Rick Perry, discuss

He's always been a hot piece of ass - dumb as a rock though.

Just a darn tootin minute.

Rather paunchy in the cadet outfit. Pass.

"Mitt, tell me you're wearing those funny boxers right now. I'm getting hard just thinking about it, buddy."

He switched parties. Started political career as a democrat. And worse — he's from the old-South Dixie-crat version of Texas. [Democratic member of the Texas House of Representatives from 1985 to 1991] Perry began hosting fellow lawmakers, friends and supporters at his family’s secluded West Texas hunting camp, a place known by the name painted in block letters across a large, flat rock standing upright at its gated entrance. “Niggerhead,” it read.

Animal Husbandry major at A&M.

Good technique.

Good god he looks like a Nazi in that picture

Didn’t he also star in National Lampoon’s Animal House?

Not bad OP. Never would have recognized him.

Who parodies him on SNL?

[quote]Good god he looks like a Nazi in that picture

It's easy to look like one when you clearly are one.

Over ten years ago, his wife walked in on him with a man.

So when Rick was in his late 50s? Was the boyfriend a young stud? Anita Perry has a pot belly and a big rack.

Yee ha! Dat's da suck job!

Wasn't the rumor that he was carrying on with his Secretary of State when he was governor of Texas?

And he had to talk his wife out of divorcing him to protect his political brand, as he wanted to be President?

Smartboy glasses do nothing for him.

The smart glasses DID work but around 2010 to 2012.

Just how many closet cases are there in the government? Not just elected officials, but DOJ or DoD. Why are so many of them in the closet, esp., if they're not even elected?

What did Molly Ivins say about him?

Gayface. Not interested.

I’d love a sex tape with him and Mitt. Two hot daddies

[quote]What did Molly Ivins say about him?

She used to call him "Governor Good Hair" because he's so stupid.

Someone on another thread bitched about calling someone a douche face.

Here's another educational lesson for you - Rick Perry = Douche Face.

Keep working at it and you may develop the instinct.

Any other DL old-timers remember kirker? He was a much-maligned authenticated poster who lived in Austin and for a while was claiming that Perry was about to be outed in a big way. It never happened.

No doubt the frequent recipient of drunky and woozy 3AM frathouse brojobs at A&M.

[quote]Any other DL old-timers remember kirker?

I remember Kirker from even BEFORE he moved to Austin to open his ill-fated, quirky furniture shop. I remember him and Josh getting together in New York and posting about it like they were DL royalty. And someone quipping, "That's a lot of narcissism for one table."

And then, of course, Kirker ditching his date at SXSW to get into a "Perez Hilton!!!!!" party.

I still enjoy the story about him taking a shit at a party that clogged the host's toilet.