Is Mitch McConnell dying?

Please, please, please!!!

In the midst of life, we are in death, OP. Sooner rather than later for some, we hope.

I'm working on it.

That would be a wonderful holiday present and a fine way to close out this miserable year. But I won't get my hopes up.

A senator’s life is very hectic.

Need to see pics or video. Not watching Brian tonight because the boyfriend wanted to watch The Crown.

I hope so. I hate to say it because it’s a horrible thing to say. But he’s earned it.

I don't think the black hands are a COVID symptom. There's something more serious (or fun, if you're optimistic) going on here.

Weird bruising on his lips and hands, swelling too. Heart problems? Horcrux? The deep inner rot of a life of soulless corruption finally rising to the surface?

Hard to know for sure so...

He’s on massive amounts of blood thinners for his hands to look like that. Giant blood blisters.

Hopefully

You're just a cockeyed optometrist, OP.

I'm usually not like this, but they've worn me down. I hope he fucking dies, and I hope it hurts.

If it's Corona virus, I say COVID, DO YO STUFF!

Die.

I have never wished for anyone to die. Not even Trump, as much as I hate him. It feels wrong to wish for someone’s death, even if that death will make the world a better place. But damn I will take such pleasure when McConnell finally dies.

Welcome to the dark side, R15, you know we all hang out here from time to time. It's human.

And seriously, he's a nasty rotted dick.

I probably saw the same clip as the OP, and thought the exact same thing. He looked really pale, and sounded like he didn’t have enough breath to get the words out.

He also limped to the podium. Somethings up.

Maybe Elaine is beating him?

McConnell knows how reviled he is and how history will view his shitty legacy. That's enough to make an elderly man sick to death.

And Kentucky has a Democrat governor.

R15 I am right with you. I think we know each other.

[quote]Maybe Elaine is beating him?

If not Elaine, then somebody ought to be administering regular beatings. Evil, evil man.

I believe we should not speak unkindly about the dead. So I'm looking forward to not being able to speak unkindly about Mitch.

The blue lips he had in the last weeks, could be oxygen deficiency.

From your lips to God’s ears, OP

We can speak unkindly about The Undead

R25 it has to be something to do with his oxygen. He was gasping after every word, like he had just gone for a run.

Mitch Mitch Mitch. You evil soulless loose sack of decayed morals and flesh. It is no wonder your heart is struggling.

He's too old to be considered a candidate for a heart transplant, right? Right??

Please tell me he won't receive the gift of a selfless human in their prime.

He’s out of breath and clearing his throat in this one, but he sounds fine in the second video.

Yeah, he's having a hard time.

I wish we were in medieval times and the fucking turtle could be hanged and quartered and then beheaded with his head put on a pike and put on display!

Now you're playing my tune, r33!

His lips look dark in a couple of those videos. I wonder if he’s wearing makeup at work to cover other issues.

Worst closet gay since....? Or incontestably the worst, ever....

Don't be such a ninny, R15. You would have the rest of us ruined to save this one vile man? To hell with you. See how easy that was for me to state? To hell with you. Now.. you try it.

If Mitch McConnell would shut up, behave decently, stop causing great harm... no one would care. But he doesn't. So he should be stopped. Greater good for the greater number. It's an important concept.

If McConnell is, indeed, on as much blood thinner as speculated above, finishing him off should be simple.

Yes, R37 -- just stick a pin in him and he'll spurt blood until he dies, which shouldn't take long.

His insides must be like pulp.

[quote]He was out of breath and pale as a ghost.

[quote]Weird bruising on his lips and hands

[quote]The blue lips he had in the last weeks,

[quote]Wattle looked big too

[quote]His lips look dark in a couple of those videos.

[quote]His insides must be like pulp.

Lucky, lucky Elaine!

II would guess heart problems if I thought he had one.

He probably caught COVID along with the rest of them and like Trump has been running on dexamethasone and ego ever since.

OP, don't promise a good time and then fail to deliver.

R33= Steve Bannon.

What is his face even made of?

The has the China Virus, not covid it is called The Elaine Chao.

[quote] Is Mitch McConnell dying?

Yes, but not anywhere near fast enough.

Being the Devil Incarnate takes a lot out of one.