Who is the Most ghastly: Johnny Depp, Charlie Sheen or Nicolas Cage? They used to be friends. Maybe they still are.

Johnny and Charlie

Again

Nic’s peak

Leave Nic Cage alone. All he's doing is trying to make a living.

Hurt me hurt me but the pants stay on!

I am op and I love Nick Cage. But these 3 have a shared history, and it shows.

All those pictures make me feel filthy.

Cage-Sheen

I would have happily jumped into their filthy sinking beds for a fuck.

At least Johnny was legitimately good looking in his twenties. The other two not so much.

Any of them uncut though?

At their most beautiful, I'd prefer a hairy Nic Cage.

Depp allegedly broke into the acting business by either being Cage's dope dealer, or his lover. EEEEEEWWWWW!!!!!

But Sheen is still the worst of the three. He's probably people on full-time staff, just to dispose of the hookers who overdose at his place.

Sheen is the worst.

I agree. Charlie sheen is the worst. Remember years ago I thought he was so handsome. Couldn’t pay me now.

Nic is still a hard working actor, and still hairy so I’d go for him even now.

Johnny and Charlie are sooo fucking dissipated. Can they still work? Now, just for hanging out and smoking a soon, I pick Charlie who is sort of funny. Johnny never seemed to have a personality.

I don't know what's especially bad about Nicholas Cage, except that he's terrible with money. But Johnny Depp and Charlie Sheen are truly revolting.

Cage is bi? He was sexy but not Depp pretty. Very sturdy body.

Charlie Sheen used to be very cute when he was younger and peaked in hotness in Hot Shots. He was handsome in Spin City and the early Two and A Half Men seasons. He is a terrible sex fiend though. Like many sociopathic people he is polite, smiles a lot and is charitable in public but very depraved behind doors. That's why you had many people who defended Charlie as a sweet generous person but then you get all the exposure of his sexual assaults, relationship and kiddie porn.

Nicolas Coppola was never handsome but he seems nice and likable and I enjoy his movies. He also had a nice body when he was young and a kind face.

Johnny Depp was very pretty with beautiful lips, cheekbones, smooth skin and eyes. He had a very nice smile too. He unfortunately became a druggie and drunk and has stories of being a mean drunk. His looks fell off the hardest because it's such a contrast from his pretty boy appearance that he managed to preserve for such a long time (Sleepy Hollow was in 1999 and From Hell in 2001 - yet he still looked in his mid 20s).

Wouldn't you be afraid your dick would fall of if it even caught wind of their diseased looking asses?

Are you kidding? Sheen by far is the most fucked up of the bunch. Porn stars, hookers, drugs, having kids with druggie, fucked up second wife. At least Nick and Johnny chose to have kids with decent women not junkies.

I suspect that Cage has bipolar disorder and hasn't handled it well, and it's possible that Sheen does as well. But there's a lot more wrong with Sheen than mood disorders, he's evil and has chosen evil as a lifestyle. Like I said, the Angeles National Forest is full of his dead hookers and kiddie porn DVDs.

Depp isn't the worst, but he's the most disappointing. He had beauty and real talent and seems to be basically sane, but he threw it all away out of sheer assholish self-indulgence. He pissed away his money without any prompting from bipolar mania, he drank and drugged away his looks and his talent, and he blamed everyone else for his own foolishness and is going to spend what's left of his life suing everyone near him. What a waste of natural gifts.

Cage and Sheen benefited from nepotism. Though Cage seems to have had a better upbringing probably an old school Italian disciplinarian upbringing. Sheen had hippie-dippie druggie parents who either spoiled him and neglected him though that doesn't explain why Emilio turned out better.

Depp was what happens when you're pretty and talented but also uneducated and come from a background of poverty. Also becoming the breadwinner for your white trash country clan in the process. He probably never learned restraint or how to manage money. Got surrounded by yes people who enabled his behavior. He wanted to live the rock and roll lifestyle but also had to support his loved ones and his kids. He does seem emotionally immature and refuses to grow up. Blaming his abusive mother and now Amber Heard for his problems.

Johnny Depp came into my shop in DTLA a couple of years ago. Nice guy but I didn't recognize him at first and kept my eye on him as we get in a lot of vagrants. He smelled but spent a ton of money and really was just the nicest. He lived a few blocks from my shop but recently sold his place(s). He had 4 condos in the same building.

Depp used to look like this. If he never fell into drinking and drugs and worked out, he would have still looked great.

People with dark hair and eyes, olive skin, and good bone structure usually do age beautifully. Even Depp maintained his look into his mid-40s, longer than he had a right to. Had he taken care of himself, he could have been hot well into his 60s, ala Cary Grant or Sean Connery.

Johnny kissing Kimmel. Kimmel seems to like being kissed by Johnny Depp. He reached in for that kiss.

Given the choice between shit, feces, and turds...

I choose death.

Charlie was never hot, even in youth which is becoming on most people. Always sleazy looking and a weird pumpkin head. At least Johnny was stunning in youth with a tight little body, and nick had a few handsome years as a slim hairy guy. Charlie definitely comes in dead last.

Charlie was handsome and had the bad boy attitude, plus comic timing, which elevated him to "hot." Johnny was always hot until he turned into a hobo. Both of them have certainly done some awful things, Sheen's we know about, Depp's not so much. Early on there were a ton of articles about Depp punching people, trashing places, insulting staff, and getting arrested but I always suspected there was more there that we never heard about.

Nic Cage just seems like a broken person, probably not a bad guy but someone who has made a lot of bad decisions. He doesn't really belong in the group with Sheen and Depp.

Johnny showed his nice ass as a twink in the 80s.

Charlie Sheen used to look like this

This too.

Depp was a lovely Twink. Charlie was cute enough.

When he was a young man and had loss the facial fat. Great bones.

He was cute in Nightmare Before Elm Street. That scene on the bed with a crop top looked like he was dressed for an 80s gay porn scene.

Muriel Puce

Charlie Sheen has no defenders. Johnny has a ton of crazy fangirls who will defend everything he does. Though at least in his favor, Amber Heard is a psycho and manages to make him look tame.

At least Depp seemed aware of his attractiveness and took a bunch of photos during his youth. And showed his ass in Private Resort. So his youthful beauty will be immortalized just like Rob Lowe's.

He had some good dick-sucking lips too.

Depp was oddly, androgynously beautiful as a young man, and kept his looks into middle age. But damn, he hit the wall hard!

Sheen was moderately good-looking as a young man, regular features, but at least for a while he was quite attractive, with his bad-boy sense of fun and some real sex appeal.

Cage had a nice fit bod and nice eyes, he was neither handsome nor sexy, but sometimes he was attractive without being good-looking, when he was playing a character who was written as likable or endearing. He was a good actor, back when he gave a shit and wasn't just working to pay his debts.

Imagine what they all three would have looked like if they hadn’t lived in Hollywood and became actors. Probably a hell of a lot better.

They're all gross

Cage, not as morally corrupt it would seen but still many issues.

I lumped these 3 because of their friendship and being Gen X B+ actors.

I could make things work (at least for a time) with the other two, but Charlie Sheen is disgusting.

Johnny Depp. I wouldn’t want to fuck any of them but you could probably have some kind of conversation with Charlie Sheen or Nicholas Cage. Sheen would probably at least be funny and Nicholas Cage has been in some great movies. I feel like on top of being gross Johnny Depp would be no fun to talk to. He seems like a try hard poseur.

Everyone on meth is personality disordered and bipolar. The drug is taken from the situation before diagnosis if at all possible. That is best practice, period. Lord knows there’s a ton of tweakers finding out they’re “bipolar” or “ptsd”. It’s like yeah, I bet you’re ptsd when just last night you sucked a veined black cock behind a dumpster for 1 hit them get pissed on and chased away.

r41, that didn't turn out well for Michael Shoeffling, the beauty from Sixteen Candles:

I think Michael Shoeffling looks great. He's almost 60 FFS.