Two Old Queens Who've Just a Minute to Catch Up!
I haven't laughed so hard since the Punchy Players! Dale and Morton definitely hit the Datalounge sweet spot:
"Dorothy Loudon was no Dorothy Lyman"
"Myrna Loy never believed in second chances"
"If there was a grape on the table, Lee Meriwether would take it"
"Ann Sothern...wasn't"
and so much more from Polly Holliday to Grace Zabriske, from Diana Scarwid to Dorothy Malone.
Five episodes so far, the five funniest minutes you'll spend today.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 46 | April 9, 2021 2:40 AM
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MEIN FURHER!! THERE ARE OTHER Posts like this! Does one not use the search feature anymore? MARY!!!
by Anonymous | reply 1 | November 19, 2020 2:28 PM
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Congratulations, OP. That ranks up there as one of the stupidest fucking thing I’ve seen on YouTube yet.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | November 19, 2020 2:28 PM
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I didn't get most of those references. Is this by and for the olds?
by Anonymous | reply 3 | November 19, 2020 2:42 PM
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PERFECTION !
the one already is famous for impersonating Chloe Sevigny
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 4 | November 19, 2020 2:45 PM
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Is this Datalounge The Movie?
by Anonymous | reply 5 | November 19, 2020 2:45 PM
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R4, you're never going to stop trying to make that video happen, are you? We get it, you worked really hard to make and promote it. It went over like the Hindenberg. Time to let it go. It's just not fun or funny or clever. Seriously. Let it go already.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | November 19, 2020 2:49 PM
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I love the Chloe videos, actually. The more you watch them the funnier they get.
I can't even take her seriously as an actress anymore.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | November 19, 2020 2:52 PM
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I agree, and I have nothing to do with them, I just love how absurd they are
by Anonymous | reply 8 | November 19, 2020 2:54 PM
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Well don’t waste it on this trash then, r10.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | November 21, 2020 7:06 PM
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R6 Kindly, DO fuck off, dear.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | November 21, 2020 7:30 PM
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Yes, this is definitely Datalounge. Obsessing over pop culture from three or four generations ago.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | November 21, 2020 7:33 PM
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[quote] "If there was a grape on the table, Lee Meriwether would take it"
I don't even get that one. If it was some overweight actress, maybe it would make sense. What am I missing?
by Anonymous | reply 14 | November 21, 2020 7:48 PM
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absurdity, that's the point. and frankly, reading most of the DL, I'd think you'd pick up on that but no. . . . . .
by Anonymous | reply 15 | November 21, 2020 9:33 PM
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r6, she's LOST in a world of jive!
by Anonymous | reply 16 | November 21, 2020 9:35 PM
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Made me laugh. Thanks OP.
PS - Brett Sommers favorite season was fall.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | November 21, 2020 10:14 PM
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Painfully unfunny and embarrassing. I'd say I wish Drew Droege would just go away, but honestly, has he actually ever been anywhere?
by Anonymous | reply 19 | November 21, 2020 10:39 PM
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R19 is polishing her Emmys as she types.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | November 22, 2020 4:37 PM
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[quote] [R19] is polishing her Emmys as she types.
I am. Both of them, thanks.
by Anonymous | reply 23 | November 22, 2020 6:24 PM
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Those were cute, OP--thanks for sharing! Now I'm wondering about some of the celebs they name dropped. Polly Holliday mall-walking was my fave reference.
Does anyone know what happened to Punchy Players? I hope they're both okay. They posted the Pride video back in June, but I miss them.
by Anonymous | reply 24 | November 22, 2020 6:44 PM
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I assumed Punchy Players had a falling out.
by Anonymous | reply 25 | November 22, 2020 6:46 PM
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"I was just watching Female On the Beach. Jeff Chandler deserved more."
LOL!
by Anonymous | reply 27 | November 22, 2020 6:50 PM
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" Treat or treating with Helen Hays was exhausting! "
Classic!
by Anonymous | reply 28 | November 22, 2020 6:59 PM
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"Ann Murry songs played backwards are incantations."
OMFG!
by Anonymous | reply 30 | November 22, 2020 7:00 PM
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I think they are funny. So are the Chloe ones.
by Anonymous | reply 31 | November 22, 2020 7:33 PM
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I agree, and the DL reads precisely the same way, just look at the titles of all the threads!
by Anonymous | reply 32 | November 22, 2020 8:17 PM
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Wow, Drew and the other guy found this thread and are tag teaming.
by Anonymous | reply 33 | November 22, 2020 8:22 PM
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Fannie flagg really does still make sense
by Anonymous | reply 34 | November 22, 2020 8:27 PM
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two old queens catch up for the holidays!
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 35 | December 25, 2020 2:26 PM
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Please try these Two Old Queens instead.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 38 | January 25, 2021 2:45 AM
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"Renée Taylor needs to calm down"
by Anonymous | reply 40 | February 4, 2021 12:01 AM
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Deborah Van Valkenberg in a lilac sweater, leaning against a door, posed as if she were about to be shot, giggling mechanically as if the assistant director had threatened her, is a prime sitcom opening credits memory...along with castmate Nancy Dussault doing takes after she messes with the plant or moves the copy of Photo Time when she's wearing the argyle sweater.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 41 | April 7, 2021 10:58 PM
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These videos have no plot. They are merely lists!
They're like Cole Porter's List Songs— but at least Cole's lists rhymed!
by Anonymous | reply 42 | April 7, 2021 11:30 PM
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Which is Dale and which is Morton?
Are they seated alphabetically?
Is Morton White-adjacent?
by Anonymous | reply 43 | April 7, 2021 11:43 PM
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[quote] They posted the Pride video back in June, but I miss them.
I miss them too.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 44 | April 8, 2021 10:14 PM
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F*gs and Designer Tags on u toob offers something along this line. If you can't take overtly campy men, don't watch it. Otherwise, it's fairly entertaining.
by Anonymous | reply 45 | April 9, 2021 12:30 AM
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