Cast your eyes on the young Henry John Heinz

Midget.

Dandy

Yes!

He's wearing the checkered pattern that Every Office Gay wears today.

For those into grand daddies.

Probably takes forever to come.

I prefer Hunt's. Heinz is too vinegary.

R6 Just like the bottle. I mean, you shake and shake and shake and eventually your arm gets tired and....

Hunt's is dreadful

His paternal grandmother was a Trump, according to Wikipedia (see r5's link.)

Not that great looking. Does the money make him more attractive to you?

He's fabulous in that outfit.

His head is too big. Something must be done. Help.

R10 I was about to say "that's a common name" but indeed, ancestors of Trump were distant cousins to the Heinzes through Charlotte Trump Heinz).

Remember when the Republicans were boycotting Heinz during the 2004 election because of Teresa Heinz Kerry? Fuck that, Hunt's is gross.

By the way, WHET Teresa Heinz Kerry? I liked her.

Does he cum ketchup?

I liked Teresa too. She basically told one of the evil right wing reporters who were chasing her down to fuck off.

Coincidentally, I've been reading a biography of Henry John Heinz, and it's a lot more interesting than I thought it would be.

Things I learned from it:

Heinz made his reputation on guaranteeing the purity and wholesomeness of his bottled/canned foods, which he originally prepared and peddled himself as a young teenager. What was typical in food manufacturing in those days was to adulterate foods (for example, adding water and chalk to fresh milk), and to make them with the very cheapest, poorest quality ingredients, so his obsession with quality and purity made his brand stand out.

Ketchup was originally a delicacy in the US, with the best quality ketchups imported from England. A small bottle of ketchup cost approximately a week's wages for the average working man, which meant it was only found on the tables of the wealthy and at high-class restaurants. What the working class used as a condiment was celery sauce, which every housewife made regularly.

Tomato ketchups were originally quite thin and runny. Heinz kept working on his mom's recipe and over the years made it thicker and thicker. Since he was producing the ketchup in the US and had even invested in his own glass bottling plant, he was able to beat the prices of the expensive imported ketchups with ease. And by making it affordable to the working class, ketchup eventually was no longer a luxe condiment used only by the wealthy but became the commonly used condiment it is today.

Also, Heinz deeply believed in benevolent capitalism: that the owner of a business had a moral obligation to pay his workers well and treat them fairly and kindly. He expected a great deal from his workers, but he took care of them, too.

Mike Hunt's "sauce" is yummy...and odiferous

[quote] Would you lust after his gherkin?

No, but I’d like to meet his tailor.

Back in the day I would have - looks very handsome.

BJ lips and BDF. I ate his ketchup on fries this afternoon; I can still taste it.

Colored boy?

Fuck yeah! I'd do him 57 ways.

Hunt's is disgusting; it tastes like sweetened tomato sauce.

Heinz is the king of ketchup.

I'd eat his smegma on my fries .

I finally see where Rupert the Bear got his wardrobe. He ate this dude.