Why Mr. Spacey don't be silly. Come sit at the adult table
Let's be Kevin Spacey unexpectedly crashing a Thanksgiving feast
by Anonymous | reply 71 | December 30, 2020 7:47 AM |
I'm his second bottle of rum.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | November 26, 2020 7:27 PM |
I’m cousin Jesse, flattered by the attention of a star.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | November 26, 2020 7:38 PM |
I'm your teenage nephew, who is now being stalked by Kevin
by Anonymous | reply 3 | November 26, 2020 7:42 PM |
I'm his roaming hands while everyone else is saying grace.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | November 26, 2020 7:42 PM |
I'm his pointed disappointment that no chicken is being served.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | November 26, 2020 7:44 PM |
I'm the liquor cabinet, which Kevin is currently raiding
by Anonymous | reply 6 | November 26, 2020 7:45 PM |
I'm the lawyer he has on speed dial, waiting for the inevitable call. I specialize in sweeping things under the table.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | November 26, 2020 7:45 PM |
I'm Mr. Spacey saddling up next to Junior on the sofa and patting him on the back.
"So son, I hear you're a great ball player."
by Anonymous | reply 8 | November 26, 2020 7:49 PM |
I'm Kevin drunkenly serenading everyone on the piano.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | November 26, 2020 7:57 PM |
I'm Aunt Ida, glad she's hard of hearing so she doesn't have to listen to his version of Beyond the Sea
by Anonymous | reply 10 | November 26, 2020 8:06 PM |
I’m the sexual assault allegations that were eventually dropped, which Mr. Spacey is certainly thankful for this year.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | November 26, 2020 8:22 PM |
I'm Diane. And, no, he's still never laid a finger on me.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | November 26, 2020 8:26 PM |
I'm Spacey prelubing with the gravy.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | November 26, 2020 8:50 PM |
I'm the footsies he's playing with the college nephew across from him.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | November 26, 2020 8:59 PM |
I'm Joel, and Mr. Spacey keeps following me around, even waiting outside of the bathroom for me.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | November 26, 2020 9:02 PM |
I'm Kevin's "manager" who he dragged along
by Anonymous | reply 16 | November 26, 2020 9:04 PM |
I'm the boozy clueless aunt who doesn't see a wedding band on his finger and is throwing herself at him.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | November 26, 2020 9:05 PM |
I'm Dianne. Kevin loves me.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | November 26, 2020 9:06 PM |
I love you, Dianne....but I love booze and boys more.
Sorry, bitch!
by Anonymous | reply 19 | November 26, 2020 9:13 PM |
I'm all of the eggnog he's drank after realizing where his career is now.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | November 26, 2020 9:18 PM |
I'm Christopher Plummer. I'll replace Mr. Spacey after he inevitably gropes one of the young nephews during the afternoon game of touch football.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | November 26, 2020 9:19 PM |
I'm the bondage gear hidden in my leather manpurse that everyone assumes is full of scripts.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | November 26, 2020 9:22 PM |
I’m using cranberry sauce as undertable lubricant.
by Anonymous | reply 23 | November 26, 2020 9:22 PM |
I'm Joel jumping from his seat as Kevin declares at the table that he's thankful for these nice warm buns.
by Anonymous | reply 24 | November 26, 2020 9:24 PM |
I'm the offer to wash and dry with Ida's humpable young nephew Troy, freshman track star of Ole Miss. I'm not planning on getting any dishes done tho!
by Anonymous | reply 25 | November 26, 2020 9:26 PM |
I'm the tingle of aftershave on Mme Spacey's balls after freshening up before dinner.
by Anonymous | reply 26 | November 26, 2020 9:27 PM |
I'm the third dead body 9 years from now. I will be mostly missing for a few years and then parts of me will be found by a railroad track.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | November 26, 2020 9:31 PM |
Didn't he post something like this same time last year, except maybe three years ago? Isn't he retired now?
by Anonymous | reply 28 | November 26, 2020 9:43 PM |
He looks more and more like an old lesbian.
by Anonymous | reply 29 | November 26, 2020 9:44 PM |
This sounds more fun than my Thanksgiving this year
by Anonymous | reply 30 | November 26, 2020 9:47 PM |
Uncle Kevin, why is your hand down my pants?
by Anonymous | reply 31 | November 26, 2020 10:57 PM |
I'm Kevin's legal team, trying to a avoid another lawsuit
by Anonymous | reply 32 | November 26, 2020 10:59 PM |
I didn't know Spacey was such a drinker.
by Anonymous | reply 33 | November 26, 2020 11:58 PM |
I'm the guest bedroom he doesn't need because he's going to be bunking with Joel
by Anonymous | reply 34 | November 27, 2020 12:05 AM |
R29, 'Ol Kevin does look a bit like the head of a Women's Studies Department at OP.
by Anonymous | reply 35 | November 27, 2020 12:06 AM |
I'm the dog who will be forced to take a post-midnight walk and beard for Kev's cruising.
by Anonymous | reply 36 | November 27, 2020 12:11 AM |
I'm the trick who will be "mugging" him to "steal his phone" tonight in the park
by Anonymous | reply 37 | November 27, 2020 12:39 AM |
I'm Joel and I'm frantically locking the door to my bedroom. I won't get much sleep tonight.
by Anonymous | reply 38 | November 27, 2020 12:46 AM |
R20 [quote] I'm all of the eggnog he's drank
Oh dear.
by Anonymous | reply 39 | November 27, 2020 1:01 AM |
I'm everyone rolling their eyes when he does his Johnny Carson imitation
by Anonymous | reply 40 | November 27, 2020 2:06 AM |
“Why doesn’t everyone just stay the night”
by Anonymous | reply 41 | November 27, 2020 2:13 AM |
I'm Kevin playing Santa and inviting the young boys to sit on his lap
by Anonymous | reply 42 | November 27, 2020 2:15 AM |
I'm the opportunistic young guy with an average sized dick but annoyingly small dick head which makes the entire package unattractive. I will be penetrated by Mr. Spacey's tears later on tonight as he cry-rapes me. I will grow up to be a bobblehead.
by Anonymous | reply 43 | November 27, 2020 2:17 AM |
I’m the token lesbian who just came for food and booze, falling asleep on the couch as Kevin is talking about his big come back role.
by Anonymous | reply 44 | November 27, 2020 2:20 AM |
I'm the pre-dinner joint Spacey shares out in his car at dusk, with the teenage nephew at R3. As I'm consumed, Spacey asks R3 about his favorite movies & other interests. Spacey also asked him not to tell anyone about the smoke sesh, because there isn't enough of me to go around.
by Anonymous | reply 45 | November 27, 2020 2:21 AM |
I’m not there.
by Anonymous | reply 46 | November 27, 2020 2:26 AM |
I'm all the males who are under 40 and reasonably attractive. We'll make sure to sit as far away from Kevin as possible
by Anonymous | reply 47 | November 27, 2020 2:36 AM |
I'm Anthony Rapp crying into his turkey and mashed potatoes!
by Anonymous | reply 48 | November 27, 2020 2:39 AM |
I'm the onesie Spacey is wearing with the open flap for his bare butt.
by Anonymous | reply 49 | November 27, 2020 2:50 AM |
I'm the handsome and ambitious aspiring-actor nephew, who's home from LA for the holidays.
I'm hiding in the bathroom, texting everyone I know and begging them to call me with a fake emergency, because if a rumor ever gets out that I screwed Kevin Spacey in 2020 my reputation in the field is ruined! One photo with the old perv on social media and I'm through!
by Anonymous | reply 50 | November 27, 2020 3:01 AM |
I'm the free acting lessons Spacey offers to give the wannabe actor nephew in his bedroom.
by Anonymous | reply 51 | November 27, 2020 3:11 AM |
And the "acting lessons" mostly involve some groping and a funny-tasting drink
by Anonymous | reply 52 | November 27, 2020 3:15 AM |
I'm the fact that he wasn't much of an actor to begin with. "Amateur theatrics" is a polite phrase for it.
by Anonymous | reply 53 | November 27, 2020 3:17 AM |
I'm the fresh-from-the-oven pumpkin pie, hoping to God I get eaten before Kevin has a chance to fuck me.
by Anonymous | reply 54 | November 27, 2020 3:33 AM |
I'm that awful holiday sweater.
by Anonymous | reply 55 | November 27, 2020 6:35 AM |
I'm the attire Mr Spacey's legal team insist he wear when they heard the hosts water polo playing twin nephews were home from college
by Anonymous | reply 56 | November 27, 2020 8:24 AM |
I'm your 16 year-old-son's underwear. Kevin fished me out of a hamper while pretending to use the bathroom, and now he's wearing me like a face mask.
by Anonymous | reply 57 | November 27, 2020 8:33 AM |
Hi Kev!
by Anonymous | reply 58 | November 27, 2020 8:54 AM |
LOL R57
by Anonymous | reply 59 | November 27, 2020 1:28 PM |
I'm College Son waking up to find Kevin's face passed out on his asscheeks
by Anonymous | reply 60 | November 27, 2020 5:22 PM |
I am the porcelain swastika gravy boat Kevin brings as a gift for Aunt Ida, the old krautfrau. He stole me from the set of American Beauty.
by Anonymous | reply 61 | November 28, 2020 10:32 PM |
Aren’t we do for another video about now by the fireplace with the ugly sweater?
by Anonymous | reply 62 | November 29, 2020 3:20 AM |
r62, don't remind him!
by Anonymous | reply 63 | November 29, 2020 3:21 AM |
r62 I hope so. Kevin Spacey's mildly threatening Christmas message has quickly become one of my favorite parts of the season.
by Anonymous | reply 64 | November 29, 2020 3:36 PM |
It’s like that scary uncle that shows up that you only see once a year. It’s kind of cool but creepy at the same time.
by Anonymous | reply 65 | November 29, 2020 4:21 PM |
Kevin Spacey by the fireplace in an ugly Christmas sweater is now part of the holiday tradition!
by Anonymous | reply 66 | November 30, 2020 2:20 AM |
Why does he talk his character in House of Cards? Not understanding this. A part that he was fired from. Shouldn’t he be sitting at a cardboard standing of the White House? Instead of the fireplace.
by Anonymous | reply 67 | November 30, 2020 2:35 AM |
I enjoyed Spacey serenading the Spanish twinks on the streets of Seville much more. Such a romantic!
by Anonymous | reply 68 | November 30, 2020 2:38 AM |
What is that, R69?
by Anonymous | reply 70 | December 30, 2020 7:27 AM |
I'm the plaintive needy text from Ghislaine Maxwell in prison Kevin ignores, because now around Real People, in a festive sweater, he feels he can move on from all that.
by Anonymous | reply 71 | December 30, 2020 7:47 AM |