Timotay hosts SNL 12/12! OMG. With Bruce Springsteen and the E Street Band

Squeeeeee!

Finally a SNL fraus and their frauleins can enjoy together!

BRUCEEEEEEEEEEE ! ! !

Will Springsteen use a walker or a wheelchair.

He pronounces his name Timothy. Is that so the Frauen don’t get confused? Or is he afraid being perceived as “foreign” might hurt his Q rating?

If Bruce performs Dancing in the Dark, will Timmy appear in Courtney Cox role?

I’d like to see that.

The frau stans will be fingering their snatches raw tomorrow night!

They should have a special X rated skit where Bruce and Timothee get locked in a dressing room and discover their mutual desire to experiment.

They should have a bullet for all of this nonentity's idiot frau fans who infest DL.

Sit and spin, little R8.

Take a bullet r9. All of you loser no-life frau cunts should be run off this board. Fucking useless twats.

There are plenty of legitimate homosexualists among Timmo’s stans.

And they need to stop clogging up this board.

I hope Beck Bennett sucks his toes.

Bruuuuuuuuce!!!!!

Does Timothy even know who Bruce is?

He's not even cute with half of his face covered.

[quote]I could just die!

Please do, and soon.

In a grease fire.

R9=retard frau cunt fuck.

anti-Timothee people are so funny. They are so obsessed with him it is unhealthy. Make you think they are closeted obsessed fans in denial

Tim has a HUGE dick.

And there are so many more of them on DL, r19, than there are Tim O'Tay "stans." What's that about?

Pro-Timmy trolls are delusional to think everyone is attracted to such a marginal talent with such a ratty face and hair. Not all of us have low standards.

I for one hope Timmy and Bruce partner on a rendition of a Timmy’s big hit Statistics.

[quote]Will Springsteen use a walker or a wheelchair.

Bruce looks great for his age, years of not drugging and boozing are the main reason he looks so great at 71. Meanwhile, the druggies and the alcoholic performers look like absolute shit, the rest of those losers have already dropped dead much younger than Bruce's age.

Is Timmy a junkie? He's insanely thin...

R25 Timmy doesn’t bother with the messy life of food, he exists solely on air and Fresca, with an occasional bagel thrown in.

If Timmy’s on can Jacob Elordi be next?

Um, has Jacob Elordi been nominated for an Oscar, appeared in multiple Oscar-nominated films, or landed the lead in a blockbuster?

Fucking Kaia Gerber isn't enough to land an SNL hosting gig.

And the crazy Timmy stans have arrived.....

At this point, who hasn’t fucked Kaia Gerber, and it would really piss off Pete on top of that!

The selfie he posted us so hot I want him to fuck my dead body.

R31 you’re a troll right? If not, ewwwwww

Timothée is that hard to write? Omg Americans, really.....

R32 I'm deadly serious. He could fuck every orifice of my dead corpse. I'm gagging for it.

I can write Timothée, but thank God I’m an American, so I’m free not to.

He really is becoming an attention seeking narcissist whether it’s on social media or through PR stunts or pap walks.

An actor who is an attention-seeking narcissist? No!

R37 Seriously LMAO . All actors are narcissistic. Atleast he's sexy.

R38: If you think he’s sexy, you’ve been fooled by his PR.

R39 Sure Jan. I think it's probably the sexy face and huge..brain that's tricking me.

R39 Just noticed your posting history. You're the "Timmy is overexposed " troll.

He really bugs you, huh? LMAO:

"Timmy Chalamet releases another Dune Photo The bottom line is he's starting to develop a backlash because of overexposure. The most recent Daily Mail article on him and Dune had a lot of more negative comments than usual. Some comments included the following: he's overrated, his face is everywhere, I'm sick of him. One person even wrote: "Just because his legion of fangirls find his sickly look appealing doesn't mean he should be cast in everything."

I say this because it totally reminds me of Jennifer Lawrence. Based on her one performance in Winter's Bone, she was the overhyped newcomer who was suddenly in everything. She soon developed a backlash although her personality was a huge factor there. The fact is seeing him in multiple projects is starting to become tedious and unfair. I respect everyone's opinions but ultimately I really see him fading or the industry winding him down."

"Tim has a HUGE dick."

And *you* know this how? Are you his mother or something?

I wonder if Cecily has seen it yet?

Is Armie going to be a surprise guest?

R44 LMAO that would be pretty pathetic for him. Talk about clinging to a man half your age. Please let this happen.

[quote]Timothée is that hard to write? Omg Americans, really...

Not everyone can master the alt+233 key. And I like the "Tim O'Tay" spelling.

R46 that would be alt+0233

Just 12:32 hrs to go!

[quote]They should have a BUFFET for all of this nonentity's idiot frau fans who infest DL.

Fixed that for ya R8.

[quote]Meanwhile, the druggies and the alcoholic performers look like absolute shit

And play as many dates as he does.

[quote]anti-Timothee people are so funny. They are so obsessed with him it is unhealthy. Make you think they are closeted obsessed fans in denial

Hardly, R19. You retard Tim-O-TAY cunt fuck obssessives make it quite easy to ridicule both him and your retard clique. Unlike you retards we never think of him but when you shit all over DL we get to have lots of fun attacking you.

Posting and deleting a selfie is pretty desperate for attention.

Take your twat over to reddit r49.

R53-triggered frau cunt fuck, presently eating her feelings.

What is it about this guy that is so divisive? He seems like an average 25 year old actor. Nothing interesting enough to be polarizing. He hasn't said anything stupid or done anything to warrant such attention. He isn't even that well-known in the general public because most of his roles aren't Marvel or DC stuff.

r55 it's the infestation of frau stans on DL.

which male cast member can play Armie in a Call Me By Your Name spoof?

R55 Besides Armie Hammer and the DL Timothee hating troll who is posting on this thread, he's not divisive. All beautiful and successful people are hated by jealous losers. He's not unique in that way.

r58 it's a gay board and it doesn't need multiple stan threads from idiot frauettes.

He's beloved by so many too in the industry. You have to be easy to get along with to guarantee long-term success. I don't really find him attractive at all besides his hair. But he seems nice and harmless and not worthy of millions of threads.

I once saw a barely B-list actor, before facebook or twitter, get "fangurled" at a film festival, and was thoroughly shocked, horrified, and frankly disgusted by the fangurls who chased after him, stood on a ropeline for him, screamed for him, were seen standing in packs outside his hotel, etc. There wasn't a single one in the crowd who was under 40 and who was normal sized. Yes. It's true. They were all over weight and mostly in their 40s, and 50's. I saw a few who were maybe in their 30s but they were all big. Like Buffalo. Big. Loud, disgusting, silly females. I think these are people who don't want to grow up or age. They act like they are teenagers. Dress like it too! And lots of heavy make up like clowns. It made my skin crawl. Fat, pathetic, delusional cows. I also think the anonymity of the internet encourages magical thinking where these sad creatures can pretend to be whoever they want and play out their adolescent fantasies online. That's why so many straight females come to DL to pretend. But it's real hard to fake, gurls!

The internet has made it easier for these delusional wrecks to find each other,and to reinforce their obssessive, abnormal behavior, and make them feel like it's OK.

R62 yes I see this with so many fandoms. Beyoncé, BTS, One Direction, etc. Very creepy how obsessed people become about these people and actively bully others online about it. It's a mob mentality.

Definitely r63. The Internet has taken obsessed, stalker-ish fandom to a whole new level. Pre-internet, these people were mostly isolated. Now they have whole online communities where they can band together and share in their obsession, and convince themselves that it's normal. The explosion of the paparazzi with websites like TMZ, Just Jared etc. follow these celebs and post their whereabouts constantly, so the crazies know exactly where they are. It's all so sick and unhealthy.

(57) I say Beck Bennett. He's a sexy daddy.

Springsteen is beginning to look like a little old Italian man.

R61 described every single frau cunt that infests this place.

I felt really bad for the guys in One Direction. It's weird as fuck to have young girls writing very graphic gay pornographic fiction about them and then try to argue that they're gay in real life. Then harass their girlfriends and call people homophobes for not believing in their ships. The guys in 1D where teens themselves and self conscious about it.

Hanson had some weirdo fans too. They have so many underage incest stories on Nifty and they date back to the late 90s.

Mikey Day is my sexy daddy!

R61 why are you so bitter over fat old fangurls? And it says a lot that you were in the same place as them. Are you sure you aren't one of them?

Stay on topic queens. The conversation is sexy Chalamet doing skits hopefully scantily clad with other big dicks like Pete Davidson.

Pete is funny (at times) but he's not attractive at all regardless of his big dick.

R72 Maybe they'll reenact Call me by your name but this time without the weird child groomer and with him and Pete pounding it out rather than cutting to the tree. That would be hilarious.

You people are kidding yourself if you think Pete can pull off playing a graduate student, he’d have trouble playing a preschool graduate.

[quote]why are you so bitter over fat old fangurls? And it says a lot that you were in the same place as them. Are you sure you aren't one of them?

I was there because a friend wrote the screenplay for a film.

I'd be scared out of my mind if I were a celebrity today with all the crazy fans out there. I'm not saying that they are all dangerous, but still, many of them have crossed the line. The scary thing is, some of these individuals are not ashamed or embarrassed of their behaviour. Social media sites allow these unstable individuals to convene together, grow and normalize their obsession.

It's always funny on threads like these when the fraus expose themselves by asking why people are being bitchy on DL.

R70 DL was a great place until the frau cunts found it. Now we have bullshit threads about recipes and cellulite and this nothing Tim-O-TAY.

[quote] Definitely [R63]. The Internet has taken obsessed, stalker-ish fandom to a whole new level. Pre-internet, these people were mostly isolated. Now they have whole online communities where they can band together and share in their obsession, and convince themselves that it's normal. The explosion of the paparazzi with websites like TMZ, Just Jared etc. follow these celebs and post their whereabouts constantly, so the crazies know exactly where they are. It's all so sick and unhealthy.

Fans have existed since forever. Giving them a sense of community isn’t a bad thing.

LOL, R77.

So is this going to be the official thread?

To borrow a line, I am not one of Timmo’s fans, though I’ll keep an open mind until I see Dune.

An SNL thread was inevitable, so why not celebrate a bit early since it was being hosted by an DL icon.

(The enthusiasm was feigned.)

A couple of the nutcase Chalamet threads were spammed with scat porn gifs that got them shut down.

I think Timmo’s is funny looking (forehead huge/chin missing), and though I was impressed with his acting in CMBYN, I haven’t seen his other films.

4:39 hrs

!!!!!

Will we get some Timmy bulge tonight?

R46 Yet, you still able to take a lot of French words and write it correctly. Like "cliché" huh? Exactly what you are, you idiot. And you OP, you are even more pathetic when you say "I'm an American so I can write it whatever I want. Another Amrican imperialist cliché. If you can't find the "é" you at least can write Timothee. Who's the retard now??

And you OP, Yeah sure, Americans can genocide the Native Americans, steal their land for now more than 500 years, they can enslave black people, installe the segregation and acting like monsters all around the world. You mother fucker imbecile. Acting if you all were the smarters or even the the freest in the world. Who told you that you can change the spelling of other countries, just because you are American? No wonder there are millions of you voting for a totally uneducated asshole thug.

r87 whatever country you're from, I'm sure there have been atrocities.

[quote] Bruce looks great for his age, years of not drugging and boozing are the main reason he looks so great at 71.

That plus his hair transplant, wig or whatever tf that thing on his head is. Actually it looks ridiculous, not “great.”

R89 I thought I was all from drinking Courtney Cox’s blood after pulling her on the stage and dancing with him?

R84 He actually looks kind of looks like an anime character (pointy chin, pointy noses, big eyes) which looks bizarre on a real human being.

Bruce has to be doing HGH.

r87

Dude calm down, the French call Aachen "Aix-la-Chapelle".

R123, That was spectacularly craptastic!

I'm not prescient; I meant r23!

Timothee is no doubt currently the hottest and the most beautiful man on earth. I however never find men like him sexually attractive. He does look like type of guys who have a very large dick

You know because of all the stage work a LaGuardia, Timmy’s going to be great at this! I bet he’ll barely be looking at the cue cards, that much can’t be said about Kyle who on top of his bad line reading probably wrote the damn stuff, but still can deliver it to save his life.

[quote] Timothee is no doubt currently the hottest and the most beautiful man on earth.

He looks like an average white boy to me. He doesn't stick out at all. He has nice hair but that's it.

Also other countries have different standards of beauty. I really really doubt people in European countries, African countries, South Asian countries, East Asian countries and Middle Eastern countries are not thinking about Timothee.

Actual France has Louis Garrell, Olivier Martinez, Camille Lacourt, Alain Delon and his sons, Benoit Marechal and many more.

[quote]you know because of all the stage work a LaGuardia, Timmy’s going to be great at this! I bet he’ll barely be looking at the cue cards, that much can’t be said about Kyle who on top of his bad line reading probably wrote the damn stuff, but still can deliver it to save his life.

Put a dynamite stick in your cunt, you useless fangurl.

Are you idiots gonna fight and squabble all night on this damn thread?

He is neither "The most beautiful man on earth" nor average. Why must people be so extreme in their opinions? And yes, R98, France really does have some lovely men. WHET Olivier Martinez?

r101 A lot of actors are average looking to me. It's not an extreme opinion at all. Also acting is ideally about talent not just beauty. Perhaps people like Timothee's personality and mannerisms which enhance his attractiveness to them.

[quote] Also other countries have different standards of beauty. I really really doubt people in European countries, African countries, South Asian countries, East Asian countries and Middle Eastern countries are not thinking about Timothee.

He's even closer to Asian beauty standards than to Western ones, lol. (I know this first-hand, because I'm super skinny and super pale too, and nobody likes me as much as Asians.)

Yawn.

Having trouble understanding his words. does he have speech impediment? or jus talking fast due to coke...

Its some kind of weird miracle that this kid is famous...

Posters: u realize we dont read ur posts if theyr more than 2 lines donta ya?

Timothy is the Lief Garrett of the 2020s.

Christ, the covid sketch is uh, not funny.

Maybe he got bad botox shot and his lip is paralyzed, nerve damage, he does sound peculiar.

[quote]Posters: u realize we dont read ur posts if theyr more than 2 lines donta ya?

You don't of course, but most do.

R65, needs to be tall, but I think Beck is great.

Too bad Jason S. isn't in the cast anymore; for the Biden impersonations, too.

Like Novocain at the dentist’s office, but with “comedy.” But Beck is always earnest and hot. 😈

I just found out that AT&T U-verse dropped my local NBC affiliate from broadcast (I almost never watch network TV so I didn't know).

Son of a bitch!

I was really looking forward to seeing how he does since he's sometimes awkward in public appearances. (This isn't intended as shade)

Tim tim is alwys hyper n tweeky on instagram live and on interviews....coffee? speed? dont know.. Could be responsible for his indechiperable way of talking.

Is Chipmunk Cheeks and Reindeer Hat’s schtick gonna go on for a half-hour...

luv that one that did dolly, she alwys fun..

i miss fattie amy bryant, she was clever.

?????????????????!#^%**#%

Maybe the good writers called in sick this week, alas.

Too many castmembers, IMO. Maybe to cover when some are off doing other projects or as backup in case some come down I’ll especially right now. And relying too much on castmembers’ personalities and not on good writing.

Dont think his performance here will sell many Dune tix.

uh oh, Bruce on again: mute.

Unfunny opener. Boring Chalamet. Changed channel.

Another awful episode.

Too much focus on the featured players, all of whom severely lack talent.

Ego Nwodim should be fired for that Dionne Warwick impression — pitiful.

I thought the Dionne Warwick skit was one of the only things that worked.

Umm, r87? I’m not serious. ê ô ü é

The little horse thing was almost cute.

You were famous before I was born!

Dune producers must not be thrilled. He looked like an idiot.

Even Bruce Springsteen was awful.

What was that bit with Kate as a male doctor on Weekend Update? That may have been the worst thing I’ve ever seen on SNL.

Where was Keenan?

Why was he fisting a cake? Based on some clips on Instagram it looks like it was as embarrassing and awkward as I expected. His crazy stans are praising him of course. 🙄

Is Kate a trans actor, she’ll (they’ll) only play male roles when acting?

R130 He was fisting a cake because that's what the writers wrote for him. That wasn't even the worst skit. He did his best with the weak material he had to work with and he looked cute, but the writing was just sub-par. It was a relief when the show was finally over. SNL wasted a real opportunity.

Cringeworthy was that bit, tacky writing..

Playing hide-n-seek in Grand Central Station with friends- and never seeing them again made me hoot out loud.

i didnt realize that Timothee has a speech impediment...hard for him to say the S's. Wonder if he got veneers or if he always had it

There should be an addendum in the opener each week to let us know who’s out with Covid or doing other projects so we don’t spend time looking for or worrying about them. The chubby girl seems to have been hired for the sole reason to make Aidy fear of being replaced.

R118 Well Kyle was still there so that proves part of your theses.

Lol it was Timmy, not only terrible writing or bad material to work with.

The show was craptastic with bad writing but TC was energetic and bought into his characters.

He's an actor not a stand-up, and he did well.

But the show blew chunks.

We will see how Wiiiiiiiiiiig does next week with the FINAL X-mas show.

So it used to seem that Jost, as head writer, was skimming all the best talent for the Weekend Update segment of the show, but it’s lately been just as mediocre as the rest of the episode. What’s weird is that they hired another co head writer to work with him so there should have been an overall improvement in content instead of a continual steady decline. Did marriage make him less funny? And what’s with the whole baking show skit that seems to be recycled every fifth show, do people still watch that crap and why is it considered interesting let alone ripe for parody.

This is what happens when you drop a talentless yet pivotal LesDogg.

Watching her crave Jost's vanilla meat pole each week was mildly entertaining.

But I have to say I LOVED the Lexis commercial for a show where Lexus is a sponsor. (you KNEW she was fucking the neighbor...)

Fake Aidy and Punkie Johnson have displayed no talent whatsoever and should be let go.

Heidi Gardner has always bugged me — she has some good moments but she doesn't have that spark or energy that makes for an ideal SNL cast member. She's always a touch too recessive.

thought the fauci opening sketch was cute...

[quote]Dont think his performance here will sell many Dune tix.

If you have an HBO subscription, DUNE will be free on HBO Max. Some director is pissed off because new films will go directly to HBO Max.

[quote]Dont think his performance here will sell many Dune tix.

If you have an HBO subscription, DUNE will be free on HBO Max. Some director is pissed off because new films will go directly to HBO Max.

Wait till you see Heidi as Dolly...:: she Kills!

It was Melissa as Dolly.

Melissa's days are numbered — Chloe Fineman has stolen her spot as the show's impressionist.

ooop sorry. whomever, it was precious.

Way too early, the unfortunate covid sketch.

It’s amazing how boyish and young Timmy can look with a simple styling of the hair. Anyone else hoping the rancher kid sketch was going to go somewhere Brokeback? He was adorable in it none the less.

He IS young, not for long if he keeps tweeking ,

R149 Any writing disasters I blame Kyle, though he usually writes a no talented part for himself and wasn’t in it. We managed to get rid of Leslie here by complaining enough, an incredible victory, so I’m hoping we can do the same with Kyle. I’ll even put up with another year of Pete if they do. But he’ll be on the chopping block too after that.

Damn he does have some kind of lisp, rolls his s's....first time i noticed it. This appearance did not do anything for him....bummer, was eager to see him hit it out of park.

You sad queens. He was brilliant. The show was brilliant. He was funny. This will do wonders for him.

The COVID sketch was clever.

The Lexus sketch was interesting in that Lexus is an advertiser.

And you know she fucked the neighbor.

The tiny horse skit was fantastic. He did a good job.

Lol at all you Timmy stans. Probably a good thing Dune is a year away. This can’t be good for him.

He got this gig because people in the business love the kid. This wasn't a promotion, except of him.

R159 it was initially meant for Dune promo. People in the business think he is an asshole according to various reports. But continue dreaming 👍

^^^ R159 is Armie Hammer.

R161 Armie hammer is better than Timmy and thank god he has removed himself from Timmy

R161 Haters gonna hate.

^^^ should reference R162, not R161.

The Covid sketch was so lame, but, god help me, I laughed a few times in spite of that.

They should not have prominently used the tall new boy so much this episode as he seemed to Timmothyesque, not a good moment to promote him.

Some dead folk dint laff....

It's the Herpes!

R160 I googled "People in the business think timothee chalamet is an asshole according to various reports."

This was first in the search return (in text box): "It looks like there aren't many great matches for your search."

So let us know what kind of an insider you are to make your original statement credible.

Well I must be from another planet because I thought the Dionne Warwick impression, including the singing, was spot-on. And the sketch was funny.

However, with 20 people in the cast, including plenty of skinny white males, I don’t get why they picked Kate to do Fauci. And on top of that, she’s from Long Island, has done thick New Yorker accents before, and couldn’t even do that much with her Fauci?! As someone said in the other SNL thread, it was very distracting. I couldn’t get past the fact that she was made to look and sound nothing like him, so I can’t even tell if the sketch was funny (gave a feeling it wasn’t).

Why the writers wanted to make Timmy look lame....

R171 because he is? Hard to change that

His performance on SNL has little or no relation to his performance in Dune.

Why pull out Dionne Warwick randomly at this point in time to build this show sketch around? I assumed it was some kind of put down and slight to that American Idol girl who has a new talk show, but I don’t know her enough to get what they were going for.

Well honey his dumb ass appearance on SNL sho aint gonna sell no tix.

I thought we didn’t have to buy tix to Dune, just subscribe to the right platform?

The highlight of the Timmy show was Melissa Villasenor doing a spot-on impression of Dolly Parton singing, not just speaking. Really good. The COVID sketch had some mildly funny moments. But the rest of the show was a yawner. And where was Kenan? And Mikey Day? Sorry, Tim fans, but the kid is just so abnormally skinny. And what was the point of having him sit at the piano during the opening monologue. And with Pete Davidson? There didn't seem to be a point unless it was to pair the two with BDE.

Dionne was in the news this week, R174, because she joined Twitter and has charmingly and cluelessly tweeted a bunch of people like Chance the Rapper and Snoop Dogg, and made a number of salty comments.

So the sketch was topical. But not funny.

Why would Dionne Warwick be on Twitter? Is it some part of multilevel marketing for Physic Friends?

He is funny and gorgeous. LMAO at the bitter haters.

yes timmie...sure.

R180 Timmy is that you?

Jason Bateman was so much better as a host last week, he could rise above sub-par material.

Loved Bateman, no comparison tween him, a pro, and Tim , the amateur skinny twunk.

I disagree, R183. I thought last week's episode was terrible. Fart jokes throghout. A 10-minute skit about Kate McKinnon exploding menstrual blood all over a house. It felt like the whole episode was written by seventh graders and nothing about it was funny to me. The only thing I liked was the Eminem Christmas skit, which was weirdly based on a song from 1999.

I am watching last night's episode now and I am about 85 percent through it. That's longer than I usually can bear this terrible show. Nothing really stood out as hilarious but it was consistently a solid C.

ok, we got it timmie...

[quote]Probably a good thing Dune is a year away. This can’t be good for him.

WTF are you talking about, DUNE will be released December 18, 2020.

btw, I'm not a Timmy stan,I know next to nothing about that skinny twink. I just happen to know DUNE will air in a few days on HBO MAX.

How can that twunk carry a movie like Dune after what we saw on SNL???

HE LISPS !

R187 are you trolling? Dune is postponed to October 2021 lol

R187 “ When news hit on Dec. 4 that the highly anticipated Dune movie remake would be available to see both in theaters and streaming on HBO Max on Oct. 1, 2021, fans were excited to have two different options to view the film. Dune's director Denis Villeneuve, however, wasn't as thrilled. ”

He looks like the doll thing from Annabelle movie..

R188 that’s why they have tried to make him a manly man by pairing him with various models. Obviously didn’t work. Timmy fangurls say he is PERFECT though (although they have never read or watched Dune).

Google listed DUNE as being released December 18, 2020. Guess 2021 is the new release date.

If this film is as bad as the David Lynch version of DUNE with Sting etc, who cares.

R193 I just googled it and google says October at 2021. But yes it has been postponed multiple times now. The HBO Max date has always been Oct 2021. And with the cast and Timmy as main man, it’s not a huge loss.

I believe this was the first time I’be heard a musical act booed so viciously on SNL.

I miss MadTV and wish they would reboot In Living Color too. Both shows were authentically diverse, more culturally relevant and felt closer to society in general SNL while funny has always felt distant from society sorta like snobby academia.

Dont think word of mouth is so faboo on Dune....Wonder if Timotay looks as ridic as he did on tv tonite?

REMOVE HIS LISPING FROM THE MOVIE PLEASE.

[quote] I believe this was the first time I’be heard a musical act booed so viciously on SNL.

I know! I wonder what that was all about? Yeah he sounded somewhat flat but his voice is still powerful. Paul McCartney sounded much worse a couple of years ago and he got a decent reception if for nothing else his lifetime achievements.

I always like the holiday cake championships.

Tim looks like a Disney or an anime character to me. He has the heart-shaped face, voluminous hair, expressive eyes, line mouth and pointy nose. This is something that would look more attractive as a cartoon drawing than on a real flesh and blood person. That's why he looks odd. He represents an ideal rather than a realistic example of human beauty.

Ideal of human beauty? Lolllll

Why he so skinny? He doesnt look healthy, hope he is not on the pete davidson diet.

Personally I think as far as white twinks/twunks go. Zac Efron, Kevin Zegers, James and Dave Franco, Chace Crawford, Jesse Bradford, Ryan Phillippe, Erik Von Detten, Penn Badgley, Avan Jogia, David Gallagher, Emile Hirsch and 2/3rds of Hanson are/were much hotter.

I can't believe people still watch this shit.

Me either, its habit,, thinking gilda or dan or john may magically pop up...

Miss William Eyelash LOL!

R197 It's had a screen test. Word is it's great. Sorry.

They were not booing Bruce. They were shouting his name.

I did not watch. What did Bruce perform?

R202 What’s the Pete Davidson diet, all you can eat that comes out of Pete’s dick?

I hope Timmy and Pete 69 in their private dressing room

they dp machine gun kelly....

LOL.....

The only skit I liked was the "tiny horse" one - it was silly and bonkers in just the right way, and Timmy sold it well.

R195/R198 How are you this dumb?

I just watched all of his YouTube from last night. How many almost 25 year olds have ever hosted SNL?

He such a doll!

R216 Quite a few, and much younger too.

This is why you fraus are so ridiculous, you act like he's groundbreaking with every single thing he does.

R195 R198 The crowd was yelling "Bruce" not booing.

Lindsay Lohan, Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus all hosted SNL as teenagers

Drew Barrymore hosted at 7 years old, Macauley Culkin at 11 and Fred Savage at 13.

r174 Warwick was on the show this week because she recently joined Twitter and is attracting attention online. they started the sketch with actual warwick tweets

The baking sketches are kind of funny. someone here complained about them but they're a parody of baking contest shows which are super popular now....its trend chasing.

Timotay Calumet's face looks like a pointy Italian shoe that became a real boy.

A cheap pointy Italian shoe.

Fuck you sideways, R10.

Melissa Villasenor is very talented. I have no idea why she gets so much hate at DL. She's amazing at impressions, they should give her more work, not less. Her Dolly impression was fantastic. .

They keep using Kate over and over again. The most talented of the women are Melissa, Cecily and Aidy, yet Kate seems to get 90% of the impression work?! WHY? All her characters sound the same.

Who is fingering Kate?

I have no opinion either way about Timothy, I don't know much about him.

I sure don't understand why some posters such as R10, get so over-the-time unhinged when fangurls and fanboys post at DL. Why not simply pass on through? Don't even acknowledge posts you don't like. It really is that simple.

btw, R10, women have been posting in celeb thread here for many years, both lesbians and straight women post at DL. I wonder if ppl like R10 are new here. seems that way.

Exactly HOW are these people hurting you R10? These fans are not affecting your life. From the tone of their posts, it seems this person posts in every celebrity thread. When he doesn't agree with a celebrity's fan, which is quite often, he goes off the deep end, verbally attacking the posters with bitter invectives. He's always coming up with the most vile things he can muster, he especially loves calling posters "white cunts". Get help.

Take your meds R10 or drink a bottle of wine. Or both!

R10, if you feel you are defending a celebrity, believe me, Timothy and every other celebrity, sure don't know you exist.

..over the TOP unhinged..

Because r225 the threads and posts are endless and full of the most insane, no life loser shitposts. Get over to Reddit or something. Nobody on this board who is a gay male really has to explain shit to you. You are not wanted. The frau stan cunts also infiltrate other threads where they don't belong. Get off DL with your pathetic obsession over a nonentity actor.

[quote]Exactly HOW are these people hurting you [R10]? These fans are not affecting your life. From the tone of their posts, it seems this person posts in every celebrity thread. When he doesn't agree with a celebrity's fan, which is quite often, he goes off the deep end, verbally attacking the posters with bitter invectives. He's always coming up with the most vile things he can muster, he especially loves calling posters "white cunts". Get help.

Get off DL. This is not your forum. Fucking straight women can't leave anything to gay guys.

The 'men' accusing the fans and stans of ALL being women are the worst types of presumptuous gay men. First off, you are only revealing how incredibly clueless you all are.

Tons of people who into celebrities go to any forum to read and post about the celebrities they enjoy. Why should a gay forum be off limits. DL has always had the best gossip. Years ago here at DL, I always enjoyed reading the posts from the S&M dominatrix Magdalene, she posted about her musician encounters, she was great. Assholes like you guys seemed to drive Magdalene away, questioning everything she posted.

Wanting to read and participate in celeb gossip at DL, sure doesn't make all those fans straight women! Man, you guys really are stupid.

I even question if the lot of you attacking others are actually gay men! The way those trolls infested and ruined the IMDb message forums, all you fake gay men here are doing the same exact things. I wonder if all these trolls who have infected DL over the past 4-5 years are the trolls from the IMDb boards.

The tone at DL was never this vicious or angry. The "pointless bitchery" here was always clever, funny and even delightful. Now it's just continuous vile bitter invectives. Calling any one you don't agree with a "cunt" also isn't funny.

I'm a gay man, have been posting at DL since around 1998-99. I already stated I don't know much about this young skinny actor some of you so vehemently seem to despise.

If you fools had any sort of life beyond DL, you would not be attacking every other poster. Now who is being pathetic? Arguing with anonymous fans at a forum is the territory of bitter snarky teens and shut-ins posting from their parents basements.

Namaste mother fuckers!

It's not all women, it's the fraus who infest this board and the female stans. They are beyond annoying and need to leave. Muriel should delete the stan threads.

[quote]It's not all women, it's the fraus who infest this board and the female stans. They are beyond annoying and need to leave. Muriel should delete the stan threads.

OK, fine. Yet who can determine which threads are "stan threads" or if a celebrity thread turns into a thread with overly eager fans or gets filled with celebrity insiders who also come into message forums? There are certainly forums where people who work in showbiz come to anonymously post. Another former I read, lots of publicists post abut their celebrity clients.

There are many message forums where people who work in showbiz do actually post and most of their posts end up being true. The post things which hit the showbiz press months later.

Who is to say those people don't actually have gossip which is 100% true? Personally, I know a few people who work in showbiz, one manages a well-known actor (no gossip about him, he has a great rep, is happily married to a woman who also works in showbiz), I also know a few publicists, one works in music and a fashion stylist who works with both models and celebrities. I work in a creative field, I hear lots of celeb gossip. I also know people who know actors, actresses and musicians personally.

People at forums who constantly accuse others of being fraus, stans and whatever, usually have no idea who they are always arguing with.

r231 it's very easy to tell the insiders from the stupid fraus JFC.

R231 ok mr humble brag

Really, thems that is in the know, dont go about tooting about it....bad form.

R231 It's simpler than even that. The shitposts on all the Chalamet threads are most likely one or 2 ex fans of his bitter because he's not satisfying their delusions about him because he's straight. How do I know this? Just read their posting history. If you know intimate details about his past and when he takes and deletes selfies, you're a follower and when you hate on him you're an obsessed follower. Here are some of that Timmy hating trolls posts: "

Ignored Active ignored threads and recent posts by ignored posters. You have 0 recent threads and 1 posters on ignore.

Posts by ignored poster 1 Timotay hosts SNL 12/12! OMG. With Bruce Springsteen and the E Street Band Posting and deleting a selfie is pretty desperate for attention.

Timotay hosts SNL 12/12! OMG. With Bruce Springsteen and the E Street Band It's always funny on threads like these when the fraus expose themselves by asking why people are being bitchy on DL.

Timotay hosts SNL 12/12! OMG. With Bruce Springsteen and the E Street Band R195/R198 How are you this dumb?

Timotay hosts SNL 12/12! OMG. With Bruce Springsteen and the E Street Band R216 Quite a few, and much younger too.

This is why you fraus are so ridiculous, you act like he's groundbreaking with every single thing he does.

Kid Cudi and Timothee Chalamet R173 Those people are so fucking weird. I guess it's what happens when they ignore any part of his life they don't like. They'll know what his class schedule was at LaGuardia, but pretend not to know he's a massive rap fan or some shit.

R174 What exactly needs to be explained?

Kid Cudi and Timothee Chalamet Academy Award nominee, in town to present an award...and you're the one sent to answer the door for the delivery order.

Kid Cudi and Timothee Chalamet R178 Come on now, you're not that stupid

Kid Cudi and Timothee Chalamet R182 ...or literally kneeling in front of Lil B and asking to be "knighted"...

You do realize you are on a site that delights in offending??

Why is DUNE pushed to next year?

It's finished already, right?

Hosted at 21

[quote]ok mr humble brag

WTF is wrong with you idiots here. Stating I know people in showbiz isn't any kind of humblebrag. I went to art school with lots of people who now work in showbiz and some became famous, we still remain friends. Where do some of you live, out in the boondocks?

If I tell you what famous photographer I went to art school with, well, you'd bother me about that too. One my my neighbors has been on L&O many times, she's an elderly character actress. Does that make you angry too?

Dune has always sucked, btw.

R237 because there is a global pandemic dear, in case you didn’t know.

R239 you’re not really helping your case continuing with the humble brag 😂 no one cares who you know

So what about a gay guy who just likes TC, in an non-obsessive way?

Some of you guys are really unhinged.

R235, who the fuck has the time to do the sort of absurd 'research' you are doing about other posters here?

Now who has the problem here? Did you see what you just posted? A detailed list of what this twink actor's fans had posted. Who gives a flying fuck.

Seriously, who the fuck cares what others post? I sure don't.

Why are so many here offended by stans and fans? It sure does not mean anything in the grand scheme of things. It's called fandom, in its many forms. Deal with it or just ignore.

Following posters around DL sure won't get rid of COVID!

[quote] you’re not really helping your case continuing with the humble brag 😂 no one cares who you know

Again, Mr. Dense, it's not about bragging. What I posted was in the context of why some people posting at forums post gossip which is actually 100% factual. These people actual know people who work in showbiz, know a performer's friends or actually work in showbiz themselves.

Now do you understand?

The irony about threads like this, there are endless DL posts getting into the intimate details of long dead male pornstars. I cannot even count those threads.

If you want to see obsessive fans, just go into those obscure male pornstar threads. Talk about pathetic fans, fans in those threads know more about dead porn actors than they do about their own partners.

A couple Chalamet threads got spammed with scat porn. It was hysterical to see how the fraus reacted.

His lisp, Dune and his weight. The fraus hating troll is obsessed. See below.

[Quote]Melissa Villasenor is very talented. I have no idea why she gets so much hate at DL. She's amazing at impressions, they should give her more work, not less. Her Dolly impression was fantastic.

R224 Every time I see Villaseñor on SNL, she comes off as nervous, like she's about to be fired if her skit doesn't hit the right notes. And sadly, they never seem to hit.

Timothee really went up in my book when he took that extra 30 seconds to suggest kindness.

We are amused at the aunties who come on a zaney funfest site to chide those that dare to be brazen and nutty....

R250 he was just plagiarising Harry Styles, knowing it would make his stans even more nuts

R250 Dude, you're fucked up.

^R252, not R250

R253 Edit

What? Treat people with kindness is Harry’s thing. He even has mercy that says it. A lot of Timmy stans are Harry stans. He absolutely knew what he was doing.

Merch * Damn autocorrect

R251 zaney? But the haters seem so angry. It loses its humor when it's too obsessive The haters seem far more dedicated than his fans so that's hardly fun and games for them.

And quit with the body shaming. That's not clever bitchery.

What's fucked up is the continuing vitriol with which a certain poster(s?) go after after this kid.

[quote]The haters seem far more dedicated than his fans so that's hardly fun and games for them.

We're sick of these cunt on this board.

Simmer down Timmy.

R259 The posts are mostly yours though. Do you want to just post about him all alone? That's some weird obsession you've got going.

The 'kid' got soooo many good reviews....who gives a shit .

R262 most likely why this anti is melting down.

r261 it would be best if you left DL.

It needs to be clear that the Timothee anti posts on several accounts, is obsessed with his failure and was the scat troll previously.

Just checked their posting history and its obviously the same person.

Timotay hosts SNL 12/12! OMG. With Bruce Springsteen and the E Street Band A couple Chalamet threads got spammed with scat porn. It was hysterical to see how the fraus reacted.

Timotay hosts SNL 12/12! OMG. With Bruce Springsteen and the E Street Band [quote]The haters seem far more dedicated than his fans so that's hardly fun and games for them.

We're sick of these cunt on this board.

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Simmer down, he is gloating in all your attention dear girls....

R264 It would be best if you got intensive psychotherapy.

That Sunny day in Jordan thread was shut down. Thank god.

r267 it would be best if you and the other frau cunts left DL.

[quote] Simmer down, he is gloating in all your attention dear girls....

I wouldn't put it the same way but it's basically very good advice.

Timotay should conquer the world of live musical theatre next....he could have played the james corden role so well in La Prom.

He was brilliant. Here's a clip.

This same Timmy Hater Troll posting the same exact vitriol in the 'official' SNL 12/12/20 thread.

Hey sweetness, it's waaaay past your bedtime.

R229 Sir, any thread on Timothee Chalamet is bound to be made up mostly of women. Nothing wrong with that. The problem is that the most vicious of them like to cosplay gay men and complain about "fraus" taking over DL. As if that hasn't been a thing here since forever. How do I know that they are women? The lack of humor. It's the biggest tell. Namaste to you too.

Wonder what Dolly thought of that one sketch. It was my fave part of the show.

R93 Dude read one or two History book, for once in your fucking life. Charlemagne called it Aix La Chapelle. He was our Emperor. Imbecile

Only a frau cunt like R276 uses Dude on social media.

I think Timothy had his nose fixed.

Timothy's acting wasn't that great. He seemed nervous. Not a natural comedian.

R278

Don’t think the boy has.

French father has a ski slope nose.

But his mother has, definitely, her nose fixed.

R277 Only an ignorant pos with zero argument would be dumb to the point of not checking who I was answering to, which make what you say ridiculous. Stop embarrassing yourself pathetic idiot.

The tone at DL was never this vicious or angry.

Imagine being this stupid

[quote]OK, fine. Yet who can determine which threads are "stan threads" or if a celebrity thread turns into a thread with overly eager fans

Muriel. And she does by the way she keeps closing these threads before they hit 600 posts, which should be a sign to you fangirls that you aren't welcome here. Once again: there are plenty of sites you can fuck off too where you can create a bubble of only positive posts. DL is not that place, stop trying to make it that.

Christ, someone makes a little joke at his expense and then you get all these fraus whining about not being nice on DL of all places.

The tone at DL was never this vicious or angry.

Imagine being this stupid

[quote]OK, fine. Yet who can determine which threads are "stan threads" or if a celebrity thread turns into a thread with overly eager fans

Muriel. And she does by the way she keeps closing these threads before they hit 600 posts, which should be a sign to you fangirls that you aren't welcome here. Once again: there are plenty of sites you can fuck off too where you can create a bubble of only positive posts. DL is not that place, stop trying to make it that.

Christ, someone makes a little joke at his expense and then you get all these fraus whining about not being nice on DL of all places.

R277 here. I know a frau cunt when I see one, R281.

Please continue to use the word dude. Did you learn that from your 12-year-old child?

Gay men can never have their own spaces. The most boring, basic fraus always have to invade.

I come to DL for the wild crazy dishy posts that make me giggle and gasp...

Go to youtube for nice shit.

I loved Bruce, he alwys delivers !!!

R284 Litteraly everyone on the social medias uses "dude". You should do an update from your 80s world, dude.

Btw you still have zero argument. You are looking for troubles just to fill the void of your pathetic existence. I sympathize.

r288 frau cunts are not welcome on DL.

He does look very handsome and adorable in the tiny horse skit

Just saw the trailer for Dune, Timmy looks so in over his head, his little schoolgirl voice constrasting with the other more seasoned actors....A SHIT FEST !

only thing worse is ZENDAYA IS IN THE THING .

Get used to Zendaya, they're pushing her hard to be a triple threat entertainer. She's going to be shoved in our faces for some time to come.

[quote] You sad queens. He was brilliant. The show was brilliant. He was funny. This will do wonders for him.

R265 Posted the above quote and is clearly an unhinged stan. Her deluge of post-shaming on threads goes back to 2018 or even earlier, and is precisely WHY gay men on this board pour out their invective on TimoTay and these karen-frauen nutbags.

R229 There's a huge difference between being a fan/stan/follower of or even being obsessed with a celebrity, and being an absolute and totally detached from reality who believes their idol is a demigod. You mention that DL was never this vile and or overrun with so much invective, but I beg to differ. If you ever do a DL Google search, you can browse threads going back many years, which I have done, and the pointless bitchery was no less caustic than it is now.

R229 You claim to care nothing and know little about TC, but you seem to be in staunch defense of him by your steadfast support his his female fandom.

There's no other way to slice it. Female TC stans are insufferable cunts and they belong on any other social media site but here. They don't add to this forum in any way as far as posting any credible gossip is concerned. You are utterly confused on two vastly different groups of females.

And, you shouldn't be grossly insulting other gay men by claiming they aren't even gay because they find these cunts so exhausting.

R293 🙌

Oh myrtle, dont blow a gasket ,,,, take ur meds....

Bravo r293. These frau Karen nutbags are toxic.

I've also dipped into the Armie Hammer threads and it is disturbing. Disturbing as in Hammer's "people" should be aware of these crazies.

His face his voice this cute song #snl #tinyhorse

he is adorable, i thnk he best suited to light fare, teeny bop roles and romantic comedys.. as dramatic lead? not sure.. he looks about 14.

Timotay has his nose fixed. I think someone mentioned this earlier. Look at these pics. Is evident

R299 isn’t that just makeup? It’s amazing what some contouring can do. His nose looks very very different in fan photos compared to “official photos” (including pap walk pics, proving they are planned and paid for)

It´s not makeup

He hasn't had a nose job. Have you seen his nose? It isn't exactly an improvement. I mean, it's fine, but it was obviously not helped by surgery.

It must be very recent then. You can still see the differences between fan pics and styled pics from earlier this year. For styled photos and events his MUA contours the heck out of it.

He didn't get a nose job, he grew into his face. Jesus, some of you guys are exhaustingly ridiculous.

He didn't get a nose job, he grew into his face. Jesus, some of you guys are exhaustingly ridiculous.

Has he grown into his dick too?

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R296 But you're the Scat troll. Why are you on these threads with your insanity?

These posts you made read like a psychotic break.

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maybe its just cause he is so damn skinny....the nose does look different, hey they all get minor face adjustments as they get more famous....its 'for the camera'.....

he a kid, looks so very young,,

I was surprised there was no Hanukkah skit?

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Christ, you’re a fucking retard R288.

r308 whatever gets you off DL and ruins your stalker threads is fine by me....

[quote][R229] You claim to care nothing and know little about TC, but you seem to be in staunch defense of him by your steadfast support his his female fandom. There's no other way to slice it. Female TC stans are insufferable cunts and they belong on any other social media site but here. They don't add to this forum in any way as far as posting any credible gossip is concerned. You are utterly confused on two vastly different groups of females. And, you shouldn't be grossly insulting other gay men by claiming they aren't even gay because they find these cunts so exhausting.

I know to next to NOTHING about this skinny kid, just that so many gay men here claim to hate him and his stans/fans. I'm not even sure if the entire part of your post I quoted is directed to me, but it's laughable. I sure didn't post that gay men aren't gay because they find female posers exhausting.

I guess the word IGNORE is not in your vocabulary? Honestly, that's all you and everyone else who is so bothered, have to do, ignore post you don't agree with. Ignore threads and posts which don't interest you. I do that, I ignore. For example, most of the political threads have become tedious, they are now filled with RePug trolls. I'm so tired of Dump and his hateful persona.

You and others hating this young man and his fans/stans means absolutely NOTHING in the grand scheme of things, That's my point. WHY waste so much energy on hating any of these people? It means nothing to your life, and, if you have one, your career. Constantly complaining is not going to get anyone anywhere. All this hate for NO reason, all this energy wasted, why? .

Put your energy to good use. We are talking celebrities here, they are basically useless, other than entertaining us, these people shouldn't mean so much to anyone. They get paid way too much money for what they actually do.

I'm not defending anyone, just pointing out the fact that you are wasting your precious time arguing about people who don't know you or care about your opinions. There will always be this level of fan. Deal with it or just ignore their posts.

"You are utterly confused on two vastly different groups of females." I'm not confused about anything, because I simply don't care. I don't allow anonymous people, who are rabid fans or stans of any celebrity, to annoy me to this absurd level on an anonymous message forum. That's the huge difference between us. You make it sound as if this non-problem is affecting your life. It isn't.

You are the person who seems to be making other peoples fandom affect YOUR life. How sad for you.

R313 you clearly care enough to write an essay about it though

Other peoples' fandom is not affecting my life, so sad is not an issue here. I'm on a gay forum, where mostly gay men virtually congregate to bitch and moan and comment on just about everything under the sun. IGNORING is a feature here, not a requirement. And, commenting vociferously on things that bother you is at the very heart of DL. So please, spare me of your sanctimonious BS.

[quote] I don't allow anonymous people, who are rabid fans or stans of any celebrity, to annoy me to this absurd level on an anonymous message forum

R313 But you allow yourself to be thoroughly annoyed by people such as myself, as your numerous and lengthy diatribes on this thread clearly display. You could just as easily ignore me and others like me just as well, so you're being hypocritical.

[quote] I'm not defending anyone, just pointing out the fact that you are wasting your precious time arguing about people who don't know you or care about your opinions

But you ARE defending people, specifically the deluded stans and fans who are mostly straight women, by constantly attacking posters such as myself, who post sentiments against people of their ilk. You also keep stating you don't care. If so, you shouldn't be so concerned with the content of my posts, either. IGNORE is an option equally available to you, too.

Its funny, the ones who write long shit criticizing sumthin,,,,yea, like their passion is so big to hate.