Ghouliani melting down, literally

He's a sick old man (doesn't he have cancer again?) and his mind has been deteriorating for some time. He should resign from whatever positions he holds in order to spend more time with whatever family he's got. When this happened to Barbara Walters, she didn't want to retire but the people in charge of "The View" wrote her off that show and none of the networks hired her in any other capacity, so she had no choice. It should be done kindly and tactfully but it should be done, for the patient's own sake.

Does he use spray on hair in a can? How can hair dye run like this if the hair is actually dyed and rinsed? Who is in charge of makeup and styling? They should be fired for doing a bad job but then again they should be given a promotion and a raise for doing a bad job on this clown and then letting him appear on national TV.

My mascara is running from laughing so hard.

For those who want additional.

This is getting good.

Sorry; wrong link at R3.

Why is he always sweating so much now?

Because he’s a whore in church.

I do believe he's melting.

Post-COVID menopause

I almost feel sorry for him.

I'd say SHIT FOR BRAINS but it looks more like diarrhea.

Do they make cranium Depends?

He's an alcoholic and they sweat profusely, besides being a lying whore in church

The dementia is so bad that at this point he actually thinks Cousin Vinny was the Brooklyn cousin he married.

Boy! He’s sweating like he’s got a warrant.

Considering that he is bald and no longer wears a toupee, I doubt that we are looking at spray-on hair that is melting off. I think that he must color his sideburns and lower part of is head (where he still has hair) with Just For Men comb-in coloring? Or something similar? I'm not sure why he bothers - no one is going to see his dark hair dye and proclaim "he's 100 but looks 35!!!".

And a sexual predator, R13.

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A stinking freakshow.

This reminds me of that episode of Frasier when Martin used hair dye and left a big stain on Niles's expensive chair.

Or when Al Bundy did it.

R18. Hair loss is the least of his issues. The depraved expression in his eyes makes him repugnant. This is another one who managed to get enough cash together to purchase a bride. No one fucks that for free.

It's probably a result of brain liquefaction. He's a shit for brains, and clearly his brain is turning into diarrhea.

That spray on hair debacle with Miller is one more thing that demonstrates just how desperate, sad, and stupid these demonic people really are. That he would actually spray that shit on his head and look in the mirror and say "yeah, that looks just like real hair and no one's going to suspect a thing", shows that underneath all that bluster he's a damn moron.

The dye was on his sideburns.

He needs to sit his decaying ass down somewhere.

He’s like fucking 128 years old. Who gives a fuck if his sideburns are gray?

I hope his daughter is working on a competency hearing...

This is the reverse camera angle from the other thread! 😆 It happened on both sides. Ah, man. In his diminished cognitive state, he probably doesn't have much self-awareness left to feel embarrassed.

She's sweating like a criminal.

This must have been some temporary spray on crap. Once hair dye is set it doesn't run.

Can’t wait for Saturday!

Sorry for the cross post but it’s like when the first drop of water hit the Wicked Witch of the West.

Obviously, Miz Lindzey didn't help him prep. But Miz Lindzey has been consuming a lot of drinky poos lately.

Does he have any remaining family who hold him in high enough esteem and say, “Grand-uncle, please come and stay with us in Rhode Island and relax. You need to stop what you’re doing because it’s wrong and it’s becoming embarrassing for you. I know you don’t see it the same way, but please listen to another perspective. We love you and want you to be happy and restful and to do what’s best for you and the country”?

R35, do you realize what an invitation like that would do to my sheets?

Rachel Maddow just referenced "hair dye melting into rivers of flop sweat"

R30, are you also r15?

Hilarious. Ain’t karma a beyotch?

No, r39. I love karma.

She always comes through.

A hair stylist said that's not hair dye as dye would not run like that unless it had just been applied a couple of minutes before he went on camera, which would be stupid. He said more likely someone tried to touch up his sideburns with an eyebrow pencil or mascara which started melting when his flop sweat hit it.

He will be disbarred. 40 years too late, IMO.

He's the perfect crazy-trash lawyer for orange scum Trump. Both wackjob losers.