PART 2 Hilaria Baldwin Reacts to People Questioning Her Accent & Heritage

How you say, no it doesn't, pendejo.

You must be on el laptopo, Abuelo/R1. On mobìl esta finito.

I loathe the NY Post, but I LOVE that cover. Can we cancel Gwyneth next?

Is this any worse than Geraldo Rivera pretending to be Puerto Rican?

[quote]So much self-loathing. So many people thinking that adopting another identity will make them more interesting.

The trans fad in a nutshell.

I picture Alec locked in the bathroom with seven kids, three nannies and Hillary on the other side, Hillary sobbing “Por favor Papí, lo siento! Open , how I say, open el puerto!”

El linko par favor OP

Whoops, R7. Hope you brought your appetito so you can truly relish it.

New York Post covers are on 🔥🔥🔥 this week!

The intensity of the attention whoredom from this woman indicated she is a nut.

But this all helps Alec keep a higher profile, he will have to work until he drops.

¿Cómo se dice 🥒?

I have a sister in law who’s like this. Exchange student to Brazil, and most of her came back fake Brazilian speaking portuguese. A real Brazil nut. Changed her name, named all her kids Brazilian/Portuguese names, married a half-Brazilian American who’s a small college prof of...brazilian poli sci! There’s a niche for an academic! And now she’s in her fifties, living in Davenport Iowa, the batty old lady down the street who talks to her dog in portuguese. Yippee!

She must be one hot piece of ass because she is absolutely Cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs. Alec was HAF when he was young and still sells the Daddy Bear bit but he must be deranged himself to put up with her.

Well, you know those Baldwin boyz.

When she’s glammed up, she looks like the poor man’s Catherine Zeta-Jones.

Thank God, Elaine stritch didn’t live to see this. She’d turn to drink.

So, can the parents come home now from their hostage situation in Spain??

Hilariavita, she will next claim Argentina as her country of origin and spiritual homeland.

Lol, the Post always has the best covers.

My schadenfreude has been running on all four burners today, if she thought 2020 was a bad year before she is now in for a whole world of hurt for the months ahead. I hope people start bringing cucumbers to her door and piling them up.

Don't cry for me Barthelona!

She must be relatively well liked in her personal life, because tons of people knew she was faking it and it didn't come out before now. Her public persona is obnoxious and yes she has always seemed nuts.

I remember reading about her and this lie on dl a while back. I couldn’t believe that she was getting away with this weird little scam in this day and age.

This is looong overdue and I LOVE that it blew up in her face over her being a whiny little bitch about Schumer “body shaming” her.

I just wanked to Alec’s bizarre, rambling defence of Hilaria. He is soo bi... I can surmise from the shape of his mouth alone that he loves sucking cock. IYKYK.

Fuck he’s pathetic and retarded though, and for an actor he’s failing spectacularly to mask his realisation of the truth. He’s obviously crushed and barely making an effort to delude himself. Skip to the last couple of seconds of the video where he whispers “When you love somebody you wanna defend them” and squints at the camera. What the fuck is going on lol, is he being held hostage? Poor guy... I’d be putting both of them on suicide watch.

That, "When you love somebody," bit was one of the finest line readings in his storied career.

Lol what a sad old loser

The Datalounge queens were all over this years ago. I thought they were being extra-mean and piling on because of Alec's Rage Event Du Jour that was all over the papers at that time. Months later, I was listening to Alec's podcast and he made a reference to "my wife 'eeeeeeLARRR-eeeeaaa' and I realized the queens had been right. The bitchery had not been pointless.

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I feel like this marriage is a murder suicide waiting to happen.

Have any of their celebrity “friends” or any of the Baldwin brothers publicly offered their support?

R30 Ireland and her huge tits have.

What's worse, that Cambridge-bred Hillary impersonated una española all this time or that Trump impersonated Alec Baldwin for the last four years?

just to think, amy took down this fake latina witch.

Thank you...Amy Schumer? Feels weird but right.

I don't really like all this. Who gives a fuck if she adapted a Spanish accent. Are they trying to make her commit suicide here?

I dunno, I don't really get it.

This bitch lied about her whole life and identity for years. She deserves this.

Also, highly unlikely that a narcissist like Señora Baldwin would ever commit suicide. They've undoubtedly hired more PR people who will try to help them spin this in some delusional way.

Alec is still sexy but the IG video...uh...

Her private high school was 65k a year. She’s a spoiled narcissistic brat married to an even bigger douche bag. Pooooor kids. At least two will OD before the age of twenty.

I took a look at her insta, at least one of her kids look "special"

She’s a dumb cunt, end of story, but I’m only just realising how dumb Alec is and it’s a little shocking

This all seems really mean. The woman may have some mental problems, and is annoying. Is the really a reason for the villagers to go after her with pitch forks and torches?

Maybe I'm just getting old. I don't like this whole thing.

His little "pack" is a pack of lies!

R41 if it helps she's filthy fucking rich, so that should soften the blow.

R41, are you always this compassionate? Somehow I suspect not.

Nobody's piling on some poor suburban matron. This woman wants to be the icon of all the poor suburban matrons.

Lying is breaking the social contract, between two people or however many. When lies become tolerated 'truth,' there is no contract anymore.

She's the Black Widow!

Alec likes her snacho cheese.

Her obsession with being pregnant & posting the miscarriage stories.

She ain’t Chrissy Teigen...Hilary is un loca.

Actual film footage of Hillaria locked in her basement this evening ....

It's the fake accent that is the real killer. If she had merely said she was Spanish but spoke with an American accent, she would not be being read to filth right now, despite the fact that she's a shameless and overly egotistical media whore.

Now that Hilaria will have more free time, maybe she'll finally brush Carmen's tangled hair.

Mystery solved why those kids came out with blue eyes and blond hair.

R13 Well she did show her ass to the paps when she was going out with him.

Omfg. That NY Post takedown was brutal.

If she had only said she was an American with a love for Spanish language and culture, no one would have given two shits. I hope her hubris destroys her media presence.

how long before the divorce?

But then she never would have bagged her Baldwin, R55. Hillary’s grift involved becoming a Selma Hayek-esque La-teeen-ah. Her plan worked, but now they’re so deep in the lie, they have to double down.

She's Hillary from Boston.

How you say, "cucumber?"

Madonna and Johnny Depp did this too. She faked a bad British accent and he was somewhere between French and retarded.

poor carmen!

Hilaria is the perfect name for her, is it not?

How long do you think Alec will go along with this?

Alec looks like he smells like Listerine. He looks like he farts in bed a lot. His face looks lymphy for someone married to a health nut.

She is a real weirdo. Her hair is allegedly blonde and she was fair skinned all through school. This reminds me of the Irish guy who passed himself off as Native American. I don’t recall the name, but Pierce Brosnan made a film about it.

Remember that white guy who declared himself a Filipina woman?

This guy;

Does anyone know what Ireland thinks of Spain?

I just remembered that Johnny Depp also lied and claimed that he is Native American. There is absolutely ZERO proof that he has any NA blood. He is whackadoodle.

What a weirdo pretending to be something she isn’t.

[quote]If she had only said she was an American with a love for Spanish language and culture, no one would have given two shits.

Exactly. Even an obsessive Iberophilia isn't going to make anyone sharpen their pitchfork or drive a husband to make a bizarre defense in the name of love.

Alec said in his IG comments that she was born in Boston but grew up in Spain

Laugh 😆 all we want, she landed Alec’s Balds for the Win!

& Selma got a billionaire.

Salma got the billionaire, Selma got the Bridge 🌉!

The Post hates Alec over politics. Don’t delude yourselves. They’re attacking liberals again.

Madonna faked an accent but didn't claim to be English for crissakes. And Madonna was playing with received mid-atlantic accent years before she married Guy and moved to England. It came out when she was interviewed. She was trying to appear intelligent and classy so she put on that accent.

So Alec is claiming this is fake news?

Now that the NYPost has a hold of this, they will not let it go. They are going to hound those two, unearthing all sorts of old videos without an accent versus her current affectation. I'm kind of torn - she seems insufferable & wildly pretentious, but she also seems genuinely bonkers. Alec should've quietly got a vasectomy before having all those kids with a crazy woman.

Will there be a story about how she alone brought yoga to the masses in Spain, which didn’t have it until she returned triumphantly and introduced it to her country?

The Post hates Alec but he's easy to hate. Getting into a fight with a guy for taking his parking space.

He was smoldering hot 🥵 in that video around R300 of part 1! Just seething underneath and probably lightly medicated but very handsome!

One look at her Instagram and it’s clear Hilaria deserves this.

The Post hates Alec because they're rightwing Murdoch trash.

I can't convince myself to ally with a far-right Trump-loving rag on this issue. Alec is a mess but that doesn't mean the Post is right or good or justified.

If Alec Baldwin bashed a gay man in the street, raped him with a broom handle then finished him off by smashing a cinder block down on the gay man's head until he was dead and the New York Post reported on it, R83 would defend Baldwin. Good to know.

This is not news to me, and I thought it was already public knowledge that she’s a big old fake. And that she targeted Alec.

The affectation is harmless. The doubling-down and folie a deux isn’t.

Alec could just shrug and say “yeah, but look at her - she’s smoking hot and the mother of my five kids. What can ya do?” like any other man. His ego puts him in a tough spot, too.

I'm still waiting to hear from their (real) Spanish friends.

Can you imagine what the (no doubt) Spanish nannies and maids have to think about this bitch while they listen to her mangle their language and put on her Charo routine?

R83, It’s not like Baldwin’s a politician. Just about every actor is a democrat. And the post has been harsh on Baldwin for years because he’s a complete asshole.

[quote] It’s not like Baldwin’s a politician. Just about every actor is a democrat. And the post has been harsh on Baldwin for years because he’s a complete asshole.

Don't be ridiculous. There are an absolute shit ton of conservative celebrities, first of all, and no, the Post isn't being righteous here. This only made the Post because Hilaria is married to the guy who makes fun of Trump.

It's also the height of many ridiculous things.... this fool has made a spectacle of herself and now it's crashing down. While I don't doubt there is some hand rubbing going on at the Post I'd bet twenty the NYT will elegantly slide the knife in, in due course, with a sober examination of what drives people to pretend to be something they are not in very public ways.

^ And for the same reason as the Post, just wearing white gloves so as not to leave the grimy fingerprints.

I'd bet twenty the NYT will elegantly slide the knife in, in due course, with a sober examination of what drives people to pretend to be something they are not in very public ways.

And You Think Trump Supporters Are Bad: Try Pretending You're Spanish - A Study of the Bizarre Marriage of Alec Baldwin

By Maggie Haberman

The Times has been pretty eager lately to take internet brouhahas and turn them into front page "human interest stories" that are really more about trolling and racebaiting.

It's been slowly getting worse and worse, but there's an unmistakably steady increase of sketchy articles in all legitimate news outlets, even NYT and WaPo. If the Times reports on this, it'll hopefully be a thoughtful longform piece in a few months, but they could just as easily choose to do a hit piece in a couple of days.

R88 The New York Post has been calling Alec out on his shit for the past 20 years ever since his messy divorce from Kim. Way before Trump even considered becoming president. Not everything is about your bogeyman of choice Trump, darling.

R45 if Baldwin hadn’t have had an unrequited thing for Salma than we would have never had Hilaria.

So has she banned her parents from coming back to the US since she married Baldwin? Wry cringed article of Baldwin perpetuating her Spanish heritage link at the link

But if she really was born in Boston but grew up in Spain is she a liar? Or is there a proof she grew up in States? If she really is faking all of this then she deserves an Oscar. Acting like you are a foreigner, faking an accent, even remembering to "forget" certain english words during the interview. Brilliant

R95 She didn't grow up in Spain. She grew up and went to high school in Boston.

Yes, there is "a proof" she grew up in the US. Her mother was here in medical school when she was born and she said herself she was born in Boston. There are people who went to school with her in the US, yearbook photos of her at a US high school, and relatives who said she only went to Mallorca on vacation.

She's not brilliant.

She didn’t “grow up” in Spain. It was a holiday destination. Even if you spend every summer of your childhood in Maine/Montauk/wherever, you don’t say you “grew up” there. You summered there. Someone like Hillary would know this.

Hilaria OyeBalsa Tomas

Also, even when they come back unable to say "hungover" correctly, American Swiss boarding school alums never claim to be Swiss. This ... creature is American. Flat overly worked out white girl ass too- Alec should known the blood was not spicy!

Alec is a ragey nut but I’ve liked him in everything I’ve seen him in. Used to like his podcast—the one where he interviewed people. It was good.

The wife seems pretty messed up. I’m basing my diagnosis more on the multiple pix of her holding kids in her underwear rather than the Spanish accent. I’m sure these two nuts will be fine—just hope the kids are, too.

with a name like Hilaria , anyone can tell right away how loca she is.

R100, now that we're unraveling it- I've never known a Spanish mother to mix the whore and Madonna, breast feeding in extremely sexy lingerie, the way Hilaria does. (My partner's sisters are all Spanish-American Catholic and their friends, but they're not interested in Hilaria). Her extremely uptight attitude regarding her body and food is actually to opposite of most of the Spanish women I know (except on anorexic lawyer who is roundly YELLED AT for not eating enough).

Her grift was actually culturally inaccurate.

NY1 just mentioned this story. LOL.

If only the Post would give the same treatment to Vairst Letty- The architect who speaks 7 languages/dumb whore, illegal alien, Epstein "model"

R104 When you can't defend the indefensible, bring a Trump into it. Amirite?

R105, R104 is not wrong. There is a double standard here. And Hilaria is just some woman married to a celebrity. She may be annoying, but it's not like she's the First Lady representing our country. Melania has a lot to answer for.

Alec is an asshole. Everybody knows this. He got into fights with photographers, with people over parking spaces, he called someone a faggot ( I think it was ny post employee).... Years before he played orange turd on SNL

"How do you say? 'Cu-cum-ber'?"

That's my favorite bit.

[quote] Melania has a lot to answer for.

Then start a thread about her. This one is about Hillary Baldwin.

So, how will Hilaria and Alec dig themselves deeper into a hole today? And if you don’t have anything nice to say, come sit by me.

R1 Pendejo is not very spanish. In fact in Spain nobody uses that work unless they are faking a mexican accent

It’s been a while since I’ve been there, but I’m pretty sure they have cucumbers in Spain.

Alex should perform this the next time he is on SNL.

I think that's the point, R111, they were badly pretending to be Spanish, a la Hilaria.

R107, don’t forget repeatedly punching holes in walls and driving a costar to quit.

She tells her daughter she’s a POC and shows her her fake tan for MLK Day. This may be the straw that breaks the endorsements and gets her cancelled for good. She probably got that tan playing tennis.

R116 And does she finish off that little teachable moment with the information that he got murdered for it? Well, at least it wasn’t a Cesar Chavez teachable moment with her rolling her “Rs” and over pronouncing Spanglish words.

why do we care? She can self identify any way she wants.

Here's what I don't get, cucumbers seem to be very popular in Spain. Cucumbers aren't rare there. She must have thought the cucumber was native to America? What's funny is that in 2011, the year she met Alec, Spain was going through a pretty public incident where it was thought that their cucumber crop kicked off that year's global E. coli scare. Cucumbers and Spain became a very big news item that year.

As for R118, you can leave. There isn't enough time in the day to explain the subtle layers at play here.

R56 No divorce. Baldwin knew. Besides he's so pig headed he will refuse to relent or give in. Besides what other woman would touch him now? The "Bloviator" is bloated, has a lot of baggage and kids

Any celebrity in their right mind does a background check on their potential marriage partner. He knew what was up and liked that it made him more interesting and have him more attention. All about image. Always. They just got caught....And it is Hilarious.

^ *gave. Sorry.

R119 What are you on about? She acted like she couldn't remember the word cucumber, not like there are no cucumbers in Spain

Anyone who pimps out their kids on social media is a dreadful, narcissistic creep. The kids have zero choice in the matter and those images will be publicly available forever. I hate it so much.

There’s always an R118 in one of these threads.

*a not an

No, I think "an" is correct, "an arr eighteen" and not "a arr eighteen."

So people from Spain are considered latino and non-white (or at least severely exotic) in the US? What about southern Europeans in general? Is Melania considered black by US practitioners of craniometry?

I think it's been established that Italians are black.

[quote]She may be annoying, but it's not like she's the First Lady representing our country.

I wouldn't be surprised if they both had fantasies of Alec for president. I could easily see her dreaming about being the next Jackie O but with a half dozen kids in the White House.

In hindsight, she’s no worse than all the journalists who sound like they just arrived in the US after trekking from Guatemala whenever the say their names (despite being born and raised in America).

Thanks, R127 - I wasn’t sure and didn’t want to get Oh Dear’d.

Estoy embarazada, pero no stoy embarrassed 😳.

I agree with R127.

R131 Miranda Veracruz De La Hoya Cardinal

R124 Same. All that kid wants to do is draw her little picture.

Do people who have known her since she was the young Hillary in Boston actually call her “eee-LAR-ia”? In Spanish, the “H” would probably be silent. I don’t think I’d be able to do it without outright laughing in her face.

At the end of the last thread someone mentioned her involvement in an unnamed yoga cult. Based on the location and timeframe of her yoga career I’m guessing it was Yoga to the People? There was some Nxivm-level craziness going on there.

Those of you in the Bay Area who have heard about the mask-free, pro-Trump yoga studio that has racked up over 700 toothless warnings yet remains open to this day, the owner is a YTTP transplant.

R128, the way the regulatory descriptions are written race and ethnicity are two separate categories; with only Hispanic and non-Hispanic ethnicities tracked/reported. So on spreadsheet each ethnicity is broken down by race. Hispanic - black, non-Hispanic Asian.

And the way Hispanic is defined is a person Cuban, Mexican, Puerto Rican, South or Other Spanish culture or origin, regardless of race. So yes that includes people from Barcelona. Any time you see information about diversity and the numbers look comparably good for Hispanics, be aware that could be mostly European Spaniards with a stray Sephardic Jewish person thrown in and no one that might reasonably be considered to have a recent history of ethnicity based oppression in the United States. It’s a problem equivalent to allowing Dutch Afrikaneers (sp?) to identify as African Americans, which thankfully we don’t do.

She's going to claim it was all a long-running practical joke and change her name to Hilarious to prove it.

She’s a dumb cunt, end of story, but I’m only just realising how dumb Alec is and it’s a little shocking

Yeah, I was kind of thinking that too after watching that post at R24; she's bonkers, but they're clearly a matched set.

What I still don't understand is HOW Alec fell for this woman! How does a guy like him, who is so familiar w starfuckers, get taken to the point of marriage by such a random, unremarkable person? Especially since they say he was obsessed w Salma, in what universe is Hillary remotely comparable? Dark hair and a fake accent is really all it takes?? I could understand him banging her, but she truly must be cunning and devious to have played it all the way she did.

Well, the whole fucking family is crazy, aren't they?

R137 I’m sure she got rid of all the people from her Hillary days.

[quote]Do people who have known her since she was the young Hillary in Boston actually call her “eee-LAR-ia”?

People who "reinvent" themselves tend to cut off everyone who knew them in an earlier iteration and if there's any overlap that they can't control, they'll do anything in their power to poison the well and make sure there's no mixing of different groups of their former friends.

I should have included a link becausr references matter.

I think she’s tremendous.

[Quote]What I still don't understand is HOW Alec fell for this woman!

R142, he played along with her. It was as much his fantasy as it was hers. It's amazing they got away with it for so long. That ruse was so easily debunkable.

Those videos where Alec is imitating Hilaria’s accent and constantly dropping that she is “from Spain” are hilarious and very re-watchable. This couldn’t have happened to two more deserving assholes.

Alec is not known for being a calm, understanding person. Even if he was totally in on this fiction, he’s going to start resenting her, with or without her little baby factory.

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Ewww that picture ^^^ I feel I can be superficial since she is, and her whole “brand” is showing off on Instagram. She looks like an old hag, and rather mannish. Salma Hayek is a lot prettier than that, Alejandro got a cheap masshole copy of spicy Latina.

Him meeting her was a set-up.

A restaurant in NYC he and she used to frequent-Pure Food & Wine. He used to hang there, she knew the owner.

Owner told her when Alec was there and Hilary pretended to be Salma Hayak.

R152 We know. That's been said about a dozen times in these threads since yesterday.

There's an easy way for her to instantly put a stop to all the criticism, speculation and jokes. She can announce that she is nos either nob-binary or go all the way and declare herself a trans male named Juan Carlos. The Transtapo will ensure that she then becomes untouchable and exempt from any criticism.

That doesn't look like her @ R150.

Hilaria Baldwin claims she loved Zara ‘before I was in this country’

The Spanish act was wearing thin last month.

Hilaria Baldwin peddled the fashion brand Zara to her podcast listeners in November — proclaiming with an intermittent Spanish accent that she has loved the label since “before I was in this country.’’

“One of the things that I’m obsessed with right now are Zara knits. Their knit clothes, so cute,” the Boston native gushed during her interview with actress Lisa Edelstein of Netflix’s “The Kominsky Method’’ on Nov. 25.

“And I’ve always been a Zara fan,’’ said Baldwin, adding a Spanish lilt to her last two words. “It’s, you know, it is a Spanish brand, and so I’ve known about it since, for very, very, very long time before I was in this country. And I’ve always been obsessed with it.”

The embattled yoga-mat maven, who is married to notoriously hotheaded actor Alec Baldwin, was forced to publicly admit over the weekend that she was born in Boston as Hillary and has no Spanish ancestry — after being called out for portraying herself as a Mallorca native who sometimes has trouble speaking English.

Hilaria said she spent part of her childhood on Spain’s island of Mallorca, a playground for the rich and famous, after her parents moved there, although she went to high school in Massachusetts.

A Twitter user who posted a photo of Hilaria from her high school yearbook said the now-famous alum was considered nothing but a “basic white girl from Cambridge” at the time.

Hilaria was talking about Zara clothing during the segment at the end of her “Mom Brain” podcast called “Favorite Things.”

It’s her.

Some of you seem to be taking this very personally. Truly, who the fuck cares?

It's akin to getting a huge face lift or new tits or a butt lift or cheating on a spouse and lying that you don't have a spouse/family to the new parter or hiding in the closet.

You don't like something about yourself, change it. If you really hate something about yourself, you lie about it.

At best, this is a huge ego run amok. She'll get some therapy and it'll all go away.

Go ahead and unclutch the pearls, ladies.

From a Reddit thread:

Who's ready for some Tea?

OK here is goes. Soooo, I met Hillary back in 2008. She was my yoga instructor at Yoga to the People. She taught at least two classes per day at the St. Marks location. This is a very important part of the story because Yoga to the People has recently become a hot topic in the media as the owner of the yoga-chain, Greg Gumucio, is a serial abuser and rapist.

At the time, I decided that I wanted to become an instructor. So, I paid the $3K to join the cult (not knowing at the time that it was in fact, a cult). Hillary was deeply involved in the company and had a very close relationship to Greg and his son. At the time, Greg was sleeping with as many as 10+ woman in the "company" and none of them knew of one another. When I first saw Hillary and Greg together, I actually thought they were married because of the way that they interacted and because of how she held and played with said son. When I inquired about it with one of the managers (who I now know he was also sleeping with), she said "I know it's funny right? You would think they were married, but they're not".

In June of 2009 I started the 10 week teacher training coarse. Hillary was part of the teacher training program, and used me as an example in one of her trainings called Felt Sense. During the exercise, I was brought to tears in remembering something that happened to me in my life and everyone was astonished. Whatever. Some of the people that worked in the company were not fans of Hillary because she clearly had the favor of Greg and was awarded the same class times every day. This was a privelege that was awarded to NO ONE. During this time, Hillary was secretly opening her own yoga studio in the West Village called Yoga Vida. The build out took about 6 months, and during this time she was recruiting students from Yoga to the People to come to her new place. She abruptly quit and left YTTP and brought about 100 students and a handful of teachers with her. This "hurt Greg deeply" and upset many fellow teachers.

She and I stayed in touch becuase we had some mututal friends still working at YTTP and she had a live music class that she asked me to do for her (I'm a musician). We lost touch around 2011. This is when she met Alec and I subsequently escaped from the cult.

After she met Alec, she started her new life and I couldn't get a hold of her anymore. She started to adopt her new persona and drop her old life.

Fast forward to July of 2020, when an IG account called YTTP Shadow Work emerged. It is a page that was created anonymously to expose the abuses that had been going on at Yoga to the People since it's founding. I started communicating with Vice, The New York Times, Jezebel Mag, and New York Mag about everything I knew (which was A LOT). I let the writers know about Hillary because she was deeply involved, and also because her platform could help expose the abuse during this very important #metoo era. I even emailed her old Hillary Thomas e-mail and urged her to make a statement. Her publicist got back to Vice saying "Hilary will not be making a statement and she asks that you support her privacy". I was very disappointed.

She was not spanish when I met her. She was really into ballroom dancing. She never hurt me personally but I did question her integrity based on how she handled opening her new studio, and not speaking out about the abuses at YTTP. She says she wants privacy, but her life is on constant display. She preaches body positivity, but her posts can be very damaging for young girls on IG who think that shit is normal or something to aspire to. That's all I got. I'm happy to answer any questions.

Piss off, Alec aka R158.

R158 must be lying about everything in his/her life too.

They both need to be cancelled! FUCK THEM CUNTS!

what’s up with her brows?

botched microblade?

Photo of Alec yesterday.

Looks like he was also crying on the other side of el puerto!

Being Latino is not a race. It's an ethnicity/cultural background. Ergo, there are Latinos who are white, Latinos who are black, Latinos who are every shade in between (e.g. "brown" though I hate that term).

Why is this so hard for people to understand? A simple trip to Latin America (or Spain) would clear this up

Don't you all have better things to do than vulture over a no-name woman? What a bunch of little bitches.

Piss off Alec AKA R166!

Someone needs to kick her hueso de la vagina!

A nice photo of the lovely couple. The Daily Beast is on it.

She has a tight bod, but she looks like every other yoga-obsessed mom. I don't get her appeal. Did he just want a baby machine?

r105 , You ignorant slut. What's worse a grifting celebrity wife or a vairst letty? Or, perhaps you prefer a Russian Spy who fooled and fucked countless number of Repukeitagains. Who are the victims and what is the damage of each ladies grift? Hmmmmm.

PFfft, this bitch is nothing compared to a professional grifter like Elizabeth Holmes or Ivanka Trump. She ain't ripping people out of their money. If you want to endorse an Insta-ho like Hilaria, that's your own money you're flushing down the toilet.

The Guardian us on it too. Consider the source.

Her parents must be so proud! They raised a great daughter!

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Let's get back to bitching about this bitch, bitches!

Will Alec be playing himself next on SNL?

bitch said she was gonna take a break from social media but it only lasted a few hours lol...fame whore can't stay away.

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R166 excuse you, we're rude thoughtless little pigs

R179 Lordy!

What r41, r124 and r172 said.

I take the same meaningless, shallow, pleasurable glee hoovering this story and thread as I did when Kim Kardashian was rightfully dragged for posting those pix of her trip to Tahiti in the midst of the Covid-19 lock-down.

Live your image by Instagram? The same will die by Instagram.

Baldwin needs her phone taken away and to be monitored while she experiences withdrawals from self- and child exposure addiction.

But truly, Baldwin ain't in the same league as those World-Class Grifters Ivanka Kushner and Melania Trump. Baldwin hasn't looted the US Treasury like those two have.

Alec will probably stand by her for bit, as to not appear bad (plus he got a gaggle of kids with her)

But, my guess is the marriage will be over soon enough. They may still stay married, but on paper only. Plus she closer to 40 than 30 and her baby making days are coming to an end.

Why was this fake latina so obesessed with Alec’s sperm?

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R157. Mothers breastfeeding, even in public, doesn’t bother me at all. I’m always a but peeved when people complain about it. But that selfie of her breastfeeding her kid! With a fancy bra yet! My God! I actually stared at it with my mouth agape for a minute. This broad is a piece of work.

I laughed at the pic at r185. She did all this to nab Alec ?

Alec must be like a pressure cooker, ready to blow at this scandal

Baldwin is a nut job. He won't divorce her. Birds of a feather!

Actually, SNL can help Alec save this situation. He could make a cameo, perhaps on SNL's Weekend Update, where he acknowledges the scandal and finds a funny way to laugh at it himself. In the past, Paris Hilton has done this, and to an extent, Monica Lewinski.

Good lord at r158’s post (the Reddit thread)! She’s a stone cold psycho!

That’s great news for Alec in the case of a divorce. She had him mind controlled or some shit.

I am fascinated by people who can sustain a long con. How do they do it? Why? In this day and age, you’re guaranteed to be outed.

Did Hilaria's college application fulfill NYU's quota for 'Hispanic' students when she was accepted?

[quote]He could make a cameo, perhaps on SNL's Weekend Update, where he acknowledges the scandal and finds a funny way to laugh at it himself. In the past, Paris Hilton has done this, and to an extent, Monica Lewinski.

Even GOOP did it.

Oh good lord R116, she should be cancelled for the phony accented vocal fry voice of hers alone.

This is now:

[quoteYou have to kind of hack your way through the debris of Twitter. Twitter is just a vast orchard of crap.

That was then:

The US media really needs some geography lessons. A Spanish woman is not a "Latina". And Spaniards are Caucasian like the rest of Europe.

They’ll brazen it out and be fine. Alas.

In some pictures, she looked like she was trying for a Penelope Cruz vibe.

I see a Real Housewives of New York City cast member-in-training.

R195, are only women from Mexico, Central and South America included in the "Latina" classification?

What happens if a Spanish couple with a baby daughter emigrate to Argentina? Would the daughter be classified as a Latina but not the mother? How does it work?

I probably should have mentioned that r194 came about because Hillary was caught tweeting about smoothies while she was at James Gandolfini's funeral.

I know this isn’t new news, but I read (think on Twitter) that she has a PR firm to respond to her posts in a“positive light”. The poster named the PR firm

It puts all those positive/supportive posts in a new light

R195 it isn’t just the media, it is also the US federal government.

[quote] She tells her daughter she’s a POC and shows her her fake tan for MLK Day.

R116, you twisted what she said. She was trying to show her daughter that people have different shades of skin color. She did not tell her that she was a POC. I thought it wasn't a bad explanation for a child that age.

There may be plenty of reasons to hate on Hilaria - though I am finding this piliong on a bit too much for my tastes - but this wasn't one of them

Part of me finds this story delightfully dishy, but part of me finds it genuinely scary that she pretended to be from another country to golddig Alec, and kept it up for 10 years. That is pure psycho.

R198 What "classification"? And decided by who exactly?

The Spaniards like the Italians, the French, the Germans....are EUROPEANS.

A Spaniard has NOTHING to to do with Latin America.

Just as Italians have nothing to do with Italian Americans.

God Americans can be dumb as fuck.

Alec didn’t deny any of this in that video, why even make it?

See my previous posts at R139 and R146 dear R204.

She said her family had trouble pronouncing “Baldwin” Oh please oh please tell me her parents have been faking accents this whole time!

R206 Hon, these are classifications made up by the US.

They do not exist in Europe. Are you able to understand that?

The world does not revolve around what Americans...of all people...decide about race and ethnicity..

Let me repeat: the Spaniards are European. Period.

I loved it when idiots like you were calling Pedro Almodóvar a POC at Oscar time.

Spaniards were saying WTF?

STFU about Europe/white/Latino. Focus on the grift.

I agree, R209. Someone is practically getting off on constantly talking about it. Just fucking shut up. We do not CARE.

I want more stories about Hilaria and old tweets, videos, and clips of her acting like a tool.

Yes, of course those classifications are made up and used by the United States government. I described the classification as problematic and misleading in my post at R139. And FWIW, the people who take advantage of those misclassifications are white Europeans who come to the US and then apply quite inappropriately for financial assistance targeted to underrepresented minorities.

Meanwhile we are discussing United States citizens living in the US so the fact that white European Spaniards are treated as Hispanic/Latino by the US federal government at least partially explains why Americans think the grift is so much more meaningful than say pretending to be Irish. (Sorry R209 -hope I brought it back around to the grift for you.)

What I try to say, r207, is mi...mi...how you say...uh, parent? Yes, parent. They pronounth BALD-win instead of Bul-TWEEN.

This is not how you say! We pronounth Bul-TWEEN. Everybody, they know this!

[quote]STFU about Europe/white/Latino. Focus on the grift.

No. You STFU, idiot.

Her trolling as a POC and a "Latina" IS the grift.

I don't think this wackjob "will be fine." Her whole schtick was just taken away from her. She's a total joke now and this will stain her forever.

God Bless Amy Fucking Schumer.

I honestly do not understand why there are 2 million threads about this woman.

[QUOTE] I honestly do not understand why there are 2 million threads about this woman.

There aren’t. There are two.

There’s someone over at The Cut shaming commenters about their Hilaria posts because after all, Hilaria isn’t a public person and she’s inconsequential & it’s not like she’s trying to sell anything. Meanwhile, someone points out that all Hilaria does is try to sell things and get her picture taken and do interviews and sell books, lol.

It’s so awkward when she starts reciting her sales-pitch lines at 4:30.

“Because laundry is my life, and stains are everywhere.”

DL armchair psychologists - please diagnose the poster(s) trying to minimize/downplay this story. Assuming they aren’t her crisis PR team, that is.

She most certainly is getting paid to sponsor/sell stuff. Check out her instagram posts that say “sponsored by....”

She must look really good in person, because she looks very basic (and probably full of self confidence)

And Wendy Williams eats like a pig at the trough.

So, I’ve heard that the wives of wealthy men get paid out special bonuses when they have a child, a set amount like a hundred thousand dollars or priceless pieces of jewelry or other such luxury items and then it clicked that it must be why the Baldwin and Van Der Beek wives keep pushing out so many prodigy. Does anyone know what the arrangement is for the Baldwins? And if it’s a miscarriage do they still get a percentage, that might explain that Chrissy Tiegan fiasco?

R220 I have to assume that they're also compulsive liars and/or full-blown con artists. Who else would try to minimize this fuckery? As I said in part 1 of this thread, those who are most upset about this bitch will be those like myself who have been fucked over by this kind of asshole. The one I unfortunately worked for for two years recently got out of prison on fraud charges for a second time (second time being a three year stint). Some people never learn.

I wish she had been pretending to be black, then she and Alec would be permanently, irrevocably cancelled. We'd never hear from either one again.

R222 some people just want children. Chrissy doesn't have a crazy number and Mrs Dawson is against birth control because its "unnatural"

As full American woman I think she true blue and Spanishki bona fide. Sa thin and attracticuff eeffen eef married to pig man.

I know what marry to pig man like. Ptui.

Vy cannot you leef Hilareeuh alone? Tear emoti thing.

Alec isn't gonna divorce her. As long as she sucks him off daily and fuck him, he ain't gonna complain. He's probably fucking her in the ass coz her vag is wayyyy too loose after 5 kids.

I don’t get it. In that Wendy Williams clip there’s no Spanish accent at all. No comprende.

And I agree with R227. It would be too much of a hassle to divorce her. He’s too old and there are too many kids. And yeah if she does it for him sexually that’s probably all that matters.

Alec is already fucking someone else.

I believe it r229

Now she's saying she mixes up the two languages!

"I'm a little bit insecure about that."

Bullshit! What an ugly bitch. Poor kids. This may be like Marlon Brando's phony-Indian wife. She'll mess up their lives with help from the narcissistic father. Crap.

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Well they say you only dream in your true dominant language, so I’m sure for her it is Spanish.

They need to go back to the motherland, pronto. Barthelona.

Alec has made fun of himself before on SNL. After he got kicked off a plane for refusing to turn off his phone because he was playing Words With Friends, he appeared as the pilot of the plane commenting on the incident.

Not sure he'd cover this on SNL unless it took the perspective of defending Hilaria.

She lied about her place of birth

She lied about where she grew up

She lied about moving to the USA from Spain

She lied about her family heritage and her own heritage

She lied about her native language and having an accent

What I don't get is why her parents or brother didn't out her. Why did they go along with it? I know they all moved to Spain in the last decade but why were they so supportive of her lies? What was in it for them? Money from Alec?

And she had to know she would be called out at some point. So many of her lies are easily disproved and people have been talking about it for years. She has always alternated between accent and no accent. I don't know if she actually over time believed it herself but this wasn't a well thought out or executed con job.

R236 Apparently her parents got a grant from Alec's foundation to start the health organization they run in Spain today. But the reason they didn't rat her out is probably as simple as not wanting to meddle so deeply in their daughter's life. Many parents hope for the best even when their kids are going down a crazy path.

R237 Maybe. I wouldn't expect them to call her out but to enable and go along with it is a stretch. Most families might be like - you do you but we aren't not going to pretend you are someone you aren't.

Do we know if she legally changed her name or was that a lie too?

I don’t know where her brother lives now but he was running a meal delivery service in Medford, MA from 2009-2019. That closed and he has a recipe-video subscription service now, which could be operating from anywhere.

Didn’t she just say, a day or two ago, that her whole family lived in Spain and flew in for her wedding?

R237 That "grant" sounds more like Baldwin paying them to keep their mouths shut about their daughter's fraud so they're not tempted to sell Hillary out to some tabloid. I'm sure an NDA was involved. Once again, for all of Baldwin's ranting and raving about Trump, they're very much alike.

Alec was given a pass for many years because of his political leanings. But the truth of the matter is that he's a nasty piece of work. He's done homophobic shit before and gotten busted on it. And he has a temper.

That's why his impression of Trump doesn't work. Because they're really the same in many respects. Both egocentric windbags who are toxic to be around.

Since they're all working under the same [italic]wellness[/italic] umbrella, I wouldn't be surprised if her parents considered their daughter's assumed identity as being good for business. Maybe it's a family of grifters. The brother looks swarthy as fuck as well. Maybe he gets tanning tips from his Hilaria.

It's clear that Alec more or less paid for her parents to relocate to Spain in 2011 to further perpetuate the lie. He and his grifter wife have received a lot of positive press for their family life. He benefited from her lies as much as she did. I think he was in on it from the beginning.

I haven’t see anything yet about this Baldwin Foundation and their granting process to the parents, can someone provide more information?

Of course the vile Glenn Greenwald defends Señorita Baldwin

Well, not really R52, plenty of blonde, blue-eyed Spanish people.

I just don't get WHY someone does something like this. And on top of that, why other people go along with it and try and protect it. I've met a couple of people in my life who have lied about who they were and it makes them seem unstable enough to not want to have anything to do with them. But they tend to be loners, they don't have others going along with their fantasy life.

But, this story is also very, very funny! I'm with R207, the thought of her parents faking accents has me in tears, even if they don't it's just the thought of it spreading that far that is hysterical.

She's a narcissist who requires constant attention and validation. I'm sure it's been KILLING her not to post on the gram all day.

And what the fuck is going on with her eyebrows? They’re so fake looking and way too big for her face

Fuck Alec Baldwin

R247 What are you talking about? She made a big deal yesterday about taking a break from social media but she was back on it this morning. Grifters gotta grift.

As to Greenwald, a privileged, white woman co-opting a cultural identity - a discriminated against identity - for her personal, financial gain is absolutely the provenance of liberals to criticize. It's more insidiously offensive than the proud boys- at least they're honest. They don't disguise their grotesque use of cultural otherness for personal gain.

This is actually a very big deal.

I’m sure Glenn Greenwald is in his own full blown psychosis of being Brazilian at this point, so he sees a kindred spirit.

R253 Well at least Greenwald actually LIVES in Brazil unlike Hilaria who only vacationed in Spain a couple of times.

Anyone not understanding what the “big deal” is needs to read the Twitter thread where she was initially exposed. There’s a clip where Hilary is speaking in her real voice with no Spanish accent. It also breaks down that she has NO Spanish lineage.

There’s a story about this in The Times. She’s an international joke.

She's made a complete fool out of starfucking Spanish magazine Hola repeatedly and a lot of actual Spanish people are missed that the magazine devoted pages to a fraud instead of them.

[quote]And what the fuck is going on with her eyebrows?

Heavy-handed microblading

can someone explain to me what's the benefit of being a spanish woman? I would understand if she tried to pose as a mexian or latina to tap into the hispanic market or audience, but a woman from spain?

We can pay attention to both, Greenwald

It may not be the ideal kind of attention they’re getting, but it is attention. I don’t think most of us can really appreciate how much people like them thrive on any old attention.

R258 apparently Alec had a thing for Salma Hayek and she blew him off.

And there was a restaurant owner that coached Hilary on snagging Alec and gave her the idea to be “Spanish”. Hilary probably spoke a little Spanish, been to Spain and viola! A Spaniard was born.

Hillary was born into wealth and went to expensive schools. She didn’t need to do this nonsense. She has to be mentally ill.

R258 Ask Eva Longoria. Back when Eva was (briefly) dating Penelope Cruz's brother, Penelope insisted he dump Eva because the knew that Eva was only dating him in order to upgrade herself to Spanish culture and to rub shoulders with Penelope and Javier. Spaniards consider Mexicans to be "gutter people" and their version of Spanish a "gutter language". It's very much like the way Jamaicans and South Africans look down on African Americans.

This is where a good sketch show could take the piss out of both of them and this whole sorry ass, despicable situation, but Lorne being the massive starfucker he is, will of course go easy on him out of loyalty.

It will also be interesting to view how this plays out in the media. Given how much they kissed Alec's ass over playing Dump.

I think they should both be shunned the same way that Felicity and Lori are. The same way Jussie has. This is white privliege at its finest. They perpetuated a fraud on the public.

And clips of Alec lovingly mocking her accent is too much. If he knew it was a lie or didn’t, it’s so cringey

R258, it's moronic Americans like R251 who think this makes her equivalent to the proud boys (who are led by a hispanic/black guy, if I recall)

Spaniards are not latino. Period. they're not folx of color. sorry Americans

“Folx of color?”

R220, I think that person is a lying attention whore just like Hillary and doesn’t like to hear the unvarnished truth.

for some reason the weirdest thing to me is her kids' names. Joaquin Alejandro Cristoforo Inigo MOntoya Baldwin, the fourth!

Basque people are from Atlantis, no? Is that white?🧜‍♀️🧜‍♂️

R267 calls Spaniards "Latinx"

R270 Ridiculous, everyone knows they are Spanishx.

[quote]Spaniards consider Mexicans to be "gutter people" and their version of Spanish a "gutter language".

The French feel the same way about French Canadians.

R271 Spanx

Uh oh... the thread is getting top-heavy and reload-y. It’s been so much fun reading this. I remember this “scandal” from WAAAAY back, I think we discussed it at the formerly-great DListed.

[R274] DL was where I first heard of this and it was a long time ago. DL is formidable! I feel so proud.

Feel to start Part 3, anyone.

Just use a link with a good pic!

Did she even study Spanish literature like her dad did when she was at NYU? Or just an independent study in grifting?

Credit where it’s due: her body is fantastic.

Her face is craggy. She should eat because she looks road hard.

R278 She looks like she has an eating disorder

She has a history with such a thing.

r22 I think people were afraid of the wrath of Alec that's why they didn't say anything

The delisted comments were funny af

Hilaria's sister-in-law Chynna Phillips speaks fluent Spanish too. I wonder if Hilaria and Chynna have conversions in Hilaria's native tongue?

I love the photo of Tina Fey walking into his wedding. It's like she knew what was up.

On 30 Rock, they played with Salma's accent in a dumb, innocent blonde way. The character is in some ways strong and intelligent, and in other ways the innocent wide eyed virgin. Mixing up words in an endearing way.

I think that's what gets him off here. When he takes on her accent, he does it in a silly, overly hapless female manner.

It's like a Spanish version of Marilyn Monroe's wispy innocent but sexy voice, oh so silly and non threatening, and very afraid of the big scary, oh, how you say, penis.

Every time I see someone comment on cucumbers, I think of Jerri Blank grabbing one from the fridge and saying "If anyone needs me, I'll be in my room!"

How could they interview her and not pick up on her being a fraud, R256? Is her Spanish that good? No accent?

Too bad SNL won't touch this because Lorne is friends with Alec and also it will have died down by the time the show comes back.

And here I thought an accent was a liability!

SNL might do something with it. They successfully tricked Colin Jost into trolling ScarJo recently.

Tina Fey and Amy Poehler will be hosting the Golden Globes this year and they will definitely mention it somehow.

This is actually like personality disorder type level shit. Holy fuck she is insane.

Even when I thought she was actually Spanish I found it odd that she named ALL of her kids Spanish names. No honoring Alec's heritage at all. Only hers.

Segura me AlecSsandro!!!! Yo voy commit suicidio!!!!

From the NYT in 2014:

[quote] “I could go back to teaching the yoga and not doing the TV for the rest of my life and be perfectly happy,” she said over sparkling water in an outdoor cafe across from Lincoln Center shortly after the “Extra” shoot. Her voice betrays a slight Spanish accent, remains of a childhood split between Boston and Spain.

Looks like she’s going to be perfectly happy.

I think she has a nice ass, actually, but virtually everything else about her is horrifying. I agree with r291 she clearly has some sort of PD. Probably several. I would laugh if it weren't for those poor kids.

It seems a bit bizarre in itself that an entire family is so obsessed with a country they have zero connection to.

Gringa en la casa!

GRINGA EN LA CASA!

[quote]It seems a bit bizarre in itself that an entire family is so obsessed with a country they have zero connection to.

It's like Jerusalem Syndrome. Or, "Herusalem Syndrome", as Hilaria would say.

Iberian Syndrome?

R297 Gringo is a term used in the Americas, often referring to people from the US.

It's not a European term.

Call me, girlfriend! We have a lot in common!

Has he fucked any of the kids yet? I can help prove it!

Any blue eyes? Maybe the kid is Frank's!

Watch him - he'll try to marry one of the the little ungrateful nips! Keep them in a box!!!!!!!!!

Me, I'm pure Irish Victim Superstar!

Alec had to know. From the NYC website with requirements for marriage licenses:

Listed below is the information you will need to fill out the Marriage License Application:

The application is an affidavit where you and your prospective spouse must list your name; current address; city, state, ZIP code and country; [bold]country of birth; date of birth; name and country of birth of your parents[/bold]; Social Security number; and marital history. When you sign the

Usually I think it’s lazy to call someone a basic white girl but in this case I’m loving it

I can just picture her parents as that kind of several-generations-of-wealth & breeding where they believe themselves to be “eccentrically creative, engaged in innovation and imaginatively productive people.”

I don't see Alec making a joke about this. He's clearly devoted to her (for some reason) and very protective. He'd probably punch someone on the street for saying Hillary.

R303 Yes, exactly. That breeding seems to produce such remarkable offspring as Ms. Lens Dunham and Sra. Hilaria Baldwino.

Has anyone been the victim of a grift?

If I were a company, I'd buy a "sponsored" ad on her Instagram RIGHT NOW. She's never had so many hits.

[quote] it'll hopefully be a thoughtful longform piece in a few months, but they could just as easily choose to do a hit piece in a couple of days

NYT longform journalism is the bane of western civilization. They crank it out because of people like you, who tell themselves that gossip is "highbrow" if it's conveyed in a 10,000 word essay.

Reddit has a sub-Reddit. It’s pretty good

I’m so torn between delighting in this fucked up madness and feeling sorry for her desperation. This year has been the worst but this scandal has entertained me. So thanks Hilaria, or whatever the hell your name is. Hope you and your kids come out of this OK. As someone who has fucked up on a massive scale, everything is fixable if you figure out how to be true to yourself.

Super embarrassing. With all of Alec's political activism, he should have known they were targeted...

Wonder if Alec gives Ireland a monthly allowance. What a load of horseshit on that screed she wrote

Kim hasn’t worked in years, I can’t imagine she’s worth what Alec is worth

R309 Thanks for posting that subreddit! This compilation is wondrous! It's clear that both she and Alec fetishize the culture. They're role playing, and it likely gets them both off... fulfilling each other's fantasies.

Notice how she never gets specific. One interviewer goes, "Both parents are Spanish." She replies, "My, uhhhh, family is mixed of a bunch of different things."

She is definitely mental and to give the poor kids those names lol

Let’s play a little game called “ Remember the time when... “ I’ll start:

Remember the time when they did a couple’s costume for Halloween and went as Ferdinand and Isabella?

Remember the time when she insisted that they only eat Valencia oranges?

I'm on Datalounge r308, of COURSE I don't think gossip is "highbrow." What a fucking stupid thing to say.

Ah, but looking at your posting history, I see you're one of our resident straight ladies who uses the ignore-dar trick to half-heartedly follow people around who disagreed with you once. You don't care about this at all, do you? You just found something I wrote and bitched about it because of hurt feelings.

It's tiring how often that's happening lately. There was some poor DLer in the first Hilaria thread who I'm 100% certain was also getting stalked by someone like you. Get a life.

The first time after Baldwin married Basinger that I heard him mocking her on late night t.v., I knew she would dump him. He's a jerk and probably nuts. Is he in on the grift? No one can keep up that crap 24/7, so of course he is.

I never thought Alec was SO funny that he deserved a pass for his behavior. Hope we've heard the last of both of them.

Hasta luego no!

I haven't had this amount of delightment in a long time. (Maybe Jussie) I find myself grinning with glee.

[quote]Credit where it’s due: her body is fantastic.

The eyebrows on that last video were tragic, though.

Does she speak Spanish?

Remember the time she laid down a moratorium that they only have Spanish omelettes?

Heavy eyebrows are the style now. A few years ago, it was inch-long eyelashes.

[quote] Ah, but looking at your posting history, I see you're one of our resident straight ladies who uses the ignore-dar trick to half-heartedly follow people around who disagreed with you once.

I don't use ignore. Ignore is for losers who follow posters around-- losers such as yourself.

I want to know if she ever went to LA with Alec and if she tried this broken Spanish stuff while there.

It was that they were so sparse and thin yet penciled in to look big and heavy, r325. It was like she'd given her eyebrows a buzz cut.

Remember the time she dressed the kids in yellow and red, the colors of the flag of her home country?

r284 but I bet Chynna's Spanish is better than Hilaria, because she actually grew up around Spanish-speaking people

Remember the time she threw a party and insisted on calling it a fiesta?

It’s so completely cheesy-Spanish. Flamenco, (Mexican) accents, gazpacho, Zara, Majorca, we’re bilingual!, mantillas, handfans, my familia cannot pronounce his last name.....well, it worked for a long time. Datalounge & other sites have long made fun of her nonsense, but mainstream media went along with it, fully knowing this woman coukd t be any more Spanish than Donald Trump was a genius billionaire businessman.

Fucking media playing along with all this shit....

This will be good for her in the long run. Scamming people and thinking everyone is your audience is a lonely, empty way to go through life. The bigger the liar the harder the fall. She's been enabled for too long, it will take a hefty dose of public humiliation to get her attention.

People Magazine took down their recent articles regarding The Hilarious Baldwins. 🤔

Remember the time she said Salvador Dali was her favorite artist?

R328, a procedure known as "microblading" is the cause of the big eyebrows look. Microblading involves temporarily tattooing the skin under (and around) the eyebrows. The tattoos are in the shape of individual eyebrow hairs, and they blend in with the existing hairs.

But if your tattoo artist goes overboard, you're stuck with the heavy look for a few months.

Remember the time she insisted that the only adult drink for brunch was Sangria?

Remember the time she was out with the Baldwinitos and everyone mistook her for the nanny and thought the five actual nannies trailing her were ICE agents?

Remember when she said Carmen was her favorite opera?

Remember the time mamá y papá named her brother "Jeremy" and then couldn't pronounce it?

Remember when I said I didn’t know who steve Martin was in the photo.

Remember when she had her six-year-old daughter perform in a miscarriage video for Instagram and ended the caption with:

[quote]Please no paparazzi...that’s all I ask ❤️

R342 That is truly disgusting. She needs medication.

Remember the time she responded to the current allegations with “Sin commentarios!”

Wow, that is even worse than Teigen's stunt. Yikes.

That clip with the cucumber is hysterical. Miss Hilaria can do no wrong in my eyes after this. She is certifiable and I love it.

Remember when she considered the source?

R342 what an AMATEUR!

Remember the time she taught her children that the river by their house was the Rio Hudson?

That miscarriage video is fucking insane.

[quote]Please no paparazzi...that’s all I ask ❤️

That's some Jenna Maroney shit right there.

I did it best!

And I did it twice!

Given Alec's previous lackluster performance as a parent with his first child, one perhaps held out hope that new family blood coming from his second wife could shape a different history for his next stab at parenthood.

Well that miscarriage video proves beyond a doubt that this second set of children will not have an easy time, and I feel sorry for them.

[quote]And I did it twice!

Bitch, I also did it twice. And at least I bothered to dress for the occasion!

We may need Part Tres soon, this thread is starting to misbehave like the first one.

You know it's bad when PEOPLE magazine is disappointed in you.

R354 Oh my:

[quote]I think it’s important to show the truth...because my job is to help people by being real and open.

That hasn't aged well. Some of the comments are spicy!

[quote]this is a self absorbed woman who needs to put the camera down..............now

[quote]I’ve had 3 miscarriages and never announced publicly in my bra and underwear. Super weird.

'𝑮𝒐 𝒇*𝒄𝒌 𝒚𝒐𝒖𝒓𝒔𝒆𝒍𝒇': Alec Baldwin lashes out after critic calls Hilaria a 'fraud' for 'faking' Spanish heritage

I think the Baldwins are sabotaging this thread as it won’t allow me to post here anymore.

Remember when I was a NYU student and told everyone I was a foreign exchange student studying abroad?

Remember when the only shows I would let the kids watch on TV were the kids ones on Telemundo?

In the wedding picture it looks like she’s fanning away her new husband’s farts of fear: he knew about or suspected the fakery.

AND...Alec weighs in and manages to make everything even worse.

This guy sounds a bit fake, too.

R216, social engineering. Same sources as the endless Markle garbage and all the “Karen” misogyny.

[quote] Please no paparazzi...that’s all I ask ❤️

This should become a DLism.

the New York Times sold its Soul again and ran this puff piece this morning where Hilary continues with the grift

R367. Paywalled. Copy and paste, lazy whore.

Why does he always look so squirrley?

He's not *THAT* famous.

3 or 4 good movies over 30 years, and then a supporting role in 30 rock.

Ok.

He's a well-paid bit player.

The NYT

The first signs that Hilaria Baldwin’s life was going seriously off the rails came from the same place where she usually derives her sense of control. “I started seeing comments on my Instagram,” she said in an interview Tuesday.

“It’s a very strange thing and you can just be living your life,” she said, when suddenly comments begin to mount suggesting that you, a famous person who has shared so much of yourself with your hundreds of thousands of followers, are not who they thought you to be, and you find your very identity the subject of international debate and skepticism.

Over the last week or so, millions of people, cooped up and tired and probably too online at the end of the year, have been surprised to learn that Hilaria Baldwin, 36 and the mother of five children with her husband, the actor Alec Baldwin, is not a Spaniard but an American who was born and raised in Boston and who was known, at least until 2009, as Hillary.

“It’s very surreal,” said Ms. Baldwin who said she had been called Hilaria by family members for most of her life. “There is not something I’m doing wrong, and I think there is a difference between hiding and creating a boundary.”

Part II

For days now, the internet and the news media have dogged her, sharing evidence of Ms. Baldwin speaking in a Spanish accent in this video but not that one, of fluffy magazine spreads in ¡Hola! that cite her as a native Spanish speaker, of a “Today” show clip showing her making gazpacho and asking Savannah Guthrie what the English word for cucumbers is and of a biography posted on the website of Creative Artists Agency, the talent organization, that said she was born in Mallorca, Spain.

Ms. Baldwin is bilingual, and she speaks English with varying degrees of a Spanish accent depending on how happy or upset she is feeling, she said. She didn’t know that ¡Hola! magazine, for which she has twice posed for the cover and which has written some 20 items about her on its English-language website so far this year, repeatedly reported inaccurately that she was a Spaniard because she said she didn’t read articles about herself. She got confused about the word for cucumber because it was one of her first times appearing on live television and she was nervous (“brain fart,” she said). As for the C.A.A. bio, she can only assume the agency used unverified information from the internet to write a sloppy bio. “I rarely at all work with C.A.A. now,” she said. “It was very disappointing.” (A spokeswoman for ¡Hola! declined to comment. A spokesman for C.A.A. declined to comment.)

But all these misconceptions are why she agreed to speak to a reporter for 80 minutes as she cuddled and nursed her infant son. “Today we have an opportunity to clarify for people who have been confused — and have been confused in some ways by people misrepresenting me.”

Gotta admit, I didn't think the Times would run a puff piece for Hilaria to tell her story in, and I can't imagine WHY they would.

Part III

“One of the most important places to start is this idea of boundaries,” said Ms. Baldwin, who invites social media followers into her home life with Mr. Baldwin and their five fair-haired young children by routinely sharing images like her underwear-clad workout routines, innumerable pregnancy selfies and the sponsored diaper-ad videos of her infant son.

“We have this thing called oversharing, which I’ve actually been accused of,” she said. But she says that idea oversimplifies and misunderstands her boundaries. “My children are young enough and I’m just sharing sweet little things of them.”

But when it comes to her parents, well, she even left them out of her 2012 wedding announcement. “Where does something stop being your story and start being someone else’s?” she asked. And, to shield her parents from press attention that would fall upon them simply because their daughter married someone really famous, she said she had purposefully avoided sharing details of her upbringing.

Part IV

The trouble began for Ms. Baldwin on Dec. 21. That is when a woman who uses the Twitter handle @Lenibriscoe (like the “Law & Order” character Lennie Briscoe, get it?) decided to answer her pandemic holiday ennui by thumb-typing out something that had been on her mind. “You have to admire Hilaria Baldwin’s commitment to her decade long grift where she impersonates a Spanish person,” the woman wrote. She went on to post about the accent inconsistencies, clips showing the decidedly non-Spanish, entirely New England establishment bona fides of Ms. Baldwin’s parents and the unfortunate cucumber moment.

She said that Ms. Baldwin’s American upbringing was an open secret among many people in New York and she just decided to make it less secret. “We’re all bored and it’s just seemed so strange to me that no one had ever come out and said it, especially for someone who gets so much media attention,” said the woman, who was granted anonymity by The New York Times because she said she was scared that Mr. Baldwin, who agreed to take an anger management course in 2019 in order to dispose of charges after a fight with a man over a parking spot and has been arrested, escorted from a plane and suspended from a job as an MSNBC host, all in the last decade, would punch her. (A spokeswoman for Mr. Baldwin declined to comment.)

Part V

The tweets took off (“Fake Twitter accounts accusing me of a fake identity!” Ms. Baldwin pointed out with incredulity) and the media found its end-of-December replacement for the fodder usually provided by an unusually restrained President Trump, delivering everything from a New York Post cover to a Washington Post explainer.

Periodistas on the other side of the Atlantic weighed in too, with El Mundo, the widely read Spanish newspaper, writing: “Hilaria Baldwin confesses that she was not born in Spain and her name is not real.”

“The things I have shared about myself are very clear,” Ms. Baldwin said. “I was born in Boston. I spent time in Boston and in Spain. My family now lives in Spain. I moved to New York when I was 19 years old and I have lived here ever since. For me, I feel like I have spent 10 years sharing that story over and over again. And now it seems like it’s not enough.”

Ms. Baldwin said she made her Boston heritage clear to her husband when they met at a vegan restaurant in 2011. She was speaking in Spanish to an Argentine man and his girlfriend who were seated at a table next to one where Mr. Baldwin was seated. “I walked by him,” she said of Mr. Baldwin and he called out to her, “‘Who are you, I must know you, I must know you,’” she recalled. “He said, ‘Where are you from?’ And I said, ‘I’m from Boston.’ That was the first thing I said, that has always been my narrative.” (Still: “My wife is from Spain,” Mr. Baldwin once said, on television, to David Letterman.)

As much as she loves Spain, it was not a topic she wanted to discuss publicly because doing so threatened to intrude upon her parents’ privacy. “I want to talk about the things I am passionate about,” she said. “My intention is not to be an American TV personality. My intention is not to be a Spanish TV personality. My intention is to talk about health and fitness and being a mom.

Part VI

Spain is a country long loved by her parents, David L. Thomas Jr., who practiced real estate law for white shoe firms, and Dr. Kathryn Hayward, a retired internal medicine specialist at Massachusetts General Hospital and assistant professor at Harvard Medical School. Through a spokeswoman for Ms. Baldwin, Mr. Thomas and Dr. Hayward declined to comment.

Spain “was something that was part of my father’s childhood,” Ms. Baldwin said. “He would go there when he was younger and created these deep, deep, deep bonds and it was something that was part of my childhood. It was something my father introduced to my mother when they met, when they were pretty young.”

Ms. Baldwin first visited Spain with her parents when she was a baby, she said, and she went at least yearly thereafter. She declined to explain in detail how frequently they traveled there or how long they stayed. “I think it would be maddening to do such a tight time line of everything. You know, sometimes there was school involved. Sometimes it was vacation. It was such a mix, mishmash, is that the right word? Like a mix of different things.”

When the family visited Spain, they spent much of their time in Madrid, Seville and Valencia, she said.

lol, the NY Times is having it both ways- skewering Baldwin & riding the gravy train.

Part VII

When they were at home in Boston, Ms. Baldwin said, the family spoke Spanish and cooked Spanish food. Family friends from Spain would often live with the Hayward-Thomases for extended stays when visiting the United States. “When we weren’t in Spain, we called it ‘we brought Spain into our home,’” she said.

Ms. Baldwin’s older brother, Jeremy, moved to Mallorca, a Spanish island in the Mediterranean. Mr. Thomas and Dr. Hayward moved there as well in 2011.

These experiences explain why the Spanish language, culture, food and traditional dance are so important to her identity, she said, and she and Mr. Baldwin are working to recreate this for their children. “I send them to a bilingual school where they have Spanish in school and I speak to them in Spanish at home.” After the pandemic, she said, she and Mr. Baldwin plan to spend more time with their children in Mallorca.

“My family, this is where they’ve decided to spend their lives,” she said. “I guarantee you they are going to live there and they are going to die there. That’s their home and that’s because this is not something new, no one put a map up on the wall and threw a dart at it and said, ‘Oh, Spain sounds good.’”

[quote]That is when a woman who uses the Twitter handle @Lenibriscoe (like the “Law & Order” character Lennie Briscoe, get it?) decided to answer her pandemic holiday ennui by thumb-typing out something that had been on her mind.

I haven't had a high opinion of the NYT for a while, but this is something else.

The whole article just repeats lies Hilaria is telling, and it's personally attacking Lenibriscoe, who is just an everyday person. She didn't do anything wrong. Her Twitter right now is full of tweets about a friend of hers who just died from COVID, and the NYT does THIS to her, just to defend Hilaria Baldwin?

Part VIII

She said she didn’t think that her referring in online posts to her travel to Spain as “going home” was misleading. “Home is where my parents are going to be,” she said. “If my parents move to China, I am going to go to China and say, ‘I’m going home.’” (Though she has said her family has roots in Spain, she said she was speaking colloquially. “These people who I call my family, I am learning in this particular situation, I have to say, ‘People who we have considered to be our family.’”)

She said she did not believe her story was one that bears any connection to cultural appropriation because, she said, as much as American culture has shaped her, so too has the culture of Spain: “Who is to say what you’re allowed to absorb and not absorb growing up?”

“This has been a part of my whole life,” she said, “and I can’t make it go away just because some people don’t understand it.”

She is trying to find value in the drama swirling around her. “There is a reason this conversation is happening right now,” she said. “These are important conversations to have. But as people are able to come out as different parts of themselves and how they identify and have people listen, I think that’s extremely important.”

Part IX

She doesn’t understand why anyone would think she has portrayed herself as anything other than who she is: someone steeped in two cultures. Evidently, she said, “people don’t have the attention span for that kind of thing.”

Mr. Baldwin, as well, suggests our attention span is limited. “And, as is often the case in a society such as the US is right now, the ravenous appetite for scandal will consume someone else,” he commented on her Instagram feed.

But, she wonders, who is she hurting? “Where is the smoking gun? My intentions are I’m living my life and my life is created by my parents, my different experiences, my languages, my culture and, yeah, my kids do have very Spanish-influenced names,” she said. “You want to know what? Their names are after people who were important to me, they’re not names that we pulled out of a hat. All my kids’ given names, the first names, are all from people in my life, and they have my husband’s last name. And we were very thoughtful about it. Especially the second name, sometimes the first name is something that sounds for me, good in both languages.”

Part X

Mr. Baldwin, as well, suggests our attention span is limited. “And, as is often the case in a society such as the US is right now, the ravenous appetite for scandal will consume someone else,” he commented on her Instagram feed.

But, she wonders, who is she hurting? “Where is the smoking gun? My intentions are I’m living my life and my life is created by my parents, my different experiences, my languages, my culture and, yeah, my kids do have very Spanish-influenced names,” she said. “You want to know what? Their names are after people who were important to me, they’re not names that we pulled out of a hat. All my kids’ given names, the first names, are all from people in my life, and they have my husband’s last name. And we were very thoughtful about it. Especially the second name, sometimes the first name is something that sounds for me, good in both languages.”

R159, Excellently written.

Part XI (Finale)

Ms. Baldwin said that as she got older, she wanted to choose one version of her name, and she chose Hilaria. And for her, it all comes back to the idea of boundaries. “You are entitled to your privacy,” she said, of all of us on the internet. “I am entitled to my privacy. People say, ‘No, you’re not entitled to your privacy because you married a famous person and you have Instagram.’ Well, that’s not really true."

[quote]It was such a mix, mishmash, is that the right word?

This bitch.

And so, The NYT bleeds out a bit more of the credibility it takes so for granted...

All these Baldwins are so creepy. What's also creepy is I remember seeing Sliver on tv as a teen and jerking off to whichever Baldwin ass was in that one. So ashamed!

I posted at r377

Since 1992, I've been a daily print and internet subscriber to the NY Times. I won't go without it.

Still, it's obvious to any daily reader that over the past 10 years or so, the scale containing the "Style" section gossip, er, excuse me, I mean "lifestyle" stories, has become weightier.

Mr. Baldwin, as well, suggests our attention span is limited. “And, as is often the case in a society such as the US is right now, the ravenous appetite for scandal will consume someone else,” he commented on her Instagram feed.

Not quite what I would call a successful attempt at sounding intelligent, Alec

I mean, the New York Times employs Roxane Gay and used to employ Bari Weiss. How good can it really be?

And, the NY Times piece isn't defending Hilaria Baldwin.

It's deploying more shade than an apple orchard.

r389 Yes, I liked that too.

He blames the viewer .. of her many, may La Perla photos too, I'm sure

r370 Thanks for posting this.

You are most welcome, r393

R387 Haha me too. When he sneaks up on that hoe.

Thank you for posting the NYT article, even though I've gone from laughing at Hilaria to being legitimately angry about the shit she's pulling.

poor alec....his ass is grass now.

She sounds like a complete asshole and crazy. White trash.

r396 Not a problem. Me too.

[quote]the NY Times piece isn't defending Hilaria Baldwin.

They gave her a huge platform in which she got to justify herself and give out at least a dozen excuses, which you know most NYT readers will believe; they're not Twitter users, they don't read gossip blogs, they don't know anything about this other than the article NYT just published. The NYT said everyone who cared about this was just some "too online" bored asshole who didn't respect her privacy, and the majority of their readers will simply nod and agree.

Please, please SNL, you must make a skit outta their hypocrisy. It can be done a la Soap Dish, with a big reveal coming from Whoopie Goldberg. Whoopie opens the yearbook, and it's Hillary Hayward Thomas from Boston, Massachusetts, Hola!

Hilaria will get pregnant again right away. The baby will be the girl they've been trying to have since the last 3 pregnancies (2 miscarriages + and infant Eduardo). They'll name her Majorca Zara Baldwin. The, they will get divorced.

Too much spinning in the article. When one has that much explaining to do the jig is up. Pobrecita.

Typo correction: Then, they will get divorced.

*sigh* Re-read it, r400.

Concentrate not so much on what Mrs. Baldwin is saying. Instead, concentrate and read between the words of how the reporter is interpreting her words and is making sure her readers know how much of a media whore Mrs. Baldwin is and the mileage, attention and goodies she's gotten out of it.

Paradox; skillfully deployed and in service of shading Mrs. Baldwin.

Agree R403. The NYT reporter lets Hillary/Hilaria do herself in with her endless gobbledygook—she’s not smart enough to win at “catch me if you can.”

Harmless grifting. Really funny.

Yes, the NYT article is pretty shady. I wonder if Hilaria and Alec pick up on it?

R408 they don't read articles about themselves.

I feel as DLers we should be allowed to rename the children : Juan Julio 👦🏽 becomes Danny (Boy) Sean 👦🏼 & so on.

It's only shady if you already know what Hilaria has done and have an opinion on it.

I made it pretty clear that I don't think the majority of NYT readership is aware of this at all. The first they'll hear of it is this article, the one which makes fun of people like us for being "too online" and caring.

Of course we'll see the shit Hilaria is trying to pull, and I already said as much with her stunt of trying to act like she didn't know what the word "mishmash" meant. But we're not most people, and most people who don't know anything about her will not catch the alleged "shade" in this article.

And in the future, try to disagree with people without doing the ridiculous *sigh* thing, like you just had to explain something to a slow child. You don't need to act that way, you choose to, and with respect, consider choosing NOT to and engaging with people on this thread in good faith, instead of like a cunty, exasperated mom.

I know people who know her(Hilaria) and they she’s a real sweetheart!

Salma Hayek is almost quintessentially sexy to a straight guy. Maybe it was their way of playing Doctor/nurse, who knows?

¡Qué lástima!

#IStandWeethHilaria

Why didn’t her parents guide their kids to respectable careers? Both kids seem to be flakes. Hilaria also seems very skanky and crazy.

Always interesting when that happens in very high achieving families. But, you see it more often in California.

1989 Gap model Kim Basinger is amused.

All fuckin vague- sometimes Spain vacation, sometimes it was about school.. what the fuck does that even mean?

Trapped pathological liar, spinning.

I think Alec should release a lot of vintage & silver fox nudes and we’ll call it a day.

I didn't know Yoga To The People was a cult. Two guys from my AA group worked for it. One, I think, for a long time and disappeared from the group. I think they basically just needed a job.

She's clearly mentally ill and I feel sorry for her. Alec, on the other hand, is an ass. They have a lot of money, can't they just drop out.

[Quote]Why didn’t her parents guide their kids to respectable careers? Both kids seem to be flakes.

What's up with her brother? Someone in the previous thread quoted a Reddit user who knew the family when 'Hilary' was in high school. She had an eating disorder and her mother was described as completely nuts. It provides a bit of context for Hilaria's need for reinvention.

R408--Hahahaha! Oh, my sides!

awesome this shit has blown up in her privileged face !!!! poor kids.....icky mommy.

(alec speaking to divorce lawyer as we speak dahlin)

This puta reminds me of Dorit of RHoBH.

Alec used to be in the Mexican army, right? I think they *both* have a real affinity for Latino culture, and this must be what drew them together.

Can someone explain the hate for this woman? I have no idea what she's in the public eye for other than being married to an asshole who does a great Trump impersonation.

Who cares if she wants to fluff up some Spanish adjacent heritage? She sounds like she'd be irritating, but why is everybody coming for her? What'd she do to make people hate her so much?

It’s not hate. We, the people, have nothing better to do right now!

R239, So basically el hermano de EelaREEa eats and travels and tries to scam others to pay his bills.

Seems to me the entire monetized Internet world of "followers beget advertisers"---whether the topic is food (preparation or restaurant meals); fashion; make-up: advice on living (always stopping short of explaining how one can emulate the poster's grift); travel (always to fabulous destinations, such as Bali or Nepal); or the ever-popular "fitness," from walking to Pelaton to yoga, especially yoga---

comprises nothing but poses---literally, poses---of pretty people.

Attractiveness is the key. Not knowledge, skill, talent, wisdom, ....

It is ever thus.

I wonder why she didn't think her heritage of having family here since before the American Revolution was interesting enough.

Apparently people really hated her prior to this though, I'm assuming because she was such a thirsty-ass bitch. She's the lady who did the yoga in the aisle of a plane, right? And she was always on IG in her underwear, and always going on at length about Big Issues that she really didn't know anything about.

why kool hot bear alec wid dat wacko and 4 kids????? !!!!

R425, If we can't get Ivanka, we'll settle for Hillary---THIS Hillary.

Because grifting dames who view life through a wallet and GET RICH TRYING are worthy of our greatest scorn and determined ostracism.

R428 Did you ever see those sexyass outfits those DAR women walk around in?

I think she's simply aces! Her hair is my same shade!

Alec Baldwin will understand the snark and shade in the NYT article. Hilari-ous may be mentally ill enough to prevent it from sinking in. That's scary, because considering her parents' careers, I doubt Hilari-ous is low IQ.

R428, Alec had been seeking a Spanish woman.

Man this bitch is hated.

FUN !!!!

How you say "certificate".... "circumference"?

"Certifiied?"

Sí eso es!

His whispered "When you love someone, you want to defend them" at the end of the video is Alec's way of communicating that yes, he knows and has known for awhile, and doesn't give a shit. He's telling us to ignore everything he said before, because he's isn't being truthful by defending her; he's being (in his mind) loving.

His whispered "When you love someone, you want to defend them" at the end of the video is Alec's way of communicating that yes, he knows and has known for awhile, and doesn't give a shit. He's telling us to ignore everything he said before, because he's isn't being truthful by defending her; he's being (in his mind) loving.

It's nice (and typical) that that NYTimes piece does not allow reader comments. If it had, readers would have been able to point out all the lies she told in it.

This is all massive over-reaction, but that is the nature of our online outrage culture these days, unfortunately.

Everyone and their cousin is an Instagram whore these days, misrepresenting themselves to a certain degree. Hell, I only post about once a month, and it's usually just a photo of some basic stew I cooked. Generally, two or three of my eleven followers will 'like' the photo, and that's it, but some of you would call my 'thirsty'.

R425, same reason people come for the Kardashians. The endless need for attention breeds contempt. I don't personally hate this woman, but every normal person can see how insufferable she is with her constant need for fame.

I think she constantly has children just to have something to post about.

What's wrong with Hilaria training her daughter to believe Mommy is a "POC?"

She seems rather dumb, cant figure out why alec would go for her....he can and has done much better...

No one would call that thirsty, R441. That's comatose.

Her whole family is in on the grift. Nobody wants to buy diet books or recipes from an overprivileged Boston lawyer & his Daughter of the American Revolution doctor wife about being vegetarian or vegan in Cambridge MA.

No, señor. They want to be transported to warm, fragrant Mediterranean nights. They want not “vegan” or “vegetarian” food....they want “a plant based diet.” They want to hear a flamenco guitar strumming in the background and see wildly colorful dinnerware a garden from which one picks their own peppers and.....how you say in English....cucumbers.

Hilaria has a “recipe developer” on her staff.

Her parents founded Intenational Integrators where they promote a 5 day immersion program where you can come “to cut, season, stir, taste, sauté, bake, chop, laugh, dance and cook with fellow participants in the kitchen world of whole-food, plant-based deliciousness, to be immersed in a five-day community experience in a natural sanctuary, and make long-term connections that will continue once you return home.”

To help you make up your mind, they have all kinds of professional people & gadabouts recommending the retreat. Like a recommendation from a risk-management consultant who specialized in workmans comp (the kind of person who knows lawyers). And there’s a doctor, too. (The kind of person who knows other doctors.) And a lady who’s been to France. And more doctors. Gee, sounds like the kind of people who would be friends with a dr and a law professor. There’s even a recommendation from an angel worker!

Thank you so much, R446. I can almost hear Miles Davis's SKETCHES OF SPAIN in the background while reading your insightful explanation. In fact, that CD can serve as a soothing background to this entire line of hilarious inquiry. Viva!!

Here's my question: Will this story make it into the 2021 Awards Show Opening Monologues?

I think she earned the slap back. People like Hilary condescend to the world in multiple ways. Dishonesty, and thinking others are stupid rubes who will lap up their bullshit. I do agree Hilary is getting some collateral splash from people like me, who are truly appalled by the lies and duplicity of the powers that be in recent years. We've expressed our outrage about the colossal grifting fakes for years, so it come automatically. Alec had a good point. But, tough shit. Hilaria did not give a shit about peoples' expectation for basic authenticity. For example her own children, being raised by a pretentious fake bitch.

I almost cancelled my weekly therapy session this morning because all I want to do is read about this scandal. So that's what I talked about in therapy--how I resented having to talk about myself instead of focusing on this. I'm just as healthy as Hilaria....except without the fancy undies and kid latched onto my breast.

[quote]Ms. Baldwin is bilingual, and she speaks English with varying degrees of a Spanish accent depending on how happy or upset she is feeling, she said. She didn’t know that ¡Hola! magazine, for which she has twice posed for the cover and which has written some 20 items about her on its English-language website so far this year, repeatedly reported inaccurately that she was a Spaniard because she said she didn’t read articles about herself. She got confused about the word for cucumber because it was one of her first times appearing on live television and she was nervous (“brain fart,” she said). As for the C.A.A. bio, she can only assume the agency used unverified information from the internet to write a sloppy bio. “I rarely at all work with C.A.A. now,” she said. “It was very disappointing.” (A spokeswoman for ¡Hola! declined to comment. A spokesman for C.A.A. declined to comment.)[quote]

Holy shit, she is insane.

yes, i know many people like this. nothing is ever their fault. always shift blame to others.

Bitch stole my backstory.

poor alec b.....mucho grande child support and alimony !!!

R446, No fricasee?! That simply will not do!

I’d say this was all good fun if there weren’t kids involved. Shoving your kids on social media—while in your bra and panties—seems designed to destroy them. I’m equal parts highly amused and highly disturbed, but can’t stop reading about it so mainly amused. This was 2020s gift to DLers!

Is Alec flying away alone or with all of the Baldwinitos?

Balwinitos was coined by Hilary so don’t @ me

You can understand why Sarah Jane identified as white. Since she Is white skinned and negro ethnicity brings hardship. Sarah Jane never claimed to be the Princess Anastasia of Russia, however. Just a white American girl.

Lots of tweets on my timeline this morning, this one had me rolling:

[quote]does hilaria know the lyrics to sweet caroline or does she pretend to not know that too

That was a stupid lie, Hilaria, easy to expose. Not worthy of you!

R446 Something sketchy about the contact information, too. The Boston (617 area code) phone listed on the International Integrators website covers a wide range of businesses, all of them in Boston and none in Mallorca...a doctor's office in the Back Bay, a lawyer's office in Government Center, a realty trust in Copley Place and something called Odyssey Journeys which sounds a lot like International Integrators but located on Beacon Hill and not in Spain.

I have never paid any attention to this woman or Alec's personal life but I'd see DL mocking her occasionally. Can someone fill me on the backstory? She's another Rachel Dolezal type? Did she con Alec into marrying her? I'm agog.

[R462] Shes been ridiculed on here for pumping out babies like a mentally deranged Pez dispenser using andeluvian Baldwin sperm. You can search her name and old threads will pop up that track her scammy history. Go back to the ones from a few years ago. They are classics.

Mark my words, they'll have another kid after this.

I agree R464, and she’ll probably name the kid Saoirse or Conchobhar.

I toured the Newport mansions with my grandmother when I was a little gay boy.

In fact I grew up in a Newport mansion and I'm descended from the Belmonts, Goulds and the Philadelphia Fannypackers. My name is Pierre Fannypacker, Vicomte de Rococo, and my friends call me Rock.

Please to meet ya, R466.

[Quote]Flying away for a bit...

From Alec's IG yesterday. The inescapable question is whether they are flying to his wife's homeland of España, from where she can express her feelings about the controversy more naturally in her mother tongue.

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"In May 2014, Baldwin was arrested by officers from the NYPD after he became 'disorderly' when cited for riding his bike the wrong way down a Manhattan street.

The 30 Rock star allegedly became angry and started yelling at police after they asked him for identification to give him a summons, police said.

Police stated that he got belligerent and started arguing with them and using profanity.

Once in custody, Baldwin reportedly asked the desk supervisor, 'How old are these officers, that they don’t know who I am?'

He later took to Twitter to blast the city of New York as a 'mismanaged carnival of stupidity that is desperate for revenue and anxious to criminalize behavior once thought benign.' "

One punch and you'll be rich for the rest of your life.

R468, meet R457

Just read some old Hilaria posts here on the DL. Only a couple replies about her past and varied accent. It was mainly about her obnoxious public yoga poses and incessant pregnancies.

Like Hilaria, Alec Baldwin changed his name

Hilaria isn’t the only Baldwin to change her name.

Alec Baldwin, born Alexander Rae Baldwin III, was called Alex and even Xandy — until he transferred to NYU in the late ’70s and started going by the tonier “Alec.”

As a student at Berner High School in Massapequa, Baldwin was listed as “Alexander Baldwin” in the yearbook. But he apparently went by the nickname Xandy, as one old pic shows he signed a pal Debbie’s yearbook “Xandy Baldwin.”

The “30 Rock” star — whose wife is embroiled in scandal after she admitted being born in Boston as Hillary and not in Mallorca, Spain, as Hilaria — registered as Alex Baldwin when he began his undergrad studies at the George Washington University, according to the GW Hatchet student newspaper.

But the 62-year-old’s time at GW didn’t exactly go as planned. A political science major at the time, he lost the race for student government president and demanded a recount — but still lost. (It appears he and President Trump have something in common after all.) So he promptly left the school — and “Alex” — behind.

The Emmy winner did take an “Acting for Non-Majors” class while at GW, but once sniffed that the other students were “horrible” at the craft.

“At GW, everyone in the class was really bad,” he quipped to the Hatchet in 2004. “If you could put a few polysyllabic words together, you were considered Laurence Olivier.”

After applying to New York University’s acting program “on a whim,” he auditioned and got accepted, joking: “I [only got in because] I was the only guy large enough to pick up a girl in ballet class.”

Baldwin studied at NYU but ended up leaving four credits shy of graduating in 1980 — though he returned to get his degree in 1993.

According to ABC News, Baldwin never actually changed his name to Alec, making his legal name still Alexander Rae Baldwin III.

In recent days, the infamously hotheaded star has defended his 36-year-old wife amid her Spanish heritage scandal — and characteristically told one critic to “Go f–k yourself” on social media.

Now, questions are swirling as to whether “Saturday Night Live” will dig into the Hilaria drama, since Baldwin — who famously impersonates Trump on the show — is such a close friend of the NBC program.

^The minute this all starts impinging on his 'career', he will run for the hills, leaving another 'crazy' wife. That latest article could be the start of a tipping point.

The name “Alec” always me of St Elmo fire. That was Judd Nelson name in the movie and I can still hear Ally Sheedy saying “Alec” so pretentious like

R461 I saw too that her parents apartment in Mallorca has actually been on AirBnB since 2016. My guess is her parents don't live in Spain full time. Her bother may - he is married to a Spanish woman (or so it seems). He also seems to like to be deeply tanned like Hillary.

Tasteful Friends, take a look inside the quaint seaside casita in which Señorita Eel blossomed. Although some consider the Beacon Hill area of Mallorca to be the wrong side of the tracks, theirs was a home filled with love, laughter, and vegan arròs brut.

^AND, no doubt, MUCH playing of Senor Mile's Davis's SKETCHES OF SPAIN.

Maybe her yoga posts were more telling... this one might say, I know my goose is cooked.

Her head in that pan is grossing me out.

Eww imagine having to fuck Alec Baldwin for fame.

Ok, I'm ashamed now of ogling her ass. This woman is repulsive. I'm wondering now if she's a sociopath. She's gaslighting and DARVOing up a storm.

The stuff with her kids - Jesus Christ. There's some kind of creepy sexual undercurrent going on with her and pregnancy and child-rearing. It's low-key enough that she can somewhat-plausibly deny any such thing, but it's icky as fuck. Her children are nothing but objects for her to exploit and use for narcissistic supply. Fuck her and him.

Remember when they renewed their vows after five whole years of marriage and Alec was more into his water bottle than he was Eel?

Hilary from Boston is a stage 5 psycho.

Her instagram gave it away a long time ago.

Anyone who overshares that much is not well.

And remember when she made red, sweaty, shitfaced Alec flamenco with her later that night while cringing guests looked on?

R487 She’s got implants, right?

Yeah, that’s a refund gap.

She breast-fed her kids and not sure if you can do that with implants. She posts sexy posts with bras and breastfeeding (including suggestive poses)

I think r484 may be on to something What a fucking freak.

Wonder if she was abused as a child. She ticks off all the boxes (including an eating disorder)

Sometimes it is still possible to breastfeed. Depends on how the implants are inserted, whether it’s over or under the pectoral muscle.

If the incision is made under the breast and the implant is placed under the muscle, the ducts aren’t touched and there’s no problem breastfeeding. Most implants are done that way.

She’s a sick woman, and I shouldn’t be laughing this much.

Did this lying cunt not have any ex-boyfriends or old johns who could have revealed the truth a long time ago? Did she have them all silenced or killed?

Ever since she was three or four years old, she felt a powerful attraction for playing the castanets. Whenever there was a bullfight on the television at her parents' home, the little girl would go up to the tv screen and just stand, entranced, staring at the whole spectacle.

Hilaria: Call me, gurl!

A Spaniard, trapped in the body of a Boston WASP. Now she is free to be the *persona* she has always known herself to be, proudly, and without apology to ANYONE.

Pobrecita Hilaria.

Does a Trump Presidential Pardon have authority over IG transgressions?

[italic][I think this would be the SNL skit that would be the tour de force of both Mr. & Mrs. Baldwin's acting abilities.][/italic]

If only she had married a matador! that she met at ZABARS!

she could have named the children, Pinta, Nina and Santa Maria

Don't drag us into this mishegas!

R494 I'm still around but in hiding

Hilaria functioned as a cult leader, and Alec the follower. He defends her the way Mansonites defended Charles.

Does Eelaria scream in Spanish when she fakes an orgasm during sex with the bloviator?

[quote]Ms. Baldwin is bilingual, and she speaks English with varying degrees of a Spanish accent depending on how happy or upset she is feeling,

1. haven't actual Spanish speakers pointed out her command of Spanish is nowhere near fluent?

and more importantly......

2. What MORON (let alone NY Times reporter) thinks that when a native American-English speaker learns a 2nd language (e.g. Spanish), that she beings to speak her NATIVE LANGUAGE (English) with an accent from the 2nd, learned language?????? WTF????? Why is no one calling her out on this bullshit???

Eel, gurrrl...

[quote]Before the coronavirus outbreak, Mr. Patton was paying around $95,000 in monthly rent. He has since broken all his leases and is riding out the pandemic in an empty rural retreat he was developing upstate near New Paltz, for which he is now seeking a partner or a buyer.

Fluency in Shade is a gift.

How did anyone in her family make it through this wedding without either dying of hysterics or calling the looney bin to cart her away?

Remember when this was an actual headline?

R504, exactly. Where did she pick up ANY accent, even if her Spanish-loving dad spoke Spanish to her at home when her dad and his parents were all American born and raised? She would have had to spend extensive time in Spain among native Spanish speakers in her formative years to have any hint of an accent this far into adulthood.

I see why people are picking up shade in the NYTimes piece, but honestly it is way too kind to her.

R508 the "native of Spain"

And that POSE!

She photoshopped her young daughter

She really is disgusting. So many of her photos show her without pants, showing her titties. Alec will never love this woman as much as she loves herself

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Briscoe revealed that she had been inundated with messages since her original Tweet, some of which were not kind.

She said: 'Some people said I did it because I'm jealous and uglier. I don't care if I'm uglier. It seems like a lot of work to look like her.'

Briscoe kept up her running commentary on Twitter, at one point writing: 'Please do not ask me to expose Meghan Markle. There is nothing to expose. It is already public information that her husband is a Nazi cosplayer that uses racial slurs.'

Briscoe said that she 'feels some responsibility' for the social media storm and that a lot of people have 'reached out to me to try and direct the conversation.'

She said: 'In this case it was funny but social media can be really cruel and harmful when there's a pile on when someone does something that people don't like. I don't think that's great.

'In this case people were saying some cruel and unnecessary things. That bothered me. There are so many things you could criticize Hillary Baldwin for, it's not necessary to make fun of how many kids she has, that was really offensive to me.'

She added: 'It reminded me of when people make fun of Melania Trump for modeling nude. Who cares? That's not hurting anyone. She's done other things that you can make fun of. There are elements of misogyny that come in but it's important to call people out when they are doing things that are harmful which I think this was.'

Asked what she would say if she was sitting across a table from Baldwin and her husband, Briscoe said: 'I wouldn't sit at a table with Alec Baldwin,' who attended an anger management course last year over a confrontation at a parking spot in New York.

Briscoe said: 'I have some self preservation instinct.

'If I could talk to Hilaria on her own, I would say she should say sorry to all the immigrants and English second language learners and moms of color who are actually mistaken for their children's nannies. She should own what she did.'

Even after speaking to the New York Times Baldwin is 'not owning what she did.' Briscoe added.

Briscoe urged people to seek out the perspective of Hispanic women who are the ones who have really been affected by Baldwin's actions.

She pointed to a satirical video by comedian Suni Reyes which she said summed up her feelings and was a great take on the controversy.

There is no such thinJ. Mansfireldg as bad publicity.

What I mean to say is:

There is no such thing as bad Publicity.

[quote]Briscoe, who spoke on condition of anonymity, said: 'People were asking me don't you have anything better to do and the answer is: no I don't. It's a pandemic, it's cold outside and I don't celebrate Christmas.'

LMAO. I hope that Briscoe writes comedy for a living.

Hehe:

[quote] Briscoe kept up her running commentary on Twitter, at one point writing: 'Please do not ask me to expose Meghan Markle. There is nothing to expose. It is already public information that her husband is a Nazi cosplayer that uses racial slurs.'

And:

[quote] She said: 'Some people said I did it because I'm jealous and uglier. I don't care if I'm uglier. It seems like a lot of work to look like her.'

[quote]When Briscoe sent the Tweet she thought that 'nothing that much' would happen and that 'maybe people would talk about it on Twitter and it would be funny.'

I didn't even know who Hilaria was before this Twitter post. I definitely thought it was funny to see someone try so desperately to assume this Spanish identity. I didn't foresee the fallout though.

One of her big fuckups has been in failing to do any charity work or philanthropy. All she does is pop out kids and snap pregnancy fetish photos of herself.

She needed to hedge the self-aggrandizing peepshots with a little bullshit charity work from time to time. It would have given her a little social goodwill (and better PR optics) at a time like this.

Oops. This should have been quoted at R512:

[quote]So many of her photos show her without pants, showing her titties.

And for those who aren't aware of the saga, the "Mr. Patton" at R505 is Mike Patton, the now destitute owner of the yoga studios to which Hillary attached herself as "founder" and "owner."

[quote]Yoga Vida's owner, who employs Thomas as an instructor, has not responded to a request for comment.

Was she party of that shady Baldwin Foundation? Perhaps should could have started some Yoga for Miscarriage Awareness foundation. Pose your pain away.

¡Qué lástima!

A pre-wedding tweet with her mother in the middle:

[quote]What happens when u bring Spanish women into a NYC nail salon? A flamenco sing fest of course!

So, who are the Spanish women in the picture at R525?

The ones with their backs to the camera?

¡ Ay yi yi yi yi !

Who cares about the accent; what about the VOCAL FRY! #painful

OMG R525, it's too much! I can't stop laughing. WHAT IS WRONG WITH THEM? Hahahaha!

It's definitely time for Liz Lemon to mediate and get them off social media.

Grifting WHORE.

Come on, she obviously has pure gazpacho running through her veins, and it’s just as cold as her heart.

Thanks for sharing what was behind NYT paywall, whoever that was, because my site won't scroll up or down properly, darn it.

This woman belongs over on the sociopath thread, "dark personalities." There's no confusion, no mishmash--she is straight-up psycho from the way she doubles down on her grift. I would urge Alec to take the kids and get as far away as possible from Poison Patty.

[quote]You all know how good that first meal is ✨

I don't know why that last bit of her caption disturbs me. Is she talking about her first meal after childbirth as a mother, or is she talking about the baby's first meal?

Yeah, maybe she's talking about the fucking PIZZA. It's the Spanish national dish, I heard.

If Alec won't agree to appear on SNL, then SNL needs top enact a soft burn by having Salma Hayek as the next host.

Not to defend her, but I've come across several people over the years who've said the "grew up" in a resort area only to learn later they only vacationed or summered there. It's usually people who have second or family homes at the beach or lake. They tend to spend more time there than the average tourist--an entire summer or every weekend in season. I guess they feel at ease calling it "home" because their families own property there, they have "summer friends" they grew up with and see every year, and they have a lot of important/fond memories associated with it --coming of age, etc.

This is even more embarrassing than Alejandro's role in Thomas the magic railroad.

Sorry, R533. I usually try to find another link for paywalled articles but it slipped my mind this time. Here's the part of about Mike Patton. The whole article is at the link.

[quote]“Our business depended on volume to survive, and now if we say instead of putting 50 people in a room the most we can put is 10 to 12, there’s just no viable way for the model to work,” mentioned Michael Patton, who left a job on Wall Street throughout the 2008 monetary disaster to start out Yoga Vida, which had 4 areas in the metropolis.

[quote]Before the coronavirus outbreak, Mr. Patton was paying round $95,000 in month-to-month lease. He has since damaged all his leases and is driving out the pandemic in an empty rural retreat he was creating upstate close to New Paltz, for which he’s now looking for a accomplice or a purchaser.

Holy Crap, that Salma Hayek is one gorgeous babe.

In person, she must be an amazing site.

She obviously has a personality disorder. She should be besties with Jameela Jamil.

In reality, she could easily have talked about a love of Spanish culture and incorporated that love into her life in all kinds of ways without needing to claim Spanish heritage and identity. Who knows how much time she spent in Spain, but whatever meaningfulness it had for her would have been fine if she hadn't decided to go all Rachel Dolezal. Her instagram shows someone who is disordered and craving attention and validation in really unhealthy ways. From bizarre yoga poses in public places to her weird relationship with her body and the need to display it, to her bizarre obsession with pregnancy, to trying to make instagram influencers out of her children. There is nothing healthy or normal about her. She is disordered through and through. I am sure she loves the money but she obviously craves attention and validation more than money.

R537, did they also claim to be the ethnicity of the people who populate the resort area? Because that's the real issue here. This woman pretends to be of Spanish ethnicity, not just that she spent a lot of time in Spain.

Are you sitting down?

The first kid's nickname in utero was Pitufina!

Los Pitufos is the Spanish name for The Smurfs, and Smurfette is called Pitufina.

Pitufina's first flamenco shoes

Every summer I would go to a few county fairs and 2 state fairs. I love carnies, midway culture, and big veiny carny cock. Most of these guys were happy to fuck a pretty boy like me! My father is an engineer and my mother a professor and I went to Hotchkiss and Yale but I was born in a carnival trailer in a parking lot in Danbury, and I'm a proud gypsy carny, yes I am!

Ayayayay indeed!

Know what? I'm laughing as hard as anybody at this whole thing, but I have to say the woman on Twitter who "exposed" Hilaria sounds like a sour, self-righteous tattletale. Fuck her too.

Just looking at her parents, she’s white bread personified.

Alec was catfishes hard (at least in the beginning)

*catfished

Exactly @R541

Dear lord in heaven!

Is Salma short? She looks short.

What gets me is that she pushes such a shallow version of her "beloved" Spain. Flamenco, which she talks about constantly, is from the southern part of Spain, Andalusia. (So is gazpacho). Yet, allegedly, she grew up on an island in the northeast of Spain, Mallorca, which has completely different traditions, and even a different language. She seems not to have a basic knowledge of anything except Instagram.

R299, pussy dear, yes, we know. The post was written with intent and knowledge just as it is, for absurdity at a level meeting Hilaria's desperate misplacements. You likely missed the Michfest nuance, too.

Apparently your literalism is as far as you can get here on the DL. If you're scouring your maps to prove there is no such town in Spain, I can spare you the trouble.

Too bad. It must be hard there on the spectrum. Just try to get through life as best as you can. It will be over soon enough. xxx

It must be weird to be a nobody who makes an idle crack online that blows up into a big, potentially life-ruining story like this. A good reminder to think before you post. I'd be a little nervous about pissing off a big celebrity, especially Alec Baldwin.

I don't think it's very funny. There are children involved and this woman does not seem any more stable than B.S. when she shaved her head. But I guess aggressive, fat celebs can keep their wives out of the loony bin.

salma fake titties

We know she's raising her children to be bilingual, but was she also going to raise them to believe that they're half Spanish?

Alec tried to say that though she was "born in Boston" she was "raised in another land." Nope. One of the news outlets is on it, went to Beacon Hill, interviewed neighbors who knew accent-less Hillary all her life and she lived there full time. Her parents each had high paying jobs. Mom an M.D. dad a corporate lawyer. They didn't move to Mallorca til she was 28. Aren't there a million U.S. and Brit expats in Mallorca? If you live modestly and immerse yourself I'm sure you can pick up a bit of the culture but given the population and popularity (and her family's wealth) you can also live there and what you've basically got is an upscale ex-pat community.

When her grandfather died there was a big emphasis on the (family-supplied) obit about the family's love of all things Spanish. You know that was in there to sort of bulwark against what might be to come in the future.

Her former ballroom dancing partner was interviewed, said she was "Hillary" back then, a good, strong name, he said, and no accent.

She wasn't raised with two cultures. She didn't toggle between Spanish and English in her personal life. She also claimed that when she was in the park with her kids she was frequently mistaken for the nanny. Really? A white woman with a fake Spanish accent?

Baldwin wanted a baby factory but I bet he was thinking two, not five. So it was always going to be a younger woman. He wanted someone "exotic" I bet to stick it to Basinger, who dumped him. He always said she (Basinger) was crazy, so this is schedenfraude.

ETA - she tries to hype that her brother is also "Spanish" but per her Boston neighbors her brother "tried" living in Spain for a bit, didn't fit in, and came home. With a (and this is a different source) trust fund baby vegan yogi. Sounds like little sis ripped off someone's persona.

When will straight men learn to get a vasectomy?

If you're foolish enough to want kids, have 2, at most 3, then get your vas deferens canal shut down permanently.

And if my wife / partner didn't like it, too fucking bad.

I'm thoroughly sick of the whole yoga grift. Take it from me, not one in one thousand yoga teachers knows what he/she is doing. Yoga is not a way to get a hard body or become beautiful or kundalini yourself into nirvana while you simultaneously treat your clamydia and scarf bacon burgers.

I started doing yoga when my lovely aunt had cancer in the 60s and started a macrobiotic diet and yoga to heal herself. I had many middle aged teachers who charged little and had learned from actual Indians. Yoga is a lifestyle that includes slowly and carefully stretching the body and quieting the mind so you can understand both. It isn't done in saunas or with goats or in $1000 outfits.

No wonder grifters with some looks are attracted to it. A quick way to show off their mediocre skills and convince stupid rich women they're "following the yogic path."

One more thing - I thought she was pretty and sharp featured and resembled Tina Fey quite a bit when they first got together. I don't know about Salma but apart from Kim, going back to his youth he's dated a lot of brunettes - i.e., Holly Gagnier, Janine Turner, Kristin Davis, Anna Rothschild, Nicole Seidel (a sort of bosomy Hilaria type) and a smattering of blondes. So I saw at some point she got implants and seems to have done her lips but what else did she do? She was cute and then she changed to this long-faced unattractive thing. Why get plastic surgery to look like that? She looked worse.

Her full cheeks are no more. Her face is wayyy more sculpted now

Why is everyone talking about me? I'm a simple girl just trying to make my way in a strange land with strange customs and a language I barely understand. I've never sought attention. If anything, I've gone out of my way to avoid it.

Please no paparazzi...that’s all I ask ❤️

Have any of her shills here dragged out, "Jealous" yet?

Are her shills the ones that keep chidingly posting “Why do you guys all care about this?”

[quote]One of her big fuckups has been in failing to do any charity work or philanthropy

She doesn't give a shit about that. She's only interested in becoming a celeb in her own right. That was her goal from day 1. Back when Alec was on whatever NBC show he was on, he strong armed NBC to give her a part time job on The Today Show, and on Extra (or one of those shows)

We've had lots of threads about her over the years

The Baldwin Foundation was a real charity (I don't know what they do now), but Alec donated $1 million back in 2012 to the NY Philharmonic Symphony. That was right after his marriage.

He also did some cheesy Captial One commercials for the express purpose of donating his entire salary ($14 MILLION after taxes & fees) from them to charity. His mother was also a breast cancer survivor and he used to make donations to breast cancer charities (his mother had her own charity). He also donated $1 million to the East Hampton Library in 2014. When he was married to Kim, they used to do a lot of charity work for animals.

R566

She is doing the white power sign.

Hilary is also racist.

Her interview with the NY Times was just more gaslighting. She and Alec are both nuts.

She better hope Alec doesn’t die anytime soon.

Yes, she would be very wealthy; but there’s 5 very children to care for, for many, many, many years. She’ll be 54 when the youngest kid is 18.

Nannies, house maintenance, plastic surgery, medical, and trips to Spain to name a few things.

When do we think her next IG post goes up, and what'll it feature?

From the looks of things, she'll have her head tipped back like in many of the pics here. The one with her head on the stove or whatever was the funniest thing I've seen in ages!

Please let me get some sleep tonight. Last night I was up past 3am reading these fabulous snarky posts. Thanks for the entertainment and on point comments one and all!!

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R576 She needs to quit laying around in bed like that with Alec around unless she is striving for another 5 kids to wreck that beat-up vagine even further.

Maybe she will get a pedicure so her toes look good when she cries about the hate she is getting. The poor nail tech who has to deal with this...

Somehow, the Baldwins will blame this on Trump.

r576

cry me a fucking river, hillary.

Come on R574, the half-assed meditation fingers in the pool was way funnier. It was like an afterthought she hadn’t fully committed to before the shutter clicked.

Also I’m no longer skeptical about this thread being suspiciously crash-prone. This isn’t normal...

A game whore like her, I bet she loves it that she's on the cover of a paper and everyone is talking about her. But we are really laughing at her pathetic ass.

A wrench?

What is it with these two? In this vid with a Spanish speaking interviewer (Hola TV), they are both diving into this scam head first with total bravura.

^How many attention whore, bare belly yoga poses does it take change a light bulb?

Ten seconds apart and she can't even be consistent with the pronunciation of her kid's name at R584.

At certain angles in R584's video, Hilaria looks like Melania. It's uncanny.

Gosh, I feel mean for posting this because I'm sure she's lovely, but the Baldwin genes sure don't look good on a woman - this is Alec's sister.

As a funny aside, Hillary tagged Jane in a post, mentioning she was her sister-in-law, and at first I thought she meant it was her brother's wife and that this must be Jeremy in the photo with her. Meaning that they both married fat old people. My jaw really dropped for a second there!

Who will be the first to make their escape, John Legend or Alec?

R589

Which is worst—Teigen’s hospital photos or Hilary’s miscarriage posts?

I haven't seen any friends or colleagues defend them. You know Tina Fey has been laughing at them behind their backs for years. And people like Chrissie Teigen have no room to talk when they live on social media themselves.

Chrissie is another fake, I bet her mom does most of the cooking/recipes that she takes credit for.

r590 that's a toss up

Is there a Part 3?

I don't think so. Can someone kindly start one and link it here please?

new hilary thread?

Yeah, it's easy to laugh and mock her - and for good reason. But for everyone asking who gives a shit or why does it matter - this woman, at the very least, is a liar. She misrepresents herself. She's dishonest. She's a fraud. I hope whatever "platform" this narcissist has crashes to the ground in flames.

I thought she was mentally ill but the disingenuous doubling down after her exposure makes me think she's actually a sociopath. And what can we make of Alec going along with this charade? He's either one of the dumbest cunts around or is knowingly perpetuating the grift.

R497 I’m confused, how is sociopathy not a mental illness as well?

What was she trying to achieve with the half naked yoga pictures? Wouldn’t that turn other women off?

DL may not be the place to ask—but how can a woman pump out that many babies and still look skinny? From what I’ve seen, bodies change and you get stretch marks and things.

r598 Mentally ill as in harmlessly deluded but sociopathic as in perpetuating a fame-whoring grift that involves her family and fundamentally affects her children and their future.

r600: Eating disorders, generally ultra-fit muscle tone (I'll give her that. She's clearly an exercise addict) and genes.

Oh and I suspect that she has a tummy tuck after every birth.