Have you ever stolen a hot guys underwear, jockstrap, etc from his clothesline outside?

hot guy* - spelling correction ☝️

Why on earth would you want to sniff it from a clothesline, when it's already been washed?

I'd steal it from his hamper (if he was a roommate) or from his locker, when it still smells like his dick and balls.

No darling, I haven't, because I'm not a sex offender.

Yes back in 2001 when I was 11 or so I stole a pair of silk boxers from the hottest boy in my school while we were on camp field trip. I’ve still got them.

Classic sniffer thread

R4 So hot!

R5 thank you, and sorry, I didn't know there was a thread on this! Hot!

R5 thank you, and sorry, I didn't know there was a thread on this! Hot!

R5 that's my thread!

When I was 16, we had a very hot 26 year old Danish guy come stay with us for a few days. My mom worked at a visitor's center and he was a hitchhiker and she just brought him home. I stole two pairs of his bikini underwear, the first I'd ever had like that. They gave me a complete hard-on just wearing them.

That thread at R5 is from 2011, you are excused OP, threads almost a decade old don't count as duplicate threads.

I got a pity fuck from this god among men stud; on top of being masculine, he was gentle and kind.

I asked if I could have a t-shirt.

He said, 'Sure, I'll get you one out of the bottom of my hamper; it's all sweaty and stanky.'

I said, 'Umm. No. No, don't want that.'

He said, 'Okay. Just bought a three pack of new shirts; I've never worn. You can have one of those.'

Well, I don't want that either!

So he gives me one from his closet, nice and clean, but one he's worn a lot. I wear it some times when I go to bed and think of him.

I lived in London for a while in a small apartment with five other people. Just as I was leaving (curse my luck), two women also moved out and the HOTTEST two Australian guys moved in. While everyone was gone, I went into their clothes hamper and there was a bit of cum on one pair of one of their underwear. I licked it, I admit it. Hopefully that's what is was.

^^Why was it a pity fuck?

What's a clothesline???

Question at R14 was for R12.

R15: Oh we call them clotheslines in Australia. It's a pole outside that has wire lines to hang your clothes on.

R15 here you go.

This sounds like something done in Kansas.

Thanks OP. Is this like an old thing?

1. Gross.

2. A clothesline?

A clothesline? Where are you? Little House on the Prairie?

I don’t know anyone, and certainly wouldn’t have anything to do with anyone, who uses a clothesline.

Never stolen, but I have sniffed my daddy neighbor's boxer briefs and swim trunks, which he sometimes hangs to dry on the side of his boathouse.

We've had clotheslines in Australia since forever. As if you Americans had Europeans don't have things that are considered weird etc. Like seriously, stop being fucking stupid.

Bringing the question into the modern era, it would be asking if anyone has stolen underwear from someone’s clothes dryer.

Some cute guy who left his shirt and socks at the gym. Slept in them that night.

R26 no a clothes dryer is an electric appliance. A clothesline uses the sun to dry your clothes. Like seriously, it's actually more practical than a dryer and saves electricity. You Americans and Europeans are so arrogant and up yourselves.

You can actually purchase this type of thing on Etsy, of all places.

"Pre loved Jock Boxers", they call it!

Are Australians Luddites or just more primitive than we thought?

R29 extremely hot and masculine! That dude is hung too! I'd inhale that for days.

He was in the Esty post, R31, but DL wouldn't let me post to Etsy.

No, Op, i don’t live in a soft porn gay movie.

Anyone who thinks a clothesline is stupid needs a good whipping from Greta herself.

OP's pic.

R35 yeah that's hot as hell! That's like me for sure!

R29, they are coming from that guy....the real guy is not showing his junk as no one would probably buy.

I live in a duplex and share a laundry room and stole a pair of my hot neighbors.

Fuck you snobby fucks who would judge someone using a clothesline. Its energy saving and your clothes last longer.

R39 exactly! Plus the sunlight kills bacteria and sundried clothes and linen smell fresher than when put in a dryer.

What are underwater shorts?

You can choose “fresh” among other scents for the washer or dryer.

I enjoy taking my clothes to hang out to dry. It's a chore I actually look forward to doing.

R42 you can keep your artificial fresh bullshit.

After a night of partying with a very hot guy I drove him home but decided he was too drunk to have sex with consensually, so I settled for putting him to bed and taking his Versace undies with me as a souvenir. I had them for a number of years until the elasticity gave way. Happens to us all. ;)

R42 we use washing machines and dryers in Australia, okay. But we don't always use a dryer. We use a clothesline because we have sunlight almost 365 days a year, (especially in Queensland the Sunshine State), it cuts our electricity bill down for those of us who aren't high income earners, and it's just more practical most times to use a clothesline. I concede okay, you Americans and Europeans are more sophisticated and superior for not having or using clotheslines.

Actually, I was surprised Australians were even allowed to post on DL....but okay, welcome everyone!

R46, thank you for acknowledging the USA is superior. That does count some as you know your place.

I took a pair of Jonah hill’s undies after he had a big chili dog dinner!

R46: Plenty of Americans have and use clotheslines. Growing up, we were solidly middle class--never wanted for anything--and my Mother used a clotheslines in the warmer months and used the dryer in colder weather. To this day, I know many people who live in the suburbs and rural areas and use a clothesline.

R49, really, where is this??

R49 why are the Americans or the American in this thread making a huge deal over us Aussies using clotheslines then? If you as an American know that clotheslines are used there too, why are the other Americans making out like it's a taboo?

I prefer a clothesline!

You could cut off my high-flown snobbish nose, and I'd still be able to smell a sheet that has hung outside, from one baked in the dryer. And I could've just as easily had the clothesline right beside the house, but I have to have the South Winds blowing through my linens, which means tramping up and down that hill twice a day when it's fair.

Six pins, Dolores, not five! Six pins! You know that's the way I like it!

R51, it's just a little fun jabbing....not meant to hurt feelings. I think it is great that you have enough property to even be able to do that. Living in NY and LA we mostly live in high rises which is not as desirable as you think. Speaking for myself, I would trade places in a second as your life is more desirable than you probably know.

And, you are as much of a DLer as anyone else.

only on DL could we turn a fun discussion about prurient underwear theft into a debate over clothes drying. Ugh.

R54, it's like the sub-plot in the plot...you know how this works.

Bed sheets dried in the sunshine and gentle breeze are heavenly. Really.

OP do you live in an impoverished area? A clothesline? Really?

Oh my god SHUT UP about the clothesline. If you’re going to criticize the OP, at least rag on him for wanting some hot dude’s clean underwear as opposed to his dirty underwear.

Yes, OP, I’ve stolen an extremely hot, tall, HUNG dude’s briefs from the gym locker room. He came in from working out, covered in sweat, got fully naked and I saw his big, long dong before he left for the shower. When he walked away, I saw he had inexplicably left his dirty underwear on the floor outside his locker, and the room had cleared out for the most part so no one saw as I swooped down and grabbed them on my way out.

I can’t remember if I sniffed them right there or if I waited til I was on my way home to pull them out of my backpack, but I can tell you they smelled like BALLS and it was heavenly. He had a full, dark bush, and was probably in his late 20s or early 30s.

When I got home, I thought I could preserve the smell by storing them in a Ziplock bag, but after a few days, the dried pee on them developed a really strong ammonia-like smell, and I had to trash them. I think they were a size large, so I couldn’t wear them myself (S or M in briefs for me).

I didn’t know this was considered a sex crime, R3! I also don’t care.

R50: Pennsylvania. Many, many clotheslines. And we ensured Joe Biden is the next President of the United States, so no digs on Pennsylvania, please.

R58 god that's hot.

Thanks R59. That was a big one to win!