shall we take a little Christmas peek inside Clarence House, C&M's London abode?

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All the presents under the tree seem to come from the same shop.

Nice enough, like going shopping at Fortnum & Mason.

Overall, it looks tackier and kitscher than our Montecito castle, to be honest.

Is Camila wearing a wig?

I thought the video was sweet.

Bauble- good god.

Charlie the guardsman is quite tall and dishy.

If you had to choose between Christmas with Charles and Camilla and Christmas with Harry and Meghan, who would you choose?

I'd pick Charles and Camilla in a second. Not really because of Charles because he's an environmentalist wacko but because of Camilla who always comes off as a fun chick to hang out with. She's got a dirty mind. I can appreciate that. You could let your hair down with Charles and Camilla unlike the other two who would be lecturing you about this that and the other in between making you paranoid about even touching anything.

Why is she wearing a pretzel brooch? I thought the Royals didn't like being reminded of their German heritage.

[quote]I'd pick Charles and Camilla in a second.

God, yes.

I'll bet the food's lovely.

I'm spending Christmas with Charlie, the guardsman.