How did Jodie Foster's kids turn out?

Supposedly Randy Stone

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James Woods? Mel Gibson? Jodie sure has strange friends in her circle.

With such stellar father figures as James Woods, Mel Gibson, and Robert Downey, Jr., they surely must have turned out exceptionally well-adjusted!

R4 I don't think James is involved in the kid's life. He probably just nutted into a cup for Jodie.

His DNA is involved in the kid’s life, though.

Is this rumor just based on the kid looking like James Woods, or is there more solid info?

Doesn't James Woods have notorious sizemeat? He's an asshole and a lunatic but I can kind of understand why Jodie picked him to father her son. You don't get any higher in the world than being a white American man with wealthy parentage, a high IQ and a huge dick.

apparently dick size is passed through the mother to son.

then all guys would have clits.

Well R9 I guess that explains why a lot of men have issues with their mothers.

Foster fancies herself as this sophisticated intellectual, but has or had friends like Gibson (racist, sexist and lunatic) and Woods (Trump lunatic). I used to admire her, but no more.

Jesus, of all the men to father your child, hideous James Woods?

She says that she stuck by her friendship with Gibson because his racist and abusive tirades came about because of addiction and mental health issues and that she doesn't believe you should drop a friend who is suffering with those. Noble I guess.

Was James Woods crazy 20 years ago? Seems like all the right wing stuff is kind of new.

[quote]R14 She says that she stuck by her friendship with Gibson because his racist and abusive tirades came about because of addiction and mental health issues and that she doesn't believe you should drop a friend who is suffering with those.

She'd also directed a movie he was in that was preparing for release when his scandal broke.

The father of one, if she has more than one, is a Yalie.

If James is the father of the kid, the kid is probably a genius. Woods went to MIT.

R17 Too bad his Twitter account went to a hillbilly community college.

Does the poor kid have cystic acne too? James Woods is a crater face.

The older one goes to Yale.

R17, Was just about to say that. You might not like his politics, but it is clear the man is very, very smart.

I’m told her children hate liver with fava beans.

Just being curious here, but do none of you have friends who have different political beliefs or who have some views that you in no way support or agree with?

[quote]R23 do none of you have friends who have different political beliefs

What are friends?

I remember a quote from Jodie years ago where she said Woods was the smartest person she ever met.

R15 she’s known Gibson since they filmed Maverick nearly 30 years ago. He seems like an asshole to the extreme, even when he’s not ranting and raving like an unhinged mental patient. Have at it Jodie.

Did she ride those cocks or get turkey baster pregnant. I would have ridden both those guys, with pleasure.

R23 No, they don't. The incessant virtue-signaling substitutes for the brains, humanity and common sense they lack, the qualities necessary for real human relationships.

R20 Gee, I wonder how he got in.

Jodie is lez.

Jodie Foster/Mel Gibson kids would have been gorgeous.

R14 He may not have been crazy 20 years ago, but he surely was ugly.

that resume at r20 seems kind of gay, Pippin, Rocky Horror... theater geek.

Ohh I hope he's not gay. Jodie hates gay men.

r34, Randy Stone, who is probably the father of her younger son, was gay.