Anyone have uncensored Hunter Biden pics?

They are all over the place. They've appeared here. They're here at the DL now.

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He really is hung. Even Melania's stretched out snatch would have problems taking it.

He has a beautiful penis

"Beautiful Penis". Isn't that Madonna Bootana's new single?

he trims his pubes I see

All this negative publicity about his IRS problems is sure to lead to a return to drugs.

Mouth watering!😍

I’d ride his cock like a quarter pony in a K-Mart vestibule.

he's gross.

Damn it is nice I wonder if he got it from daddy.

fuck! thanks R7!!!!!

That is the most beautiful cock I’ve ever seen. It’s perfection.

The dump boys probably look down at the tiny mushrooms they inherited with disgust now.

It's a good length but it doesn't look especially thick and that's definitely not 9" as has been speculated.

R8 reminds me of the Ab Fab episode when Patsy rides the pony!

He can join FDR Jr. and Steven Ford as hottest presidential son.

You can't see his face in most of the pics. So, don't be naive. Trump's minions hard at work creating a fake/ false narrative. You got played.

R17 a false narrative with a tasty dick! DLers are all too familiar with that type of plot line...

he’s got bad teeth though

[quote][R8] reminds me of the Ab Fab episode when Patsy rides the pony!

It was a bird!

Yes yes the bird LMAO!

He’s disgusting. The toejob video where he’s smoking crack was an all time low. The dick is any 7.5-8 inch dick you can find on any hustler. But you enjoy.

Today I learned I’m a hustler... will use that in my Grindr bio!

R22 is is Donnie Jr.

R22 it’s not huge huge but big enough where odds are he see another dick and thinks to himself “Wow that’s it???”

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Here's another one:

That is a really, truly, bonafide GREAT DICK.

One more:

What's going on in R29? An orgy?

That’s the ideal penis to me. I mean to each their own, but wow. 🤤

R31 - no shit. That's a thing of beauty - big and thick but not veiny or too big or too thick. If you could have plastic surgery for dicks, this one would be the design everyone would want.

And he's very good looking as well.

I subscribed to Monthly just to thank R7 and R27 for finally solving the cut/uncut mystery of the Bidens. If I didn't just bust a nut I would've totally done it to those pix. Gorgeous cock on a pretty gorgeous man -- even as a crack addict and tax evader. I think the Republicans are doing the investigation thing on purpose, they want to see more of that pretty boy cock. Trump's stump gets stiff with this shit. Bannon's too.

R32 yes he should sell a dildo of it

To determine whether this investigation will move forward, we need to see more. More, damn it!

Imagine that penis on Beau.

Sigh.

The nation lost a truly perfect man. There is no God.

Any man who has that pretty of the penis is fully qualified to offer that as a “bullet point”.

Hunter is sexier than his brother was.

We all know Trump is pinning badly over his loss in the election. But even more than that, he squirms uncomfortably in his seat in the Oval Office staring at these pics, wondering if the penis size gene is passed through the father.

How is penis size determined genetically?

Several websites say his height is 5' 8".

Of course Joe has a big dick, too. Dr. Jill has been spoiled.

Damn, Hunter's cock is perfect! Thanks for the unpixelated snaps!

You're welcome everyone!

It's a very nice cock.

How does that beautiful cock feel and how much cum does it shoot?

Beautiful cock, but how hard is it not to take pictures while having sex? Maybe he should have dinner with Gavin Newsom in the nude at the French Laundry.

R45 If he did not take photos then only a few would know he has a big gorgeous cock

R40, I read that dick size is usually determined by mom, not dad. Which I guess explains how brothers have different sized dicks. You Y chromosome from dad just determines that you have a dick in the first place.

I have been a Hunter lover for months now. And that love has blossomed into pure infatuation. Thanks for the pics!!

Why would mother donating the gene "explain how brothers have different sizes" any more than if the father donated the gene?

Looks good. So he has sex and takes pics here and there. What’s the big deal? Other than his dick. I just hope he is sober.

If my dick was that perfect, I'd take pictures of it too.

I'd put it on the front of my Christmas cards: "Happy holidays from me and my beautiful dick! You're welcome, Me"

These pictures must drive the tRump boys and their women nuts.

especially the male who is the greedy cock sucker at parties

Agree, R51. Trumper men are are secretly jealous and rageful knowing their wives are thinking about that big, perfect Biden dick while they fuck, instead of their own pathetic three or four incher. They know, in their cold dead hearts, their women are covetous of that big, beautiful Biden cock.

No wonder reports of domestic violence have risen.

The sons' mother.

Was she sort of a small time deb? P

Has Hunter dabbled in homosex?

Meh, Ivanka's is bigger than that.

Joe had posed nude for paintings in his younger days.

Is he still spiraling or is he getting help now?

Hunter is sexy.

Why is he uncut at R29?

To see how big his dick really is in real life, just blow up the pic on your iPad until it’s life size. Then put your hand around it to gauge the size.

I bet Joe is uncut.

Mmmm...it keeps popping into my mind throughout the day.

Thank you, Hunter!

The trumpers can call you names and accuse you of crimes, but they can never take away your huge cock.

Hunters pornhub account revealed he watched gay porn.

So Hunter is uncut?

Really R54, I thought it was just some chicks with dicks stuff?

He looks like he has smega on his dick. White stringy stuff connecting to his dickhead and a ring of white right beneath it. Plus spots on his dickhead. He’s dirty and gross.

He likes gay porn, trannies, and group sex. Hunter got pegged by some strippers at the Hustler club.

I hope to see more of the Biden meat.

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[quote] I’d ride his cock like a quarter pony in a K-Mart vestibule.

😂🤣😂🤣😂

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I am obviously very late to the Hunter Biden penis party, but I have no idea what the story is behind these pictures. Did he get hacked?

Yes, likely got hacked. The Trump team likely made up the entire story of broken laptops being fixed in Delaware to cover up from the fact that the pics and videos were hacked illegally.

It blew up in their faces because the broken laptop story had way too many holes

Hunter had a Pornhub account.

Hunter had a Pornhub account.

Did Hunter have a pornhub account?

That's what I hear.

The Trump family is jealous that he has a nice penis. Donald and his boys are mushroom size.

Hunter Biden is a SLEAZEBALL , but I would do him. He's HOT

Hmmm. Does anyone have his number?

Yes I doo.

The Hunter Biden pics didn't produce a big scandal because it is NOT a scandal. The First Lady is a whore with her own nudes. Hunter isn't even a whore!

They tried to get dirty on Hunter doing influenced peddling at GREAT profit and coming up short, they tried a bait and switch by going with these pics. STUPID. Everyone saw Hunter was a sexed up sexy drug abuser with a huge dick. Not a crime and the natural response was to laugh because, you know, more like "well he's got a big dick" and "I'd fuck him."

Where is the nice one of Hunter standing in a doorway?

Wonder if Beau was blessed with the same size meat as his brother. Fate killed the wrong one I swear :( Don't get me wrong I am grateful for Hunter giving us his nudes during his sprial, but still...

This thing with crack… Is there a video of him smoking crack?

I’d like to revisit the nude mirror selfie that was going around if anyone has a copy

There is video of Hunter smoking crack while getting a foot job. Also video of him getting pegged.

I’d like to visit the video of him getting pegged please

It was on his Pornhub which is now set to private.

When you say pegged, was it by a cis-man, cis-woman with a strap-on, or transgendered?

The second option.

What is the verdict? Is he cut or uncut? It doesn’t look like he has a circumcision scar.

I'd like to revisit the notorious photo where he's giving John John a blowjob while Ron Reagan, Jr. blows him and Neil Bush is giving him a slow, deep rim job.

Hunter's circumcised. It's well done.

After Trump, America just doesn't care about sex as something particularly scandalous any more

r90 It's not private, it's full on gone due to the Pornhub purge of 2020. Someone saved it of course.

Are there any pics of his ass from the rear? or of his hole?

We had pics here but they were taken down.

Is that scar on Hunter's belly from the car accident?

You just know Kimberly Guilfoyle is diddling her twat over these photos.

I thought Kimmy liked fish?

No, R102, the sexual harrassment involved Kimmie forcing staffers to look at pics of the penises of many men who have swamped her phone with solicitations.

R83 The fact that Hunter has a big penis only puts the Trump men to shame with their baby mushroom dicks.

It's too skinny and has a weird slimey-malformed looking head.

That’s not slime. That’s smegma. Cheese.

Where are the pics?

At R7.

r108, thank you! Not bad in my opinion.

Besides the dickcheese, not bad.

What the fuck - can we please get some more photos already? I know they’re out there

Let's see Joe's too.

Joe was quite handsome in his younger days and gives off a lot of big dick energy.

Wow

Remember the days when you could just hold your thumb on a picture to copy it without leaving DL to do so?

It's the internet so surely those photos and videos are still online somewhere.

If anyone can dig up an early home movie clip of Joe doing a whirybird with his dick and a big shit-eating grin on his face I'd be eternally grateful.

Are we to assume he inherited big dick genes from his father? I wonder.

Funny how Kimberly Guilfoyle always seems to pop up in these threads involving Hunter Biden and his huge cock.

He had a kid with his late brother's wife. I guess she was mesmerized by his big dick too

Hunter's got rugged good looks and a sexy voice. He should be in movies.

R120 porn movies?

If he'd gone the showbiz route, 20 years ago he could have been perfectly cast as "Smarmy Asshole Law Firm Junior #2."

R119, They fucked for a couple of years after Beau died, with Joe and Jill's blessing, but they did not create a child.

After being with Donald Dump jr for so long, Kimberly Guilfoyle would be desperate to ride Hunter's meaty cock just so she can feel what a real penis is like after so long of not having one at her disposal...

r52 Male?? Ooohh male who sucks cock at parties.Who is that Eric or Don junior??

Many people are saying Donnie Jr wants to ride Hunter's cock, that's what I hear.

I do but I’m not sharing

r127 Meanie!!

r126 So you are saying it is Don junior known for previously giving blowjobs at parties? I was leaning towards Eric.

Eric has the gay face in that family.

Both, r128. They didn't call our trump train by accident.

Since 45 apparently has a twisted, mutilated tiny mushroom dick, I wonder if the sons are equally un-hung.

Wait, Hunter knocked up his brother’s wife?

No, he knocked up a stripper which ended his relationship with his brother's wife. Then he married a woman he had known for two weeks. They have a son named Beau.

Do the pegging videos actually exist?

If he is that adventurous, I’d hit his ass.

The pegging video was at the Hustler club.

R 135 Receipts?

A stripper in NYC who had a session with Hunter said he was up for ass play, but only with an unused dildo fresh out of the box, which was acquired from a sex shop nearby.

Is it a loose 'german' cut?

Or skinned back?

The head looks a bit more arrow-like, that often uncut are.

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[quote]he was up for ass play, but only with an unused dildo fresh out of the box

I like a man with standards.

I have to admit that I love this crazy guy. He sounds like a true wreck.

Has he moved into the WH? He attended mass with Joe the other day and made the SS hold up traffic so he could grab some bagels.

Think global, shop local

May I help you find a size?

Or would you like to try it on, Sir?

Joe Biden still has wonderful hairy arms, as demonstrated by his vaccination photo ops.

Hunter seems bi-curious.

For some reason it made me really happy to know that he wanted a new dildo fresh out of the box, I would love to work that in and out of his hole

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No father, even if he's the president, is going to be embarrassed by his son having nudes out there when the dick is that big.

He needs a real dick up his ass not a fucking dildo.

Not sure what the issue is with posters on the "It's NOT that big" shit, but y'all are tripping. It IS big and it's spectacular.

It is big, and what's more, some big dicks are fucking ugly. That is not. That is a beautiful big dick.

What the hell happened to all the nudes that were in this thread??? Muriel, I*demand*those links be restored immediately.

[quote]Why is he uncut at [R29]?

Why not? Circumcision in the U.S. was never mandatory, just on an arc of popularity that began in the 1860s. It was never a certain sign of economic status either.

The popularity of circumcision peaked in the U.S. (not in The Data Lounge, evidently) in the 1970s at a high of about 85%. Outside of religious tradition, its practice dates to various ideas from the second half of the 19th Century: mostly in now disregarded theories of prevention of venereal disease, links to epilepsy, hysteria, mental illness, and as a prevention of masturbation.

Pretty young Jill Jacobs did not sign on to marry a balding politician and raise his two young sons out of the goodness of her heart. (Although the woman is a saint.)

She was getting DESTROYED BY MONSTER COCK. (You can be a saint and still love big dick.)

So Joe's got a big penis too, huh?

I think Joe should have whipped out his monster at that first presidential debate. That would have shut Donald up right then and there.

This photo is hot.

I can't get the dick pic from 4chan to work anymore. Anyone have a spare?

Maybe not the same one but enjoy.

That pretty thing is wasted on fish.

my god it's statesmanlike

Nice dick too bad it's attached to a junkie.

All the dick pics are still available in the more recent Hunter thread.