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Two Old Queens Who've Just a Minute to Catch Up!

I haven't laughed so hard since the Punchy Players! Dale and Morton definitely hit the Datalounge sweet spot:

"Dorothy Loudon was no Dorothy Lyman"

"Myrna Loy never believed in second chances"

"If there was a grape on the table, Lee Meriwether would take it"

"Ann Sothern...wasn't"

and so much more from Polly Holliday to Grace Zabriske, from Diana Scarwid to Dorothy Malone.

Five episodes so far, the five funniest minutes you'll spend today.

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by Anonymousreply 46April 9, 2021 2:40 AM

MEIN FURHER!! THERE ARE OTHER Posts like this! Does one not use the search feature anymore? MARY!!!

by Anonymousreply 1November 19, 2020 2:28 PM

Congratulations, OP. That ranks up there as one of the stupidest fucking thing I’ve seen on YouTube yet.

by Anonymousreply 2November 19, 2020 2:28 PM

I didn't get most of those references. Is this by and for the olds?

by Anonymousreply 3November 19, 2020 2:42 PM

PERFECTION !

the one already is famous for impersonating Chloe Sevigny

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by Anonymousreply 4November 19, 2020 2:45 PM

Is this Datalounge The Movie?

by Anonymousreply 5November 19, 2020 2:45 PM

R4, you're never going to stop trying to make that video happen, are you? We get it, you worked really hard to make and promote it. It went over like the Hindenberg. Time to let it go. It's just not fun or funny or clever. Seriously. Let it go already.

by Anonymousreply 6November 19, 2020 2:49 PM

I love the Chloe videos, actually. The more you watch them the funnier they get.

I can't even take her seriously as an actress anymore.

by Anonymousreply 7November 19, 2020 2:52 PM

I agree, and I have nothing to do with them, I just love how absurd they are

by Anonymousreply 8November 19, 2020 2:54 PM

the DL IS this

by Anonymousreply 9November 20, 2020 2:47 PM

I've only got a MINUTE

by Anonymousreply 10November 21, 2020 7:01 PM

Well don’t waste it on this trash then, r10.

by Anonymousreply 11November 21, 2020 7:06 PM

R6 Kindly, DO fuck off, dear.

by Anonymousreply 12November 21, 2020 7:30 PM

Yes, this is definitely Datalounge. Obsessing over pop culture from three or four generations ago.

by Anonymousreply 13November 21, 2020 7:33 PM

[quote] "If there was a grape on the table, Lee Meriwether would take it"

I don't even get that one. If it was some overweight actress, maybe it would make sense. What am I missing?

by Anonymousreply 14November 21, 2020 7:48 PM

absurdity, that's the point. and frankly, reading most of the DL, I'd think you'd pick up on that but no. . . . . .

by Anonymousreply 15November 21, 2020 9:33 PM

r6, she's LOST in a world of jive!

by Anonymousreply 16November 21, 2020 9:35 PM

Made me laugh. Thanks OP.

PS - Brett Sommers favorite season was fall.

by Anonymousreply 17November 21, 2020 10:14 PM

^morton!

by Anonymousreply 18November 21, 2020 10:36 PM

Painfully unfunny and embarrassing. I'd say I wish Drew Droege would just go away, but honestly, has he actually ever been anywhere?

by Anonymousreply 19November 21, 2020 10:39 PM

R19 is polishing her Emmys as she types.

by Anonymousreply 20November 22, 2020 4:37 PM

Here's the real thing.

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by Anonymousreply 21November 22, 2020 5:18 PM

r19 - linda lavin

by Anonymousreply 22November 22, 2020 5:35 PM

[quote] [R19] is polishing her Emmys as she types.

I am. Both of them, thanks.

by Anonymousreply 23November 22, 2020 6:24 PM

Those were cute, OP--thanks for sharing! Now I'm wondering about some of the celebs they name dropped. Polly Holliday mall-walking was my fave reference.

Does anyone know what happened to Punchy Players? I hope they're both okay. They posted the Pride video back in June, but I miss them.

by Anonymousreply 24November 22, 2020 6:44 PM

I assumed Punchy Players had a falling out.

by Anonymousreply 25November 22, 2020 6:46 PM

HILAR!

by Anonymousreply 26November 22, 2020 6:48 PM

"I was just watching Female On the Beach. Jeff Chandler deserved more."

LOL!

by Anonymousreply 27November 22, 2020 6:50 PM

" Treat or treating with Helen Hays was exhausting! "

Classic!

by Anonymousreply 28November 22, 2020 6:59 PM

This IS Datalounge!

by Anonymousreply 29November 22, 2020 7:00 PM

"Ann Murry songs played backwards are incantations."

OMFG!

by Anonymousreply 30November 22, 2020 7:00 PM

I think they are funny. So are the Chloe ones.

by Anonymousreply 31November 22, 2020 7:33 PM

I agree, and the DL reads precisely the same way, just look at the titles of all the threads!

by Anonymousreply 32November 22, 2020 8:17 PM

Wow, Drew and the other guy found this thread and are tag teaming.

by Anonymousreply 33November 22, 2020 8:22 PM

Fannie flagg really does still make sense

by Anonymousreply 34November 22, 2020 8:27 PM

two old queens catch up for the holidays!

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by Anonymousreply 35December 25, 2020 2:26 PM

R6 is a tard.

by Anonymousreply 36December 25, 2020 3:43 PM

Only got a minute!

by Anonymousreply 37January 25, 2021 2:35 AM

Please try these Two Old Queens instead.

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by Anonymousreply 38January 25, 2021 2:45 AM

J'adore Chloee Sevinnny

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by Anonymousreply 39February 3, 2021 11:50 PM

"Renée Taylor needs to calm down"

by Anonymousreply 40February 4, 2021 12:01 AM

Deborah Van Valkenberg in a lilac sweater, leaning against a door, posed as if she were about to be shot, giggling mechanically as if the assistant director had threatened her, is a prime sitcom opening credits memory...along with castmate Nancy Dussault doing takes after she messes with the plant or moves the copy of Photo Time when she's wearing the argyle sweater.

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by Anonymousreply 41April 7, 2021 10:58 PM

These videos have no plot. They are merely lists!

They're like Cole Porter's List Songs— but at least Cole's lists rhymed!

by Anonymousreply 42April 7, 2021 11:30 PM

Which is Dale and which is Morton?

Are they seated alphabetically?

Is Morton White-adjacent?

by Anonymousreply 43April 7, 2021 11:43 PM

[quote] They posted the Pride video back in June, but I miss them.

I miss them too.

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by Anonymousreply 44April 8, 2021 10:14 PM

F*gs and Designer Tags on u toob offers something along this line. If you can't take overtly campy men, don't watch it. Otherwise, it's fairly entertaining.

by Anonymousreply 45April 9, 2021 12:30 AM

I love this so much.

by Anonymousreply 46April 9, 2021 2:40 AM
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