Hi, guys! Happy Holidays!
You're not the real Mouse.
| by Anonymous | reply 1 | December 7, 2020 3:13 PM |
Tee hee, he’s cute.
Thanks, OP.
| by Anonymous | reply 2 | December 7, 2020 3:14 PM |
Awww!
| by Anonymous | reply 3 | December 7, 2020 3:18 PM |
OP is an impostor. The real Mouse is dead.
| by Anonymous | reply 5 | December 7, 2020 3:39 PM |
Is he the little guy from the Green Mile who lives with old Tom Hanks?
| by Anonymous | reply 6 | December 7, 2020 3:39 PM |
Glad to hear from you Christmas Mouse. We were so sad when your predecessor passed away. I hope you have plenty of cheese in for these cold winter nights.
| by Anonymous | reply 7 | December 7, 2020 3:42 PM |
Christmas Mouse is non-binary, and chosen pronouns are they/them/their.
Please do not misgender or dead name Christmas Mouse.
Christmas Mouse acknowledges that DL sits on the original homelands of indigenous peoples. Christmas Mouse identifies with and supports the struggle of indigenous people everywhere.
| by Anonymous | reply 8 | December 7, 2020 4:11 PM |
Christmas Mouse is hung like a hamster.
Pass!
| by Anonymous | reply 10 | December 7, 2020 4:49 PM |
I have a nice sticky present waiting for you outside my back door
| by Anonymous | reply 11 | December 7, 2020 4:53 PM |
Don't mind all these Scrooges, Christmas Mouse. We're so happy to see you!
I sent you some gourmet hot cocoa, to drink from your wee little mouse mug. And eensy-teensy marshmallows to drop into it. Hope you received it!
| by Anonymous | reply 12 | December 7, 2020 5:17 PM |
I love you, sweet little Christmas Mouse! Word of warning: Watch out for The Fabulous Miss Lucy...
| by Anonymous | reply 13 | December 7, 2020 5:26 PM |
Christmas Mouse is non-binary, and chosen pronouns are they/them/their.
Please do not misgender or dead name Christmas Mouse.
Christmas Mouse acknowledges that DL sits on the original homelands of indigenous peoples. Christmas Mouse identifies with and supports the struggle of indigenous people everywhere.
In the time of COVID, I thought DL replaced Christmas Mouse with Christmas Bat (squeak squeak); Christmas Bat had keen insight on COVID, seemed generally cheerful and didn't cop an attitude. Granted, he's not cuddly, but still...
| by Anonymous | reply 14 | December 7, 2020 5:37 PM |
Hi Christmas Mouse. You’re so adorable that my two cats told me they want to invite you to their Christmas Eve party. They said to just buy a one-way ticket because you’ll love it here so much you’d rather die than go back home.
| by Anonymous | reply 15 | December 7, 2020 5:39 PM |
[quote]The real Mouse is dead.
That's what that fucking interloper Moose would like you to believe.
| by Anonymous | reply 16 | December 7, 2020 5:42 PM |
You know the one in the OP is a plush toy, right?
| by Anonymous | reply 17 | December 7, 2020 5:46 PM |
Fuck you, Christmas Mouse!
| by Anonymous | reply 18 | December 7, 2020 5:56 PM |
Go shove a dreidel up your ass you fucking gerbil
| by Anonymous | reply 19 | December 7, 2020 6:39 PM |
The Christmas Moose MURDERED the Christmas Mouse (RIP). That's how I know this Mouse is a FAKE. In fact, I think this "Mouse" is actually the Moose.
| by Anonymous | reply 20 | December 7, 2020 7:00 PM |
And I love YOU R13. Hahaha! Christmas mouse would be very welcome at our house for all the wrong reasons.
| by Anonymous | reply 21 | December 7, 2020 7:14 PM |
You are adorable, but do you have some Hamster in you?
| by Anonymous | reply 22 | December 7, 2020 7:33 PM |
The Christmas Moose stepped on Christmas Mouse because he knew it was Boris.
| by Anonymous | reply 23 | December 7, 2020 9:11 PM |
Fuck the Christmas Moose! He’s an imposter!
| by Anonymous | reply 24 | December 8, 2020 12:14 AM |
Italian Hamster most likely, r22. His name ends in a vowel, for heaven's sake!
| by Anonymous | reply 25 | December 8, 2020 12:22 AM |
He’s silly and looks like Pamelyn Ferdin!
| by Anonymous | reply 27 | December 8, 2020 3:33 AM |
MERRY CHRISTMAS, CHRISTMAS MOUSE!
It's 12:06 am here in the central time zone, just wanted to wish the mouse & everyone here (the fab ones, not the grinches & haters!) a very Merry Christmas.
| by Anonymous | reply 28 | December 25, 2020 6:09 AM |
I'ma the Christmas Mousa.!!
Fucka youa alla..!!
Hey, where's Eddie??
| by Anonymous | reply 29 | December 25, 2020 6:14 AM |
Seasons greetings Christmas Mouse, from the lesser known and lesser celebrated Chanukah Mongoose.
| by Anonymous | reply 30 | December 25, 2020 6:18 AM |
R19 is why I love this site.
In 2020 on DL I was called a whore, frau, troll, moron, whore again, Mary, Jan, etc. But this site is great at heart and I wish each one of you happy holidays and a much better new year!
| by Anonymous | reply 31 | December 25, 2020 6:24 AM |
R19? Leave me out of it, okay?
| by Anonymous | reply 32 | December 25, 2020 6:41 AM |
Merry Christmas you stupid slut R31. We love you!!!!!
| by Anonymous | reply 33 | December 25, 2020 8:20 AM |
Will somebody please kick r31 in the cunt bone? TIA.
| by Anonymous | reply 35 | December 25, 2020 8:33 AM |
I advise them not to do that, R35, because they'll never hear the end of it.
| by Anonymous | reply 36 | December 25, 2020 7:07 PM |
Erudite!
| by Anonymous | reply 38 | December 26, 2020 7:28 AM |
