Mossimo's got a new look for prison.

I don't mind a shaven head.

His face is a little weak and "turtle-y" so the beard helps.

He will be having the homosex within a week or two.

Think he looks better.

Lori's been moved to solitary..

He had good, full, gray hair. Not sure why he'd shave it off. All of his plastic surgery (face) is too much, though. The cheek implants on top of the nose job, etc. He was probably better-looking before.

He doesn’t his hair pulled when he’s performing his prison dootys.

Thoughts and prayers.

There are actually professional highly paid "prison coaches" who teach people like Lori and spouse exactly what to expect in prison, how to conduct themselves, and how to survive.

So a guy can't hold his hair during forced blowjobs or floating a new line launch of prison chic/bald poseur bad-ass look.

Laurie is having her "Hoosegow Hunnies" figurine line made in China now.

Per the article:

[quote] The Lompoc prison encourages arts and crafts and allows 'table games' and 'music programs'.

He'll probably be teaching a fashion design course at the minimum security "camp."

That Lompoc Prison is a country club. My Mafia family member went there.

Did he shave off his hair or just place it on a styrofoam head on the dresser?

What kind of prison did he think he was going to? Maximum security?

Or do you think he did it for 'effect'?

He's going to come out of that with a toned yoga body and completed several books he has been meaning to read.

This ain't real punishment.

mmmmm....Daddy....

Shaved head = under the radar

I would love to find a picture of him pre-surgery.

Looks like he is trying to harden his appearance.

So with both parents locked up, who’s minding the two brainiacs?

OP, your thread title and pic made me burst out in laughter.

Grazi!

Those girls are adults. They can make their own peanut butter sandwiches. They won't be living under the freeway.

Rich people have zero worries in prison. They pay for protection ,not to mention the warden would be so scared of lawsuits if someone touched a hair on their heads he tells all the staff to keep a close eye on them. Besides,they arent going to some super max. Theyll end up in a minimum security and most inmates are going to be short timers and wont want to jeopardize release.

Poor Fonzie. They won’t let him wear his little black velvet Chanel loafers in the clink.