Help! I have the biggest problem in the world right now. Where can I get a giant bow?

This is a true tragedy

That actually looks tasteful, OP. A giant bow covering the roof would look clownish and overshadow the car.

I need one that fits, dammit!

That car looks kind of old, are you regifting it?

Try grouping three together or four with one on top in the middle. Use cheap fabric for the side "ribbon".

Trashy, OP.

Isn’t it a little late, OP?

I wish I could help but I already have my BMW.

Good luck!

It's a little late, OP, but most car dealerships carry ribbons that will fit around a car. I've seen them advertised in showrooms.

The Giant Bow Store?

In the Bow District.

R9 is right. I know that some dealerships request to have the bows returned after you’re done impressing your special someone with that 1990 Toyota Camry.

No, the biggest at car dealerships are still waaaay too small. 😤

You can borrow mine.

When did Ellen Green get new headshots?

Bow-A-Rama, Paramus, NJ. But they are closed today, but a big sale tomorrow.

Bows Bows. Bows. & Girls.

No place is open, think ahead next time.

If someone had the nerve to present me me a car with such a pathetic fucking ribbon I'd run their sorry ass over.

Try “Bows R Us”

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For the nonsense money you paid for that car the dealership should have given you one free. But then, these are car salesmen.

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What is that, a 2006 325i? If you had purchased a new BMW, the dealership would have included an appropriately sized bow in the deal. Don't be a cheapskate.

Take a bow, anyone you want.

Buy one of these, your bow will fit perfectly.

Does a used BMW really deserve any kind of bow? Save the money for the repair bills.