My next door neighbour's teen son Joel and I are getting ready for a big winter storm.

[quote] the two of us will be snowed in together for several days.

[quote] Joel has gone to the market to stock up on essentials

Lube and Poppers?

How very dare you, R1?! Joel's a virgin.

And what about dear Joel’s parents?

Won’t they need his help in the snowstorm?

Might those hot tub chemicals be chloroform and E?

[quote]We also have our final Zoom bridge tournament of the year coming up, so Joel and I will likely discuss some strategy as well.

Even if Joel were hot at one time

You've turned him into a fat old cunt in your own image

When you say “teen” does that mean he’s 14 or 18??? Let’s stay on the right side of the law.

Joel's 18, R6.

What does Joel wear in the hot tub?

[quote] Joel's 18, [R6]

He's stuck at that age permanently.

[quote] What does Joel wear in the hot tub?

Three drops of French perfume!

[quote] What does Joel wear in the hot tub?

One would assume that he wears his speedos, since he's on the high school swim team.

Does he still have his green Speedo?

[quote]Three drops of French perfume!

One behind each ear....

Joel is special...

Joel wears nothing but a smile!

Is this Joel?

R15, no, Joel shows his manhood proudly.

Joel’s a little whore.

Good lord, OP, are you trying to bore Joel to death?

Someone, please get me outta here....

[quote] Over 30 centemetres of snow is expected to fall

OP is a fake and a massive fail!

Joel is an American. And we don't use "centemetres" (oh, dear!) in the U.S.A.

LIAR!

Joel has become very dull. Backgammon? Bridge? Next we'll be getting updates on his Mahjong schedule.

JOEL'S NOT AMERICAN, r20.

If you had been paying attention, you'd know that Joel is CANADIAN, on the WATER POLO (not swimming) team, and in COLLEGE, not high school.

The plot thickens .. Andre and his lickspittle Benjamin?

Meet Joel:

How is the new bed working out?

^^^^Close but you are wrong, that is Joel’s neighbor.

YES!!!! ! A Joel update. I needed to laugh today. I love ya, OP.

Oh, Blanche.

Where does Mitzi go, when op is cavorting with Joel?

OP is still unaware of the fact that, prior to moving next door to him, Joel completed his transition from Jolene, and his parents thought it best to start anew in a different country. OP’s failing vision made it unnecessary for Joel to fabricate a story about the lack of bulge in the green speedo, although he entertained testicular cancer as a possibility. OP’s hearing aid was off when discussing the water polo team; in fact, it’s regular polo, but when Joel talks about riding the pony, alas, it’s made of cotton. I worry about OP.

Joel is the Grubhub delivery guy that OP abducted.

Why don't you invite the Brick Shithouse Troll over for some post-prandial entertainment?

Joel is with his buddy Darren at Killington. Usually he brings his buddies to my house in Stowe but Darren's house is empty and in fact I don't think his parent's know he is there. They flew to Casa de Campo on Sunday. It's just as well, I don't want their Cornell Covid germs for Christmas. Darren is one strapping hot preppy.

OP, does Joel humiliate you and your PUNY COCKLET?

Didn't the Joel stories start like a decade ago?

Joel should be at least 30 by now.

Or, is this like most soap operas and Joel gets recast every few years with a new boy in town?

Joel texted me this of Darren, with shrinkage!

r34 is an impostor! Joel and Joel's friend are Canadian, in Canada. And Joel's friend would never use the word "buddy."

Are we sure there aren't more than one author of these Joel stories?

OP likes to be humiliated by Joel.

Joel brings his young, hot friends over to tease and smack the op's puny cocklet.

I’ve decided it’s time to come forward and end this charade (pronounced Sha rahd.)

It was fun for a while, but Benjamin and I have tired of our Zoom Bridge tournaments with Herschel (yes his name is Herschel) and Joel. At first Joel was just an empty chair. We thought it was a bit unfair because Herschel would have to look at Joel’s cards, but we felt sorry for the old guy.

But now that he’s got a Teddy Ruxpin in a crocheted Speedo as Joel, it’s gotten out of hand. We can never tell what he’s bidding. It’s always “I’m Teddy Ruxpin” or “I love you.” We also believe they’re sending signals to each other to cheat.

The "puny cocklet" guy is not Joel's neighbor. He the one with the husbear, and their kids Colton, Packer, and Mackenzie.

Ladies and gentlemen.

I present to you..... JOEL!

[quote]OP likes to be humiliated by Joel. Joel brings his young, hot friends over to tease and smack the op's puny cocklet.

Sometimes Joel likes to call it OP's clit, but it's hard for them to find it under OP's folds of fat

Once, Joel tried to finger-bang OP's pussy in front of his friends...

but OP moaned and enjoyed backing up on Joel's fingers in his cunt so much

it sort of spoiled the fun...Joel just jammed a dildo in OP and sent him upstairs

Joel told me that he has to get drunk and high, to even consider having sex with the op.

And he usually scrubs himself with bleach when they're done.

I like smelling butts-- in fact, I consider myself a connoisseur of butts and their many aromas. So believe me when I say Joel's butt does not smell good at all. I rate his butt 2/10.