New Blind Items from Michael Musto

[quote]Speaking of which: What star of two hit Broadway musicals has gone all right-wing conspiracy on us, spouting rants about how Covid restrictions that prohibit his church antics are not about safety, they’re actually power plays? So does that mean authorities have also shut down theater, cabaret, and nightlife for no good reason except to be bullies, as Covid cases soar in places where they ignore the rules? Really????

[quote]And guess what TV personality/comic Scott Nevins replied to this dude on Twitter? Free answer: “To be able to go from sucking d*ck on the DL to praising Jesus and voting for Trump—that is some Tony-worthy range right there.”

Perhaps some hints in Scott's tweet?

Gee... I wonder who he's talking about. /s

Would “comely” be a hint?

Weak sauce from an old gossip.

I actually have no clue. Who is he talking about?

I love Michael Musto.

The Twitter feed says CK, Chad Kimball. Haven’t the slightest idea who that is.

"Memphis" was one show -- what else did he appear in?

Would the BI be Shawn Mendes and Camila Cabelo?

Methinks R9 is correct

How soon before Shawn and Jimin hook up?

Someone better post a link to Shawn's Grindr profile by the end of the day!

Queeny fagot Shawn mendes. ❤

Chad Kimball was also in Come from Away. It’s him as his Twitter feed makes clear.

Who's the dumb lez?

Memphis, maybe, but Kimball was not the star of Come From Away. Also, he has a small dick.

Is the comely male pop star George Michael?

Mendez does not have a grindr profile - for himself - he has a fake profile then when the pics are exchanged - you find out it's him.

What, r18?

That doesn’t make any sense.

r19 meaning he has a fake profile - no pics of him - just a generic photo and descript -he hits up others for chat then when they exchange pics boom it's him.

So then he does have a Grindr profile for himself. He just doesn’t advertise his pics.

[quote]What star of two hit Broadway musicals has gone all right-wing conspiracy on us, spouting rants about how Covid restrictions that prohibit his church antics are not about safety, they’re actually power plays?

This is not a blind item. DL has already named and shamed this person. Perhaps Musto can provide some fresh gossip?

New by Michael Musto's standards?

That could mean they're about Ida Lupino.

Maybe when he gets paid again for writing.

What political wife is rumored to have once taken nude photographs? Let's just say she's no architect.

Obviously Musto is a DLer which wouldn’t be a surprise

Yes, he is, R26. He's actually written them himself, back when he had a column.

He used to post on IMDb too as "marvelass" before the boards were shut down.

Dont know nothing about all this, although I reckon the comely male pop star just gotta be Shawn Mendes

But that Scott Nevins that R1 posted, he is stunning, so perfectly beautiful

Which musical star of film and records is supposedly a pill fiend? Let's just say, she won't be over the rainbow when her fans find out.

What handsome leading man is making pillow talk with other men? It'll hit you like a rock when you find out.

Forgot to sign my post at R30.

Which closeted Hollywood heartthrob is rumored to have the GRID virus?

Jinx, r30. We think alike.

The tweet comments reveal the Broadway cocksucker is Chad Kimball.

What singing superstar is rumored to have the slimmer's disease? Her baggy clothes won't help her keep up this masquerade for long.

Who?

The op star is Mendes

Separate suites? They can’t manage with separate bedrooms in one suite?

Which theatre powerhouse's mask is slipping? He divorced his first wife to splash international attention on his second wife and stamped his little foot when others on the Great White Way balked at her inclusion? Now, his second wife is playing someone else's organ. It's all a ghostly opera.

Ok, these parody posts are getting annoying

Michael Musto at R40.

So many closeted heartthrobs.

And so few that Miss Musto knows anything about that the average Pinterest frau doesn't.

[quote]Ok, these parody posts are getting annoying

If we didn't do parody posts, this thread would close down after the second response.

LOL this thread!

Musto used to post here using just "Musto" as his authentication. I'm sure he's reading this thread.

I believe when Musto posted in the NY Times and a thread was made about his BI at DL he stopped by at some point and solved them anonymously. At least that's what I believe, because some reveals were very NY centric hardly any DLer would be able to guess without some serious insider knowledge of that NY (party &) social scene.

Disappointed to read that about Kristine W if true

Which Farrah Fawcett-Majors of the rock ‘n’ roll set has fallen like a landslide for the high-soaring member of a rival Californian rock band?

Rumours have it that this Number One hit maker has set her gold dust dreams on this romance, but my sources hint that he just might be telling her to take it easy.

Stay tuned!

[quote] What singing superstar is rumored to have the slimmer's disease? Her baggy clothes won't help her keep up this masquerade for long.

Mama Cass?

The Chad Kimball thing was discussed several weeks ago in the theater threads.

Which former congressman turned male whore once had a three way with both a former and a current congressman. It's a zinger that may get you to speak her mind...the minds of their angry wives, that is.

Who cares about these lame ass BI. Who are the sexy monsters in Miss OP’s post?

R53 It's a stock photo

What conservative representative’s sponsorship of a virile young immigrant passed off as an unofficial adoption is really something far more common?

R48, where is Kristine W referenced? I didn't see it anywhere.

Oh, Michael, on the edge of gossip... from 1994.

R53 Though I do wish I knew. Here's a bunch of other stock photos of them

R52, Schock, Kinzinger....who is the third?

He's just published another new one:

[quote]This Oscar winning actress is no Friend to this television sweetheart -- she's sleeping with her husband. Their marriage will be heading over a cliff if she finds out.

Some blind item! “comely male popstar” might as well hyperlink to Shawn Mendes’ official website.

I’m going to try my hand at a Musto blind item: Which gay CNN anchor, who has silver hair and was born into an affluent family, can’t stand his supposed BFF who happens to be a television executive/talk show host/Cardinals fan?

R59 Speaker [bold] her [/bold] mind in the people's house.

Speak her mind.

R56, it’s one of the items in OP’s link:

[quote] And now, allow me to segue to an actual name, please—albeit a tarnished one. I‘ll start by asking “Mary, Did You Know?”—to name one noted Kristine W cover song. If you didn’t, I’ll lay it out for you. Earlier this year, long-running dance diva Kristine W got busted for some right wing-leaning posts on her Facebook page, which were then taken down, after which Kristine blamed the person who runs her page while assuring everyone (via an interview) that she’s not pro-Trump and her kids are pro-gay.

[quote]But two sources who’ve worked with Kristine came forward to tell me that she does indeed favor Trump. [Allegedly, she initially told friends, “We should try something different. Maybe a businessman would be better”). What’s more, her house has sported Trump flags, and it’s only partly because her kids adore the guy. (I’m not sure how that makes them pro-LGBTQ, by the way.) Kristine has done a lot for our community, but loving us with one hand and dissing us with the other would be like offering a communal toast of champagne and cyanide. But Lady W swears she’s on our team all the way, so I’m hoping against hope that our relationship will “Fly Again.”

DL readers knew the answers right away

Please. The comatose knew the answers right away.

R62 Blind items are only fun if they are true, you dumb bitter cunt.

Did Musto post this? r55

OOPs and I meant that for R61. Anderson does not hate Andy. Only in your dreams.

What’s a Scott Nevins and why does he look like he’s made of cheap plastic?

And Musto makes a living out of this weak tea?

R35 for the win.

Musto is the damn reason I found you weirdos at DL some 14 years ago. I haven’t been able to quit you since!

I love seeing Musto ride his bike sround the city. It's like if Angelyne wore black and was nearsighted!

Fyuu

[quote] Musto is the damn reason I found you weirdos at DL some 14 years ago. I haven’t been able to quit you since!

Ironic in that we quit you a LONG time ago.

This column makes me sad because La Musto is an amazing writer and a fucking legend - but with the death of good books - he is reduced to this.

We continue to devolve.

Thank God we will always (?) have DL to keep snark, humor and cunts who aren't afraid to correct other twat's bad grammar.

I love you, r77!

R60 Friend = Courtney Cock? Cliff = Arquette? Hmmm...

[quote]Musto is the damn reason I found you weirdos at DL some 14 years ago. I haven’t been able to quit you since!

R73, same here -- Musto mentioned DL in one of his columns and I followed the link, which is how I found this place. That was 14 years ago.

R 77, reduced to what?

Musto's blind item columns have been a staple of his column for decades.

The difference is that there are fewer of them this time.

Here's on on the house: Mrs John F Kennedy rats up her hair. It is NOT naturally stiff.

Blind items are difficult these days because many celebrities over share as a matter of course, or plant their own ridiculous blinds just to get attention.

I like Musto even though there's always been a large contingent of DL cunts who hate his guts.

[quote]Who are the sexy monsters in Miss OP’s post?

R53 hopes to have her cataracts done on Tuesday.

[quote] and cunts who aren't afraid to correct other twat's bad grammar.

Oh, dear.

Here's a blind item for you: Which tiresome Oh Dear queen never went any further than high school?

Other twats’ grammar is taught in high school.

musto is a turd and loathed by most new yorkers......he smells bad .....unreal.

Musto is like that ver last guy left that doesnt take the hint after the orgy is long finished- and you have to push him out into the street.

I rather enjoy Musto and his column (now available on Queerty). As a total outsider he made me aware of things going on in NY. Obviously in 2020 not much good and interesting is going on due to the pandemic.

I ran into him in the backrooms of the gay bookstore on Christopher and Hudson. Must have been late 1990s. Ewwwwww.

Musto isn't allowed to cruise?

Next up from Michael: Whitney did coke!

After you see a celebrity’s chocolate starfish, what’s left for a BI?

I always liked the hidden, nitty gritty details about downtown NYC Musto revealed in La Dolce Musto, but also his writing style. He's a great writer! Sharp, concise, and always readable.

I'm still disappointed in Village Voice's meager online archives. There's comparatively few issues and they're hard to search through. My dream is every issue online, and you can just search "La Dolce Musto" and read every column week by week through history. Similar to NYTimes' archives.

Michael, if you are reading this please tell us a collection of ALL your LDM columns are one day going to be collected into a book. A huge book... 1,000 pounds! Bigger than those fat Andy Warhol Diaries! I would gladly plop down $$$ for such a collection, that I could just peruse at whim. I can dream?

I hear Michael is working on a new BI.

Apparently it's going to be about an alleged feud between the Fontaine / de Havilland sisters, if you can believe that!

Love MM. miss those village voice days.

I mean on paper Musto seems like a funny queen you'd run into at a party but, thanks to the Nelson Sullivan videos on YouTube, Musto is more than likely a backstabbing bitch who would smile in your face but laugh at and talk smack about you behind your back. His blind items never seemed the same, to me, after that enlightening moment.

The blind item website has a lot of his blinds archived

This golden-throated English songbird is increasingly unhappy with the attention being lavished on the American woman who joined her band a few years back. Not only is this younger woman captivating audiences with her enchanting antics onstage, she is also bewitching rock n' roll desperadoes all over the world!

Things were PERFECT for this classy lady until Miss Cowbell shoved her platform boot into the band's door. Now Lady Ivory is considering quitting the band in the middle of their world tour! Luckily, she has plenty of her own money now and doesn't need a sugar daddy.

Don't worry, Ms. Songbird, you're still my fave. - MM

I love the idea of all the La Dolce Musto columns compiled into a book

"...is more than likely a backstabbing bitch who would smile in your face but laugh at and talk smack about you behind your back."

So, gay,.

Does he have any tea on Melissa Beth Miller?

Yes, because straight backstabbers don't exist! *rolls eyes*

R67 It's what I've heard and there's evidence out there to suggest there's validity to the rumors, including this.

[Quote] In what is plainly his personal Twitter account, Kinzinger follows @PaulRyanXXX, the account for the fanfiction. (Displaying proper social media etiquette, @PaulRyanXXX thanked Kinzinger for the follow.) This is the same Twitter account that Kinzinger uses to follow other members of Congress, reporters, family members and a priest.

This groundbreaking beauty queen is in for some rug burns soon! My sources tell me that this recently crowned contest winner has a sordid past which includes nude photography - including pix with another naked woman!

Will the progress she's helped bring about go down in flames so soon after her colorful inauguration?

What a MESS!

[Quote] Thanks for the follow, Congressman!

I cannot tell a lie, which leader of the free world's teeth are wooden. Look out termites! -

Kristine W - racist and Deplorable!

Musto might be cute if he grew a beard and stopped being so faggy. Has anyone had him? Does he have a nice furry dadchest? People need to embrace their own biology... if you’re a naturally chunky guy who’s covered in hair just own it. A lot of people are into that. Who wants a guy who’s naturally chunky & hairy but never goes a day without shaving and dresses like a dandy? Not me. I’m a braindead drug addict so I could be way off but I know you’re reading this Michael and I implore you to scruff it up and see how you go with the young chasers

Count me in as another longtime DLer who came courtesy of MM mentioning this site in his column. I know I'm interacting with people here whom I posted with on La Dolce Musto. Hi guys!

I used to love MM’s VV columns but in no universe could he be considered attractive.

What German adjacent leader is attempting to stage his own coup in 2021? Watch your back von Bidenburg!

[quote]I’m a braindead drug addict so I could be way off

Astute.

I love me some Musto. He’s a witty writer who cover things I want to read about.

Scott Nevins looks like a mannequin.

He could have video or photo proof, and I wouldn't care, because I can't stand Musto.

R117's logic is why he voted for Trump.