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Why did she have *five* children? Obviously she was engaged in some type of child swapping scheme because the dark haired boy disappeared and was replaced by a Stepford child.
And what exactly happened to her husband? And why would she let Reuben Kincaid hang around so much?
And what did she expect to happen to her children once musical tastes changed? Did she think they could survive the rapidly approaching MTV era?
| by Anonymous | reply 7 | December 13, 2020 8:28 PM |
And why was she obsessed with her sons’ dick sizes?
| by Anonymous | reply 1 | December 13, 2020 3:34 PM |
The five children obviously had five different fathers.
| by Anonymous | reply 2 | December 13, 2020 3:48 PM |
Shirley was a prostitute. And having a go at her kids cost extra. Rueben was their pimp.
| by Anonymous | reply 3 | December 13, 2020 4:46 PM |
Shirley never got over her role in Elmer Gantry.
| by Anonymous | reply 4 | December 13, 2020 5:00 PM |
She was involved in Pizzagate.
| by Anonymous | reply 5 | December 13, 2020 5:02 PM |
Shirley Patridge would not quit until the band was complete.
It took her five pregnancies, but she finally birthed a kid who could play the tambourine.
| by Anonymous | reply 6 | December 13, 2020 8:18 PM |
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