking about SHIT! What a shitty little episode.

That guest Justin is hot as fuck!

He has a beautiful bubble butt and a solid body.

Naturally, he's 100% into Ashling. And naturally, she shuts him down.

She's so dumb. I would have hooked up with him in secret and got that dick!

I'm positive now that Rob is gay. He is trying to impress James. It's so obvious. He deffo has a crush on him, hence he's taking his side and the nasty attitide towardw Izzy. Also... did anyone hear the comment he made about sleeping his way to the top with Eddie? Lol

I know I'm in the minority, but I really can't stand Izzy. She is so sour all the time. She never smiles. All she does is complain and being negative about everything. Yes, she does a good job, but to be fair I'd rather work with someone like Elizabeth who might not be perfect at her job, but who is smiling and positive, than a sour negative person who is good at their job.

R112. I feel the same way about Izzy. Too young to be that bitter.

R110 I was mesmerized by that hunky Texan. Every time they showed him all I could think is “he’s solid!” Fuck what a body and hot swagger attitude. If I were ashling I’d have been well-fucked.

[quote] He deffo has a crush on him, hence he's taking his side and the nasty attitide towardw Izzy

I agree that's what you do when you have a crush on someone.

You'll take their side even when they're wrong.

And that comment Rob made about "sleeping his way to the top" with Eddie, was hilarious.

Rob must be in heaven. He's surrounded by gorgeous men.

r114 He was fat and pasty with creepy eyes. You have terrible taste.

I wonder if the guests all got the shits after their trip?

With both Rachel cooking and Ashling serving, you just know they were getting their shitty germs all over the guests' food.

Btw, I think it's VERY unsanitary for a chef to be handling and cooking for guests when the chef has gastroenteritis. I'll bet she doesn't wash her hands, either.

That's just gross.

I was turned off by Justin until I saw his bubble butt

R109 at least it's not like that recent season where they had all the bathroom sounds as well. What producer decided to include the shitting and farting sounds? I'm glad that stopped after one season, it was too much. I'm skeeved out enough by the porny sex sounds, like Jessica on BDM last season. We GET it!

Rob is absolutely gorgeous!

[quote] at least it's not like that recent season where they had all the bathroom sounds as well

That was Chef Kevin from Thailand, referenced at R109.

And that's exactly what happened. Again with Rachel. After only one season.

Instead of naming the episode "James' Cannoli," it should have been named "Shitty Little Ann."

Francesca seems to enjoy torturing Elizabeth. And she knows Elizabeth is afraid of her. It’s making me dislike Francesca. Take Elizabeth off service and stick her in the laundry room all day so you don’t have to deal with her. Problem solved.

[quote] Take Elizabeth off service and stick her in the laundry room all day so you don’t have to deal with her. Problem solved

Rofl.

That's what Kate always did to the stews she didn't like.

Are you Kate, R122?

I don't think that James and Elizabeth will be sent home.

I remembered that they showed a "Later this season" preview on an earlier episode, and James was stuck in Antigua because flights to the UK were cancelled or something like that.

James looked like he was about to cry, because he really wanted to go home!

Yeah Francesca is just torturing Elizabeth...makes me not like her.. Justin was fug

I don’t think either will get fired. Too close to end of the season. But Cap Lee did say on WWHL that after watching Liz on the show he would have taken Francesca’s suggestion and let her go.

Liz does seem sweet (though a bit needy), but if she can't even manage being a third stew, which is basically a maid, WTF is she going to do with her life?

And she's 30!

I think Elizabeth is used to getting by on her looks but it’s not working here. We all make mistakes but she keeps making the same ones over and over again.

Elizabeth is not that hot, she is quickly turning into a frau at age 30.

Elizabeth is also desperate and whiny. Who brings up marriage after a week or two?

Colin asking Bobby “be honest with me, are these pants all balls?” on Galley Talk. Colly wants some of that.

I wonder which of the Below Deck alums would fuck Colly Wolly?

He's practically presenting hole to Bobby.

Clearly, he wants it BAD!

There's a new Galley Talk tonight.

Will Colin finally come out?

I’m shocked that Sandy’s agent didn’t get her a spot on Galley Talk.

[quote] I’m shocked that Sandy’s agent didn’t get her a spot on Galley Talk.

Captain Shandy tried to audition, but she couldn't shtop shlurring her wordsh.

Oh, and she kept saying "Malia ish a leshbian!!!"

Elizabeth really doesn’t get it. Asking James to meet her in the main salon while guests are dining upstairs? She’s a maid - if not working she should be below deck. It’s amazing she doesn’t understand her role and know her place. Same with sleeping in the guest cabin.

Colin is much more attractive than Bobby. Bobby is pure chimpanzee.

I think that's why Colin finds Bobby attractive.

He wants to get rough fucked by an Italian stallion.

Italian stallion, yes. Frat boi chimpanzee, no.

Colly Wolly wants you cunts to know that there's a new episode tonight!

CUNTS!

Anyone watching?

I hope that James and Elizabeth get the boot!

Poor Captain Lee.

Elizabeth was more upset about not getting a birthday kiss from James than she was about fucking up her job.

Sorry but I enjoyed seeing James dis Elizabeth in her birthday.

Don’t be sorry. I think we all enjoyed it.

I wonder how respectful Izzy would have been had James or Rob been promoted. All three of them are smartasses and I think she would have been as pissed off as they are.

Below Dreck amiright?

Those two drunken brats were disgusting. Not surprising considering who their parents are.

I was just about to post that r149! When that 18yo is drunk as fuck sitting at the bar with Ashling waiting on him & he's like "you're supposed to make my vacation excellent", what a pukehead. People who talk like that are foul. I can't believe the primary is what, 84? Has had a dozen kids with three wives, & his youngest is 18. Yikes. People like that......I dunno. It's too much. Like most of the charters on these shows are tolerable, but every season has one or two groups that are just next-level putrid with their rich behavior.

That Siegel family is a fucking TRIP!!!

The old "dad" who can barely speak because he's old/drunk.

The mom with the HUGE tits who actually told the crew that she can be referred to as the "Queen of Versailles."

Those hanger-on-er friends.

And what was up with those boys???

I mean, before they even started drinking, you could barely understand what they were saying. They had to have been high or something. I'm guessing they're pot smokers, which is why he kept saying how hungry he was.

It was CLASSIC when those two turds walked on the yacht and immediately asked Captain Lee, "What's your position here?" And he replied, "I'm the Captain." And they said, "Oh, nice." O.M.G.

They're kind of cute, though. I wouldn't say they're disrespectful. They're just spoiled and also really dumb.

I was blown away by how much that one kid drank. I would have died if I ever drank that much.

I'm starting to see how their other kid died of an overdose. Those kids are not only unsupervised and lack any kind of parental guidance, but they are also VERY excessive in their bad habits.

I think that Ashling handled that one kid perfectly. Just cock block cock block, and cock block until he had nothing else to do. Good for her.

It'll be interesting to watch Rachel go through the rest of the season. She looks like she's starting to lose it again. I predict she and Francesca will have a big blowup by the end of the season.

Rob's hotness has sunk to nearly zero for me. Seeing the way he has treated Izzy, makes me incredibly sad.

Izzy is rightfully proud of being named Lead Deckhand, and it's so shitty of Rob to demean her and belittle that accomplishment. You could really see the hurt in her eyes when he was saying those things. And James just went along with it. How pathetic.

I think I'm in the minority here but I don't blame Rob for being upset that Izzy got the promotion. I don't think it's misogyny, he's just upset because he is better qualified than her yet she was the one who got the promotion.

R110 Yeah, I thought that Justin guy was fit as FUCK. He reminds me of a skateboarder I knew back in the day. Does he have an IG?

I hate watching Captain Lee associate with this trash.

Those Siegel boys are sexy.

I'd bet that either or both of them would be open to a blowjob from another guy.

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David Siegel is a cutie.

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Jackies tits looked so hard and veiny...totally gross

Captain Lee looked like his hand was getting really close to her silicone TITS, R159!

Not that her 82 year old husband would ever notice.

Did anyone hear the Deplorable dad say "this thing is just like the flu" regarding Covid.

Straight out of the Donald Trump dictionary.

Will Elizabeth be fired next week?

Looks like.

He also said - the old fuck - I wonder what the poor people are doing now.

Ironic, since he made his fortune selling time shares to "poor people." Their documentary about that monstrosity of a mansion they built exposes his predatory and high pressure tactics to sell to the lower classes.

Poor scum.

^^meant pure scum. As in what he is.

I would imagine they're struggling during this COVID recession

New episode tonight.

Can't wait to see if Daniel (or Dave?) is massively hungover from the night before.

I'm absolutely shocked at something that Colin said on Galley Talk.

He and Bobby were watching the scene where Rachel said "It would be horrible to get the squirts in the middle of service," referring to her stomach issues.

So Colin and Bobby had a good laugh about it, and Bobby says "Have you ever pooped your pants?" Colin hesitated for a bit then said, "Yeah." Bobby asked (kind of surprised by Colin's response) "When?" And Colin said something like "last year" or "a few years ago."

Bobby looked both horrified and surprised, and I felt the exact same way!

Colin doesn't look like someone who would poop his pants. He always looked too... "perfect" to do something like that.

R168 he could have just sharted, which is easy to do at any age

Colin is too "immaculate" to even shart, R169.

He looks squeaky clean, and his ass is so tight that he'd probably shit out a diamond.

[quote]Bobby looked both horrified and surprised, and I felt the exact same way!

You know that turned Bobby on; now it's only a matter of time before Galley Talk switches to Colin & Bobby, only to have them making out on the couch

New episode tonight!

The faux queen made a comment about dems exaggerating Corona to make Trump look bad. I really didn’t think I could hate her more. Meanwhile her drunk sons are out of control. She lost her daughter to an overdose, right?

Below Deck Sailing Yacht is back!

Shit tip from trash that brags about how rich they are.

One of those kids wasn't just drunk, he had that opiate buzz going on. The one that came into the kitchen and said to Rachel he had already met her.

Rachel might be messy, but I feel she's one of us. The chief stew is a priggish snore. Not to say I want Kate back, but what a boring twat. Enough with the fucking tears too. Captain Lee is obviously going through Kate withdrawals, but that aside you can tell he finds his new chief stew to be about as interesting as a toenail clipping.

Captain Lee just wasn’t himself this season and it’s easy to understand why. Thank God for Eddie who is MVP of this season. I love Izzy because she’s smart and always comes up with a solution. I can see her being a Captain one day.

[quote] Rachel might be messy, but I feel she's one of us.

How so, R176?

Not sure what you mean by "one of us." You mean she's gay?

r178 No, I don't get a gay vibe from her. It is a mix of things. She is a bit messy, but owns it. She can get kind of dramatic, but manages to shake shit off and move forward. Her quoting from Silence of the Lambs was a welcome touch. She's pretty good at reading other people (not read in the drag sense) and the lay of the land. She's self deprecating and has a calls it as she sees it style about her.

At least when she's not completely fucked up.

Also, we FINALLY have a chef that understand the importance of appetizers and the concept of a good bread basket.

She's a very good chef too

Rachel is probably the best chef I've seen on Below Deck

[quote] Rachel is probably the best chef I've seen on Below Deck

EAT MY COOTER!!!!

I hate Below Deck Sailing Yacht.

I can't explain it, but there's just not the same appeal as being on a motor yacht.

I hate the fact that none of this staff knows proper table service. Plates are lowered from the left and removed from the right. Over and over the camera catches plates being delivered from the wrong side. If the guests were not cretins like the Versailles bunch they’d be totally confused as you anticipate the actions of the waiter and it makes the process much easier for both diner and server. It’s hard to take the interior crew seriously when they don’t know the basics of formal service.

Just the mindless show I needed to watch in quarantine!

I’m disappointed in Francesca’s cunty attitude towards Elizabeth. The eye rolling, the snide remarks and dragging other people into the drama. A professional manager would have handled the situation better instead of acting like a mean girl.

Notice how this season had very little drinking and off the boat partying after several seasons of wild behavior which sometimes led to near violence. Aside from Rachel (who seems like a fun drunk) everyone kept their drinking to a minimum.

Good finale.

No awkward "last supper" where everyone airs their grievances.

They didn't have a chance to pre-meditate their attacks, so it ended up just being a fun party on their last night on the boat.

The Izzy/Rob confrontation was the only fake scenario in the finale.

I have to admit the final scene with Eddie and Captain Lee made me tear up. I absolutely love Eddie. If he would marry me, I'd want him to be my husband lol.

My favorite scene was Ash hugging Elizabeth goodbye while giving side eye to the camera.

Eddie and Captain Lee made me tear up also. Eddie is obviously good at his job but still manages to have a great sense of humor. Love Eddie!!

Rachel is still psycho.

Eddie explained why she went off at the birthday cake.

He said that she was embarassed because she had cancelled the cake, but it showed up at the table any way. She felt like it was her fault, and it made her look bad.

In actuality, I'm sure that production had the cake sent any way, even after Rachel cancelled it.

They really are a bunch of nasty cunts at BRAVO.

Oh I know about the cake stuff. I just meant in general. She's still psycho. But yes, Bravo are a bunch of nasty cunts. They also made it look like the rest of the cast was mocking Elizabeth's birthday when she wasn't there, but they really just wanted dessert.

R177 Izzy is sour and bitter and negative. I seriously don't get why she's so popular. Is she good at her job? Yes. She deserves credit for that and for how she handled Rob. But on the other hand she has a horrible personality. Eddie is also good at his job but he's a lot more positive, which makes him a lot more fun to watch.

Does Eddie have good anal hygiene?

Asking for a friend.

Eddie implied that Elizabeth is a slut. Rofl.

When asked "Who is the bigger flirt, James or Elizabeth?" he said Elizabeth.

Andy Cohen questioned, are you sure?? And he said, "yeah." Rofl!

So I guess Rob skipped the reunion to avoid another Izzy confrontation?

When is the reunion, R197?

yeah, when is the reunion?

Reunion is on Monday in the regular BD time slot. BD Sailing Yacht starts following week.

The biggest disappointment in this season for me was realizing what a complete dickhead Rob is. When he came on the show, I thought he was gorgeous and laid back and just an overall cool guy.

Just goes to show how appearances are deceiving.

I love how Francesca did the big firing drama of Elizabeth, then the season was cancelled the very next day! Ha!

Elizabeth is a witch and cursed the show!

James is posh-ish. Him mom was on an island vacation during their call. She drinks and plays golf all day. And looking at his Insta kinda confirms it.

[quote] The biggest disappointment in this season for me was realizing what a complete dickhead Rob is. When he came on the show, I thought he was gorgeous and laid back and just an overall cool guy.

[quote] Just goes to show how appearances are deceiving.

I was disappointed too.

With introverted people like Rob, it's hit or miss.

They can be quiet, shy, and nice.

OR, they can be complete psychopaths. I'm thinking that Rob is the latter.

Too bad. He's cute.

Colin has been mooseknuckling like crazy on Galley Talk, damn boy! Bobby seemed really queeny when he was mocking Elizabeth...”I’m in love!!!”

Rob did an AMA on Reddit yesterday, very eye opening information about how fake the show is. Interesting that the crew is basically locked in a hotel in between charters, and it sounds like there’s an actual crew, other then them, who takes care of the boat. Enjoy!

Rob sounds like a bitter pill.

Is the reunion on Monday?

This reunion show is all Elizabeth....yuk, and Jeezus how much makeup does that girl have on???

The blonde hair looks horrible on Elizabeth. I do feel sorry for her though. She seems sweet, but not very street smart.

Izzy said Rob was mean to the film crew and had no interest being on the show. Sometimes he refused to speak on camera. I believe it. The reunion was dull. Captain Lee barely spoke. Not one of my favorite seasons.

Shane is such a whiny little snowflake bitch.

He has a really nasty attitude for such a "zen" and "chill" supposed "surfer dude."

Fucking twat!

It was nice of Izzy to say something positive about Shane. Elizabeth really shouldn’t speak. I don’t know if she’s nervous or an idiot but she should listen and think before she speaks.

Rob was only on the yacht for 9 DAYS??? It seemed like weeks on the show.

If you’re going to be so negative about me, r212, I’m going to click the little x on this browser tab and never come back.

God, Elizabeth is stupid. Can she even complete a sentence? And she seemed to take every opportunity to shove her tits into the camera lens during the reunion.

I still think Ash is the biggest cunt of 'em all. A wolf in sheep's clothing.

Elizabeth is an idiot, but she's the perfect reality TV show idiot because she's not genuinely troubled like Caroline or possibly mentally ill like Leon.

I agree that Ash is likely a mean girl, but she had no story whatsoever other than being the competent one in relation to idiotic Elizabeth

Elizabeth looked like Leigh Bowery dressed for the Ice Capades. She really is insufferable. When your entire team and the captain agree that you were not good at your job it’s time to rethink your own incorrect assumptions. She should have profusely apologized.

Eddie was looking quite attractive, very bear like, with his beard. It suits him. Rocky would still hit that

What a fucking boring reunion

I think Eddie looks better without the beard.

R221 Agreed. He's got a beautiful face. The beard obscures it.

Eddie is hot, beard or no beard.

R223 Those eyes. And I wish I had hair like him.

I think Eddie's beard is trying to hide a little bit of weight gain.

eddie is sooo awg. ya'll are easily impressed.

[quote] eddie is sooo awg

That's what makes him so hot.

He's an All-American boy, which is VERY sexy.

R227 Oh, yeah? Well, ask him to pull out his cock and we'll see who's hotter.

Speaking of great feet, Kelly's on Galley Talk, always barefoot and playing with them...beautiful

[quote] Kelly's on Galley Talk, always barefoot and playing with them...beautiful

I'd rather see Kelley playing with his Johnson.

Well, that to R230

Does Kelley still have a "girlfriend."

I don't buy it for one second that he's straight.

That picture at R230 looks like something you'd post to Grindr or on a gay dating site.

Remember the season that poor, deluded deck hand was in love with Kelley?