The accoutrements of a douchebag

MAGA hat

You left out a beret. I know a guy who wears one thinking it makes him look French. And intellectual.

Old joke: What do berets and hemorrhoids have in common? Sooner or later, every asshole gets one.

Confederate flag shirt

The Fred Perry shirts worn by the Proud Boys

Man capris

Man buns

[quote] You left out a beret.

You are right-- yes I did.

[quote] Man capris

I think some man might be able to pull them off.

[quote] Man buns

Definitely douchey.

Mirrored Oakley sunglasses worn upside down on the back of the head as a macho thing. Just WHY.

Dallas Cowboys gear (douche bonus: you're a bandwagon fan who doesn't live with 1000 miles of Dallas)

Trucks Aggressive dogs

I hate it when gay guys wear like....tragic tough guy accessories in the very desperate and transparent attempt to make themselves look more manly. Tribal tattoos, Oakley sunglasses, plain white wifebeaters, workboots etc. and I know some guys do the “it’s reappropriating” line but it’s not it.

Creating threads calling others "douchebags"?

Anything that creates ANOTHER barrier to essential parts.

Bail money around his neck

Straight people wardrobe for yearly fundraising visits to Mom&Dad

David Yurman estate jewelry upcycled for his dick

Owns a battery powered unicycle - with the weird knee stabilizers

I’d buy a book called “The Accoutrements of a Douchebag.” It’s a good title for a novel.

Wrapping a sweater around your neck with a loose knot up front.

Excuse me, a beret can definitely work with the right cigar.

Light Saber-sized vape kit

Trucker hat

Super baggy shorts

Loud car

I'm female, so I don't know, but what is with the type of man that almost always wears a bow tie?

Those guys are weird

Grills

Jorts

Teal belts with pink gingham shirts

OP-Can a douchebag also be described as a DICK?

An ascot was douchebag accoutrement in 1970--back when Roger Collins used to wear them all the time on "Dark Shadows"--but now they've been so far out for so long, they're in. I could only admire someone in 2020 brave enough to wear one.

Bowler hat.

Globe-like hair.

Guy wearing headband.

Sculpted facial hair.

Beer in hand, and more within reach.

Hercule Poirot, be warned! r22 has it in for you!

Walking around, proudly, with 50 loads in your ass is pretty douchey.

Your hat strategically dipped below one eye

Your 🧣 it was apricot.

HOW DARE YOU DISPARAGE THE BOWTIE!

Nothing says "douchebag" like a bowtie.

Knuckle sandwich for you.

Sunglasses with small circular lenses as well as monocles.

Chunky black glasses.

Blunt cuts.

Long acrylic nails.

Whatever they're wearing.

This.

^ agree that acrylic nails are the female equivalent of douchewear

well, don't watch the divas' new xmas video!

Just about anything these two morons come into contact with qualifies as instant douchebaggery.

gums?

Larry Summers, à propos his meeting with the Winklevoss Twins:

"One of the things you learn as a college president is that if an undergraduate is wearing a tie and jacket on Thursday afternoon at three o’clock, there are two possibilities. One is that they’re looking for a job and have an interview; the other is that they are an asshole. This was the latter case."

Your threads OP should be top of the list.

[quote] OP-Can a douchebag also be described as a DICK?

To me a douchebag is a general state of being. A DICK is someone who does asshole things. Some douchebags are dicks and some dicks are douchebags but not all douchebags are dicks. Some douchebags could be sleazy or creepy but not necessarily malevolent.

R37 must be a guy who wears jorts

A photo of r37 has surfaced.

R40 love when you get caught out, your threads really are moronic.

I don't know, OP. I think 'doucebag' has a more 'asshole' connotation so (as others have commented) a MAGA hat is appropriate.

I think bowties and ascots (gasp!) are pretentious af so maybe your post should be 'The accoutrements of a wanker'?

Incessant gum chewing.

White sunglasses

Vineyard Vine pinks

Man Clutch held against the ever-present smartphone - it will be black - perhaps textured - and it will have at least one butch element like a padlock or a seatbelt button closure