Presley Gerber is on vacay with his girlfriend

He looks worse than Madonna.

On vacation from what? He looks flasque and dirty.

Yikes

Stay away from drugs, kiddies

[QUOTE] Looking.... good?

Uhh.... no?

Wtf happened to his teeth?

Those nasty tats.

Is they trans?

who?

This hot mess just keeps getting messier! Gold teefs? Really? Good lord.

Christ, what a fucking trash bag. Is he trying to out-skank Aaron Carter & Post Malone?

Oh lord! That hideous rap 'culture' has fucked everything up.

Teeth? What bout his nose. WTF? It looks like it's melted then solidified.

He looks like the meth heads who always come bother you for money for their dogs and then pissed when you give them some dog food

Boy is he ever going to regret THIS look ,if he lives long enough. What a shame.

Meth head. He used to be so beautiful

He looks trashier than Aaron Carter. How is that possible?

I hope Daddy for him a fentynl test kit. I hope he's not too fucked up to use it

[QUOTE] Meth head. He used to be so beautiful

All he had to do was lift weights, put on some muscle and he could’ve become one of the hottest guys on the planet. But that wasn’t good enough for him.

He wasn’t THAT good looking. Some of you are reaching.

who is he???

I bet if they had given birth to another boy he'd be a hottie. Can't believe he came out of these two attractive people.

He’s a mess.

Cute couple

r10 Mission accomplished. With flying colours.

r19 Absolutely, he ain't all that. However, he certainly has the potential to easily look better than a methed out prison bitch.

Kaia is clearly the golden child of the family. She has issues as well, but manages to keep it together in public.

Hopefully, he'll live to see his 25th birthday.

Indeed, R25. I realize he's set for life, but I wonder about some of the other people who model for a living, who are eating themselves up with tattoos. There have been very few models with tons of tattoos who've had great modeling careers BECAUSE THEY DIDN'T FUCK WITH THEIR FACES.

The face tattoos (unless they're indigenous, and even then...) are a passing trend in fashion. And I predict very few of them (if any) will continue to get really good/great work in the coming years/decades.

They can be lasered off.

Presley is the difference between rich kids in LA and those in NYC

You have some showbiz progeny in LA who don't see college as an option and go on to "act". "model" and create "music" while essentially living off their parents who haven't really been paying much attention to them as they're busy with their own careers and thus feel sort of guilty.

Versus NYC, where there are plenty of trustafarians, but they all need to go to Oberlin or Wesleyan first before their parents will start supporting them and thus generally have a much less "pop culture victim" vibe.

He looks like a junkie. Early on in the pandemic he was being forced to work at his dad’s Mexican restaurant. Now he just seems to be back to abusing drugs and wandering around aimlessly

Isn't California still on lockdown? WTF is he doing traveling around and exposing people?

He'll go one of two ways: OD before the age of 30 OR he'll get it together in his late 20s, go full corporate working for his dad's company, laser off the tats and find a socialite bride, and pretend his youthful meth phase never happened.

Doesn't look good, but at least he's not anorexic anymore. There may be hope for him yet, if he sands the tattoos off, gets rid of the gold tooth, and gets some goddamn sense.

He must be so jealous of Kaia.

He has a passably handsome face, but the body is unfortunate. No ass whatsoever and legs like baseball bats. You could use his chest to scoop water with.

Wtf happened to his teeth?

I was thinking that too; if there's one thing that celebrities care about (aside from not being fat) is your TEETH!!

[quote] They can be lasered off.

Painful as hell and takes quite awhile. May be easier and faster by the time he decides to do it tho.

What kind of parents were Cindy and Rande? Both of their kids seem to be self-destructive.

No cigarettes on the table? He looks like he would smoke.

Interesting that neither his parents nor his sister "liked" his post. Cindy must be horrified at what he's turned into.

he's definitely on drugs. I remember his parents wanted him to go to rehab (if my memory serves) when he got the face tat. not sure if he went. Just saw the headline...

So much conformity with these kids

The Aaron Carter meets Justin Bieber mash up nobody asked for!

So fucking gross.

His dad is too busy hooking up with other guys, to notice that his son is lashing out.

I don’t get it. Cindy Crawford was considered one of the most level-headed of The Supermodels. She wasn’t known for partying, drinking, or doing drugs, and she seemed to take pride in having brains and a strong work ethic. Her kids’ behavior can’t be solely attributed to Rande Gerber, and at the end of the day Cindy played a role in raising some fucked up kids. Presley is clearly worse and on the road to joining the 27 Club (and that’s being generous considering he has several years to go).

It’s a shame. He’s from a family of gorgeous people and he stood out as being the best looking among them. Now he looks like trash.

Kaia is taller than her mom?

How tall is she?

Anyone for a threesome?

Is Mr. Gerber still M I S U N D E R S T O O D ?

CREEPY.

More money than brains or style.

Hold on, is the gf Asian? We all know what THAT means.

r46 Isn't Randee secretly boo'd up w/Clooney?

R13, that's similar in brilliance to this gem from a Post Malone thread:

[quote]He looks like someone who would offer to mow your lawn for half a pack of Marlboros

Ruined. For. Life.

At first I was cracking up at the comments, then I was annoyed that everyone else said “Aaron Carter” first.

And now I’m angry that he wasted everything he was given, to look like trailer trash. He has natural good looks and he squandered them.

Idiot.

r47 Clearly Cindy partied. It would have been impossible to live through that scene in the 90's and not party. Yet she managed to show up and be professional. She passed some of that to Kaia, but obviously not Pressy.

R47 he is far from the best looking in that family, yet alone photo.

You had me ay 'girlfriend'. I thought this kid was gay.

Who to the what now?

Yeah - I think the Aaron Carter comparison is dead on. What is it with rich white kids trying to act tough with tattoos and pseudo-thug behavior?

Wow. This is sad. Doesn’t look like a good situation.

What Caribbean island was desperate enough for American dollars to let this White Trash in for his "vacay"?

Really, it’s all Chet Hanks fault, he started this.

R61, isn't it just rebellion against his rich, successful parents and luxury upbringing? He obviously doesn't have to make a living, and he probably got tired of not being taken seriously or always being known only as the son of a supermodel/tequila billionaire.

It's really funny, though, to see this child of affluence posing as white trash.

R63 Well, the Bahamas for one is open for those influential TikTokers, not to mention Armie and his Cayman adventures doing his annual visitation with his children.

r66 I didn't come to DL to see the D'Amelio troll sisters ugly faces!

R67 I’m willing to gaze upon their horrific visages if there’s a chance I might see Lil Huddy’s lil huddy..