Make a declarative statement

As God is my witness, I’ll never be hungry again.

Nobody puts Baby in a corner.

Trump lost the election.

Go, and never darken my towels again!

I will NEVER be blindsided like that again. I WILL listen to my gut.

R1 stole my answer! R1 is a cunt!

I HATE R1!

There's a name for you ladies, but it isn't used in high society... outside of a kennel.

Dear R6 -

Consider my R4 post directed at you.

^^ oops I meant to sign that R1 ^^

I have no idea what this thread is even about. Are you all on drugs?

"Guns will never go away, we will always have guns."

Yelled at me this week by a deranged co-worker who thinks guns are more important than being polite to those who don't give a damn what your stupid ass thinks.

Gratefully, she's moving to Texas soon where she says she'll be much happier because people go to church and have guns. Really. She said that.

Get out, bitch, and take your god damned guns with you!

Bzzzt!

Oh, too bad R10!

Everybody, let's have a big hand for r10, better luck next time, dear.

NO. MORE. WIRE. HANGARS.

When they go low, we get high.

Plug it up! Plug it up!

The best...... is yet...... to coooooooome!

"Will you shut up, man!"

That was impressively cunty.

"Never Gonna Give You Up"

I will boycott The Rock and Roll Hall of Fame until the day rock 'n' roll legend Connie Francis is inducted into it!

I don't understand the question, and I won't respond to it.

Tear down that BITCH of a bearing wall and put a window where it OUGHT to be.

I just noticed how much Gillian Anderson looks like Joan Crawford. I had no idea.

R13 But what about the planes???

I am woman, hear me roar!

I am the god of hellfire! And I bring you...FIRE!

R29...I, as well.

It’s time to start thinking of me.

Nobody asked how I was doing.

And God said, “Let there be light, and there was light!”

This one time at band camp I put a flute up my cooter.

Oh, dear.

My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings; Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair!

Vengeance is mine.

I would like fries with that.

I've had sufficient.

I absolutely refuse to become trans.

I'm mad as hell, and I'm not gonna take it any more!

You're much too fat and that's that!

Yes, you're much too large, you're like a barge You ain't so great with all that freight Oh, Honey, you're so f-a-a-t And, baby, that's that

The rain in Spain falls mainly in the plain.

I am determined to open this klyptonite-sealed plastic carton of Flonase nasal spray before I die.

I am going to bed hungry.

Hello, everybody. This is Mrs. Norman Maine

Small business owners complain too much.

I hate gynaecologists. A man who can look you in the vagina, but never in the eye.

My turn again......

Motherfucker! Motherfucker!

Fuck you and the horse you rode in on!

Cogito ergo sum.

I... declare... BANKRUPTCY!!

No soup for you!

[quote] And so many of the people in the arena here, you know, were underprivileged anyway, so this, this is working very well for them.

Like sands through the hourglass, so are the days of our lives.

WE SHALL OVERCOME!

I shall reign!

SHUT THE FUCK UP!

I have a dream!

If this thread was a test, at least third of you have failed it so far.

Tossing R57 an 'a' to place before the "third".

Jesus wept.

Here are a few:

Many of the examples given here are not examples of declarative statements.

Some people don't know the difference between declarative, imperative, and exclamatory sentences.

R10 and R24 used interrogative sentences instead of declarative sentences.

R60, why don't you tell people what a declarative statement is, then.

A declarative sentence makes a statement of fact or expresses an opinion. For example:

"Trump lost the election." - states a fact

"The entire Trump family should go to jail." - expresses an opinion

An imperative sentence gives a command or makes a request. For example:

"Lock him up!" - gives a command

"Please arrest the fucker." - makes a request

An exclamatory sentence expresses strong emotion such as excitement, happiness, anger, or surprise, and is punctuated with an exclamation point. For example:

"Trump lost!" - expresses great happiness

"I hate that motherfucker!" - expresses strong anger

An interrogative sentence asks a question. For example:

"How many years will Trump's prison sentence be?" - asks a question

I hope this helps you, R61.

I know what a declarative statement is, R62. I went to Catholic school & was paying attention during English. But, IMO, if posters want to correct others, then maybe they should tell people what the "right way" is.

Thank you for clearing that up for everybody.

Hey look, mister, we serve hard drinks in here for men who want to get drunk fast and we don’t need any characters around to give the joint atmosphere.

I am the author of the dictionary that defines ME.

“I believe in white supremacy until the blacks are educated to a point of responsibility.”

Here's John Wayne in swim shorts with man purse.

I'm a whore, Darling.

I've stated my boundaries.

[quote] R11 ...she'll be much happier because people go to church and have guns.

How people came to equate guns and Christianity, I'll never know.

R16 Can you believe this cunt was once married to Gavin Newson? (Kimberly Guilfoyle)

I am Dr. Amy Bishop!

Ain't nothin' like the real thing, baby.

I made a declarative statement.

"I am not a crook" "I didn't have sex with that woman" "Like a miracle it will go away"

r62 had vaginosis.

r62's pussy stinks!

R76, I'll give you credit for your first sentence. However, your second sentence is exclamatory instead of declarative.

Try harder next time. (Imperative)

R77 is a troll.

Oh Mighty Isis!

Zephyr winds which blow on high, lift me now so I may fly!!

Threadkiller.

He may have been a war hero but he never had enough guts to buy his old lady a box of tampons.

I do declare, I lick Trump's balls cuz Lord, they're not gonna lick themselves.

Oh, and another thing: you’re ALL fired.

These pretzels are making me thirsty.

I’m making a mistake I have no choice but to make.

Senator, you're no Jack Kennedy.

You'll never be anything but a common frump whose father lived over a grocery store and whose mother took in washing.

My apartment is not a BnB - bring your own towel if you're going to spend the night! And leave my turkey meatballs alone!

The Oscar for Best Picture goes to La La Land.

"Fiery the angels fell...burning with the fires of Orc."