Chris Pine will star in Dungeons and Dragons

He's attractive. I won't deny that. But (and I think this same thing has been said on DL many times) I think the closet ages people much more quickly.

An excellent opportunity for a superb thespian such as himself.

Dungeons and Dragons? Wasn't this something that was popular decades and decades ago? Hollywood has become so pathetic - even when they aspire to cash in on something inherently cynical and derivative they're too out of touch to capture the zeitgeist. The gamers are on a different planet at this point.

Only if they rehire my sexy daughter, she will do any sex scenes under my guidance that you need!

[Quote] Does he have a divorce to pay off or something?

Yes, Chris has separated from his local Off-Licence.

He was hot until he wasn’t anymore. I guess him showing peen in that medieval series didn’t help him in the long run like he had hoped. His jock features are slowly getting pudgier and pudgier. Chris Hemsworth is really the only Chris worth mentioning at this point.

R3 - or it's a chance to revive interest. D&D still has a fan base. Plus it's an opportunity for an endless franchise - it's a game, not a piece of fiction brought to life. It can have an endless number of scripts.

Personally, I can't believe how many adult gamers there are and people who love Marvel anything. It seems to have expanded so much the past 25 years. There's an audience for this - and most of this stuff will be produced through CGI anyway.

Did he let Zach suck him off?

He's only doing it so he can afford to buy pajama pants.

Paramount is producing it so they will find some way to fuck it up.

He's perfect for Benjamin Stone in the movie of FOLLIES.

He should have doing a proper full frontal of that big hairy cock

Didn't they try doing this film years ago and it was a massive flop?

I'm frequently amazed by the sheer size of his head.

[R7] Point taken - but it's another case in which Hollywood wants to jump on a bandwagon - however dubious given its age - as opposed to driving the culture itself. Having ceded the creative mantle to Marvel and DC, it's almost unthinkable that they'd produce an ambitious, original, high-concept screenplay simply because they thought it was unique and great. They wouldn't be able to recognize "unique and great."

Did anyone see him in the LA production of "The Lieutenant of Inishmore"?

I hope that they do better than they did before when it was starring Will Wheaton.

Dungeons and Dragons is as big a mystery to me as TikTok. I don't fucking get it! It's like a board game but there's no game board.

Maybe a movie will help me understand it.

Working title: Closets & Drag Queens

[R18] I don't know much about it but, as a product of the pre-digital era, it's a role playing game involving a GAME OF THRONES-like generic medieval world. Feel free to correct me. Although I do admire the old retro human touch of such a game, this seems like something much better achieved utilizing CGI digital technology and avatars. A movie seems beside the point. At least a video game would be interactive.

Chris Pine's dad Robert Pine was pretty nice back in the day.