Tara Reid

Granny Hookers Gone Wild

Wow that is tragic. I know she’s a tiny woman but that’s too thin.

Why is her stomach so wrinkled and nasty?

Why are you posting a picture from 2016, hun? Why? Are you stupid? A troll? A stupid troll?

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Last days? That picture is 4 years old OP.

Is this photoshopped?

Here she is now.

She should wear a corset, like permanently.

Gramps are getting worse at tech, everyday.

Bulimics come and go. Anorexics get a lot of attention for a few weeks, but are less visible a few months later.

Tara Reid is a middle aged chick who needs a job. Mario Cantone is doing fabulous on Cameo, because he puts in the work. I don't pay for him, but I know. People pay for Tara and she does suck to completion. The Drag Queens do well too. Bitches know how to dress up and put on a show, knock out those meet and greets. But Real Housewives and never famous film actresses with no wit or personality or recognition fare less well. Might have to suck some dick around the corner. Who is this Tara person and why is OP posting a picture from 5 years ago? I'm sure she's much more bloated and filled out by now.

Didn’t she have a career resurgence thanks to Sharknado?

She had botched liposuction on her stomach years ago. I think she looks better now. I know she has a party girl reputation but i have a soft spot for her and I’ve never seen anything about her being awful to people. She was a solid supporting actress early on in her career.

She will never achieve these classy heights again:

I can’t believe that was 16 years ago r13.

omg.

She’s always did give solid make-up advice, I’ll give her that. I wonder how the old girl is fairing these days.

R16 I remember that it was fairly recent 2018 or 2019. That’s about as fucked up as I’ve seen anyone in an interview and she’s still fucking emaciated. Someone like that really could drop any minute (between decades of cocaine/alcohol abuse and hard core starvation).

"Do you have a make-up trip?"

indeed

Is that Madonna?

She sounds more like Gaga. I can't say poor thing because I don't even know who Tara Reid is except for a constant trainwreck/old looking skank. I bet she's a nicer and smarter chick than Lindsay Lohan though. Tara is not a yacht girl - she seems more of a motel lover. She loves California and the perpetual glamor life of a starlette.

[quote]Why is her stomach so wrinkled and nasty?

Because she's had excellent plastic surgery.

Yes, that's Madonna at R7, R19.

Madonna looks forty years younger, R22.

Jesus Fuck, I feel so bad for Tara Reid. Like others have said, yeah, she had substance abuse problems but she's never really said an unkind word about anyone. She's just another beautiful girl who got eaten up by Hollywood.

The stomach thing has been an issue for a while and as someone pointed out it’s due to botched plastic surgery.

I like her, she’s fun. I feel badly for her that the PS fucked up her look so much.

I agree R23. She's one of the many people Hollywood chewed up and spat out. It's a shame too. She seems like a decent person.

For a brief moment it looked like the stars were going to align for her. Between 1998-2000 she was in the big Lebowski, urban legend, American pie, cruel intentions and Dr. T and the women (not a great movie but a prestige project with a super a list cast). A mixture of critically acclaimed and box office hits and enough to springboard into A list projects. I didn’t see her as a leading lady but a solid supporting player.

She didn't fuck the wrong people. And she wasn't pretty. Sorry but she's obviously no stranger to the worst of it all. People can go back home and take a real job you know. Or go back to school. Or sell real estate. She's a fucking mess and has been since I was 18 years old. No talent and the wrong kind of blonde.

She looks great, at least she's healthy. She's been a vegan for 20 years, so maybe that explains her being so lean.

At least she’s healthy, she looks great? Who in the fuck...???

I always thought she was hot especially to straight guys in the late 90s and she was in all those movies I never pictured her life going this way. Was it bad luck or did she have some issues? I didn’t really follow celebrity gossip back then.

At least her 'hair' is covering her square boob.

My dad and four brothers were obsessed with her, they all wanted to dick her down.

Well now's your pa and the boys chance R32. Tara can be enjoyed for a 6 pack and a medium order of onion rings. She gets to keep the motel room all night though.

[quote]Why is her stomach so wrinkled and nasty?

She famously had cheap/bad liposuction a couple of decades ago. It hasn’t aged well.

[quote]She looks great, at least she's healthy. She's been a vegan for 20 years, so maybe that explains her being so lean.

Vodka and cocaine are the staples of her vegan diet.

It's fine.

We've sent our crack team of dietitians over to help her out..

Tara made this dress herself out of last night's motel bed sheets and some two way boob tape. She did the boy's hair too. It's all vegan.

I’m glad she seems to have such close friends in Jedward

With the right makeup and clothes she seems just fine.

But, then she speaks.

Meth.

She probably has roast beef

I don't think it's fair to say she's untalented. As r26 pointed out, she did have a hot streak at one point. I thought she was really charming and funny in Josie and the Pussycats.

It's a shame what happened to her but she looks a lot better now so maybe she's in a better space, I hope.

[Quote] I thought she was really charming and funny in Josie and the Pussycats.

Such an underrated movie. Feel like it came out at the wrong time.

Totally agree r44. Tara, Parker Posey and Missi Pyle were so good in it.

R42 Oh dear. What a come down.

She was always D-list.

It's not meth R40. With meth the whole downfall would have played out in 16 months instead of 16 years. It's the old vegan combo of booze and blow.

R45 don't forget DuJour.

I wept when Taradise was canceled after only one season.

The World wept

I want what R28 is smoking.

She's a little nuts but looks fine (and seems cool) here.

Can they operate on her stomach?

Or isn't she big anymore?

I remember her bemoaning the botched lips: “My body will never be perfect again!!”

Lipo^^

I wonder if she has any #metoo tales to tell...

Does her pussycat stink?

Oh Tara. This never gets old.

I feel like she was the originator of vocal fry.

When did this trick first start making tabloid headlines?

R59 That was so funny.

She had no self awareness that her boob was exposed.

DLSleuth, I feel like R28 is either Tara Reid's

a/ rep

b/ mom

c/ a crack addict

d/ all of the above, i.e. her rep mom is a crack addict.

Knowing and loving Tara, I'll go with d.

If she hadn't been such a messy partier, Tara could've easily snagged a sitcom role a la Alyson Hannigan and Kaley Cuoco. She'd have millions by now and have a much more stable life.

[quote] She probably has roast beef

Oh, I see you get your gynecological information from 4chan.

I heard her being interviewed a few months ago and she sounded brain damaged. She was so boring I turned off the show, it was like listening to some drunk on the street.

Supposedly she’s been supporting her family since she was a kid actress. One of my Facebook friends just told me that.

[quote]Can they operate on her stomach?

She's probably so skinny that there's not enough skin to pull and do a tuck...to get rid of all the wrinkles and divots.

I doubt whether it would be worth it with her being a minor celebrity.

When did she have her intestines removed?

She can't afford any surgery. She's barely scraping by.

Those dresses for all these awards ceremonies she's attending must cost a pretty penny.

She probably rents those dresses.

Girl got paid only $5000 for her part in the last Sharknado. It's not like she's rolling in dough.

Two things about her Xmas eve vid:

Why does the tree have only 6 ornaments on it?

Also, the desperation to convey wealth by leaving the luxury packaging and bags out instead of actually wrapping the gifts, is a little sad.

Tara Reid: Star of Devil's Pond

R75 I don't know if this is the case with Tara but some people add a new Christmas tree decoration each year. Maybe it's been six years since she's been with her current man.

She can't afford any more ornaments.

She can't afford lights. She's a squatter. Those Irish Twins live with her - because??? Drugs, orgies. OD's. Pimps. She does talk about how small her apartment is. The tired sad thing knows not to put on airs. I bet she was a nice girl, back when. Say Goodbye to Hollywood.

$5000 for Sharknado? She works to scale?!

She works for scale. But she'll party with you for less.

R74 I had to look this up because I was curious, apparently she earned $125K.

R82 thanks for proving what a fucking liar R74 is. So many "experts" on here who just spew shit.

WHET Jedward?

R84 They're fine. They're currently on Covid Twitter duties, doing battle with Anti-vaxers bizarrely. Anyway, they send their love.