Tom Cruise finds new beard Hayley Atwell

Him: saggy eyes.

Her: big boobies.

Will she dress in a red wrestling outfit and wrestle Tammy about the floor? He's ageing badly too.

3 nominations, no wins (same as # of wives)

Why is she don’t this? Is she a Scientologist whackadoodle?

From wikipedia Atwell says: Atwell stated that she always felt genderless

38, no relationships to speak of....lez or trans

Is he really that delusional he thinks people believe him to be heterosexual?

She looks like a dyke.

I was thinking that she looks surprisingly ‘normal woman’ for an actress.

Is Hayley Atwell related to Winifred Atwell?

All’s well that ends well. Too bad it won’t be for her.

I have never heard of her.

I’m thrilled for them! No one can pull the wool over my eyes, it’s true love!

The timing of this is so convenient - coming out right after his meltdown.

Just when I thought Tammy had given up on collecting beards......

Cruise not only hit the wall, the entire wall collapsed on top of him.

Loved Atwell in “The Line of Beauty” (2006), always thought she’d become big but she doesn’t really seem to have caught on and others like Felicity Jones seem to have usurped her. Being involved with Cruise will definitely raise her profile internationally but it could all go Katie Holmes for her career-wise which would be a shame.

She looks very familiar.

His dorky Mapother genes are really starting to dominate his face.

Did she get screamed at too?

He has gold star standards. 😂😂

R17 she played Peggy Carter in the Captain America movies.

She looka lika MAN!

Two incels find true love in separate bedrooms, perfect match

Yuck

Cruise's next role should be some fat asshole cop.

Couple plates of pasta a day and no workout should help him get there.

She has to be a Scientologist. David Miss Cabbage wouldn't otherwise allow this "union."

What a fake.

Suri is the spitting image of Tom.

I hope when she's being held hostage in some Scientology compound Chris Evans attacks the compound with no shirt and his Captain America shield and kills that Cabbage guy and the entire Seaorg. And then Leah Remini takes over and eventually becomes just as bad as Cabbage.

R28 Suri does look exactly like him. I think she's pretty. His face translates better on a girl. She's an IVF baby. Too bad he has nothing to do with his only bio child.

Are we sure that's not Suri?

She was in the first Captain America movie and her character had a tv series built around her. I think it lasted one or two seasons.

She also had another short lived series where Daniel Franzese (from Mean Girls and Looking) played her brother.

I hope she gets a bigger career out of this, but what a Faustian bargain that must be.

In the meantime, I saw some headline where Cruise was referred to as "Old Yeller."

R28, I think so, too. As they get older, it becomes more and more apparent she’s his bio child. It used to be a struggle to connect them, in my mind, but now it’s easier to see.

He needs an eye lift

Tom looks fine for fifty-eight.

I know he's had work done, but I think it has settled and he looks like a fairly attractive middle-aged guy.

He looks ridiculous doing action movies at 58. He needs to behind the scenes like a Alfred. Or in a wheelchair behind a computer.

Isn’t she 5’4”? Sad! This new hag looks like Claire Danes and Katie Holmes smashed together

"feels genderless" = asexual

Quite big tits

I always liked her. I've seen her in numerous Brit things. She was in the recent remake of Howard's End. She was great but it was a boring remake.

[quote]"feels genderless" = asexual

Then they're probably well-suited for each other. I know that we like to joke about Tammy being closeted but I don't see him as homosexual, or heterosexual, or sexual at all, really. Maybe I'm wrong and he's a total cock-fiend behind closed doors, but I just can't picture it.

Atwell was great in the remake of Brideshead Revisited, the one with Matthew Goode and Ben Whishaw. She plays Julia Flyte. The movie was meh, but the performances were strong, hers included.

I also saw her in that remake of Brideshead and the remake of Howard’s End. I think she’s quite a handsome woman. What does she want with him? She can act.

Vive la lez!

[quote]His face translates better on a girl.

No it does not. Not at all.

I'm so happy he finally got to get with his crush! He's been longing for several months!

October 14:

Notice how his PR team leaked this story 2 days after his on set freak out. Fake fake fake

R28 by Tom you must mean fellow Scientologist Tommy Davis

He is aging so poorly. He is also insane...she there is that.

I've only seen her in "The Line of Beauty" but I remember a story about her chastising her Twitter followers for calling her "Mom." She told them it was creepy. She sounds too no nonsense for Scientology... But then again, so did Leah Remini (though Remini was raised in it so I guess she gets a pass).

It didn't surprised me that while she's worked steadily, that she hasn't really become a star/It Girl. She has very strong jaw an her nose can look piggy. And big tits aren't really in for actresses who are expected to be clotheshorses.

I think some of her buzz was taken by Gemma Arterton.

*surprise

"They" said the same thing about Tom romancing his previous co-star of MI6, Rebecca Ferguson. "They" also said he was getting steamy with his costar, Olga whatever, during the filming of Oblivion. It's always just a bunch of PR bullshit "they" vomit out to try to humanize the asexual Sci-Bot and to generate buzz for the flick.

I don't get how these lavender relationships survive. Faking day after day seems tedious. Brad pitt necking in front of his kids with jolie.

Shut up, R54. He's a young, virile, single man sowing his wild oats!

R56 Oof...you're right. I see that now. How could I have been so stupid, so cynical and so gullible to assume Tom's many onset dalliances were contrived PR devices? He's in the prime of his goddamn life! He's grabbing 'em ALL by ALL of their pussies!

(R56) Young??? Are you 90?

There have been lesbian rumors about her since the first Captain America movie. Telling the story of Chris Evans, Sébastien Stan, other cast and crew members, and she going to the gay pride festival of a town near their filming location did little to squash the rumors. I'm disappointed to hear about her dating Miss Tammy. Atwell was my favorite current actress. I thought she had more sense than this.

R59 She does, and she's not. Until you hear the words come straight out of her lips, we must assume that it's PR bullshit. There is ZERO evidence of them canoodling off-set. All we are seeing are photos taken from the set.

[quote]Notice how his PR team leaked this story 2 days after his on set freak out. Fake fake fake

R48, possibly, but reaction to the tape seemed to be pretty split down the middle (many people agreed with Cruise's angry response if not his use of expletives), so I'm not sure if that was enough of a PR disaster for him to warrant this lame cover-up. But then, even a half-PR disaster could've been deemed enough to plant this latest fake romance story, so it doesn't mean you're wrong.

Did people gossip about John Wayne's love life in the late 1960s/early 1970s? There has to be a time when the press stop doing that.

The press has been covering for gay stars from beginning of hollywood. John wayne married mexican ladies. He hung out on his yacht with his gay director and friends

She looks like what Kate Beckinsale would look like if she decided to transition (a la Elliot Page) and consume 5,000 calories a day.

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I liked Hayley in Captain America. But this looks like a desperate act on both of their parts.

Seems it may be Hayley’s PR trying to give her one last push to be a big name. They do seem desperate to make these films a big hit. Can’t really see Cruise doing a limited series for streaming and what a waste of his stunt work and injuries if it all goes straight to the small screens.

Hayley should date Henry Cavill.

Tammy needs to act his age. He still thinks he's 30 years old and looks good in action movies. He's a joke.

Am I a joke?

Not with that huge dick you aren't, R70

People still want to fuck Liam.

Nobody wants to fuck Tammy with her seventh facelift.

Liam is old but he still looks like a man. Tom has had so much PS that he looks like a lady in her late 50's from the shoulders up. So, yes. Liam = still fuckable. Cruise = sadly, not so much

Not to be outdone, Katie Holmes and her beau go official right after.

He looks really old. At least she is almost 40. He needs someone 45+ though.

R47, how old is that picture of Cruise? Twenty years? Thirty?

Separated at birth?

This guy is such an asshole.

R75 cruise needs someone 18. I still think he could be straight if he avoids fag hags.